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TALKING DEAD
If you havent seen the latest
episode of AMCs The Walking
Dead, then this is your spoiler
warning. Do not read further
unless youve seen the Nov. 4
episode Killer Within.
Still with us? Well, we were
heartbroken when Theodore
T-Dog Douglas, played by
IronE Singleton, bit the big one
(or, rather, was bitten himself) to
save his friend, Carol Peletier.
Just as his character started see-
ing some development this sea-
son, he was killed off before we
could learn more about him.
The Weekender interviewed
The Blind Side star in Septem-
ber before his appearance at the
Infect Scranton zombie conven-
tion, and while he couldnt say
much about the popular shows
third season, he did actually give
us a hint regarding his fate in the
interview:
T-Dogs a good guy. T-Dog
has experienced a lot of hard-
shipcomparing it to my life
story. T-Dog is one that is willing
to make the ultimate sacrifice if
its going to help someone else or
to better help humanity. He has a
great heart, and hes all about
right over wrong, good over evil,
Singleton said at the time.
During our coverage, he was
very gracious with his time and
was thrilled to meet local fans
throughout the weekend, even
getting a little muddy at the
Zombie Survivor Challenge
obstacle course in Taylor on
Sept. 22. We wish him the best of
luck in his future career.
ROCK OUT WITH
YOUR107 OUT
Following a successful show
with Sweatheart opening for The
Darkness on Oct. 20 at Terminal
5 in New York City, Scrantons
own Brian Langan will be com-
ing home on Nov. 9 to play with
Kock 107 at The Bog (341
Adams Ave., Scranton) at 9 p.m.
Known for The Sw!ms and
Langor, Kock 107 is one of Lan-
gans many musical outlets,
though this band, which includes
several other local musician like
Pat Finnerty and Mike Quinn,
covers classic rock artists like
Aerosmith, Foreigner, and Thin
Lizzy.
Weve just seen 35 percent of
the world and now were coming
home for some Steamtown elec-
tric lovin! the band exclaimed
on Facebook. For more details,
visit facebook.com/
events/375400359208480.
SQUEAKY CLEAN
The Scranton Cultural Center
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scran-
ton) announced on Tuesday that
this months edition of Up &
Coming Comedy will be its first
ever clean show, featuring Fran-
kie Pace with John King on
Saturday, Nov. 10 at 8 p.m. with a
cocktail hour and music begin-
ning at 7 p.m. Tickets are $16.
Headliner Frankie Pace ap-
peared on Saturday Night Live
in his first national performance
and went on to appear on Show
Offs and Rick Shaws Takeout
Theatre. Pace has worked with
Robin Williams, Cheech and
Chong, Whoopi Goldberg, Gla-
dys Knight, and Penn and Teller
and is a regular at New York
Citys The Comic Strip and
The Improvisation.
Opener John King describes
himself as an Army veteran,
actor, musician, substitute teach-
er, and bad credit risk, according
to a press release, integrating
stand-up with songs and parodies
in his innovative comedic style.
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Walking Dead actor IronE Singleton spent some time in Scranton in September for
the Infect Scranton zombie convention.
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DISGRACED, NOT
CONTRITE
Chutzpah! The former police
chief of Bell, Calif., Randy
Adams, had resigned in disgrace
after prosecutors charged eight
other city officials with looting
the municipal budget. Adams
had been recruited by the alleged
miscreants (at a sweetheart salary
twice what he made as police
chief of much larger Glendale),
and his resignation left him with
a generous state pension of
$240,000 a year. Rather than
quietly accept the payout, Adams
immediately appealed to a state
pension panel, claiming that his
one inexplicably rich year in Bell
had actually upped his pension to
$510,000 a year. In September,
with a straight face, Adams
pleaded his case to the panel, but
20 times during the questioning
invoked his right not to incrimi-
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A15-year-old Swedish student,
working at Malmo University
Hospital on a practical work-
life internship, was allowed by a
doctor to make part of the in-
cision for a cesarean section
childbirth and to examine the
patient vaginally. One alarmed
cesarean patient alerted news
media after reading about the
orientation program in May and
wondering if she had been a
hands-on patient.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
IRS agents, investigating tax-
fraud suspect Rashia Wilson, 26,
turned up thousands of identi-
fication numbers in a September
home search in Tampa. Wilson
had already laid down a chal-
lenge in May, when she wrote on
Facebook: Im Rashia, the
queen of IRS tax fraud. (Im) a
millionaire for the record. So if
you think that indicting me will
be easy, it wont. I promise you. I
wont do no time, dumb (exple-
tive unpublished). The search
also turned up a handgun, and
since Wilson is a convicted felon
(with 40 arrests), she was jailed,
and denied bail in part because of
the Facebook post.
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Polak, is a Code Red app that
creates an exchange network so
that women and girls who find
themselves unexpectedly spotting
can locate an emergency source
for a tampon or pad.
