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ߛ Fruit Roll-Up'' - Buy each different taste of wraps, roll a joint for each kind, then smoke.
ߛ Pearls Before Swine - Successfully conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is
in the vicinity.
ߛ Rehab - Successfully take 3 shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing!
ߛ Phew... - Get searched by a cop with at least an eighth on you and don't get caught.
ߛ Rights holder - Carrying more than an ounce, being stopped by a cop, and telling them they can't
search you.
ߛ Fire-pit - Saving the roaches from 10 dank joints and putting them into one big joint sprinkled with
hash.
ߛ SRS Business - Printing Life size poster of Stoner Achievements list with check boxes next to them
and completing every last one.
ߛ Friends with Benefits - Smoke with at least 6 people you know at the same time.
ߛ Fruit of the Loom - Smoking Blueberry (any strain), Mango Kush, Strawberry (any strain), Pineapple
(any strain) in a Hookah with at least one other stoner.
ߛ It's Not a Microphone - Get busted for holding the joint while talking.
ߛ The Chiba Chef - Cook an entire thanksgiving dinner, including stuffing, while high.
ߛ The Rick Moranis - Watch all of the Honey I Shrunk the Kids movies, Space Balls, and Ghost
busters 1 in a row, smoking a new session for each movie, adding an extra bowl to each sesh.
ߛ Doctors Without Borders - Selling weed and then moving onto ADDITIONALLY providing other
substances at the same time.
ߛ Dingo Ate My Baby - Cops jack your piece RIGHT after it was named.
ߛ The Mummy - Smoking a blunt without an outer leaf and use rolling papers instead.
ߛ Rugged Smoker - Take and smoke with you on a hiking trip/camping trip/etc.
ߛ Dodging the Bullet - Smoke in a country where its the death penalty for possession. (ex. China)
ߛ Back on the track - Going on the joiner between two train cars to smoke the joint while the train is in
motion.
ߛ The Sloth - Wake up, wake and bake, and any time you sense you are getting less stoned, you get
high again, or just keep getting higher and higher all day. You sit around and watch TV or eat things,
and it is not permitted to go outside unless it is only on your porch or into your backyard.
ߛ The Joker - You and your friends laugh so hard you can't take a hit for more than a minute.
ߛ The Clever Thief - Smoke up with someone you secretly don't like (or just got pissed off with),
pocket a bowl pack or two without them noticing.
ߛ Goldfish Award - Fish-bowling/clam-baking/hot-boxing your car till you can't see SHIT.
ߛ True Hotboxer - hot-boxing in a sauna/steam-room (shower not allowed) then getting out and feeling
the ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ߛ P.I.M.P - Smoke out 2 or more girls at once without any other guys there. (male achievement)
ߛ DICKS EVERYWHERE - Smoke out 2 or more guys at once without any other girls there. (female
achievement)
ߛ Malcolm in the Middle - Be a middle man between your dealer and a friend.
ߛ Boy Meets World - Successfully move out of your parents house without them ever catching you
smoking.
ߛ Spielberg - Form an entire movie plot in your head while stoned.
ߛ 420 challenge - smoke 4.20 grams yourself without leaving your seat
ߛ Keep it in the family - Get a family member onto the herb (be the first to smoke them out)
ߛ Promise Toke - Get your girlfriend/boyfriend onto weed (be the first to smoke them out)
ߛ Circle of Pieces - Get a group of 5 people together and each person lights up a blunt, joint, bowl,
bong and bubbler at the same time and passes it.
ߛ Awaken the Dragon - Make a gallon of green dragon from old stems.
