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    The List
    The List
    The List
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    The List

    Written by Tawna Fenske

    Narrated by CJ Bloom and Alexander Cendese

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    It all starts with a list.

    A sex list.

    Cassie Michaels comes up with a list of naughty experiences to impress her sisters and finally convince them--and herself--she's not just a boring soil scientist. Unfortunately, it also makes Cassie a liar if she doesn't tick off at least some of the kinky exploits before her sister's bachelorette party. Luckily, she's found just the man to help her, starting with number four--sex with an anonymous stranger.

    As the owner of a chain of computer shops, Simon Traxel doesn't deal with mundane repairs, but when a brunette with killer green eyes and a list of sexploits frozen across her computer screen shows up at one of his shops, he's ready to get a little hands on.

    Simon's more than willing to have some fun helping Cassie turn her made-up adventures into reality. Between steamy public romps that go hilariously awry, and sexy antics with kitchen utensils, getting through a to-do list has never been this much fun. But nearing the last few items means nearing the end of their time together, and Simon isn't ready to let her go...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateFeb 1, 2018
    ISBN9781543686623
    Author

    Tawna Fenske

    When Tawna Fenske finished her English lit degree at twenty-two, she celebrated by filling a giant trash bag full of romance novels and dragging it everywhere until she’d read them all. Now she’s a USA Today bestselling author who writes humorous fiction, risqué romance, and heartwarming love stories with a quirky twist. Publishers Weekly has praised Tawna’s offbeat romances with multiple starred reviews and noted, “There’s something wonderfully relaxing about being immersed in a story filled with over-the-top characters in undeniably relatable situations. Heartache and humor go hand in hand.” Tawna lives in Bend, Oregon, with her husband, stepkids, and a menagerie of ill-behaved pets. She loves hiking, snowshoeing, stand-up paddleboarding, and inventing excuses to sip wine on her back porch. She can peel a banana with her toes and loses an average of twenty pairs of eyeglasses per year. To find out more about Tawna and her books, visit www.tawnafenske.com.

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      Enjoyable thriller with many comedic elements 4 star book
      Fabulous narrator made immersion reading a five star experience”
    • 3/5
      3.5 Stars for me!

      My rating range throughout the story... 3.5 - 4.5 Stars

      Main Character Ratings... 7 for both

      Scenes with heat.. Several - playful

      Heat Rating... 7/10 Stars
      Clean - 1 or 2
      Descriptive Sex - 5 or above
      Beyond Descriptive Sex - 8 or above

      The back story... H is a very wealthy business man who owns several dozen computer repair shops. The h comes in with a frozen laptop with a list of sexual todo's on the screen. The H hides who is is because he is always fending off gold diggers.

      The Romance... Instalust with a quick foray into a sexual relationship. They also spend time getting to know each other (for the most part).

      The drama explosion... The H finds out that he is wealthy and hiding who he is.

      Final Notes... The anger was a bit overboard; however, the resolution happens so quickly. You miss the full relationship once they truly know each other and then it is over.

      First half of the story was a solid 4.5 Stars for me.

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    • 5/5
      Fun read! Quite and sexy! Loved the characters! Nice
    • 4/5
      This is perhaps the first governmental conspiracy type book that I have read. I hadn't picked any up because I thought that I wouldn't like this particular genre of fiction. I was shocked that I actually enjoyed it. Primarily because it was a trashy read. I haven't read very many books that are absurd or just hysterical, but this book definitely fit into both of these categories.

      The plot is about a bunch of clones without giving too much away about the plot line of the book. There are several funny moments in the book as well, but one particularly overused joke is the author's usage of the anal region of the human body. It was the only thing that I felt was overused.

      Overall the book was enjoyable because it wasn't asking the author to think a lot, even though there was a random area where it was throwing out different technical science terms related to the body. The book is just one of those page-turners where you read and want to know what is next, but you don't get philosophical along the way searching for a deeper meaning. There are times where you need a book without that deeper subtext and this book did not disappoint. The story was richer than I expected and the characters more defined than I thought for a book that I selected randomly from the Amazon Kindle Lending Library for free. I am pleased I did and would recommend this book to anyone wanting a fast-paced interesting read.
    • 4/5
      This is perhaps the first governmental conspiracy type book that I have read. I hadn't picked any up because I thought that I wouldn't like this particular genre of fiction. I was shocked that I actually enjoyed it. Primarily because it was a trashy read. I haven't read very many books that are absurd or just hysterical, but this book definitely fit into both of these categories.

