The Little Book of Twitter: Get Tweetwise!
By Tim Collins
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Tim Collins
Tim Collins worked as a copywriter in advertising before becoming a full-time author. He writes nonfiction books for adults and children’s fiction books, including books designed to appeal to reluctant readers. His work has been translated into forty languages. His books have won numerous awards including the Manchester Fiction City award and the Lincolnshire Book award. He is originally from Manchester but now lives in London.
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The Little Book of Twitter - Tim Collins
Copyright
First published in Great Britain in 2009 by
Michael O’Mara Books Limited
9 Lion Yard
Tremadoc Road
London SW4 7NQ
Copyright © Michael O’Mara Books Limited 2009
This electronic edition published in 2012
ISBN: 978-1-84317-829-3 in ePub format
ISBN: 978-1-84317-828-6 in Mobipocket format
ISBN: 978-1-84317-405-9 in paperback print format
Every reasonable effort has been made to acknowledge all copyright holders. Any errors or omissions that may have occurred are inadvertent, and anyone with any copyright queries is invited to write to the publishers, so that a full acknowledgement may be included in subsequent editions of this work.
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Cover design by Allan Sommerville
Design and typesetting by Sailesh Patel
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Contents
Title
Copyright
Acknowledgements
Foretweet
Introduction
Everything you need to know about Twitter in ten tweets
How to tweet
How do you want to use Twitter?
The netiquette of Twitter
Ten reasons why Twitter is the best social networking site
Tweologisms
Other jargon
Abbreviations you might see
How to decide if you want to follow someone back
Tweet yourself clever
You know you’re a twitterholic when . . .
Tweeting from your phone
Celebrity tweets
Twitter celebrity scandals
The strangest twittersonas
Ten other accounts worth following
The ten commandments of Twitter
Marketing on Twitter
Tweeter’s block
Twitter tools
Ten types of Twitter twat
Further uses for Twitter
The ten social networking sites they should create next
Acknowledgements
Thanks to Collette Collins, Emily Dent,
Kathryn Partridge, Lindsay Davies,
Kerry Chapple, Ana Sampson and Louise Dixon.
Thanks also to @ljrich for her
helpful Twitter know-how.
For more info, tweet @OMaraBooks or @TheLittleBookOf.
Foretweet
Twitter is a social networking site with a 140-character limit, which means that you don’t have to put up with long-winded sentences like th
Introduction
On Tuesday the 3rd of February 2009, Stephen Fry got stuck in a lift. At first, this might not have seemed like a generation-defining event on a par with the Kennedy assassination and the moon landing. But this is how future generations will probably remember it, because this was the moment when Twitter went mainstream. Tweeting to his followers on his phone, Fry turned a mundane inconvenience into a gripping drama with updates such as ‘Hell’s teeth’ and ‘Arse, poo and widdle’. The next day, Fry’s updates, and the responses of his hundreds of thousands of followers, were reported in newspapers and on websites around the world.
It was at this moment that Twitter became the social networking platform we were all supposed to know about. Suddenly, Facebook and MySpace seemed about as fashionable as bright green shellsuits, and admitting that you didn’t know what a tweet was was like admitting you didn’t know where babies came from.
In a state of panic, we all signed up to Twitter, worried that the zeitgeist train would leave without us and we’d be left with less technological relevancy than an old man buying cassettes from a charity shop.
The first reaction of many upon seeing the site was relief. There were no zombie applications, no gifts, no terrible music and no embedded junk to crash our browsers. Instead, there were ‘tweets’; mini-updates of no more than 140 characters. Twitter was a site that understood a fundamental truth about our modern online requirements – less is more. We live in times of cultural overload, where we’re all required to be familiar with so many albums, books, movies, blogs, DVD box sets, games, Blu Rays and iPhone apps that it’s a wonder we have time to sleep. The last thing we need is another essential cultural phenomenon that will eat even further into our waking moments. But updates of about twenty words? Yeah, we can probably fit that in.
Going on Facebook is like attending a school reunion where all the people you used to sit next to in maths poke you and wave embarrassing photos in your face. Going on MySpace is like visiting a hall of residence where every single room is inhabited by douchebags who think that writing tortured acoustic songs will impress the girls. But Twitter is more like a dinner party that you can invite anyone to, from your best friend to the editor of your favourite magazine to Snoop Dogg. It’s pretty much the only social networking site you’d want to visit in real life.
So, welcome to the twitterverse. Whether you’re a twittern00b or a twitterholic, I hope you’ll find this guide to be a fitting celebration of what is undoubtedly the greatest social networking service in the world. (Until they invent one that restricts updates to ten characters and we all flock to that one instead.)
‘Twitter makes me smarter, faster and more efficient. I want to do that for millions of people.’
Evan Williams, CEO of Twitter
Everything you need to know about Twitter in ten tweets
Welcome to The Little Book of Twitter, a