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    Clam Jam
    Clam Jam
    Clam Jam
    Audiobook8 hours

    Clam Jam

    Written by R.C. Boldt

    Narrated by Elizabeth Hart and Jeremy York

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    About this audiobook

    Clam Jam. Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.

    Maggie: That's my life-except it's worse. My friend who keeps "jamming" me is my gay roommate.

    Fact: He went home with three-yes, three-of the guys I had been so sure were into me.

    Fact: He's really pissing me off. I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.

    Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?

    Ry: The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met the girl, except there was one small problem: she'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've found another place to live, but I wanted to live there-with her. So I had to go "undercover."

    Fact: I'm in love with my roommate.

    Fact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now.

    Fact: I'm not giving up. Which means, I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the "real" me.

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateMay 16, 2017
    ISBN9781541473379
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    • 2/5
      I think I would have liked the written version of this book, but the audiobook did sort of ruin it for me.
    • 3/5
      It was alright. The writing was good, but lets just say there were a few glaring plot holes that I found it hard to get over.