Seven Lovely Logics

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was fond dead in his home. !etails are sketchy.
" sed to be a banker# bt then " lost interest.
Hanted $rench %ancakes give me the cr&%es.
'ngland has no kidney bank# bt it does have a Liver%ool.
" tried to catch some fog# bt " mist.
(hey told me " had ty%e)A blood# bt it was a (y%e)O.
*okes abot +erman sasage are the wrst.
" know a gy who,s addicted to brake flid# bt he says he can sto% any time.
" stayed % all night to see where the sn went# and then it dawned on me.
(his girl said she recogni-ed me from the vegetarian clb# bt ",d never met herbivore.
.hen chemists die# they barim.
",m reading a book abot anti)gravity. " /st can,t %t it down.
" did a theatrical %erformance abot %ns. "t was a %lay on words.
0MS /okes aren,t fnny. 0eriod...
" didn,t like my beard at first. (hen it grew on me.
!id yo hear abot the cross)eyed teacher who lost her /ob becase she coldn,t control her
%%ils?
.hen yo get a bladder infection1 rine troble.
2roken %encils are %ointless.
.hat do yo call a dinosar with an e3tensive vocablary? A thesars.
" dro%%ed ot of commnism class becase of losy Mar3.
" got a /ob at a bakery becase " kneaded dogh.
Velcro ) what a ri% off!
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