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Giang h him c khng bng mng lag tht thng Phn lm trai g phm bnh thin h. Thn anh hng click chut nh giang sn My i bnh c c xng. My i chi Net khng vng t tnh ang i trn ng. Bng thy bt thng. p mt vo tng. Li thy... bnh thng Tri tim em ch 2 ln m ca. n anh vo v tng c anh ra Bc n nh em, bng x t. ng ch nm pht b em ra. L th pha trc vi con ch. Lc c ng sau chi lng g Tnh yu l vnh cu. V ch duy nht mt th c php thay i. l ngi yu Cn bn gp nh 3.000 m2, tng chng n, nhiu phng, an ninh tt, c camera, cng an tun 24/24. a ch: Nh t b cng an. Gi thng lng -Xin th : ti vi anh kt ngha anh em , tuy khng sinh cng nm cng thng cng ngy , nhng nguyn sng cng ngy cng thng cng nm. - Thu Kiu l ngi rt thng b , trc khi ra i cn a tin cho Kim Trong , bng chng : " Trm nghn ly gi tnh qun " <-- trch truyn Kiu.

- nh ngha mi v v : " hc dt ni ngng , i chi lng bng , mm th khoc lc , mua sm nt i , m cu no ni ra cng li li o l " - Trm nm bia cng mn , bia chai cng b , ch cn bia ... m. - Khi yu nhau th ngi ta th sng cht c nhau , cn khi ght nhau ri th ngi ta thng th s sng cht vi nhau. - Hn nhn lun tng bn mt c n : ch c ai c n mi c th ly d c. - Nu bn lt mt ci bnh li th n s khng c ch cm hoa, nu xem xung pha di th bn s pht hin mt iu rt hay : " n cng khng c c y " - Nu c ai khen bn " bn c l p , cn li l ti nng , gp li th va p va ti nng " , bn hy coi chng { p tc l khng c cht cht xm no , ti nng , tc l khng c cht sc p no --> hp li ho ra bn l mt con ngi va xu va ngu sao } - Ngh thut che lp s bt ti cng i hi khng t ti nng. - Khng t ph n gi i nhanh chng c khi do h ng no suy ngh phi lm sao mnh tr li. - Cht cho ngi ph n mnh yu vn d hn l phi sng chung vi h. - Ph n em li nim vui nhng khng phi lc no cng vy , cn thuc l th lc no cng c khi. - Nhc khng phi l ngho kh , nhng ngho kh th tht l nhc. - Ngn gn th hin s thng minh nhng khng ng trong trng hp ngi ta ni " Anh yu em " - ng sau s thnh cng ca mt ngi an ng lun c hnh bng ca mt ngi n b , v ng sau s tht bi ca mt gi an ng l mt ngi n b tht s . - Th thao l c hi . Nu ta sng c thm 10 nm nh luyn tp th ta cng mt 15 nm vo cc bui tp luyn . - Ti sao ch c danh hiu b m vit nam anh hng m khng c danh hiu ng b vit nam anh hng nh?. - Tnh yu l bt t , ch c ngi yu l thay i. - Hi kch s chuyn sang bi kch nu khng bn c v. - Mt ngi v tt lun tha th cho chng khi c ta sai.