RELIGIOUS MESSAGES
The U.S. Supreme Court has
ruled that an insane person can-
not be executed, no matter how
heinous the crime, because he
cannot understand why he was
being killed. Notwithstanding
that, Florida Judge David Glant
has ordered John Ferguson, 64, to
death for a 1978 multiple-murder
conviction, despite evaluations
from 30 doctors that Ferguson is
an insane paranoid schizophren-
ic. (At press time, the U.S. Court
of Appeals is considering Fergu-
sons lawyers last-second chal-
lenge.) Judge Glant acknowl-
edges that Ferguson is delusional,
but found that he nevertheless
understands why he is being
executed. Fergusons belief in a
Jesus-like resurrection upon
death, with a glorious afterlife, is
not, Glant said, so significantly
different from beliefs (that) other
Christians may hold so as to
consider it a sign of insanity.
REAP WHAT YOU SOW
A teenager, apparently fed up
with his parents commandeering
of their homes basement for an
elaborate marijuana-growing
operation, turned the couple in in
August. The Doylestown Town-
ship, Pa., couple (a chiropractor
mom and software engineer dad)
had sophisticated hardware and
18 plants.
FIRST-WORLD PROBLEMS
America now has about 700
pet aftercare facilities, provid-
ing funeral services to the na-
tions companion animals, ac-
cording to a September NBC
News report. Oakeys, in Roa-
noke, Va., performs 800 to 900
pet cremations annually and
provides about 20 customers a
year with pet caskets, part of the
estimated $53 billion America
spends on pets (higher than the
Gross National Products of more
than 100 countries). The basic
charge of Heartland Pet Crema-
tion of St Louis is $275 for a
private cremation, including a
basic urn and memorial video
slideshow. (For the more upscale,
other facilities offer deluxe urns,
taxidermy, freeze-drying pets and
creating a synthetic diamond out
of pet ashes.)
CRANK CALL
Gareth Lloyd, 49, admitted that
he is the one who made about
5,800 random phone calls (over a
90-day period -- averaging 64 a
day!) to people just to listen to
their reactions when he told them
that his penis was stuck in a
household object (usually jars or
a vacuum cleaner). A Flintshire,
Wales, court sentenced Lloyd
only to probation (with restric-
tions on telephone use).
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REGRETFUL ROBBER
Two men robbing an Open Pantry store in Madison,
Wis., in October escaped, but with less money than
they came with. The lead thief grabbed a handful of
cash that the clerk had been counting when the
pair entered. The clerk pleaded, then sternly de-
manded that the man give back the money. The
thief thought for a moment, became remorseful,
threw all the money in his pocket to the floor, and
fled. The clerk told police that when she re-counted
the money, there was $1 more than in her original
count, meaning that the thief had accidentally
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POETIC
Barnes & Noble Booksell-
ers (421 Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-
Barre, 570.829.4352)
Book Signings:
William Ecenbarger, author of
"Kids for Cash:" Nov. 7, 7 p.m.
Barnes & Noble Wilkes-
Kings Booksellers (7 S. Main
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700)
Events/Book Clubs:
Open Mic Night: last Tues. of
every month, 6:30 p.m.
Writers Workgroup: Wyoming
Valley Wordsmiths: first/third Tues.
monthly, 7 p.m.
Childrens Events:
Weekly Sat. morning story time,
11 a.m.-noon.
Converge Gallery (140 West
Fourth St., Williamsport,
570.447.5778, convergegallery.com)
Gallery hours: Wed.-Fri. 11 a.m.-7
p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Spoken Word: Nov. 9, 7-9 p.m.
Open mic limited to five minutes.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga
St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500)
Writers Group: Thurs., 7-8:30
p.m. 18+. Celebrates all types of
writing styles, formats. Join anytime.
Free. Call to register.
Lizza Studios (900 Rutter
Ave., Suite 10, Forty Fort, 570.991.6611,
betsy@lizzastudios.com)
On display: A private collection
of work by Czech artist Colini.
Nancy K. Holmes Library
(1032 Green Ridge St., Scranton,
570.207.0764)
Book signing, "Green Ridge"
Arcadia Images of America series
with Margo L. Azzarelli: Nov. 19,
11:30-1:30 p.m. Info: 570.346.6179
The Osterhout Free Li-
brary (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, www.osterhout.info,
570.821.1959)
Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed.,
5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m.
Socrates Cafe Discussion Group:
Nov. 8, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.
Rebekah Armusik author dis-
cussion: Nov. 10, 1 p.m. Free.
Franklin Street Sleuths mystery
book discussion: Nov. 15, 6:30 p.m.
Free.
Poetry series: Third Thurs., Nov.
20, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.
Pages & Places
Cafe Programs every Thurs.
Happy hour 6 p.m., programs 7 p.m.
(Platform Lounge at Trax in Radisson
Lackawanna Station Hotel, 700
Lackawanna Ave., Scranton)
Pittston Memorial Library
(47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmem-
lib@comcast.net)
Craftastic Kids Craft Club: 3rd
Sat. every month, 10 a.m. Grades 2-5.
Call/email to register.
Crochet Club: Tues., 10 a.m.,
Thurs., 6 p.m. New members wel-
come.
Kids Science Club: First Sat.
every month, 10 a.m. Grades 2-5.
Call/email to register.
Lego Club: Meets Mondays, 4
p.m. Wait list only, call.
