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    It's All Your Fault
    It's All Your Fault
    It's All Your Fault
    Audiobook7 hours

    It's All Your Fault

    Written by Paul Rudnick

    Narrated by Stephanie Drake

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    About this audiobook

    One last chance. One wild weekend. Flat out the funniest book of the year.

    My name is Caitlin and up until forty-eight hours ago I had never:

    Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of my lungs, kidnapped anyone or--WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?

    Now I'm in jail and I have no idea what I'm going to tell:

    The police, my parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.

    I have just noticed that:

    My nose is pierced and I have-WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?

    I blame one person for this entire insane weekend:

    My famous cousin.

    Who is also my former best friend.

    Who I have HATED for the past four years.

    Who I miss like crazy. NO I DON'T!!!!

    IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherScholastic
    Release dateJan 26, 2016
    ISBN9780545911092
    It's All Your Fault
    Author

    Paul Rudnick

    Playwright, screenwriter, and novelist Paul Rudnick's celebrated works include the plays I Hate Hamlet and Jeffrey, and the screenplays In & Out and Addams Family Values. He also writes regularly for The New Yorker. Born in Piscataway, New Jersey, he now lives in New York City.

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