- Ly d l s kin m ngi n ng phi git cho mnh ... thay v trc phi git cho c hai. - Con ng ngn nht i t mt tri tim n 1 tri tim l con ng truyn mu. - chn l l mt tri chi li. Nu bn khng nghin cu v n th ng c in m nhn vo n. - Theo l thuyt th L thuyt khng khc vi thc t l my , nhng thc t th thc t khc xa l thuyt. - Thuoc la co hai suc khoe == ht thuc l th ta c c n 2 sc kho di g m khng ht. - Lng tm l ci g cm thy tn thng trong khi cc phn khc ca c th cm thy d chu. - Lng tm l ci buc ta phi k ht mi b mt cho ngi tnh trc khi c ai mch. - Th sng hn cn hn cht di. - Bn c th mua mt ngi trung thc khng ? Khng ! nhng bn mt ngi nh vy d hn . - Khi mt c gi c nhiu ngi theo ui c ta s lm cao , khi c y c mt ngi theo ui th c ta s lm dng , khi khng c ai theo ui c y c ta s lm ... th , v khi c ta theo ui nhiu ngi c ta s lm ca ... ve. - Bia c hn ru , bng chng trn th gii ch c " m bia " m khng c " m ru " - n ng khng khc l n ng nht nht (khng dm lm g (khc) l nht nht ri). - Khng c g tit kim thi gian v tin bc hn l yu ngay t ci nhn u tin. - Mt ngi ph n ton din : sng din , tra din , chiu din , ti din. - Thiu n l ch vit tt ca thiu ... n tnh. - " Qun vi dn nh c vi nc " Nc th nui sng c cn c th vo nc. - Phim sch l phim trong sng . Phim sch l phim m din vin lc no cng trng thi sch s v c ngi khc lim lp cho sch. - Trm li anh ni khng bng ln khi a cng @

- R rng l trn i ny khng c g l r rng - V tao chc chn l trn i ny khng c g l chc chn. - Cch tt nht gi li ha l ng ha g c. - Ti ni "khng" vi ma ty, nhng ti n khng chu nghe - Lun lun nh rng bn l duy nht ... ging nh nhng ngi khc - Lun c gng khim tn, v hy ly lm ... t ho v iu - Kh qu, sng khng chu ni ng t ti v mnh ngho m vn gii m hy t hi ti sao mnh gii m mnh vn ngho. Sng soi, tra nh, chiu ch Cm t kt qu c mt ra. iu tuyt i nht chnh l tt c ch l tng i

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cht ... n tnh g c". Th ngu v thiu i t cn hn l thiu i t m vn ngu (hic ,n ni ci g th). Chin tranh s khng xy ra nu qun i Irc mnh hn qun M v Nato (ai ni cu ny, Bush ch ai). Hm m mi ph n th l hi chng ng Giong, ch hm m 1 ph n th chnh l ng Ki St. Khng phi ngi n b no cng p v khng phi ngi p no cng l n b. Khng c ngi ph n xu, ch c ngi ph n ... khng p. Em ng 1 mnh em xinh nht hi. Bn ng tn tnh 1 ngi ph n ang ... i vi chng c ta. Bn c bit Trit hc l g khng, ti xin gii thch "Trit hc l 1 hin tng lun v hin tng m i khi chng ta lun v hin tng th ng l hin tng lun cho nn ngi ta mi gi hin tng lun l lun v hin tng nhng hin tng i khi khng l hin tng lun nn lun v hin tng l hin tng lun (thy cha, d hiu qu i, ng ni trit hc kh na nh). Mun thng trong in kinh th tt nht l va chy va ... ri inh. Bom nguyn t l pht minh ... kt thc cc pht minh khc. Nu bn mc qun o ra ng m b ch xu th tt nht bn khng nn mc qun o na. Con i, 2 gi sng ri y, dy ra mt ri ung thuc ng i con. Trng you khn lm c thng ngu . Trc xinh trc mc u nh. Em xinh em ht thuc lo cng xinh. Bom nguyn t l pht minh dng kt thc mi pht minh khc... Ngi c th nui heo ri em bn nhng heo th khng th nui ngi ri em bn... Ngi c th sa nhng ch th khng th ni... Nu khng c xu h th ngi ta s chng cn qun o..