Page Turners Kids Book Club:
First Thurs. every month. Grades 3-5.
Story Time: Toddlers Tues., 10
a.m. or Wed., 1:30 p.m.; Preschool
Tues., 1:30 p.m. or Wed., 10 a.m.
Plymouth Public Library
(107 W. Main St., Plymouth,
570.779.4775)
Looking for volunteers: Call to
sign up.
Adult computer lessons: Daily,
call to register.
Story Time: Mon., 11 a.m. or Wed.,
10:30 a.m. Toddlers/preschool chil-
dren.
STACKS Writing Group
Every other Tues., 6 p.m., The Ban-
shee, (320 Penn Ave., Scranton). Info:
stackswritinggroup@gmail.com
The Vintage Theater (326
Spruce St., Scranton, info@scrantons-
vintagetheater.com)
Poetry open mic: Nov. 15.
Scranton Story Slam III: Nov. 16.
West Pittston Library (200
Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org,
570.654.9847)
Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m.
Free. Informal discussion of member-
selected books.
Weekly story time for children:
Fri., 1 p.m. Free.
VISUAL
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna
Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or
Artistsforart.org)
Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m.
Life Drawing sessions: every
Tues., 7-9 p.m. Contact ted@ted-
michalowski.com for info.
Drawing Socials: every Sun., 6-9
p.m. $5 GA, $2 student.
Out of the Dark, series of self
portraits by Lori Ryan: Nov. 1-10.
Artspace Gallery (221 Center
St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737, art-
space-bloomsburg.com)
Gallery Hours: Thurs.-Sat., noon-8
p.m., Sun., noon-5 p.m., or by ap-
pointment.
Handiwork and Play: through
Nov. 10, ceramics and paintings of
Deb and Dave Stabley.
Blue Heron Art Gallery (121
Main St., Wyalusing, 570.746.4922,
www.blueheronart.org)
Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4:30
p.m. Sat. by appt.
Seeking The Muse-A decade of
Art at the Blue Heron Gallery:
through Jan. 24. 22 artists. Info:
wchamber@epix.net
The Butternut Gallery &
Second Story Books (204
Church St, Montrose, 570.278.4011,
butternutgallery.com). Gallery hours:
Wed.-Sat., 11a.m.-5 p.m., Sun., 12 p.m.-4
p.m.
Motion and Grace: Constanti-
nos Sfikas and Deb Youngling:
through Nov. 18.
Camerawork Gallery (Down-
stairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry
Building, 515 Center St., Scranton,
570.510.5028. www.camerawork-
gallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gal-
lery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.;
Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Up Close and Personal, pho-
tographs of Laurinda Faye Rubin:
Nov. 2-Dec. 3.
Accepting submissions for new
shows during 2012-2013. Photography
only; all photographic methods
considered. Check out submissions
procedure on website for details.
Converge Gallery (140 W.
Fourth St., Williamsport,
570.435.7080, convergegallery.com)
Works of Matthew Rose: Nov.
2-30.
Saints and Sinners feat. works
of 14 artists: Nov. 1-Dec. 22. Opening
reception, Nov. 1, 6-10 p.m.
Hazleton Art League (225 E.
Broad St., Hazleton, hazletonar-
tleague.org)
Call to artists for Dec. 1-30
exhibit with opening reception on
Dec. 8. Artists must bring ready-to-
hang work no larger than 18"x24" to
Art League on Nov. 23-25 from 11
a.m.-6 p.m. Membership is $25 per
year. Info: 570.817.1075, krishna-
blue13@hotmail.com
The Linder Gallery at
Keystone College (570.945.8335,
keystone.edu/lindergallery)
Robert Stark: Inside the Stu-
dio: through Nov. 30.
Misericordia University (301
Lake St., Dallas, 570.674.6286)
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery,
Tues.-Thurs., 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fri., 10
a.m.-5p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 1-5 p.m.
Form and Process: Sculpture in
Stone, Bronze and Steel: through
Dec. 9.
MacDonald Gallery, Tues.-Thurs.,
1-5 p.m. and 6-8 p.m.; Fri.-Sun., 1-5
p.m.
Elizabeth Fulton: Giclee Land-
scape Prints: through Dec. 9.
New Visions Studio & Gal-
lery (201 Vine St., Scranton,
www.newvisionstudio.com,
570.878.3970)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6
p.m. and by appointment.
SAME: An Artistic Exploration
of Humanity and Media, exhibit by
Mary Chappell: Nov. 2-29.
Sordoni Art Gallery (150 S.
River St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.408.4325)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun.,
noon-4:30 p.m.
"Advancing Tradition: Twenty
Years of Printmaking at Flatbed
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Comedian Brian Regan last
performed in Wilkes-Barre in
2009, but thats not why he re-
members the area.
While he grew up in Miami,
his father was a railroad worker
from Scranton and his mother
resided in Binghamton, N.Y.
They went down to Miami,
Fla. for their honeymoon and
said, Why would we go back up
to Scranton? Regan cracked in
a recent phone interview.
