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The odds of my son dying in a golf cart accident Just went from definitely to probably.
oh, good.
Listen, i have nothing to do tonight.
let's hang.
I can't.
it's date night.
It might be fun, though, 'cause there's no sex pressure.
Andy's allergy medications Are causing some equipment malfunctions.
don't have to tell jules everything.
(indistinct shouting) oh, i'm sorry, jules.
i can't hang.
I'm right in the middle of something.
Just give him his creed albums back, you bitch! He doesn't love you! (shouting continuing) You still there?
No can do, mom.
dad found a bag of fireworks, So our night is sort of spoken for.
I wouldn't get too close to that pumpkin if i were you.
What? (screams, laughs) awesome! Ohh! (spits) some got in my mouth! (both laugh) Bye.
(beep) (telephone rings) (snores) This is larry.
Oh, okay.
this is jules.
(chuckles) uh, if you still want to grab that cup of coffee, Um, you know, just as friends, i'm free tonight.
Larry? (snores, clears throat) this is larry.
Great.
Good night, larry.
Kiss? Oh, that's not gonna happen.
But thanks.
it was really fun.
Bye now.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
(tuffy barking) * she likes a pacemaker, she's a hip breaker * * she likes them almost dead * That's all i've
written so far, but i'm very proud of it.
It's haunting.
You know that girl i was with? she is 11 years younger than me.
If you add that to the age difference Between you and your date, it's 611 years.
Mine wasn't a date, okay? i just went out for some coffee.
You can't stand to be alone for a second, can you? that is ridiculous.
Then why did you go out with father time? Because i am a history buff, and i haven't be in a car With only a
lap belt in a long time.
So and you know what? i'm going home right now To an empty house alone.
(strumming minor chords) No. not a sad moment. It's triumphant.
Ah, i got it.
(plays chords rhythmically) Better.
So dale and i hooked up last night, and when i woke up, he wasn't here, And i don't know where i am.
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I got it.
easy-peasy (makes clicking sound) gary sinise-y.
(mutters indistinctly) (alligator hisses) oh, god! oh, god! oh, god! oh, god! oh, god! He's gone.
(chuckles) You had a hole in your fence, so i blocked it with a rock.
He ain't comin' back.
he'd better not.
(pops lips) andy, thank you so much.
Hey, listen, i got this for you out of my gift closet.
Now if you don't want it, you can trade it in For a rock that says "believe.
" Is this three flavors of popcorn? Please don't have one of them be cheddar.
Okay, it's all cheddar.
But it's still awesome.
thank you.
thank you.
okay, listen, sneak out the side So grayson doesn't see you.
(whispers) okay.
(telephone rings) i figured out where i am.
come and get me, please? Ohh! (grayson) where were you? Oh, um, i was out, uh Getting juice.
Wrap it up.
my neck's asleep.
Where'd you get the juice? At the juice station.
It's new.
Y-you pump the juice yourself Out of these old-timey gas pump things.
It's--it's cute, gimmicky.
that bottle's empty.
Well, i drank it.
Duh! that's what you do when you get juice.
Der! Oh, i'm so glad you're here.
It is so much more fun being alone when you're with someone.
i know! what do you want to do?
It's so gorgeous outside, plus my skin's looking Really good today.
let's have people over.
I thought you wanted to win your bet.
i do, and i want to have a barbecue.
I want a lot of things, laurie.
I want a credit card just for shoes.
I want the juice station to actually exist.
i want it all! Yeah, i probably shouldn't have used those roman candles To get the grill goin'.
We'd be q'ing at your mom's house if she didn't punt us.
And i thought we were getting along great lately, And all of a sudden (blows raspberry) Well, da i'll always
be here.
I love you.
Swing and a miss, trav.
Swing and a miss.
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