Chi th c th tr bnh trm cm... Mt tri c th chiu sng nhng mt t khng th chiu sng... Bn s c tt c nu nh bn c mt ci tn l tt c.. Git ngi l c ti !!! miu t cnh git ngi khng c ti!!! tnh dc vn khng c ti!! nhng miu t tnh dc l c ti !!! Ngi ta dng thi gian kim tin ......ri li dng tin t thi gian Mt ngi v tt l mt ngi v bit tha th cho chng khi . . . c ta sai Ngi ph n s ni nhng li cui cng ca mt cuc ci v. Nhng g ngi n ng ni sau l s bt u mt cuc ci v mi Trong cuc sng,c nhng th to ln hn tin, nh ho n tnh tin chng hn. Chng ta hay ni qu nhiu v bn thn. ng lm nh th. Ngi khc s lm iu khi chng ta i ch khc Khoa hc khng nh : sau lng ngi n ng thnh cng lun c bng dng ngi n b!! ' h mun ni rng sau lng ngi n ng tht bi l ngi n b tht s !!! Khi ngi ta yu ngi ta th sng cht c nhau!!! khi ngi ta khng cn yu ngi ta th sng cht ......vi nhau !!!! Ti cc bui tic thng c 2 loi ngi : ngi mun v sm v ngi mun v tr. iu rc ri l 2 loi ngi ny thng kt hn vi nha Chp li t 1 quyn sch l o vn. Chp li t nhiu cun sch l nghin cu Ai cng gi li ha nu h cn nh mnh ha nhng g. Cch tt nht gi li ha l ng ha g c Vn s khi u nan...... gian nan bt u nn Khng my thy dy ai Thun v thun chng, con ng mt qu !!! Mt con nga au c tu... c n thm c. n trng ni, ngi trng ngi bn cnh

Qua cu ng nn trng cu, cu bao nhiu nhp tn xng du by nhiu c mt ba n ngon, bn hy xem tht nhiu chng trnh dy nu n trn tivi, tham kho tht nhiu sch dy nu n v sau cng c nh i n nh hng. c sc p nh m khng tn tin i thm m vin? D thi, bn hy lun ngh v iu , chc chn bn s c toi nguyn trong m. Cht v yu : v i !! yu m cht --> ngu !!! Tnh ch p khi cn giang d .Ci nhau v tt th cng nhanh Tin khng thnh vn , nhng vn l khng c tin ! "Thy tao ni chuyn hc hnh l chuyn c i nha my. Bi dzy, ba nay khng hc th ba khc hc. Chuyn c i m" "Vo phng thi, gp kh cch my tui cng khng s, ch s ... tn k bn hng lm c thi" "Kin thc l ci g cn li sau khi qun ht mi th". gii ngha: sau khi qun ht, ci g cn li mi l kin thc ca mnh "Tht ra c rt t ph n p. Khng phi v ph n khng bit lm p m v h lm hoi m...vn khng p" "Tnh yu nh bng hng thy tinh, rc r lung linh nhng mong manh d v. V d v nn a s ngi ta thng trang b tht nhiu... l v cn c ci m thay" "Ti c th cng li tt c mi th ... tr s cm d" n trong ni, ngi trong x! "Tt! tt! tt! S my qu khch va gi...c i khng lin lc c" D bo thi tit cho hm nay, ngy mai v cho... mun i sau! * Sp ly v: Tin gi ma ng Bc. * Ngy ci: Tm nhn xa trn 10 kilmt, tri p, gi nh... * C tin nhn l trong di ng: Xut hin hin tng Elnino, bin gn sng! * Tr li tin nhn l: Ma ro ri rc.

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Tin tng-tnh tan-t tng ti tn-tin ti t t i l b kh m chng sanh th khng bit bi! Ngi p c lng , bng hng c gai Th nhn i ch khng nhn ni Ni ting Anh nh gi, gp t khta bn sang ting Vit Ai cng tng em in, ch thc ra em in lm!!! Tin l giy thy l ly Sng n gin cho i thanh thn Khi ti n cmC qun di theo tng ng tc.T Tin Gp Nhanh Phong Cch. Ti thch cm bi.Cm bi rt li cun.Li cun l phi n nhanh.n nhanh l sch s. Ti lSinh Vin Ngho!! T ho t bn tay trng, ta to nn v s n u c va h, c tr Tr con bt u h khi chng bt u hiu ngi ln Khi ti chyMi ngi di theo tng bc chy ca ti. Mnh M T Tin Thn Tc. Chy rt li cun.Li cun l phi chy nhanh.Chy nhanh th mi thot ti.Ti lCp !!! Xu nhng m bit fn u ! Khng cn mnh p .Ch cn ngi khc xu Cha thy wan ti cha l cha thy v x cha ht hn Nh n Em anh vng vng tay li-Nh n M anh nh nh tay ga ^^!- An ton l bn..tai nn l vo hm..>.< Trnh c hn Khn nn c tha Tht bi v ngi thnh cng Trng my khn lm c thng ngu Hai chn song song th gp nhau bn Ti tng c nhu ham mun Ham mun nht by gi lb c cc ham mun khc. Hng Nhan Bc T Ngu dt + Nhit tnh = Ph Hoi ! Tm chn n chi, tin khng phi vn , r my em cng chu c. Chng ta ri cng s gi, s ln nc t ngm g kha thn ng t ho v ngho m hc gii,Hy t hi v sao gii m vn ngho Khng bao gi bn ng bn b khi cha c gi

