Definitions of Designations:-

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a

baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 1 months to deliver
a !aby.

Onsite "oordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver
nine babies in one month.

"lient is the one who doesn#t know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
even if no man and woman are available.

$eso%rce Optimi&ation 'eam thinks they don#t need a man or
woman( they#ll prod%ce a child with &ero reso%rces.

Doc%mentation 'eam thinks they don#t care whether the child is
delivered) they#ll j%st doc%ment * months.

+%ality ,%ditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered
baby.

'ester is a person who always tells that this is not the $ight baby.

-$ Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a
-%man !aby - if given * Months ...