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Take a drink any time one of the following occurs. As in all drinking games, rules are open to
interpretation to ensure that you get as drunk as you want.

1. 3og machine used to inspire fear in the audience. Apparently the scariest thing that had
been invented in the early 90s was the fog machine. You could play this game using only
this rule and get drunk after one well-chosen episode.
2. Pseudo-celebrity sighting. Take two drinks for anyone for which this show was probably
the height of their careers. Two drinks for kids that later appeared on Degrassi. Some
examples: Bobcat Goldthwait (The Tale of the 3inal Wish), Melissa Joan Hart (The Tale of
the 3rozen Ghost), Neve Campbell (The Tale of the Dangerous Soup), Ryan Gosling (The
Tale of Station 109.1), Tia and Tamera Mowry (The Tale of the Chameleons), Elisha
Cuthbert (The Tale of the Night Shift), Hayden Christensen (The Tale of Bigfoot Ridge),
Tara Lipinski (The Tale of the Lunar Locusts).
3. Parenting mishaps. 3or all the kids left home alone, parents who don͛t question odd
behavior, and anything that remains questionable.
4. Prepubescent hijinks. Usually found in the first five minutes of the episode before things
get weird. Any sort of prank you would expect from your sixth-grade brother.
5. Awkward moment between lovers. Drink twice for any implied sexual tension between
parents, siblings, ghosts and the living, etc. Believe me, it͛s there.
6. Sardo or Dr. Vink. Drink twice any time Sardo says ͞No mister, accent on the ͚do͛͟ which
is almost always. When Dr. Vink is on screen, you must precede all drinks with ͞Drink to
Vink!͟ otherwise drink twice.
7. Audible Canadian accent. Aboot to the max.
8. 3irst appearance of villain. Integral to the plot. Drink.
9. Bad 90͛s haircut. Drink twice if you had a similar haircut growing up.
10. Inappropriate emotional response. 3ar too often do these kids see killers or ghosts and
respond as if they͛ve recently had a frontal lobotomy.
11. Cut to the campfire. In the middle of the story. Total buzzkill.
12. Life lesson or obvious moral. Because Nickelodeon is a learning channel.

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