Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: An Unauthorized Harry Potter Parody
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Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it's not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy's pet rock to conquer the world! Watch Henry Potty take on sparkly vampires in the Try Wizarding Tournament & unite all the hottest franchises into the powerful Order of the Takeout. Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable.
Valerie Estelle Frankel
Valerie Estelle Frankel has won a Dream Realm Award, an Indie Excellence Award, and a USA Book News National Best Book Award for her Henry Potty parodies. She's the author of 75 books on pop culture, including Doctor Who - The What, Where, and How, History, Sherlock: Every Canon Reference You May Have Missed in BBC's Series 1-3, Homages and the Highlands: An Outlander Guide, and How Game of Thrones Will End. Many of her books focus on women's roles in fiction, from her heroine's journey guides From Girl to Goddess and Buffy and the Heroine's Journey to books like Women in Game of Thrones and The Many Faces of Katniss Everdeen. Once a lecturer at San Jose State University, she's a frequent speaker at conferences. Come explore her research at www.vefrankel.com.
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Horrible mistake. Do not read. This is actually illegal, and an complete copyright. Please stop with these parodies.
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5I love Harry Potter but reading this book was the worst mistake I EVER made !
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5so fucking insulting. J.k rowling worked hard to write those books and it's not polite to make retarded parodies of them. To all you star wars fans how would you like it if someone wrote a parody of star wars and called it "SHIT WARTS"! Oh BTW FYI J.K. Rowling spent three years just thinking of names for her characters. Where in the world she came up with names like Xenophilius Lovegood is anyone's guess. So I guess what I am trying to say is whoever wrote these STUPID, FUCKING, RETARD parodies better fucking stop. Your not funny it's not creative all you have done is taking all of J.K. Rowling's ideas and turned them into something dumb. I am not sure if you know this but what you are doing is actually illegal. it is complete copyright. I tried to give the book 1/1,000,000 of a star, but it wouldn't work.
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Henry Potty and the Pet Rock - Valerie Estelle Frankel
Praise for Henry Potty and the Pet Rock
An easy afternoon’s read, enjoyable and quirky, poking light-hearted fun at the Harry Potter
series. If you’re in the mood for a silly parody it’ll be perfect, and even if you aren’t it’ll still be fun. –Burning Void Reviews
A parody like no other I’ve ever seen in literature: you will chuckle and laugh until your belly hurts…Silly, senseless, and totally nuts, you cannot help but enjoy the ride. –Reader Views
Valerie Estelle Frankel is very skilled at tickling the funny bone of every kid (and any grown up). –Writers Unlimited
Praise for Henry Potty and the Deathly Paper Shortage
Henry Potty and the Deathly Paper Shortage is riotously entertaining reading for fantasy enthusiasts in general, and young Henry Potter fans in general. –Midwest Book Review
Frankel appears to have gained confidence with this new release and the book flows smoothly. The plot is more intricate than that of The Pet Rock, and incorporates aspects of many of the Harry Potter novels, along with other well-known stories. Henry Potty is pure fun with tons of laugh-out-loud scenes.
—Front Street Reviews
I think Frankel will pick up her own army of fans with this original take on the Potter books. —BCF Book Reviews
First Place Winner of the Phelan Award, Indie Excellence Award, Dream Realm Award, Books & Authors Book of the Year, and USA Book News National Best Book.
Featured in US News and World Report, radio shows, and Harry Potter fan sites from Turkey to Sweden.
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Square-Root-of-10th Anniversary Special Edition
VALERIE ESTELLE FRANKEL
Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: Special Edition
Copyright © 2010 by Valerie Estelle Frankel
Published by Valerie Estelle Frankel on Smashwords
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, brands, media, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of various products referenced in this work of fiction, which have been used without permission. The publication/use of these trademarks is not authorized, associated with, or sponsored by the trademark owners.
Henry Potty and the Pet Rock is an unauthorized parody of the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling. None of the individuals or companies associated with this series or any merchandise based on this series, has in any way sponsored, approved, endorsed, or authorized this book.
Cover art by Diego Toro
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To all those in need of healing through the joy of laughter. I sure hope it helps. Also a big thank you to all the fans who’ve filled this author’s life with so much joy.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
Prologue
Chapter 1: A Pile of Letters
Chapter 2: Of Rats and Gizzards
Chapter 3: A Real Ladies’ Man
Chapter 4: Classroom Calamities
Chapter 5: The Parrot and the Gum
Chapter 6: The Runaway Rock
Chapter 7: Stuff and Destroyers and Dragons, Oh My!
Chapter 8: To Be Kicked Out or Not to Be
Chapter 9: The Secret, Unexpected Surprise Twist
Chapter 10: Dinosaur Time
Book 2: Henry Potty and the Chamberpot of Secrets
Book 3: Henry Potty and the Man in the Iron Pants
Book 4: Henry Potty and the Cauldron of Hormones
Book 5: Henry Potty and the Order of the Takeout
Book 6: Henry Potty and the Prints of Darkness
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Introduction:
That Little Chapter before the Prologue
Author’s Note: The characters in this story are trained professionals. They have a great deal of experience at flying on vacuum cleaners, creating hot dogs by magical means, or scheming to achieve eternal life and total world domination. Please, do not try these things at home.
