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    Do Androids Dream of Touch Screen Smart Phones?, a Poetry in Haiku
    Do Androids Dream of Touch Screen Smart Phones?, a Poetry in Haiku
    Do Androids Dream of Touch Screen Smart Phones?, a Poetry in Haiku
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    Do Androids Dream of Touch Screen Smart Phones?, a Poetry in Haiku

    By Angello Wellson-Noble

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    Have you ever wondered why someone would want an iPhone? Most people go through life having no interest in whether their phone is configurable to their personal preferences. They're too preoccupied with operating a single button.

    Perhaps you're not like those people. Maybe you've stopped to wonder, "What if my phone had multiple buttons or a keyboard?"

    In his epic work of Haiku, "Do Androids Dream of Touch Screen Phones?," underground researcher and renegade user-interaction specialist Angello Wellson-Noble unweaves the history of Google's Android mobile and tablet operating system. Along the way he shepherds you through the highs and lows of Android's rise to prominence, offering, at the end, a glimmer of what the future might hold.

    Buckle down, gentle reader, and do your homework.

    MASQUERADE YOUR POSTERIOR!!!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherProject700
    Release dateFeb 19, 2012
    ISBN9781476312453
    Do Androids Dream of Touch Screen Smart Phones?, a Poetry in Haiku
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    Angello Wellson-Noble

    Angello Wellson-Noble is an underground researcher and renegade user-interaction specialist. His theories are so controversial, nay, dangerous that he has been forced to keep his findings secret for the past thirty-five months. In this volume he has made the culmination of that research available for the first time outside of secret meetings, cryptically worded scribbles on office whiteboards, and backroom StarCraftTM matches. Mr. Wellson-Noble enjoys the outdoor sports of wardriving, bicycle polo, and [redacted]. He enjoys the indoor sports of pipe collecting, StarCraftTM, and uncovering the secrets of a rooted AndroidTM phone. For reasons of network security, it is not possible to contact Mr. Wellson-Noble. If you are ready to join the fight, he will find you. MASQUERADE YOUR POSTERIOR!!!

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