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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).
LanguageEnglish
Release dateAug 3, 2012
ISBN9781452121864
I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
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Francesco Marciuliano

Francesco Marciuliano is the author of the New York Times bestseller I Could Pee on This, and Sally Forth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip (created by Greg Howard) that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world. He was also the head writer for the highly praised PBS children's series SeeMore's Playhouse. He lives in New York City.

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    Outstanding monument to our household dieties. Over and out. Really!
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    I loved the hairball poem.If the author is reading this,PLEASE make an audiobook of this!
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    So I laughed pretty much on every page. This is definitely written by cats. So, so, so funny. Thanks for the laughs!
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    Fun even for us pathetic non cat owners. If we own them and not vice versa.

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I Could Pee on This - Francesco Marciuliano

INTRODUCTION

For thousands of years, cats have strived to express to humans what it means to be feline. They have tried body language, plaintive meowing, even a filmmaking style best described as fallen camera nudged across floor until forgotten or smeared with saliva. And for thousands of years, we humans have witnessed this unending struggle for true emotional and spiritual connection and said, Wook at that wittle furry face! Wook at that wittle furry face! Who’s got a wittle furry face? You’ve got a wittle furry face!

But now, through the power of poetry and a publishing contract, cats everywhere can fully welcome people into their hearts, minds, and souls. Within these very pages, you’ll find poems penned by cats that reveal their every desire, their every conflict, and their every epiphany. You’ll also discover why cats do things like put their whole paw in your glass and then look at you as if you’ve never had a date over for wine before. Seriously, their whole paw. Like they think it’s easy to get cabernet out of orange tabby.

In fact, by the time you’ve finished reading this poetry anthology, you’ll not only completely understand everything your cat thinks and does but even applaud him for it. Maybe give him a medal. Or throw him a parade in your hallway, making sure to avoid staircases so all the tiny floats don’t tumble down. Or you can just sit your cat down, look him straight in the eyes and say, "I get it. I really

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