Supplementary Note: Adults, don’t worry. This book is rated G and perfectly suitable for children of all ages. Children, don’t worry. If your parents try to sneak the book away so that they can read it themselves, you can always hide it under the floorboards of a haunted, abandoned mansion with rhinoceros guards in pink polka-dot bathing suits to prevent anyone from taking it. Or failing that, it’s small enough to go under your pillow.
Supplementary Supplement: This book has been translated from American English into British English. From there it was translated into English English, and then went through a brief stint in Swedish, just for a change of pace. After that, it was translated back into American English with possible lapses, and currently exists as the original draft that you hold in your hands.
Supplement to the Supplementary Supplement: This is a work of fiction. However, all characters are probably disturbingly similar to characters you’ve seen in other places. Try not to be alarmed. After all, even serious characters need a vacation.
PS: Let’s get on with the story already, shall we?
***
Prologue:
That Little Chapter after the Introduction but Before the Beginning of the Story
The world is full of miracles. When you buy a cinema hot dog and it’s actually flexible, that is a miracle. When you tell the telemarketer that you’re not interested, and he says, oh, okay, sorry to bother you, that’s a miracle. When you get a letter in the mailbox saying you may have won a new car, that’s just junk mail, we don’t care about that right now.
On the steps of number 23232323.32 Privy drive, Somewhere in England, (land of Shakespeare, British accents, and saying crisps when you mean chips) a baby left in an asparagus crate on a doorstep screamed and screamed. His survival was another such miracle, given how many people wanted him dead. Or at least severely hurt. The asparagus seller probably would have settled for getting his crate back, since all of his little asparaguses were currently rolling about helplessly on the floor. But the incredibly evil bad guy planning to take over the world definitely wanted him dead. It was in his job description.
And so, this miracle baby lay in his asparagus box, wailing at an unjust world that really didn’t care all that much. His speech, composed of such eloquent words as Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
meant, in baby talk, What do you mean I have to wait ten years before I’m the star of this book? I’m here, the readers are reading! I want fame, I want fortune, I want to see my lawyer, I want my own brand of breakfast cereal, I want…
Fortunately for everyone concerned, ten years flew by in the space of a few lines, as the book propelled forwards to chapter one. Since he was the hero of the novel, the author couldn’t drop an anvil on the whiny brat, much as she wanted to.
***
Chapter 1:
A Pile of Letters
In a house so ordinary that it fairly screamed not to be noticed, from the beige carpet that went with everything (including stains) to the Beware of Rabid Hamster sign that kept out the salesmen, there lived a family. It was a perfectly ordinary family, consisting of Mr. and Mrs. Dorky, their son, Dumpy, and their gallant yet ill-treated household slave.
Oh, Henry Potty preferred calling himself a freedom-inhibited individual, but the name didn’t change the situation as much as he’d hoped. Even subscribing to Menial Drudges United Newsletter did little to relieve his suffering. Still, Henry smiled through the abuse as Dumpy Dorky tried to pull his ears off and experimented on Henry with his sinister mold growing kit. For Henry knew that he was special. You see, he had…a destiny.
Henry had known this ever since he stumbled across the note that had been left beside his basket. All of the best heroes have been abandoned in baskets, starting with Breadbasket Fred, who went on to start a national chain of French fry restaurants. In any case, the letter caught Henry’s attention thanks to the six-inch letters on top that said, Never, under any circumstances allow Henry Potty to read this letter.
His cousin had left it in Henry’s room, less from a sense of destiny and more from the fact that he still hadn’t learned to read. He was only twelve, after all.
The letter read, Destiny has marked this boy for greatness. Bring him up so he doesn’t get a stuffed head. Oh, and make sure he wears clean socks. I can’t abide foot fungus. Signed, a Mysterious Elusive Benefactor who prefers to remain incognito for the time being.
Henry knew that someday, someone would come and rescue him from his life of servile drudgery. Oh, not his parents. Lames and Jelly had been killed years ago, either from slipping on a pair of banana peels and falling to their deaths or getting hit by a rampant llama, his aunt didn’t remember which. But someone, somewhere, cared enough to rescue him from a tragic life of foot fungus. And they would find him, eventually. Maybe. Henry was just glad he had so many definite facts with which to reassure himself.
In the meantime, there was his fan club. Since Henry had a destiny, he knew that in the future, people would break down the doors of his house to beg for his autograph. Just as well to build his fan base now, so it would be all ready when fame and fortune followed. Besides, it gave him something pleasant to think about after his monthly scrubbing of his cousin’s undershorts.