C TIN th i xe hi. ung bia m. HT TIN i xe m ung bia hi !!!!! Sng l phi cho i! Hy cho i tt c nhng g bn c, ri hi hn nhn ra rng i li s rt kh ! Tui c th cng li tt c mi th . tr s cm d Nhng cu ni bt h v tnh yu Th t, 19/09/2007 23:21 pm Love means never having to say youre sorry (Yu l khng bao gi ni hi tic) Love story Id rather be a ghost drifting by your side as a condemned soul than enter heaven without you ( (Ti th lm mt hn ma, bn em nh 1 linh hn vt vng hn l ln thin ng m khng c em) Ngo h tng long The world doesnt disappear when you close your eyes!!! (Th gii s khng bin mt d cho anh c nhm mt li) Memento Cavia is a luxury we have, vodka is a luxury we have but time is not (Trng c hi l 1 vt xa x nhng chng ta c, ru vodka l 1 th t gi nhng chng ta cng c, tr thi gian) Enemy at the gate He stands above this world, freed from all its rules (Anh ng cao hn qu t ny v thot khi nhng quy lut ca n) A river runs through it - I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one from her mouth, one touch of her hand than eternity without it. One ! - Ti th c mt ln cm nhn mi thm t mi tc nng, mt ln c hn i mi nng, mt ln c sit nh i tay nng cn hn l sng bt t m khng bao gi c iu . Ch mt ln thi ! City Of Angels (Thnh ph thin thn) - I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where - Anh yu em m khng bit ti sao, bng cch no v thm ch t u Patch Adams (Bc s Patch Adams) - I guarantee it wont be easy. I guarantee that at one point or another, one of us is going to want to leave. But I also guarantee that if I dont ask you to be mine, I am going to regret it for the rest of my life, because I know in myheart, you are the only one for me. - Anh tin chc rng iu ny s khng h d dng. Anh tin chc rng s c mt khonh khc no trong cuc i mt trong hai chng ta mun ri b. Nhng anh cng tin chc rng nu gi y anh khng ng li cng em th trong sut qung i cn li ca mnh, anh s phi hi tic bi v anh bit rng, trong tri tim anh ch duy nht c em thi. Runaway Bride (C du chy trn) - The only wrong thing would be to deny what your heart truly feels. - iu sai lm duy nht l ph nhn nhng g tri tim mnh tht s cm nhn. The Mask Of Zorro (Chic mt n ca Zorro) - You will be doing anything for the one you love, except love them again. - Bn c th lm mi th cho ngi mnh yu, ngoi tr vic yu h ln na.