ߛ pretty sneaky - smoke in the same room as a authority figure of any kind
ߛ now that takes class - smoke with a broken jaw (my friend did)
ߛ dedicated few - smoke with a group of few friends for 4 months straight every day
ߛ noise Disturbance - while under the influence throw a party or social gathering with enough people
for cops to come and don't let them search
ߛ when life gives you lemons.... - smoke every kind of weed substitute
ߛ respect for thee... - in honor of someone smoke a ounce with one other person
ߛ when the clock strikes - smoke weed when ever it is 4 20 anywhere in the world for a week
ߛ the vikings would be proud - crash a party with a few friends high
ߛ joints a blazing - get over 30 people in one house to smoke their own joint
ߛ wrecking ball - get a gigantic steam roller and get everyone around you wrecked off one bowl pack
ߛ finish the plate - pack a bowl with all the available weed you have
ߛ clash of the titans - get 2 people who hate each other to smoke together
ߛ a walk in the park - smoke a joint in a heavily populated park without getting caught
ߛ I'm impressed... - smoke weed walking through a city besides the village
ߛ feels good bro - smoke till you can't feel feelings anymore
ߛ now thats just cold - smoke weed without protective gear in under 20 degree weather
ߛ every man for himself - everyone gets there own weed and they smoke together each having their
own individual joint, blunt,bong,piece to smoke out of
ߛ Elephant in the Room - smoke with someone who weighs more than 300 pounds
ߛ Triple Six Club - Smoke three blunts and six joints in one sesh.
ߛ Supra Hasheesha - Distill your own hash, add honey and flavor to make it into a sheesha, and smoke
through a water pipe or hookah.
ߛ Gipetto - design and make a stuffed toy / puppet / robot / figurine while high
ߛ The Early Bird - wake and bake every day for a month
ߛ Catalyst - smoke with three people who have never smoked before
ߛ March Hare - make weed tea that actually gets you high
ߛ Citizen Kane - become at least locally famous for your work in legalization politics
ߛ Mike Mulligan - Dig up some greens in what was thought to be a finished bowl.
ߛ Raise and Blaze weekdays - Wake and bake every day for a week.
ߛ Battle of Wills - Smoke somebody out until they can't keep smoking.
ߛ Here Comes the Sun - Smoke outside when it's over 90 degrees.
ߛ Moses and the burning bush - roll a joint with bible paper
ߛ Lance Armstrong - Smoke weed and bike for at least an hour straight.
ߛ The Snack that Smiles Back -Smoke from a bong with a live goldfish in the water.
ߛ Down, boy! - Get a pet cat, dog, or other mammal high using second-hand smoke.
ߛ Time Traveler - Get so high that you sleep for more than 24 consecutive hours.
ߛ Yo nigga you got a dollah? - Smoke from something made of at least 6 feet of tape.
ߛ Helping Hand - Hold the flame over somebody else’s bowl for them
ߛ Garden Gnome - In broad daylight, sit in the middle of your front yards garden and smoke a gram
from a bong.
ߛ Oktaku - Marathon a season of a given Anime series with a blunt / joint / bowl for each disk
ߛ Bloodshot - Get an ID photo taken while high. Bonus points if it’s an official document: Passport,
driver's license, government department employee ID etc.
ߛ Not so Green Now! - Buy weed from a dealer without assistance from friends (any amount.)
ߛ Fat Sack - Buy an ounce.
ߛ Just Croisin', Man - Walk around your neighborhood smoking weed from a croissant.
ߛ Stoners Delight - Combine 4 canned foods in your pantry to make a superfood. Extra points go to the
obscurity of the combination.
ߛ Iron Chef - Cook a full meal for several people while baked.
ߛ Stoner Olympics - Start with a joint, move on to a pipe, then a bong, a knifer, and finish off with a
ߛ massive gravity bong hit. Replace one item with vaporizer if available.
ߛ One Asian, One Indian, One Adventure - Smoke with some friends and find your way to a White
Castle. You’re pretty cool if you can match the races.
ߛ “How Much for the Ape?” - Buy something you don’t need because you’re stoned.
ߛ “Running water, Hear my Cry” - Smoke weed in the shower while your whole family is in the room
next door and no locks on the bathroom door.
ߛ Giving nature a hand - Find a hole somewhere that some rodent or snake possibly lives in, bonus if
you followed a rodent back there hole. Blow smoke in said hole.
ߛ Good to the last drop - Volunteer to take the last hit when offered.
ߛ Duped - Pass the bong, and someone else unknowingly clears your stale hit.
ߛ Ice Age - Roll a joint/pack a bowl and smoke it outside while it's snowing.
ߛ The Heartbreaker - Unintentionally break five glass pieces in your lifetime. You fail.