***
The letter came in a plain, ordinary, unassuming envelope, which Henry tossed under his bed carelessly. Probably another advertisement or something equally not worth opening. His room was filled with Henry Potty
books, card games, action figures, toothpick holders, movie posters, and other rubbish. In short, everything that he needed to be a star. But whether his adventure appeared in the form of a gallant knight on a white horse or a mysterious lamp that would grant wishes and even polish his shoes, Henry knew it wouldn’t be coming in an envelope. He began to update his website with a brand new, hot pink counter, (00000000000000000000000000000000001 visitors have visited The Official Henry Potty Web Page) ignoring the fact that all the readers were smirking at his blissful ignorance.
The next day, there were two letters on his plate. Henry glanced at them briefly before going upstairs to alphabetize his chapter rules and bylaws for the Henry Potty Fan Club. An hour later, he was back downstairs, responding to his aunt’s demands by painting tasteful murals on the disposal pipes under the sink. Someday my fans will come,
he sang, to the accompaniment of colorfully dressed singing mice. Twinkling, magical lights bounced from the pipes to his glasses, threatening to permanently fry his already pitiful vision. And so went the first week of mysterious mail.
***
Henry jerked his head up as an earthquake shook the ground beneath him. A hideous, jello-like creature slithered down the stairs, all pale, lumpy, and alien. It was Dumpy Dorky.
Henry’s cousin relied on the latest trends in skateboards since he was too fat to walk. And with his limited brainpower, he didn’t have much of a glamorous future ahead of him. Perhaps he could make it as a disc jockey someday. Henry scrutinized his cousin again. Dumpy looked surprisingly happy for someone with that face.
Henry, fetch me my slippers!
Henry tossed them at his head. Luckily, Dumpy had moved onto another thought (he could only handle one at a time, on a really good day at least) and didn’t notice.
You know what I don’t understand?
he said.
Second grade geography?
No! Well, yes, that, but also why you get to be the star of the book. Shouldn’t they pick someone with charm and style?
Like?
Me.
You? You’re less attractive than leftover gruel at Thanksgiving.
Oh, that reminds me. I want a snack,
Dumpy said. It’s been five minutes since I had breakfast.
Of course, my little love-pudding,
Pilluffa said. Henry knew she called him that for his shape rather than his sweetness. Pilluffa’s long, pointy nose would’ve marked her as the evil stepmother type of woman, even if her stringy hair and green skin hadn’t given her away. Henry’s nicknaming her Aunt Pill completed the image. Why don’t I order the slave…er, your cousin, to fix you a nice cup of lard with a plate of double-stuffed cream buns and you can show me all the Q minuses on your report card.
Henry shuddered. Bread and water weren’t so bad, considering. At least he knew that the source of Dumpy’s quarrelsome mood was his being woken up really really early in the morning. It had barely been eleven AM when Henry had accidentally
dropped the cast iron stove on the floor.
Oh, Henry, I expect Dumpy wants some candy bars too,
said Aunt Pilluffa.
Henry struggled to do the two chores at once, yet found it impossible. The candy bars were in the kitchen, while the lard was in the pantry and Henry just couldn’t see a way to be in two places at once. At least, not and still be breathing.
And I know you’re occupied with shampooing the hamster and giving us pedicures and so forth, but take a moment to throw all these letters away. All two hundred-fifty-six of them clutter up the place and I can never have anyone to tea.
Pilluffa never had anyone to tea anyway, since even her dearest friends knew that she was the villainess of the book and refused to associate with her. Still, she could hope. Pilluffa plunged her sharp, evil stepmotherish fingernails in a bit deeper. It could be fan letters.
I doubt it,
Henry sighed. There isn’t even a hint of a breeze coming out of them.
Still, he picked up the top letter from the pile. At least someone out there wanted to hear from him. If he wrote back, at least he could include his recently updated Henry Potty Newsletter.
He opened the letter.
Dear Henry,
You probably haven’t figured this out, but your frequent use of magic identifies you as a gizzard! If you are half as talented as you say you are, we would be happy to welcome you to our school. While you are researching the doubtless equally exemplary schools in England, you may want to consider sunny California for your student needs. Our school of Chickenfeet Academy looms over a beautiful trash-free beach, only minutes from the nearest strip malls, fast food joints, and of course, Hollywood. Some slanderous citizens have named us a fourth-rate school. This is entirely untrue! In fact, we feel proud to rank ourselves among the grandest third-rate schools of the nation. Word of your fame has reached us, even halfway across the world. Well, perhaps a third across the world. The Atlantic is a small ocean, as oceans go. Unless you compute by time zones, in which case it’s the same as Hong Kong, just in the opposite direction…where was I? Oh, yes. Please let us know if you’re interested in being our first student ever to graduate.
Yours truly,
Professor Bumbling Bore
It sounds interesting,
Henry said.
You’d be gone all year?
his aunt wondered.
Yep.
Hmm, this sounds like a good program.
Menial Drudges United had been campaigning for years and was slowly accumulating rights. In a few years, they might even rebel against mucking out stables. In the meantime, they were demanding shovels.
So much authority in the hands (or rather, shovels) of