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    The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast
    The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast
    The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast
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    The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast

    By Jerry Farlow

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    The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast is an eclectic, humorous collection of unusual musings, essays and dissertations related to mathematics, math ed, math philosophy and sundry corners of mathematics, written by a professional mathematician and well-known textbook author who has taught university mathematics for over 50 years. The book is intended to educate and install new insights about mathematics to anyone blessed with a curious mind, young or old, regardless of their math background, and whether they love, hate or are indifferent towards the Queen of the Sciences. You will come away from this book thinking about the iconic Pringle's potato chip slogan, "Bet you can't eat just one."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJerry Farlow
    Release dateDec 1, 2016
    ISBN9781370872534
    The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast
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    Jerry Farlow

    Stanley (Jerry) Farlow is a former Lieutenant Commander in the Public Health Service, who after resigning his commission, moved to academia where he carried out mathematical research and taught university mathematics for 50 years. Dr. Farlow has written dozens of mathematical textbooks and has an extraordinary flair for bringing mathematics to the general public in a humorous, entertaining, yet educational manner. His books weave an eclectic tapestry of musings on everything from satire, humor, rants, philosophy, math education, and more.

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      The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast - Jerry Farlow

      Preface

      I was slightly baffled a while back when a student came rushing in my office, but instead of trying to entice me to cough up the blueprints of an upcoming exam or reciting a well-prepared oration for turning in a late homework, she asked a rather curious question.

      Do you remember an old student of yours from 25 years ago? she said.

      Normally, I don’t remember the names of students I had the previous semester, but for some reason I remembered this one student.

      Why yes, I remember her, I admitted.

      "She’s my mom!" she blurted out.

      And to make matters worse, the incident didn’t take place last week. It was twenty years ago! So to make sure that another student doesn’t come rushing in my office and ask me if I remember so-and-so, then blurt out, "She’s my grandma!" I decided to take the safe route, retire, and, as they say, get the hell outta Dodge.

      A short while after retirement I began to see the benefits of retirement: snoozing in my favorite rocker, lots of relaxation, lots of contemplation, and even more boredom. Observing that I was slowly going stark-raving mad, my wife suggests that after teaching and doing mathematical research for 50 years, I might write a book of some kind. Just to verify that I had been doing something in the past half-century, she made the wry suggestion.

      Little did she know that for the past fifty years, I had been writing a book, I just didn’t know it. Often, after a long week slaving over a hot differential equations class, I would crash out on Friday night and spew out a chunk of words about some mundane, albeit mathematical topic.

      Although fifty years will result in a pile of words, getting the average book editor, no doubt an English Lit major from a humanities college, to get exercised over such a collection of stories, categorized as math miscellanea is a task not taken lightly. Once the average editor sees a book so classified, a rejection letter is not far behind. However, there are a few enlightened editors who see the value of presenting mathematics in various shades of grey, so here we are.

      The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast consists of short mathematical adventures ranging from satire to serious mathematics to downright silliness.   The story Baseball’s Magic Number shows how one can compute the magic number of any team versus any other team at any point during the season. The story The Rope Around the Earth Shocker presents a very counter-intuitive phenomenon that will surprise the reader although the reason behind the phenomenon is surprising simple.

      Feel free to skip over any story that doesn’t fit your fancy or contains too much or too little mathematical minutia. Perhaps, however, there are stories which resonate with your curiosity and you will gain something from the experience. Or if you have nothing better to do, feel free to read the entire book, cover to cover.  Enjoy.

      Jerry Farlow

      Professor Emeritus of Mathematics

      University of Maine

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      Forward

      The happiest day of my life was the day when this little tome was finally shipped off to the printers! Maybe some grass will finally get mowed around this place, or maybe someone, whose name I will not divulge, will take out the garbage!

      If I have to answer one more question about whether the period goes before or after the quotation mark, I’ll go stark raving mad. Or the difference between affect and effect, sheesh, don’t math professors ever learn any grammar?

      Now that he’s done with his magnum opus, as he calls it, he’ll no doubt migrate back to his usual headquarters in front of the TV, watching weekend football, and demanding the chips and dips keep coming.

      My only desire is that the dear reader of his  tour de force, gets as much enjoyment from it as I do, knowing it’s 100% done.

      Susan Farlow

      Author’s wife

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      About the Author

      My publisher told me that this was the place in the book where I should include all the pretentious crap about myself that I could muster. He said just don’t end a sentence with a preposition (or proposition) or mix up you’re and your, but other than that include anything I could think of.

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      My writing career began on a dark and stormy night when my famed travelwriter wife suggested our funds were trending low, that I might do my part by writing a best-selling [cough] math book.

      I said that might be a good idea since my experience in the writing field was established long ago when I spilled a bottle of writing ink on the dress of my first-grade teacher, Miss. Altman, an innocent accident for which she had no quarter.  After that came college and my English professor, Mr. Kerrigan, who gave me a D in Eng Comp 101 for my refusal to follow all those fuddy-duddy old rules about composition and English usage.

      But things turned around for me after I became a college professor and began accumulating desk drawers of pedagogical tailings. In my attempt to pass on learned words of wisdom to future generations, I spent weekends rummaging through pages of old notes and lesson plans, summarizing their contents in 1,000-word essays.  I was ill at ease over the less-than-Harvard-level of scholarship of my writings, and so I published them anonymously in various less-than-Harvard-level publications under the name Nats Wolraf, the mirror image of my first and last names, Stan Farlow.  Although Nat’s career as a purveyor of mathematical nuances never reached the stratosphere like those of fellow Mainer, Stephen King, they did provide motivation for Nats to carry on.  Once I got infected with that time-honored habit, I reached out to the textbook field, where no doubt, at this very moment there are legions of students out there poking about in one of my seminal texts on calculus, finite math and partial differential equations, no doubt using my name in vain.  Did they actually think the answers to the problems came with the book?

      But for those readers who are not into the more serious recesses of the Queen of the Sciences, this book might just tickle their fancy, and do a minuscule amount of educating in the process.  And if not, there are others that might fit the bill, including the following [cough] bestsellers.

      Ten Reasons for Not Naming Your Cat Calculus, Thales House Press

      Mathematics: Ain’t There an App for That?  Thales House Press

      The Girl Who Ate Equations for Breakfast, Thales House Press

      Partial Differential Equations, Dover Publications

      Paradoxes in Mathematics, Dover Publications

      Jerry Farlow

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      At the time I thought it rather strange. After all, any alien space jockey worth his plasma knows he’s supposed to touch down in an alligator swamp in South Georgia and scare the holy be-jesus out of some Georgia hillbillies. This time, however, they decided to land in the Maine woods and scare the holy be-jesus out of us Maine woodsbillies.

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