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F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers
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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.
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Richard Benson
Richard Benson is the author of several humor books. He lives in London.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Very humorous answers to common test questions. Have you ever stared at an exam question, knowing that you didn't know the answer? Or mixed up similar sounding words? So have these students! Some of the answers recorded seem to be a deliberate attempt to be humorous. In other cases, I think the student knew the answer but wrote a word that sounded similar to the one they wanted, or misspelled a word in a way that changed its meaning to something very different.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5hilarious!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Hilarious!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Some of these can't be true, and some of them have to be. Quick. Funny.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My oldest son read this to me while I was organizing my classroom library.
Bless their hearts; students are either seriously lacking or beautifully witty. :)
Hilarious read! - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Hilarious!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A short compilation of humorous, supposedly real test answers given by students. They range from vaguely cute to laugh-out-loud funny. One of my favorites: the first and second laws of thermodynamics being given as "First rule of thermodynamics is you do not talk about thermodynamics. Second rule of thermodynamics is you do not talk about thermodynamics." There's not much to it -- the whole thing maybe takes fifteen minutes to read, if you're not hurrying -- but it's a decent little hit of humor if you need some.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The only thing I can say about this book is either the answers written are very funny or just meh. But good for a pick me up if you ever wonder why people are how they are.....those answers.....drop the mic and walk away now.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A collection of wrong answers from various exams, tests, and quizzes. Some are stupid, some are snarky, some are genuinely funny...and a few are strangely appropriate, even if they weren't what the teacher was looking for. (from the Business and Technology section) "What is a network?" "When you go and chat with people you don't like to try and get a job."
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Nothing you haven't seen before if you know what the internet is.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5This was ok. It was very fast and over quickly, which is good for this kind of book. Pretty funny, although most, if not all, of the items in this book are around the internet for all to see already.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Nothing special, believe that some of these answers are made up actually and not real, some answers were really funny though but overall it was just okay..
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5FUNNY AS HELL. HAHAHA. Dunno if these students are just being funny or they just don't know the answers!
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Cute book. Some parts were laugh out loud funny. Some of the cursive was hard to read
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Cute. Short and entertaining. A quick blast of humor to pick you up during your day. Not only for teachers to LOL but any of us who can remember taking a test and just writing something down.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I'd seen most of these on the internet before, but it was still fun to read these hilariously wrong answers to test questions. My only complaint was that some of the handwriting fonts weren't too legible. But that's a minor quibble - none of them were completely indecipherable. A funny and quick read.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Really light and easy to read. Totally enjoyed some exam humor
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5good read but wish there was more
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5After reading F this Test I had wanted to read the book that started it all. This book is extremely funny and short! The book is written with test questions with "handwritten" answers which adds a great element to the book. Some of the answers are hilarious spelling issues while others are simply teens and kids being kids. It's funny and cute, making me smile the whole way through. The type of humor that it bases itself on makes it perfect for both the children's collection as well as in teen. This simple read had me laughing out loud and sharing it with friends and family. Enjoyable.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Mr Benson produces a very amusing book on the most hilarious answers by students who either didn't bother to study or were just bored to tears. No matter the subject, those who have taught in the classroom know & will laugh at the audacity or just pathetic responses to questions. That is, if one has a warped sense of humor.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5sad but true
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Very Funny!!!
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5These are not taken from student submitted tests, rather I presume the author or authors adlibbed everything themselves.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5If these are real answers, heaven help us...but they were pretty funny!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The book is sort of hilarious, but I thought the book was going to be an awesome. :)
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5VERY funny book! Loved it.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This is goofy as hell, as expected. Also very short.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Hilarious!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The answers are seriously hillarious. So far, so good.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It's amazing! Best joke book of my life. From J. s. (I am 8 years old)
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