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*Why So Serious?*
*How ‘bout alive? Hmm? Y wanna know how I got these scars? My father was, a
drinker and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the
kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that not.. one.. bit.. So, me watching
he takes the knife to her laughing while he does it. He turns to me, eh, and he says,
“Why so serious?!” He comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?!” He sticks the
blade in my mouth, “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And….. “Why so serious?”
Now… our operation is small but there is a lot of potential for aggressive expansion.
So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh there’s only one
spot open right now so we’re gonna have try-outs. Make it fast.
*(Laugh)
*Tonight’s Entertainment*
*Trip to County*
*Hmm?
*Bat-pod Faceoff*
*Da um, da um da um. (Laughs)Woo ha ha haa! (Weird Noises and spits) Come on.
Yaaaaarrgh! Can you please just give me a minute!
*(Clap wildly)
*Evening commissioner.
*Of course not.
*Me?! I was right here. Who did you leave him with? Hmm? Your people? Assuming
of course they are still your people and not Maroney’s. Does it depress you
commissioner to know just how alone you really are? Does it make you feel
responsible for Harvey Dent’s current predicament?
*What’s the time?
*Well depending on the time he may be in one spot or several.
*Hmm…
*Ah the good cop bad cop routine?
*Never start with the head the victim gets all fuzzy he can’t feel the neck….. See?
*I wanted to see what you’d do and you didn’t disappoint. You let five people die.
Then you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me that’s cold.
*Those mob fools want you gone so they could get back to the way things were. But
I know the truth there’s no going back you’ve changed things, forever.
*(Laughs) I don’t… I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you! Go back to
ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no, no, you, you complete me!
*Don’t talk like one of them you’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them you’re just
a freak like me. They need you right now. When they don’t they’ll cast you out like a
leper. See their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of
trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you, when
the chips are down these, ah, these civilized people they’ll eat each other. See I’m
not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
*You have all these rules and you think they’ll save you.
*Oh, then that’s the rule you’ll have to break to know the truth.
*The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules and tonight you’re gonna
break your one rule.
*Well there’s only minutes left so you’re gonna have to play my little game if you
wanna save one of them.
*You know for a while there I thought you really were Dent the way you threw
yourself after her. (Begins to laugh) (Laugh) Ooh, woo, ha ha ha! Look at you go!
Does Harvey know about you and his little boney?!
*Killing me isn’t making a choice.
*It was between one life or the other. Your friend the District Attorney or his bushing
bride to be? (Laughs) Woo, woo, ha ha ha ha ha ha! You have nothing! Nothing to
threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength. Don’t worry, I’m going to tell
you where they are! Both of ‘em and that’s the point, you’ll have to choose. He’s at
25052nd street and she’s a.. on Evan Wax at Secirow.
*Two-way Race*
*I want… my phone call. I want it… I want it. I want my phone call.
*How many of your friends have I killed?
*(Mouths six in amazement)
*Do you wanna know… why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all
the, little, emotions. An.. you see, in their last moments people show you who they
really are. So in a way I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like
to know which of them were cowards?
*Burned Down*
*What?
*Sorry?
*I just want my phone call.
*Hey. Oh sh sh shh.
*Hello there.
*Agent of Chaos*
*Hospital Boom*
*Bench…
*Game… (Laugh held)
*Mine…
*Rule…
*Get…
*Now…
*(Laugh held)
*Ferry Scary*
*Verge of Fireworks*