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TABLE OF CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION 2012: The Oh Shit! Year Propheganda for a better Future 2012 and the Mayan new Millennium Missed We are making 2012 significant by Ourselves CHAPTER 1 Dominion versus Democracy Finding Revolutions Roots before the Whirlwind Moody History now dwells with the Piscean Fishes Saturns Anchor in the mass-emotional Flood CHAPTER 2 China in the Year of the Water Dragon Blowing Economic Bubbles Enter the Dragon The best laid Schemes of Five-Year Plans Please do that GNP Voodoo that you do so well CHAPTER 3 Hot Crises in a Cold Depression The Decline and Fall of the Euro-man Empire? Al-Qaedas 9-11 Eleventh Anniversary Eleventh Hour Follow the Fueling of Future Military Fronts Neo-Con War Drums beat for War with Iran Between Iraq and a Hard Place Back Home CHAPTER 4 The American Spring Spring comes in the Winter of American Discontent Obama being John Malkovich The Oracles Systemic Cancer Cures Understanding the Leaderless Revolution
CHAPTER 5 Natures War on Humanity: The First Two Years (2010-2011) Global Warming in the Dead of Danish Winter Enemy of Earth, Seven Billion Times magnified Hostile Habit rather than Hitler CHAPTER 6 Natures War on Humanity: Year Three (2012) Upheaval and Flood Cure over Prevention the Sign of a Childish Civilization After Me Generation denial the Deluge When Water overcasts Quakes Vanish the Ice to fire Volcanoes CHAPTER 7 Primates in Primaries for President A Prime-merry Mess of Astrologically Mutable Stars Oh Ross Perot the GOP! The Man who Can beat Obama The Electoral Mandate of Mayhem CHAPTER 8 Prophecies For US Election Night Mercurys Retrograde Ballot Box Who will win and Why CHAPTER 9 12-21-2012 Gods Fickle Finger of Fate Eating Nostradamus Hat How to Score when youre partying like its Twenty-Twelve The Future in the final Mayan Orb EPILOGUE The Future belongs to Spiritual Survivalists
When prophecy is uttered and millions hear and see its potentials publicized in mass media around the world, the prophecy is changed. A critical mass of human attention can alter the outcome. Take for instance the existential threat of the millennium bug, otherwise known by the acronym Y2K for the year 2000. The computerized infrastructure of the world ran supersystems of power grids, banking records anything that electronically talks to other machines and databases timing their actions switching over, year after year, on the overlooked assumption that an ascending two-digit representation of the year wouldnt time out on New Years Day 2000. The final years of the 1990s, adding up 97, 98, 99 would switch to 00. In computer mathematical language of the day, that was a mixed message. Contradictory directions a computer virus makes. 00 could signal out a big digital uh-oh! Oh Oh! 00!!! that theoretically could have prompted every computer to automatically switch off get stuck in datedata twitching tilt mode and/or completely wink out around the world, turning off the lights, coolant systems on nuclear reactors, the water pumps of cities and sewers. Down go the digital cash registers, the early warning military radar the computerized digital clerk in a hard drive that mindlessly programs a machine to cut you a paycheck, and so on. In effect, 99 flipping to 00 could pull the plug on global civilization with huge and perhaps apocalyptic consequences. In the mid-1990s, some of us in the future forecast business, began appearing
Its his fault! A cartoon by Abel Pann (1915). All the troubles of Europe are blamed on the Jew, the universal scapegoat.
