Horrid Henry's Joke Book
By Francesca Simon and Tony Ross
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Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers!
These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!
Francesca Simon
Francesca Simon is universally known for the staggeringly popular Horrid Henry series. These books and CDs have sold over 20 million copies in the UK alone and are published in 27 countries. Horrid Henry and the Abominable Snowman won the Children's Book of the Year award in 2008 at the British Book Awards. She lives in North London with her family.
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Horrid Henry's Joke Book - Francesca Simon
Copyright
Text © Francesca Simon 2004
Internal illustrations © Tony Ross 2004
Cover illustration © Tony Ross 2008
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Originally published in Great Britain in 2004 by Orion Children’s Books.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is on file with the publisher.
Source of Production: Versa Press, East Peoria, Illinois, USA
Date of Production: April 2010
Run Number: 12284
contents.jpgFront Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Mummy’s Curse Jokes
Grisly Grub Jokes
Gross-Out Jokes
Scary Sitter Jokes
Terminator Gladiator Jokes
Underpants Jokes
Stinkbombs
Doctor Dettol Jokes
Dizzy Dave’s Dinosaur Jokes
Moody Margaret Knocks Sour Susan Jokes
Beefy Bert’s Beastly Jokes
Aerobic Al’s Sports Jokes
Jokes Not to Tell Aunt Ruby
Jokes Not to Tell Miss Battle-Axe
Perfect Peter’s Favorite Jokes
Jokes Much Too Rude to Tell Mom
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