Hurricanes bring certain certainties -- despite uncertainty
by Carl Hiaasen, Tribune Content Agency
Sep 11, 2017
3 minutes
Meteorologists call it the "cone of uncertainty," but we civilians have referred to it variously as the cone of doom, the cone of disorder, the cone of prayer or the cone of heavy pharmaceuticals.
It is here in that critical path -- anxiously studying our location on each new forecast map -- we awaited a monster hurricane.
Irma has kicked Florida's ass.
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