Propaganda in the hands of an Adolf Hitler can declare a self-fulfilling prophecy based on a Beer Hall blubbering conspiracy blaming Jewish bankers for starting the last world war, as if there werent a whole lot of Goy Royals and Gentile presidents and prime ministers concocting genteel alliances setting up the trip wires to the inferno. Facts didnt matter but fear-based fantasies primed by centuries of mass
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2012 will mark the collective intensification of a phenomenon unique to a greater time clock of which the Maya were unaware, the Great or Cosmic Year created by ancient astrologers of Mesopotamia in the earliest days of known civilization. The Sumerians were the first to establish an astronomical calendar based on 12 tropical zodiac constellations becoming the 12 months it takes the Sun to advance from spring to spring Equinox. In that 12-month cycle, the position of the Vernal Equinox as it relates to how we see it from Earth, ever so slowly precedes backwards from its last position the year before. Thus a Cosmic Year measures how long it takes the point we celebrate as the first day of spring to pass through all the 12 constellationsigns of the zodiac: 25,920 normal years. The Sumerians divided this calendar into 12 Cosmic months, each lasting roughly 2,160 years. The weeks are 500-year cycles in history. A Cosmic Day is measured by the one-degree movement of the Suns vernal equinox position that rounded off takes around 72 normal years to complete. Because the equinox defines the equidistant times of day and night, we divide into two equal portions a full Cosmic Day cycle into a Day, and Night era, each lasting 36 years. Day is symbolic of the Sun (Masculine-God) cosmic forces. Night is symbolic of the Moon (Feminine-Goddess) forces. These concepts of Day and Night, rational and subjective history cycles arent sexist but archetypical of the play of masculine and feminine mysteries ever trying like Great Nature to return life to a state of balance out of disharmony, a state of order out of chaos, as expressed in ages of the Earth. History entered the 36-year feminine phase of Cosmic Night in 2008. This
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The current struggle for world domination is no longer contained or achieved by military might. A globalization of the world prevents it. If you have a dispute with another country these days, bombing its factories will bankrupt your economy due to your country having outsourced manufacture to the enemys cheaper labor pool. Moreover, if youre a citizen of a country of sweatshop producing products, you dont want to bomb your customers. War for now, may have ended as weve known it, but the clash of civilizations goes on. The new competition for world domination took a while to coalesce in the vacuum left by the end of the Cold War, but by 2012, the struggle and whats at stake will be made absolutely clear. The next great decades-long political-economic fight for hearts and minds and bank accounts favors a standoff between two ideological concepts governing over Capitalism: Democracy (exemplified by the declining superpower of the United States) versus Totalitarianism (exemplified by the rising economic superpower, China). Now in Beijing, the Chinese Capitalist-Communist regime looks at the American and European democracies, shaking their communal head at Western selfishness and political polarization. The West muddles on with a tragicomical inability to
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If the worlds leaders and peoples are going to find a solution to global recession woes, we have to redefine what the recession actually is. It isnt a Great Depression like we had in the 1930s, even though aspects of the current economy seem to echo those times, such as a collapse of the housing and construction industry in the US with what is developing into a lost decade for the chronically unemployed. Bushvilles and Obamavilles are the new Hoovervilles of the 1930s, this time on wheels in the 2010s. There arent Okies packing belongings and families sky high in rickety Model T trucks heading for itinerant farm work in California. The Grapes of Wrath images of today are parents running out of unemployment checks and consuming the last dollar of their life savings, losing their homes, loading their families into their SUVs parked at campgrounds or overnight on your local street. They dont pick strawberries in Central Valley California, not yet at least. Today that job is reserved for legal and illegal Mexican aliens. For this to be truly a Great Depression it must affect far more segments of society. The Depression of the 1930s hit everyone hard, including the wealthy. Todays wealthiest one-percent, about three million out of 300 million Americans, are doing very well, owning and hoarding nearly half nations wealth. Upscale retail markets are breaking records in sales. Your family might be camping on a side street next to a YMCA in West LA, but walk a few blocks, turn a corner onto Rodeo Drive and you wont see any Depression there. Hundreds of Chinese factories in 2011 went out of business because of the global economic downturn. There have been food and
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To have and have not a revolution? That is the question before America. To have one percent of a population from 1979 to 2007 increase its profit share of a nations earned treasure by 275 percent. To have not the poorest one-fifth of a country increase its prosperity in the same period beyond 18 percent. To have three-fifths of middle class homes between the top and bottom 20 percent incomes have not a rise in increased wealth beyond 40 percent. To have the next generation have not a college future because by 2011, tuition fees skyrocket taking the dream of a college degree beyond their financial reach when tuition fee debt has cleared $1 trillion more than the national credit card debt. To have every college student in higher learning burdened now with a university degree of debt on average of $24,000. To have not factored in your unemployment figures the many millions who are no longer looking for work, because there is no work, no leadership to create work, no hope for them. Have you not thought where next the 15 million unemployed workers, the college hopefuls who cant pay tuition, the foreclosed families living in hotels and cars, the policemen of 2011 pepper spraying the Occupy Wall Street protesters, downsized and let go in 2012 will be going? The streets are waiting for them. The streets in front of your banks, your mansions, and your symbols of the one-percent the three million Americans of the upscale class, who got a tax break, who got a banking scandal break. The streets will be filled with them before the firms who broke up companies, sold them and their jobs overseas, who became fantastically wealthy as a reward for corrupting and deregulating the financial system over the last 30 years until it was systemically suffering instability.