We would go up there for
vacation. I used to joke with my
mom and dad, saying We live in
Miami, Fla. and were going to
Scranton for our vacation? We
were relentless. We would go up
there to see our relatives and stuff
like that, so I spent a lot of time
in that area. Its interesting to be
able to perform there.
Returning to the northeast on
Nov. 10 for a show at the F.M.
Kirby Center (71 Public Square,
Wilkes-Barre), he now calls Las
Vegas, Nev. home, one that is
much less crowded than his
upbringing with seven brothers
and sisters.
Oddly enough, of the eight
kids, there are four occupations
there are two comedians, two
firefighters, two schoolteachers,
and two salesmen, so I tell peo-
ple we grew up on an ark. Its
very weird, he joked.
He credits them with shaping
his sense of humor, which may
have saved him from life as an
accountant.
I was all geared up for one
exciting life of accounting and I
burned out on that after about
three weeks of accounting classes
(in college). I switched majors to
communication and theater arts.
One of my first classes in that
new major was a speech class
and I used to try to make my
speeches funny just so I wouldnt
bore myself to tears. I remember
that feeling I got after I got the
class laughing, that feeling of
walking back to my dorm. I
remember saying to myself, I
didnt feel like this when I walk-
ed back from accounting class,
so thats what gave me the bug,
Regan recalled.
The now 55-year-old has trust-
ed his gut ever since, formulating
material based on his everyday
life.
I kind of tightrope between
real stuff and silly stuff. I like to
keep going back and forth with it
because I dont want the audi-
ence to start figuring me out. I
like to do bits and I want the
audience to be saying to them-
selves, Is this true? Or this just
like a true story that hes telling
thats funny, or is this going to
get a little quirky at the end? he
explained.
Every once in a while, I throw
a curveball and have people go,
Well thats clearly absurd. I
dont believe that happened, and
then the next joke, theyre ex-
pecting absurdity and you give
them more reality. So its fun to
go back and forth.
Not every incident is funny at
the time, however.
I have a whole routine about
going to the emergency room,
which is a true story. Clearly I
wasnt laughing like a maniac
while it was happening, but a
couple weeks later you look back
and go, Hey, there was some
funny stuff there, he noted.
Featured in two Comedy Cen-
tral specials, Regans clean jokes
have helped him gain a nation-
wide audience, but its not some-
thing he consciously writes for a
specific crowd.
I like just talking about every-
day things, and so my mind,
comedically, doesnt really grav-
itate (towards profanity). Yeah,
theres a nice by-product in the
fact that a lot of audiences also
like it, but I dont put the cart
before the horse. To me, I just do
it because I like it, and if there
are people out there that also like
it, then great, I guess I get to
have a career out of it, he said.
The topics are purposely
bland. I like to try to pull comedy
out of everyday things. I talk
about food and I talk about going
to the doctor and I just talk about
things that everybody does on a
daily basis. If you just read the
topics, you might go, Well this
seems a little milquetoasty, but
Im trying to find peculiarity
within those.
Over the years, he has made
friends with comics like Jerry
Seinfeld, but he has largely favor-
ed a career in stand-up over tele-
vision and movies, self-releasing
his latest special, All By My-
self, through his website, brian-
regan.com.
If something came my way
that had to do with my comedy
and how I think as a comedian,
Id be open to it, but Ive been
resistant over the years to get
involved with somebody elses
creative vision just for the sake
of becoming a sitcom star. That
doesnt really interest me. I like
the comedy, Regan insisted.
If my comedy can be famous,
then Ill be happy to go along for
the ride, but I dont want to be-
come famous in lieu of my com-
edy. I dont want to leave that
behind.
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Brian Regan returns
with relatable humor
By Rich Howells
Weekender Editor
Brian Regan, Nov. 10, doors at
7 p.m., show at 8 p.m., F.M.
Kirby Center (71 Public Square,
Wilkes-Barre). $39.50.
Brian Regans humor found in the otherwise mundane
has provided him with a widespread audience. He comes
to the F.M. Kirby Center to share more on Saturday. W
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Nov. 9, 6-9 p.m., Irem Clubhouse
(64 Ridgway Dr., Dallas). Info:
570.675.1134, ext. 100.
"In dulci jubilo: In Sweet
Rejoicing": Choral Arts of Lu-
zerne County, Dec. 8, 7:30 p.m.,
First Presbyterian Church (97 S.
Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre) and Dec.
9, 3 p.m., Christ Lutheran Church
(467 Main St., Conyngham). $15,
adults; $10, students and senior
citizens.
Leadership on Tap, Sus-
quehanna Brewing Co. (635 S.
Main St., Pittston), Nov. 9, 5-8
p.m. $15 in advance, $20 at door.
Proceeds benefit Leadership
Wilkes-Barre Scholarship and De-
velopment Fund. Info: 570.823.2101,
ext. 135.
The Mall at Steamtown
(300 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton,
570.343.3400)
Live music and/or magic and
childrens entertainment: Every
Tues., Thurs., noon-2 p.m.; every
Sun. 12:30-2:30 p.m.
Open Mic with Sarah Yzkanin
or Janice Gambo Chesna: Every
Wed., 6-8 p.m.
