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    A Few More Pretty Good Jokes
    A Few More Pretty Good Jokes
    A Few More Pretty Good Jokes
    Audiobook1 hour

    A Few More Pretty Good Jokes

    Written by Garrison Keillor

    Narrated by Calvin Trillin

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    About this audiobook

    The Joke Show is the most popular annual broadcast from A Prairie Home Companion. A Few More Pretty Good Jokes features all the jokes from the most recent shows which aired in April 2000 and 2002 (both were done in New York). These recordings are a welcome supplement to the highly successful previous Joke Book, Tape, and CD.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHighbridge Company
    Release dateOct 28, 2002
    ISBN9781598879551
    A Few More Pretty Good Jokes
    Author

    Garrison Keillor

    Garrison Keillor, born in Anoka, Minnesota, in 1942, is an essayist, columnist, blogger, and writer of sonnets, songs, and limericks, whose novel Pontoon the New York Times said was “a tough-minded book . . . full of wistfulness and futility yet somehow spangled with hope”—no easy matter, especially the spangling. Garrison Keillor wrote and hosted the radio show A Prairie Home Companion for more than forty years, all thanks to kind aunts and good teachers and a very high threshold of boredom. In his retirement, he’s written a memoir and a novel. He and his wife, Jenny Lind Nilsson, live in Minneapolis and New York.

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      Some of the jokes that tasted funny to me and I wrote down:

      • He was the number on laxative salesman in the United States, but he was just a regular guy.

      • Where do otters come from? Otterspace

      • Why was the archeologist depressed? Because his career was in ruins.

      • What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

      • What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Damn

      • Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

      • Say Lettuce and spell CUP. Lettuce see you pee

      • What did the hotdog say when it crossed the line? I am the wiener.

      • My son recently took up meditation. At least it is better than sitting and doing nothing.

      • Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink.

      Knock knock jokes
      • Knock knock, who's there, Grace, Grace who? Grace skies are going to clear up
      • Knock knock, who's there? Olive. Olive who? Why don't you take olive me?
      • Knock Knock, who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plain it later.
      • Knock knock, who's there? Charlotta. Charlotta who? There's a lot of Charlotta bad jokes here.

      Blonde Joke
      • Why do so many blondes move to LA? It's easy to spell.