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My Weird School #15: Mr. Macky Is Wacky!
My Weird School #15: Mr. Macky Is Wacky!
My Weird School #15: Mr. Macky Is Wacky!
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My Weird School #15: Mr. Macky Is Wacky!

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! 

In this fifteenth book in the My Weird School series, it's Presidents' Day! And Mr. Macky, the reading specialist, actually expects A.J. and his friends to read stuff about the presidents! Not only that, but he lives in a log cabin and thinks he's Abraham Lincoln! Is he for real?

Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherHarperCollins
Release dateOct 6, 2009
ISBN9780061973352
My Weird School #15: Mr. Macky Is Wacky!
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Dan Gutman

Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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My Weird School #15 - Dan Gutman

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Crazy Pet Day

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

Man, I wish I was a grown-up. Grownups are so lucky. They don’t have to go to school.

If I was a grown-up, you know which grown-up I would be? I would be the president of the United States. And you know what I would do if I was president of the United States? I would close all the schools. Then kids wouldn’t have to go anymore. That’s what I would do.

But until I become president, I guess I’ll have to keep going to school. Bummer in the summer!

It was Crazy Pet Day at Ella Mentry School, so kids who had crazy pets brought them in to show the class. My friend Ryan brought in his hermit crab. This girl named Annette brought in her bird (which, if you ask me, isn’t crazy at all). I don’t have a crazy pet. I just have a dog, which isn’t crazy at all. I wish I had a penguin. Penguins are cool. But my parents won’t get me one because they live in Antarctica. Penguins, that is. Not my parents. My parents live at home with me.

EEEEEEEK! screamed this girl Emily, who cries over everything. A rat!

It wasn’t a rat. It was a pet ferret that belonged to Neil Crouch (who we call Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes). But it did look a little bit like a rat. A long rat.

What’s your ferret’s name? I asked Neil the nude kid as I looked in his cage. (The ferret’s cage, that is. Not Neil’s. He doesn’t live in a cage. He lives in a house with his parents.)

His name is Mr. Wiggles.

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap clapped our teacher Miss Daisy. That’s her signal that we have to stop talking.

We’ll learn all about your crazy pets later, Miss Daisy told us. But first, I have big news!

Miss Daisy said she has a big nose, I whispered to my friend Michael. He cracked up.

Do you have something you’d like to share with the rest of us, A.J.? asked Miss Daisy.

No.

The big news is that Presidents’ Day is coming up next week, said Miss Daisy.

What’s Presidents’ Day? somebody asked.

I have no idea, said Miss Daisy, who

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