Monroe County Garden
Club
Monthly meeting Nov. 8, 11:30
a.m. Hughes Public Library (1002
N. Ninth Street, Stroudsburg). $5.
Info: 570.420.0283.
Monroe County Unity Sem-
inar Nov. 17, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., East
Stroudsburg University Innovation
Center (314 Independence Road,
Route 447 and E. Brown St., East
Stroudsburg) Info: 570.445.4292.
National Adoption Month
event: Nov. 20, 6-8 p.m., Wyom-
ing Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre. Info:
families4kids.org.
Northern Tier Symphony
Orchestra (570.289.1090, north-
erntiersymphony@yahoo.com, north-
erntiersymphony.org)
Concert: Nov. 17, 8 p.m., Tunk-
hannock Middle School. Advance:
$8/adult, $4/student. Door: $9/
adult, $5/student
The Osterhout Free Library
(71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre,
www.osterhout.info, 570.821.1959)
Learn How to Knit of Crochet:
Nov. 7, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.
Socrates Cafe Discussion Group:
Nov. 8, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.
Apply to College seminar: Nov.
8, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.
Knit and Crochet Group: Sat.,
Nov. 10 and 24, 10:30 a.m.-noon.
Free.
Rebekah Armusik author dis-
cussion: Nov. 10, 1 p.m. Free.
Franklin Street Sleuths mystery
book discussion: Nov. 15, 6:30 p.m.
Free.
Poetry series: Third Thurs., Nov.
20, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.
Pittston Memorial Library
(47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pit-
memlib@comcast.net)
Crochet club, Tues., 10 a.m.,
Thurs., 6 p.m.
Kids craft club: Third Sat., Nov.
17, 10 a.m. For grades 2-5.
Kids Science Club, first Sat. of
each month, open to students in
grades 2-5.
Page Turners kids book club,
first Thurs. of each month, 4 p.m.,
grades 3-5.
Teen Advisory Group, Nov. 8, 6
p.m., open to middle and senior
high school students.
Lego club, Nov. 11, 3:45 p.m.
Christmas card collection for
troops: Cards due by Nov. 12, card
making party Nov. 12 at 6 p.m.
Submitted cards should not be
sealed or stamped.
Holiday Gift Fair, Dec. 8, 10
a.m.-3 p.m. $10.00.
The Regal Room (216 Lacka-
wanna Ave., Olyphant, 570.489.1901)
Deluxe Semi-private Christmas
Party: Dec. 8, 7 p.m.-midnight.
$35-52, due Nov. 30. Full course
dinner, open bar, music by Jeffrey
James Band, 21+.
Tattoos For Life: Nov. 10,
noon-8 p.m., Stormi Steel Tattoos
and Body Piercing (364 East St.,
Bloomsburg). Proceeds benefit
American Foundation for Suicide
Prevention. Tattoo designs themed
around Love Life available for
$20 per tattoo, 50 percent of
each tattoo benefits foundation.
Four artists available Nov. 10.
First-come, first-served; appoint-
ments scheduled if necessary.
Info: facebook.com/stormisteeltat-
toosforlife, 570.387.8085.
Trauma expo: Nov. 19, 9 a.m.-3
p.m., Geisinger-Community Medical
Center, Professional Building Audi-
torium (316 Colfax Ave., Scranton).
Waverly Community House
(1115 N. Abington Rd., Wa-
verly, waverlycomm.org)
29th annual Artisans Market-
place: Nov. 17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Nov.
18, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $6. Info: 570.586-
8191, ext. 5.
Wreathmaking with Abby Peck:
Dec. 7, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $2. Info:
570.586.8191, ext. 5,
Breakfast with Santa: Dec. 8,
10:30 a.m. $8. Info: 570.586.8191,
ext. 5
Wilkes-Barre City Events
Farmers Market: Thurs.,
through Nov. 15, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.,
Public Square. Thurs. Info: wilkes-
barre.pa.us/farmersm.php
Wyoming Farmers Market
(Butlers Park, corner of 8th and
Butler Streets)
Every Saturday 9 a.m.-2 p.m.
Fresh produce, crafts, and food
vendors. Vendor opportunities
available at 570.693.0291, option 1.
Your Dogs Place, LLC
(570.729.8977, yourdogsplace@ya-
hoo.com)
K9 Nose Work: Intro to Nose
Work, Sat., 11:30 a.m.; Wed., 10 a.m.
Intro to Odor, Mon., 8:15 p.m. Intro
to Vehicles and Exteriors, Mon., 7
p.m. Continuing Nose Work, Mon.,
5 p.m.
Kinderpuppy: Wed., 6 p.m., Sat.,
10 a.m. Puppy parenting 101.
Canine Life & Social Skills:
Thurs., 5:30, 6:30, 7:30 p.m.
Reliable Recalls: Fri., 6-7:30 p.m.
LOCAL HISTORY
Eckley Miners Village (locat-
ed nine miles east of Hazleton,
just off Route 940; 570.636.2070;
www.eckleyminers.org)
Electric City Trolley Mu-
seum and Coal Mine Tour
(Cliff Street, Scranton
570.963.6590) Museum open 9
a.m.-5 p.m. Excursions: Wed.-Sun.