Faithfull - How come we dont always know when love begins, but we always know when it ends ? - Ti sao chng ta khng bao gi bit c tnh yu bt u khi no nhng chng ta li lun nhn ra khi tnh yu kt thc ? L.A. Story (Cu chuyn Los Angeles) - The only feeling of real loss is when you love someone more than you love yourself. - Cm gic mt mt duy nht m bn tht s cm nhn c l khi bn yu mt ai hn c chnh bn thn mnh. Good Will Hunting (Chng Will Hunting tt bng) - Love wont obey our expectations. Its mystery is pure and absolute. - Tnh yu khng theo s mong i ca chng ta. N huyn diu, tinh tu v thun khit. Bridges Of Madison County (Nhng cy cu qun Madison) - You cannot find true love where it does not truly exist and you cannot hide it where it truly does. - Bn khng th tm thy tnh yu ch thc ni n khng hin hu nhng mt khi n xut hin th bn khng th che du c n. Kissing A Fool - A life without love is no life at all. - Cuc sng m khng c tnh yu th khng cn l cuc sng na. Ever After: A Cinderella Story - When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of our life to start as soon as possible. - Khi bn nhn ra rng mnh mun chia s qung i cn li vi mt ai , bn s mong iu sm bt u. When Harry Met Sally (Khi Harry gp Sally) - When you love someone and you love them with your heart, it never disappears when youre apart. And when you love someone and youve done all you can do, you set them free. And if that love was true, when you love someone, it will all come back to you. - Khi bn yu mt ai vi tt c tri tim mnh, tnh yu s khng bao gi mt i ngay c khi bn phi chia xa. Khi bn yu mt ai v d bn lm tt c m vn khng c p li th hy h ra i. V nu tnh yu l chn tht th chc chn rng n s tr v vi bn. Forget Paris (Hy qun Paris) - Will you love me for the rest of my life ? - No, Ill love you for the rest of mine. - Em s yu anh n trn cuc i anh ch? - Khng, em s yu anh n trn cuc i em. Phenomenon (Hin tng) - You will see a lot of things. But they will mean nothing to you if you lose sight of the thing you love. - Bn s nhn thy rt nhiu th. Nhng n s l v ngha nu iu m bn yu qu nht li vt khi tm nhn . At First Sight (Ngay t ci nhn u tin) I need you! And thats a really hard thing for me to accept. But its a whole lot easier than imajining my life without you. (Em cn anh! V chp nhn iu tht qu kh khn i vi em. Nhng n vn hon ton d hn rt nhiu so vi vic phi tng tng ra mt cuc i khng c anh)

BOYS AND GIRLS We only live once (Chng ta ch sng 1 ln duy nht) Vnh Runaway - I dont care what your pass was, what I really wanna know is your future has me or not (Anh khng quan tm n qu kh ca em ra sao, iu anh mun bit l trong tng lai ca em, c phn no ca anh trong hay khng) Sweet home Alabama - Life is like a box of chocolates, youve never know what youre gonna get - Cuc i nh hp S-c-la, bn khng th bit c bn s chn c vin no Forrest Gump

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(2Sao) - Ngy l tnh nhn s thm ngt ngo thi v vi nhng cu t tnh lng mn. Trong khng kh rn rng ca ngy Valentine, hy cng im qua nhng cu ni bt h v tnh yu trong phim. Facebook Twitter 0 bnh chn Vit bnh lun Lu bi ny * Love Story (Cu chuyn tnh yu) Khi ni v nhng li thoi hay nht v tnh yu trong phim, u tin phi nhc n cu ni kinh in "Yu ngha l khng bao gi ni li hi tic" trong b phim "Love Story". Cu ni ny tr thnh tuyn ngn ca nhng ngi ang yu v cng khin "Love Story" sng mi trong lng khn gi. * City of Angels (Thnh ph ca nhng thin thn) - "Ti th c mt ln cm nhn mi thm t mi tc em, mt ln c hn i mi em, mt ln c nm tay em cn hn l sng bt t m khng bao gi c iu . Ch mt ln thi" - "Nu ai hi em rng em thch iu g nht, em s ni vi h rng l anh." * The runaway bride (C du chy trn) "Anh bit rng iu ny s khng h d dng. Anh tin chc rng s c mt khonh khc no trong cuc i mnh mt trong hai chng ta mun ri b. Nhng anh cng tin chc rng nu gi y anh khng ng li cng em th anh s phi sng trong hi tic trong sut qung i cn li bi anh bit rng tri tim anh ch c duy nht em thi" * Fried Green Tomatoes "Mt tri tim c th b tan v, nhng n s vn cn p mi." * When Harry Met Sally (Khi Harry gp Sally) "Anh yu lc em b cm lnh khi nhit ngoi tri l 71 . Anh yu lc em mt ti mt ting ri ch gi mt chic bnh sandwich. Anh yu nt mt nhn nh ca em khi em nhn anh nh mt thng ngc. Anh yu lc anh v nh sau mt ngy hn h vi em v mi nc hoa ca em cn vng trn o anh. Anh yu lc anh mun em l ngi cui cng anh ni chuyn trc khi i . Anh ti y khng phi v anh c n hay bi y l m giao tha m v khi ta nhn ra rng khi chng ta mun dnh trn qung i cn li bn mt ai th ta mun bt u n cng sm cng tt." * Casablanca "Hn em i. Hy hn em nh th y l ln cui." * Patch Adams

