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Get ready for the Second Coming!
In 2013, one book was so huge and so awesome that tens of thousands of women became its willing slaves. It later won the Nobel Prize For Literature, thanks to the votes of women. That book was The Penis Monster’s Movie Guide, and now....Ol’ Painless is back!
What do The Hottie And The Nottie, The Last Exorcism Part II and Jack & Jill have in common? They’re movies only a penis monster could love...and even he’s not sure. Get ready to laugh, cry and sit in stunned awe as the author lays into PG-13 remakes and explains why Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead is a better movie than The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie. If you’re sick of Big Budget Hollywood Horses**t, this is the book for you.
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"Ian Watson" is the pseudonym of Melvin Bay, Michael Bay's dude piston, who ran away rather than be known as "Megan's Milkman."
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