10:30 a.m., noon, 1:30 p.m., 3 p.m.
Rides: $10 adults, $9 seniors, $7.75
ages 3-12. Mine open daily 10
a.m.-4 p.m. Tours hourly, $8
adults, $7.50 seniors, $5.50 ages
3-12.
Everhart Museum (1901 Mul-
berry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186,
www.everhart-museum.org)
European River Cruise: April
8-15, 2013. From $2,549/member,
double occupancy, plus air. Info:
570.504.7575, EverhartRiverCruise-
.com
The Houdini Museum (1433
N. Main Ave., Scranton)
Every weekend by reservation.
Open 1 p.m., closes 4 p.m. Also
available weekdays for school
groups, bus, hotel groups. $17.95/
adults, $14.95/11 and under.
Ghost Tours: Scheduled daily, 7
p.m., reservations required. Secret
time/meeting place divulged upon
reservation, call 570.383.1821.$20/
adults, $15/11 and under. Rain or
shine, year-round. Daytime walks
also available on limited basis.
Private tours can be arranged for
groups. Info: scrantonghosttour-
s.com, magicus@comcast.net.
Lackawanna Historical So-
ciety (The Catlin House, 232
Monroe Avenue, Scranton,
570.344.3841)
Downtown Walking Tours (free
and open to the public):
Custom Tours: 7-8 blocks,
about 2 hours. Routes selected
based on interests of participants
Most days, noon-6 p.m. $5/person,
min. 4 people, max. 30. Call
955.0244.
Step-on bus tours, Costume
Tours: Call for info.
Luzerne County Historical
Society (49 S. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.6244,
lchs@epix.net)
Denison House Afternoons of
Colonial Hospitality: Dec. 8-9, 1-5
p.m., Nathan Denison House (35
Denison St., Kingston). $4, adults;
$2, children; free, under 5.
Pennsylvanias Anthracite
Heritage Museum (McDade
Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804,
www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year
round, Mon.-Sat. from 9 a.m.-5
p.m. and Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Scranton Iron Furnaces (159
Cedar Ave., Scranton, www.anthra-
citemuseum.org)
For guided tours, call Anthracite
Heritage Museum at 570.963.4804
for schedule/fees.
St. Anns National Basilica
Shrine and Monastery
(Scranton: 570.347.5691) Group
tours available by appointment.
Open 9 a.m.-8 p.m. daily.
Steamtown National His-
toric Site (I-81 to Exit 53,
Scranton: 570.340.5200 or
888.693.9391, www.nps.gov/stea)
Ongoing: Interpretive programs,
visitor center, theater, a history
museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. $7
adults, $6 senior citizens, $2
children ages 6-12.
The Scranton Limited train
ride: Wed.-Sun. 30 minute rides
depart from Roundhouse boarding
area Wed., 10:30 & 11:30 a.m., 1:30
& 2:15 p.m. A historic steam loco-
motive operates Thurs.-Sun. 10:30
& 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 2:15 p.m. $3
per person, all ages 6+. Visit
www.nps.gov/stea for train sched-
ule or call 570.340.5200.
Tripp House (1011 N. Main Ave.,
Scranton: 570.961.3317). The oldest
structure in Lackawanna County.
Tours are conducted by appoint-
ment.
LEARNING
Art Classes at the Ge-
orgiana Cray Bart Studio
(123 Brader Dr., Wilkes-Barre,
570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com,
gcraybart-artworks.com)
Painting, drawing, creative
arts/pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic,
pastel, colored pencil, mixed
media:
Adults (Ages 13+): Mon.-Tues.,
noon-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 6-9 p.m.
Student may choose length of
time from 1-3 hrs. for evening
class
Children (Ages 8-12): Weekdays,
4:30-5:30 p.m.
ArtWorks Gallery & Studio
(503 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton.
570.207.1815, artworksnepa.com):
Lets Build a Snowman!: Nov.
10, 1:30-3 p.m., for ages 7-12. $25,
all supplies included.
Jewelry Making Goes Green -
Recycled Earrings Workshop: Nov.
17, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $35, supplies
included.
Ballroom Dancing taught by
certified members of Dance Edu-
cators of America. Available for
private groups, clubs, organiza-
tions, senior centers, more. Call
570.785.9459.
Bridge. Beginning or Intermedi-
ate Lessons, playing time for
regular games and tournaments.
Jewish Community Center (River
Street, Wilkes-Barre). Call Rick
Evans at 570.824.4646 or Rev. Ken
McCrea at 570.823.5957.
Downtown Arts at Arts
YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787,
www.artsyouniverse.com)
Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit:
Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jew-
elry, paper mache, more. $15,
includes supplies. For info or to
register, call 817.0176.
Drawing and Painting Les-
sons: Realist painter teaches
techniques of old masters. Private
lessons Fri.-Sun. To schedule, call
570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@ya-
hoo.com or visit www.artistvs.com.
Everhart Museum (1901 Mul-
berry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186,
www.everhart-museum.org)
Everybodys Art New Series
of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop
members, $30 non-members. Pre-
registration required.
Rosen Method easy movement
program, Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk art
gallery, $5/class, free to members.