"Anh yu em m khng bit ti sao, bng cch no v thm ch t u... " * The Mask Of Zorro "iu sai lm duy nht l ph nhn nhng g tri tim ta tht s cm nhn" * Ever After: A Cinderella Story "Cuc sng m khng c tnh yu th khng cn l cuc sng na." * Forget Paris (Hy qun Paris) "Khi bn yu mt ai vi tt c tri tim mnh, tnh yu s khng bao gi mt i ngay c khi bn phi chia xa. Khi bn yu mt ai v lm tt c m vn khng c p li th hy h ra i. Bi v nu l tnh yu ch thc th chc chn rng n s tr v vi bn." * Sweet Home Alabama "Anh khng quan tm qu kh ca em ra sao, iu anh thc s mun bit l trong tng lai ca em c anh hay khng?" * Kissing A Fool "Bn khng th tm thy tnh yu ch thc ni n khng tn ti nhng mt khi n xut hin th bn khng th che du n." * At First Sight "Bn s nhn thy rt nhiu th. Nhng nhng th u tr nn v ngha nu iu m bn yu qu nht li vt khi tm nhn ." * A Walk to Remember "Tnh yu nh mt ngn gi. Bn khng th nhn thy nhng li c th cm nhn c n". * The Notebook (Nht k tnh yu) "Tnh yu p nht l tnh yu nh thc c tm hn v hng ta vn ti nhng th cao p hn, n thi bng ngn la trong tri tim v mang n s bnh yn cho tm hn ta."

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) Ni ting anh nh gi, gp t kh ta bn sang ting Vit. 2) Hc, hc na, hc mi, p... hc tip!!! Hc, hc na, hc mu. 3) Xng ..c th cn, lp... c th mn, nhng s my, s khung th khng bao gi thay i 4) Nh sch th mt. Bt sch tn x bng. 5) Bn c th l anh hng nu bn tn l Hng v bn c 1 a em Bn c th l bc s m khng cn hc nu bn tn S v c 1 a chu 6) Bn ny ng l cng ln cng... nhiu tui. 7) Ai bo chn tru l kh, ti nay chn nng cn kh hn chn tru 8) "Em nai vng ng ngc Qun cht bc nga sn"

9) C khng n mui c n Con khng n mui.....thiu iot ri con i. 10) Trng bn quen quen, Hnh nh t ...cha gp bao gi 11) Ai cng gi li ha nu h cn nh ha nhng g 12) Chng ta ang c tt c nu chng ta ang c 1 vt c tn l "Tt c" 13) Hm m mi ph n th l hi chng ng Giong, ch hm m 1 ph n th chnh l ng Ki St 14) Bom nguyn t l pht minh ....kt thc cc pht minh khc Ni ting anh nh gi, gp t kh ta bn sang ting Vit. Hc, hc na, hc mi, p... hc tip!!! Hc, hc na, hc mu. Xng c th cn, lp c th mn, nhng s my, s khung th khng bao gi thay i. Nhn thng mt tri mi khng thy la .... l hi ngi m 100%. Nh sch th mt. Bt sch tn x bng. 1 nm c 365 ngy, vy 1 ngy c bao nhiu nm (n by gi khoa hc vn cha gii thch c). Con gi p l con gi trong m, con gi ngoan l con gi ... trong nh tr. c voi i ... Hai B Trng. Ba nghn bt ph g m ch c ming tht ch no c! Mt iu nhn l chn iu nhc. Yu nhau khng phi l nhn nhau m l cng nhau nhn v ... ci xe dng gc cy ko n chm cha mt. Gn mc th ... bia, gn n th... ht. Bn ny ng l cng ln cng ... nhiu tui. Hy sng c cht mt ln.

