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    Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
    Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
    Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
    Audiobook6 minutes

    Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane

    Written by The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    Narrated by Stephen Colbert

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    About this audiobook

    100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to disaster relief.

    Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is a picture book made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children’s book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural disaster.

    On September 19, 2018, Donald Trump paid a visit to New Bern, North Carolina, one of the towns ravaged by Hurricane Florence. It was there he showed deep concern for a boat that washed ashore. “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal,” said President Trump to hurricane victims. “Have a good time!” he told them. The only way his comments would be appropriate is in the context of a children’s book—and now you can experience them that way, thanks to the staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

    Whose Boat Is This Boat? is an excellent teaching tool for readers of all ages who enjoy learning about empathy by process of elimination. Have a good time!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster Audio
    Release dateNov 6, 2018
    ISBN9781508285816
    Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
    Author

    The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    The Staff of The Late Show are bipedal mammals. They were born on earth, and currently reside in the New York City area. Their hobbies include kayaking. Together, the Staff of The Late Show produce CBS’s The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, a CBS show which airs late and stars Stephen Colbert.

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    • 5/5
      Terrible. But funny. Sad funny. Funny sad. Sad that it's funny. Because he's president. Sad. Very sad.

      3 people found this helpful

    • 5/5
      The book itself is hard to listen to because...well...it was written by dolt. Thankfully it's short and the other parts were funny.

      3 people found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Have a good time. Better than art of the deal

      2 people found this helpful

    • 1/5
      Leave your TDS at home. Is there a volume “Whose Plumbing Business which he did not build and risk their labor their credit or wealth.

      2 people found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Trump is a moron. To easy to write this book. This is a review to counter the pro Trump reviews.

      2 people found this helpful

    • 1/5
      Seriously? * that’s really my entire review they just make me post at least 10 words*

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Thank you to Colbert for turning Drumph's assinine words into something productive (raising money for hurricane victims). The audiobook is not too entertaining, but given the source material, the Colbert Show DID create something out of nothing-- nothing intelligible, that is. Bravo!

      1 person found this helpful

    • 1/5
      Book? What book? A waste of 4 minutes.

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Comprised solely of trumps own comments!!! In Stephen’s famous hilarious drumpftard voice ?. This is brilliant use of satire. Brava!

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Very moving!!! I now have a much better understanding of what not to say in the aftermath of a natural disaster!

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Funny! All proceeds go to hurricane relief so be sure to buy book!
    • 1/5
      This is not an audio book. it is a brief audio skit - but funny nonetheless.
    • 1/5
      Stupid. Can't even come up with the minimum of words to post.
    • 4/5
      A hilarious and totally believable audio book spoofing President Trump.
    • 1/5
      Just more "orange man bad" from leftist NPCs and for leftist NPCs •⎳•

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    • 1/5
      I only gave it one star because it won’t allow you to give zero stars
    • 2/5
      I love Colbert and would buy the paperback version. I like the supplemental audiobook, but don’t expect much as a stand-alone.
    • 5/5
      absolutely hilarious, worth listening to, Stephen Colbert did a great job
    • 5/5
      It would be hilarious, if it weren't so terrifying. A functioning adult for 2020, please.
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    • 1/5
      ....but why though?? Do people actually like stuff like this?? smh