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    It's a Connection! It's a Comedy! Internet Dating. The Good. The Bad. And the Ugly
    It's a Connection! It's a Comedy! Internet Dating. The Good. The Bad. And the Ugly
    It's a Connection! It's a Comedy! Internet Dating. The Good. The Bad. And the Ugly
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    It's a Connection! It's a Comedy! Internet Dating. The Good. The Bad. And the Ugly

    By Patrice Gendelman

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    Hilarious book on online dating. Book 1 - initial contact. The funny, silly and blow your mind emails sent from one to another.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBookBaby
    Release dateNov 2, 2013
    ISBN9781483512358
    It's a Connection! It's a Comedy! Internet Dating. The Good. The Bad. And the Ugly

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      It's a Connection! It's a Comedy! Internet Dating. The Good. The Bad. And the Ugly - Patrice Gendelman

      Patrice@TheGood-TheBad-TheUgly.com

      The Good

      Short but to the Point.

      The Funny People.

      Big Age Difference but You Have to Give Them Credit For Trying.

      So Sweet…It Makes You Say, Awww

      Short but to the Point

      Good Morning,

      Like to meet you if you’re interested…

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      Noticed the profile and wanted to say hello, introduce myself and show my interest. I’d love to hear from you if you would like to learn more as well.

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      You are just stunning. I would love to get to know you

      ∼∼∼∼∼∼∼∼∼∼∼

      Here’s an idea…

      Let’s chat. Intriguing conversation guaranteed.

      And a promise: I’m unlike any other man you’ve ever met.

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      Love your smile. I’m (Name). What’s your

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