Lizard People are everywhere. They are in our schools, our government, and our corporate cafeterias.

You should be alert at all times and observe lizard people. Ways to identify: 1) Unchanging apparent age. For example, Sean Connery is almost certainly a lizard person. If you observe his apparent age in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and him now in 2009 he looks the same! We should be wary of a James Bond Lizard Person - All of those gadgets were alien technology all along. 2) Unusually large, pronounced jaw. Lizard people need a large, powerful jaw to crush bones and skulls when consuming their unsuspecting prey. 3) Unusual cunning and powerful demeanor. Lizard people lack natural weapons like claws, large teeth, or venom. Instead, they rely on cunning and guile to convince their prey to simply surrender. 4) Vicious, ruthless attitude. Lizard people establish goals and needs and move in on them as a natural predator. Be wary, resist their movements. 5) Callous disregard for humanity. Lizard people simply don't care about the long-term survival of humanity or ethics. They only care for satiating their incredible hunger for human esh!