      The plot is about a bunch of clones without giving too much away about the plot line of the book. There are several funny moments in the book as well, but one particularly overused joke is the author's usage of the anal region of the human body. It was the only thing that I felt was overused.

      Overall the book was enjoyable because it wasn't asking the author to think a lot, even though there was a random area where it was throwing out different technical science terms related to the body. The book is just one of those page-turners where you read and want to know what is next, but you don't get philosophical along the way searching for a deeper meaning. There are times where you need a book without that deeper subtext and this book did not disappoint. The story was richer than I expected and the characters more defined than I thought for a book that I selected randomly from the Amazon Kindle Lending Library for free. I am pleased I did and would recommend this book to anyone wanting a fast-paced interesting read.
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      Loved it, loved it, loved it!!! The premise was more than a bit far-fetched, but the characters were fantastic, the pace was perfect and the humor was spot on. Long live Roy and Bert!
    • 5/5
      I read one of Mr. Konrath's other books, "Afraid", loved his writing style and ability keep readers guessing and in suspense throughout his story. When I saw "The List" posted on one of my daily "Free Kindle Offerings", I didn't hesitate to snatch it up. I was not disappointed!I was so hooked that I couldn't put it down. Tom and Roy, the Chicago Police Detectives, somewhat remind me of Patterson's Alex Cross and his partner. Now add a fishing lure collector, a kick-ass female film producer and a used car salesman to round out the team of good guys; all five have something physical in common - a tattoo on the bottom of one heel. All are on the same list and maniacs are trying to kill them! The story has humor, terror, gore and imagination as this group of five fight off their killers while attempting to find the person(s) responsible for creating the "list" and learning why they are targeted. It's all part of a master plan - thirty years in the making, and they are caught right in the middle of it all. It is possible to stop it, but nobody will believe or help them prevent the catastrophe. They have to try it alone!Jack Kilborn keeps readers on a high level alert, making it difficult to "relax" while reading his thrilling story. Twists and turns show up without warning - keeping readers up way too late in the night to see what happens next. This book is filled with very descriptive scenes...if you are able to read through zombie or serial killer novels, then you shouldn't have any trouble with "The List". Buyer beware: once you start - it will be difficult to put down. Great job Mr. Kilborn! I look forward to reading more of your work!John Podlaski, author[[ASIN:B003R4Z5U6 Cherries - A Vietnam War Novel]]
    • 3/5
      What is the significance of blue number tattoos found on the bottom of the feet of murder victims? As Det. Tom Mankowski investigates, he has more than a professional interest in finding the connection...he, too, has a blue number tattoo.Tom's investigation leads to some rather amazing discoveries. The victims were all adopted. The victims were all the same age. The victims had families with some tie to the military--everything just like Tom--and, just like Tom, they were all cloned.Cloned from the best and the worst in history, their creator had used the likes of Thomas Jefferson, Joan of Arc, William Shakespeare, Attila the Hun, Jack the Ripper, and Einstein as the starting DNA to determine if pure genetics would determine the clones' character, intelligence, and talents. But now, someone wanted them dead.An interesting premise and some quirky characters.
    • 5/5
      Joe Konrath has become quite an Internet sensation, so I was interested in his work, but kind of leery of what I might find. After all, Joe seems like a great guy, but it's relatively easy (and somewhat random) to get famous on the Internet, and very hard (and quite unrelated) to write a great book. As it turned out, I needn't have worried.The List is a sensational thrill ride from the gruesome start to the fiery finish. The action bounces back and forth around the country, and at every stop the story grows more intricate and the danger ratchets up another notch. The characters are by turns sincere and interesting and funny, and Konrath excels at getting his characters into hopeless situations, then letting them get themselves out. The plot contains just enough science to be convincing, and just enough fantasy to be fun. And Abe Lincoln is hilarious.Whether you are a fan of Konrath, a fan of realistic science fiction, or just a fan of sharp action and tight prose, this book is not to be missed. For my part, it was a great introduction to the work of Joe Konrath, and I can't wait to read the rest.
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      Enjoyed the rather quirky story and both good and evil characters. I think Bert was my favorite and thought his special investment collection was great camp. I enjoyed the tense but, humorous interplay between the cooperating characters and the truly evil aspects of the villains. The story pace was frantic at times but, loved the compulsion to continue reading. Never a dull moment. I'm now keyed for the continuation of the story even though the adventure was resolved to my satisfaction. I'm going to look forward to reading more of J.A. Konrath's stories!
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      Too outrageous to make it work.
    • 3/5
      Light reading, entertaining book about a group of people trying to save the country/world about learning they are clones of famous people. Improbable science, shallow characters. Amusing banter between characters that can sometimes be annoying.