ߛ Roach Exterminator - Smoke a full bowl with the weed from roaches.
ߛ Switch Hitter - Be so high that you accidentally hit the wrong side of the joint/blunt.
ߛ High as the Starlight - Listen to MUSE's Black holes and Revelations completely while high
ߛ Fire in the Hole! - Smoke from a bong without using ice or water.
ߛ This Shit's Laced! - Repack the bowl with a drug besides weed or tobacco and successfully pass it at
least once.
ߛ Energizer Bunny - Listen, while high, to a fully-charged portable music player long enough that the
batteries die but you do not fall asleep.
ߛ Heaven or Hell - Green out then get higher than you were when you got sick. Vomiting due to other
drugs does not count towards this achievement.
ߛ To the Dome - Create a device with which you can inhale smoke directly through your nostrils.
ߛ Bat - Smoke Enjoy a complete joint while hanging upside down from a tree branch.
ߛ A Friend with Weed - Smoke up 5 friends and get smoked up by five friends.
ߛ Quadriplegic - Smoke 4 joints at the same time and finish them all.
ߛ Above The Ignorance - Convince an anti-pot/straight edge kid to smoke pot with you.
ߛ Humanitarian - Smoke up someone with medical problems. i.e. cancer, m.s., cerebral palsy etc.
ߛ Super Pimp - Get a girl so high that you instantly hook up.
ߛ Bulge - Buy a QP
ߛ Apprentice - Engineer Make a bong out of things you find in your shed.
ߛ Master Engineer - Make a bong out of things found only in your kitchen.
ߛ Intruder Alert - Smoke in someone's yard/house/shed that you do not know, without their permission
ߛ SuperStoner - Make a piece out of a straw a toothpick, and a paperclip, and tinfoil.
ߛ The Shaman - Smoke up and enjoy the high in a cave, a Native American teepee, a forest, next to
stone age rock paintings, you get the idea, etc…
ߛ The Viking - Smoke up on any unpowered (in other words, you row) watercraft.
ߛ Natural Resources - Have a gravity or waterfall bong hit using a lake, stream, river etc.
ߛ Grandpa Jack - Smoke a bong using Jack Daniels as the bongwater. After you've finished the bowl,
do shots of the bongwater.
ߛ Iron Man - Smoke in a circle with blunts going around equal to at least half of the people.
ߛ Hungry Man - Eat something with weed/hash in it then smoke weed stronger than the weed/hash you
baked with.
ߛ Don Quixote - Convince someone you are someone else while smoking.
ߛ Ghandi - Smoke at least 2 grams to yourself and consume no food during your trip.
ߛ Dude, Wheres my Food? - Successfully eat up all the food in your friends house while high.
ߛ Lord of the Bongs - Own more than 5 different non-homemade pieces. Can be bongs, pipes,
bubblers,ect.
ߛ The Variety Show - Smoke at least 3 different strains of weed in one sitting.
ߛ Out of this world - Take 10 gravity bong hits in less then a minute
ߛ The Evil Knievel - Smoke on top of a car with a friend driving you around.
ߛ The Guru - In a single hit, inhale a joint puff, a blunt puff, a bong hit and a gravity bong hit (May be
substituted with Reverse Gravity.)
ߛ Godlike Hand Work - Roll a blunt (from a pre-rolled cigar) with only your left hand in the dark and
then smoke it.
ߛ Marathon Man - Spend 12 hours, awake on a single piece of furniture. Weed must be consumed,
every hour, for all 12 hours.
ߛ The Wizard - Convert any old nerd nostalgic item into a piece i.e.: Lightsaber, N64 Controller, EZ
Bake Oven, Super Soaker, Nerf Gun, etc.
ߛ Musician at Heart - Smoke from a piece made using any part of any instrument.
ߛ Sweet Jesus God Man - Read each page of the bible, both sides, and then roll a joint with it. Read
entire bible.
ߛ Charm +1 - Get busted smoking weed by the cops, and talk your way out of it.
ߛ Two joints - smoke two joints in the morning smoke two joints at night smoke two joint in the
afternoon.
– By 420 Chan,
– (Weed Fanatics R Us,)
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