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the
American
Civil
war
by
implementing
the
mass
manufacturing of silver bullets
used to kill vampires in the
Confederate
Army.
Abraham
Lincoln was also the sixteenth
president of the United States.
Absinthe, A potion that causes the
drinker to gain the ability of seeing
green fairies. Absinthe is commonly
green, but can come in a variety of
colors and flavors depending on
the species of fairy the potion
maker intends to be able to see.
Acai Berry, A wild berry which,
when consumed, makes one a
basic white girl who is definitely
going to lose five pounds in just
three days.
Acupuncture,
The
art
of
transforming oneself from a human
being to a porcupine by slowly
inserting hundreds of tiny needles
into the surface of the skin.
Adoption, The only legal way to
buy a child.
Administration, An authority that
determines the fate of lesser
human beings. Administration is
the known common enemy of the
hippy and the liberal alike.
Agave, a sweetening syrup used
by hippies and liberals to ensure
that their tea and baked goods give
them
the
super
power
legitimized entitlement.
of
Alcatraz, A maximum-security
island prison The United States
built in order to safely contain all of
the nations scientologists.
Alcohol, A less powerful potion
than Absinthe, but still possesses
the power of transforming pleasant
people into a state of capability
that of a two-year-old human.
Allergy, A type of trendy form of
restricted
eating.
Some
recommend that others have
allergies to foods that have
recently gone out of style. The
most common example of a food
that has gone out of vogue is
wheat. When Americans decided
that they were so done with wheat,
millions of Americans decided to
become allergic to the substance in
wheat called gluten. Very few
people know what a gluten is, apart
from food reps at Whole Foods
farmers markets.
Amazon
Rainforest,
computer
for
company
designing
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