Must pre-register.
Early Explorers: Mon., 1-1:45 p.m.
Free, suitable for ages 3-5. Pre-
registration required, groups wel-
come. For info, to register, call or
e-mail education@everhart-mu-
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A longtime audience member
will become one of the featured
readers at New Visions Studio
and Gallerys (201 Vine St.,
Scranton) Writers Showcase this
week.
Barbara Taylor, a Scranton
resident and English teacher in
the Pocono Mountain School
District for the last 26 years, will
share pieces of her novel during
the event on Nov. 10 at 7 p.m.
Taylor will be joined by Scran-
ton resident and playwright Kait
Burrier; Misericordia University
instructor Erin Delaney; El-
izabethtown College writing
fellow Richard Fellinger; Yardley
resident and 2006 Bucks County
poet laureate Marie Kane; and
Vestal, N.Y. resident and English
teacher Grace Persico, according
to a release.
I have been going to the read-
ings at New Visions since the
series started, Taylor explained.
The event is one of several she
regularly attends that were started
by fellow Wilkes creative writing
alumni, including the Prose in
Pubs series founded by Amye
Archer.
Taylor said shes excited to
share new pieces of her first
novel. Providence Square has
been in the works for two years,
she explained. It is set in Scran-
ton in the early 1900s during the
time of Vaudeville, evangelism,
and coal mining. It follows the
tale of a young girl blamed for
the tragic death of her sister and
is inspired in part by a true in-
cident, she said.
My grandmothers sister was
burned tragically on the Fourth
of July, she explained. No one
blamed the sister, but its a story
that always stuck with me. It was
actually the day of her baptism.
She survived for three days, and
she sang hymns. When she died,
people all over the city came to
see the little girl who sang
hymns.
Mentor Kaylie Jones has
helped Taylor through the revi-
sion process a great deal. The
Wilkes University faculty mem-
ber is a novelist and screenwriter
in her own respect and the
daughter of James Jones, author
of From Here to Eternity.
The writing process often
brings surprises to the aspiring
novelist.
I really enjoy finding out
whats going to happen. I dont
outline, so Im not exactly sure
where the story is going. When I
go upstairs to sit down and write,
Im finding out for the first time.
I let the characters tell the story,
she said.
Im surprised by the stories
that come to me at the time I
need them, and characters come
out of nowhere. They pop up and
take it in a whole different direc-
tion.
Taylor said she was drawn to
fiction after being introduced to
all of the creative writing genres,
adding, The story (in Providen-
ce Square) was too big to tell in
any other way.
Novels are what I know and
what I read, she said. It was the
place where I felt most comfort-
able.
Participating in readings like
the one set for Saturday changes
writing from a very solitary
practice to one that a community
can share. Its also something she
does with her sophomore stu-
dents at Pocono Mountain.
I love to read and write, and I
just try to bring that enthusiasm
into the classroom. When I get
the nerve up, I share my own
writing with the kids, and they
share with me. I try to build a
safe space to create that way, she
said.
Taylor, who earned her mas-
ters degree in creative writing in
2008, is currently working with
an agent to pitch Providence
Square to publishers, and she
has started assembling the frame-
work for a second novel.
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Novelist Taylor joins
New Visions series
By Christopher J. Hughes
Weekender Staff Writer
New Visions Writers Showcase
feat. Kait Burrier, Erin Dela-
ney, Richard Fellinger, Marie
Kane, Grace Persico, and Barb
Taylor: Nov. 10, 7 p.m., New
Visions Studio and Gallery (201
Vine St., Scranton). Free.
Aspiring novelist and Pocono Mountain School District
English teacher Barbara Taylor joins the New Visions
Writers Showcase after attending the Scranton event
for several months.
I really enjoy finding out whats going to happen. I
dont outline, so Im not exactly sure where the sto-
ry is going. When I go upstairs to sit down and
write, Im finding out for the first time. I let the
characters tell the story.
Barbara Taylor
On developing the story behind Providence Square
Happy Hour
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1574 Highway 315, Plains, Pa 18702
Rich How Did
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Strong opening,
nice nish.
Johnny Beer
Drinker
High ABV with a
clean, grape-like nish.
Disaronno
Dittmar
Good to the last
drop.
Kieran Lite?
Almost has a wine
taste.
Sampling booze all over NEPA
The Weekender staff brings you our expert opinions (and by
expert we mean not at all) on alcoholic beverages from area
restaurants and bars every other week in the Weekender.
We know, our job is really, really hard.
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Fitness
Im sure this scenario
sounds familiar...
You decided to get in
shape for that holiday party
- or beach vacation - or
wedding - or class reunion.
You joined a gym, told your
friends about your new plan,
toured the grocery store for
healthy items, and even
bought new workout gear to
get things rolling.
Week one you worked out
five days, week two, three
days, week three you were
down to one day because
your dog was sick. And
week four well, zero workout
days and zero motivation.
After one month of solid
effort you are back to
where you started; frustrated,
out of shape, feeling lazy
and having no desire to con-
quer that goal you set 30
days ago.
So what went wrong?