Nu gn mt ngi m bn thy thi gian tri tht nhanh cn khi xa ngi bn li thy thi gian tri qua tht chm th bn nn em ng h i sa. Qun t nht ngn l qun t di. Qun t nhai i nhai li l qun t khn. Bu i thng ly b cng, mai sau c lc... nu chung mt ni. Tro cao ng au. Tro thp ng cng au. Ai bo chn tru l kh, ti nay chn nng cn kh hn chn tru. "Em nai vng ng ngc. Qun cht bc nga sn" Ci con b y khng xinh, khng kho th cng chng c ci g.. C khng n mui c n, con khng n mui.....thiu iot ri con i. (Ta hi): th hn ta git cht anh nh th no h? (Ta hi): i ln c cn h th phi i qua mt ci cu thang phi khng? - D phi. - Th ngi ta c th i xung bng cu thang khng? Nc mt em ang ri t nho dng ch ....(vit th in t cho ngi yu.) Sao ci thng y dt th, mnh khng bit mi hi n ch! Bn hy nh ng bao gi nhn thng vo .... mt mnh m hy nhn qua gng. Khng you thy dy ai. Vt l 1 loi c 2 chn, chy nhanh hn ... ra, bay cao hn...chut, tuy nhin li bi km con... c. Mun dit chut xin bn hy mua 1 khu AK47 v 10 bng n,la chut vo nh ri ng ca li , sau bn n qua ca s cho n khi no khng nghe thy ting ku no na th thi. Nh chn loi sng tt v n c sc cng ph. ng bao gi xem Tivi m qun cha cm in, v nh l ang n th khng c nh rng u y. Mt dng sng m chia lm 2 nhnh c ngha l ... n b te lm 2 nhnh (kt qu nghin cu sau 30 ngy ca nh vn Nguyn Tun). Trng bn quen quen, hnh nh t ... cha gp bao gi. 1 c gi ng trc ti m ci mt xung c ngha l c y ang thn thng v thch ti,

cn nu ti m nhn xung trc mt 1 c gi th n gin l ti thch... cp i ca c y. Khi bn gp ch di hay rn c th bn hy ng yn cho n cn, v ng no chy th n cng ... cn. 1 ngi m 90 tui th chc chn l sng lu hn ngi 60 tui ri, bn nh. Nu bn khng mua c ci g bng tin, bn hy tin rng n s mua c bng...nhiu tin hn. C nhng iu m 1 ngi khng bit, 2 ngi khng bit, 3 ngi , 4 ngi ... cng khng bit th n gin l h c bit ci qui g u. Ai cng gi li ha nu h cn nh ha nhng g. Ch mng em trai :"Ci thng qu s, lm g m c hunh huch ln th, chng c 1 cht ... n tnh g c". Th ngu v thiu i t cn hn l thiu i t m vn ngu (hic ,n ni ci g th). Chin tranh s khng xy ra nu qun i Irc mnh hn qun M v Nato (ai ni cu ny, Bush ch ai). Hm m mi ph n th l hi chng ng Giong, ch hm m 1 ph n th chnh l ng Ki St. Khng phi ngi n b no cng p v khng phi ngi p no cng l n b. Khng c ngi ph n xu, ch c ngi ph n ... khng p. Em ng 1 mnh em xinh nht hi. Bn ng tn tnh 1 ngi ph n ang ... i vi chng c ta. Bn c bit Trit hc l g khng, ti xin gii thch "Trit hc l 1 hin tng lun v hin tng m i khi chng ta lun v hin tng th ng l hin tng lun cho nn ngi ta mi gi hin tng lun l lun v hin tng nhng hin tng i khi khng l hin tng lun nn lun v hin tng l hin tng lun (thy cha, d hiu qu i, ng ni trit hc kh na nh). Mun thng trong in kinh th tt nht l va chy va ... ri inh. Bom nguyn t l pht minh ... kt thc cc pht minh khc. Nu bn mc qun o ra ng m b ch xu th tt nht bn khng nn mc qun o na.

