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    It’s Not Me, It’s You
    It’s Not Me, It’s You
    It’s Not Me, It’s You
    Audiobook14 hours

    It’s Not Me, It’s You

    Written by Mhairi McFarlane

    Narrated by Julia Barrie

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    About this audiobook

    Preorder Mhairi's new novel YOU BELONG WITH ME – coming soon!

    An achingly funny story about how to be your own hero when life pulls the rug out from under your feet…

    ‘This is modern and honest romantic fiction at its most accomplished’ HEAT

    ‘McFarlane’s writing will make you laugh out loud’ SUNDAY EXPRESS

    ‘Brilliantly funny stuff’ FABULOUS

    ‘A delicious feast of comic romance . . . smart and funny’ SUNDAY EXPRESS

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    Delia Moss isn’t quite sure where she went wrong.

    When she proposed and discovered her boyfriend was sleeping with someone else – she thought it was her fault.

    When she realised life would never be the same again – she thought it was her fault.

    And when he wanted her back like nothing had changed – Delia started to wonder if perhaps she was not to blame…

    From Newcastle to London and back again, with dodgy jobs, eccentric bosses and annoyingly handsome journalists thrown in, Delia must find out where her old self went – and if she can ever get her back.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateNov 6, 2014
    ISBN9780007596249
    It’s Not Me, It’s You
    Author

    Mhairi McFarlane

    Sunday Times bestselling author Mhairi McFarlane was born in Scotland, and her unnecessarily confusing name is pronounced Vah-Ree. After some efforts at journalism, she started writing fiction and her first book, You Had Me At Hello, was an instant success. She's now written ten novels, and she lives in Nottingham with a man and a cat.

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    • 2/5
      Not my favorite of this author’s…took awhile for me to get into it, and I didn’t connect much with the characters.

      4 people found this helpful

    • 3/5
      Liked the story, but it developed quite slow. Also didn't like how the male voices were read.

      3 people found this helpful

    • 1/5
      I am a big fan of the Author, but I couldn’t listen to this narrator! She was all over the place with her voice! I’m going to have to read this one.

      3 people found this helpful

    • 1/5
      A complete waste of time: there is no character progression, none of the characters are even remotely likable and you can basically skip the first 95% of it, because none of what happens has any bearing on the characters' behavior - I'm not making this up, the characters don't progress at all. All of the big moments where the protagonist supposedly learns something about herself are completely brushed under the carpet and forgotten about 5 minutes later. If you're curious, listen to the last 5-10%, don't bother with the rest, you basically miss nothing.

      Seriously: skip this. It's a shame because the author has some really good stories; this just isn't one of them.

      3 people found this helpful

    • 2/5
      The book is very funny and gripping.
      5 stars for the author.
      But less stars, because of the narrator. The most funny parts well done, but pleeeeeease, to all female narrators: STOP READING ALL MALE PARTS OF A DIALOG IN A DEEPER VOICE! If it's ment to create a funny, ridiculous character, very good choice, but if your audience is supposed to take the more emotional parts serious, an adjusted voice makes it mostly fake or like mocking. The range of different emotional expression with a fake voice is very limited. (same for male narrators reading female characters)

      3 people found this helpful

    • 4/5
      It was entertaining. This author has a wonderfully descriptive writing style that greatly impresses me, albeit more so in other books however.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      I want always able to guess what would happen next. Light-hearted and fun.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 3/5
      To me this novel was just ok. I didn't have the same engagement I did with her other books.
    • 5/5
      Enjoyed the journey the writer took us on ? loved it
    • 5/5
      Excellent, interesting, and full of incite regarding the human condition! I love reading Mhairi MacFarlane books, and this probably my favorite so far. I hope Scribd offers more of hers in the future!