Its difficult to say specifi-
cally what went wrong but I
can take a good guess. Peo-
ple tend to get all jazzed up
about something typically
surrounding an event. Some-
thing triggers that motivation
and more often than not this
new found motivation is
short lived.
While I think its extreme-
ly important to join that
gym, tour the isles of the
grocery store and even buy
new workout clothes, I dont
feel that these things should
be done immediately. You
should first identify reasons
you attempted and possibly
failed in the past, and sec-
ond, realize and understand
what your true motives are.
You cannot fix something if
you arent sure where to
start. Many people skip
these initial steps and never
make it longer than one
month.
The holiday season is
quickly approaching. The
stores are stocking their
shelves with holiday mer-
chandise, commercials on
television have holiday un-
dertones and visions of coo-
kies, desserts, and high fat,
carb laden foods dance in
your head.
Dont wait until January 1
to begin your journey be
accountable for your actions
now. This holiday season
stand out from the crowd.
Dont gain weight, lose it.
Then come New Year resolu-
tion time, instead of focus-
ing on the mundane, clich
goals of losing weight, you
can focus on something
deeper such as the following
(as suggested by the Jew-
ishJournal.com):
Re-evaluation your
friendships/relationships and
accept only what you de-
serve.
Motivate yourself. Daily.
Practice being a skeptic.
Not a cynic.
Nurture your negative
feelings, then move on.
Reach out to someone
who can use you as a role
model.
New resolutions will help
you re-energize yourself and
add an instant upgrade to
your life and help you create
a new, improved you. Dont
wait...start your journey now.
For more information, I
can be reached at thli-
via@hotmail.com
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- Tim Hlivia is the owner
of Leverage Fitness Studio
in Forty Fort.
Put fitness first
this holiday season
Dont wait until January 1 to begin your journey be
accountable for your actions now. This holiday sea-
son stand out from the crowd. Dont gain weight,
lose it.
CLASSES
Academy of Northern Martial
Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston) Tradition-
al Kung Fu & San Shou. For Health and
Defense. Adult & Childrens Classes,
Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First class free. Walk-ins
welcome, call 371.9919, 817.2161 for info.
Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai Chi
Center, Wilkes-Barre: 570.829.2707)
Ongoing classes. Tues./Thurs., 6:30
p.m. Study of Chinese Martial Art open
hand, weapons sets. Mon., Wed., 6:30 p.m.
Covers Chinese style theories, concepts,
applications. Sport fighting concepts
explained, practiced.
Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N.
Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500)
Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido
Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed.,
7-9 p.m. $10.
Traditional Weapons Class, Thurs.,
7-9 p.m. $10.
Back Mountain Martial Arts
Center & Mountaintop Karate
Center
For info, call either location, Back
Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535) or
Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain Blvd.,
466.6474): Visit Website at www.fu-
doshinkai1.com.
Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Back Mountain):
Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 p.m., Sat., 8:30
a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountaintop Karate Center
Mon., Weds., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.
Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Mountaintop):
Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.
Beauty Lies Within School of
Pole Dance (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.793.5757, sl.beautylieswith-
in@gmail.com). Hours by appointment,
free sample appointment. Call or e-mail
for details.
Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek
Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152,
www.dancecontours.com)
Adult classes: ballet, tap, lyrical,
CardioSalsa, ballroom dance.
Children/teen classes: ballet, tap,
CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a form of
dance blending basic Jazz Technique
with styles of street dance, hip hop.
Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6
p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free.
Adult ballet: Sat. morn.
Dankos Core Wrestling
Strength Training Camp (Danko-
sAllAmericanFitness.com)
Four sessions/week, features two
clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/
week. Increase power, speed, agility.
Group discounts, coaches, teams, clubs,
free stuff. Visit website or call Larry
Danko at 570.825.5989 for info.
Downtown Arts at Arts YOU-
niverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouni-
verse.com)
Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance:
Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate
7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call 343.2033
for info.
Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., begin-
ners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. $10.
Call 836.7399 for info.
Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30 p.m.
Pre-registration required. Call 553.2117 for
info.
African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m.
Traditional African moves with jazz and
hip-hop. $10, registration required, call
212.9644 or visit hipbodysoul.com for
info.
Downtown Dojo Karate Acad-
emy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre,
570.262.1778)
Offering classes in traditional karate,
weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs.,
5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon.
Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8
p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for
info.
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber-
wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580)
MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.
First visit free. Wrestling fundamentals,
basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No Gi. Call for
info.
Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class:
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.
Non-combative class.
Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for
info.
Fazios Hapkido Do Jang (61
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191)
Accepting new students. Children (age
7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Teen/adult
Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs.,
6:30-8 p.m. Private lesson also available.
Learn Hapkido. Self defense applica-
tions. $50 monthly, no contract.
GregWorks Professional Fit-
ness Training (107 B Haines Court,
Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregsboot-
camp@hotmail.com, www.vipfitness-
camp.com)
Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri.,
6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m.
Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8
p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group
training, couples personal training
available.
Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week sessions,
Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m.
New Years Resolution Flab to Fab
Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., Sat., 1
p.m. Guaranteed results.
Private/Semi-Private sessions
available, e-mail for info.