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1. "iu duy nht lm nng hnh phc l tm nh hng ca chnh nng".

- Khi nhc li mi tnh nng thm vi Paris Hilton thu no, Nick Carter khng ngn ngi "bn i bc" vo qu kh oanh lit mt thi ca mnh! 2. "Ti 48 tui v ti cha bao gi hn h vi mt ngi ph n, ti cha bao gi mi mt c nng khiu v cng v ti cng cha bao gi r ai n d tic cng mnh". - Vi rt nhiu "cha bao gi" nh th ny, bo sao Hugh Laurie lun b ch l qu lnh lng, kh cng! 3. "Khi ti gp Dustin Hoffman, anh y bo ti: "C lm ti nh n bn thn mnh y". Ti "tm chuyn" kinh khng v i khi ti l k lm mm". - Rosario Dawson dng nh khng thy c g phi bun phin hay bc bi khi c so snh vi mt ngi sao gi ca Hollywood (Hoffman gn tht thp). 4. "Ti ngh cn c nhng b phim d hn m chng h c ct ta, gt gia g c... Khi ti nghe phn nhc ca b phim ny, ti cm thy "y chnh l mt trong nhng bi ht hay nht ca mnh v cng l mt trong nhng ln trnh din hon ho nht y"!". - Tm s ca Mariah Carey v b phim Glitter ca c v phn soundtrack trong phim. 5. "Cha bao gi c! y l ln u tin ca ti. Ti l tn binh! C th trong nhng cuc sng khc ca ti, ti nhanh nhn v khn ngoan hn mt cht thi". - Kelly Clarkson khng khng khng nh cha bao gi "ti sinh" hay lp li chnh bn thn mnh trong m nhc. 6. "Mt qu c nm qun chip ca mnh ln sn khu khi ti ang biu din. n gi ti vn gi mn trong mt chic hp". - Jamie Foxx ci m ln khi ngi ta gi anh l "sex symbol"/biu tng tnh dc. 7. "Ti s chp nh v bn ht cho t Star".

Judd Apatow v v Katherine Heigl v nhc s Josh Kelley - Nh lm phim Judd Apatow ang hi vng s kim chc c cht xu t m ci ca ngi sao trong "Knocked Up" l Katherine Heigl v nhc s Josh Kelley? 8. "Chng ti che nhng vt bm dp bng cch trang im k cng. Nhng mi ngi vn c th nhn ra nh th ti mi m c y mt c kh nng vy".

- Tuy b chn thng kh nng sau tai nn xe my cui tun trc, qu ng George Clooney vn rt hi hc khi ni v nhng vt tm trn mt c bn gi Sarah Larson. 9. "Ti phi ng 15 ting th sau mi c th ht ng theo cch ti mun c. Mi chuyn hon ton khng n gin vi ti v dy thanh qun ca ti khng h ging bt c ai trn th gii". - Mariah Carey c th qu t tin vo ging ht ca mnh chng?

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Tri tim em ch 2 ln m ca. n anh vo v tng c anh ra Bc n nh em, bng x t. ng ch nm pht b em ra. L th pha trc vi con ch. Lc c ng sau chi lng g Nu ngy mai l ngy tn th anh s lm ngi cht u tin ng i em gia cng thin ng Hn tm bit trc khi v a ngc Con gi p l con gi trong m, con gi ngoan l con gi...trong nh tr Trm li anh ni khng bng ln khi a cng @ Nu bit ngy mai em ly chng Tri i ngi y c bun khng Em th mong ng bun ng gin Em ngi tr li vng vng ngc trai . Th tay m ngt cng ng thng em t rut n t ph b ...... - Mt ngi ph n ton din : sng din , tra din , chiu din , ti din. Qua cu ng nn trng cu ,cu bao nhiu nhp tn xng du by nhiu @ Yu anh my ni cng tro My sng cng li thy anh ngho...li thi . @ Xa qu con nh m hin Con v gp m...ly tin xong con li xa qu . @ Ru tm nu vi rut bu Chng chan v ng, lc u hng n. @ Ta v ta tm ao ta Sy chn cht ui c ngi nh....vt ln !

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