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*** Understanding the Leaderless Revolution In the next five years the cosmic frictions underpinning life on this planet can be put to good use by masses of people, wired to Internet social communities. They can connect as one voice for these ideas stated above. They are no less ground sweeping than those concepts in the last Pluto-Capricorn cycle, such as the pursuit of happiness, or, freedom of speech inspiring and exciting the world in the 1770s. Today the status quo waits for committees and delegations from the masses in the Occupy movement to come forth so they can have someone to talk to and make deals with. These leaders arent thinking different so they cant yet perceive that a clear message from a leaderless mass is growing and indeed is a new phenomenon unique to a new age. The people are speaking as one essential voice. They are saying, reform the system, make it fair. Youve got the message sending loud and clear since a man immolated himself in a street in Tunisia. You got the message when a camp of thousands grew in Tahrir Square. You got the message when greasing your tanks with Syrian civilians doesnt keep them from coming, wave after wave, back in the streets to face your live ammunition for the sake of their freedom. You got the message chanted by the chorus in Zuccotti Park outside of Wall Street when you used laws to take their blow horns away. You got the message, you Mickey Mouse sorcerer apprentices of political power. Are you yet lost in your own version of Disneys Fantasia cartoon? Once you use violence on the magical broom fetching the waters of freedom,
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Ive been publishing these yearly almanacs since 2005. Theres always a section about the oncoming changes in global weather. At the end of 2009 when I was composing Predictions for 2010, I received a very powerful vision concerning a new kind of world war. Not war declared by one set of humans against another, but initiated by an existential enemy of humanity its wasteful habits mindlessly inflicting pain on Mother Nature and the Earth itself. At the end of 2009, the oracle looked two years into the future and described in breathtakingly accurate detail the shift of global weather and the spike in natural disasters that have made 2010 and 2011 benchmark years in the annals of climate change. It framed a vision as if we are undergoing an attack by Mother Nature herself. I know describing the Earths ecosystem as Mother Nature is only metaphorical, but in this Cosmic Night driven by the feminine zeitgeist, even a purely poetic license can ascend an idea higher to capture human imagination far more effectively than graphs and numbers indicating an objective truth: Climate change is real and civilization is under threat. Global Warming in the Dead of Danish Winter It was a day over two Novembers ago in 2009 when the oracle began giving me the following visions and several weeks before world leaders were scheduled in
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far worse than in 2010, even if one factors in the Pakistani and Russian crop losses from monsoon flood and summer flames. The oracle on Halloween 2009 forecast 2010 would go down as the hottest year on record and the harbinger of a new and sustained spike in global temperatures: I foresee 2010 as the year things get hot and stay hot in the climate, almost as if this is a temperature tsunami rolling across the earth from northern to southern hemispheres of season change. If one drew a line on a chart of average temperature spikes it would look like a cross section of a fault line of a tectonic plate in the sea west of Bandar Aceh, Indonesia, after a 9.3 quake hitched one of the tectonic plates up by 30 to 80 feet. The upward thrust of tectonic plates sent a tsunami across the Indian Ocean on Boxing Day, 26 December 2004, killing between an estimated 250,000 to 350,000 people, though unofficial estimates presume more than a million expired. The sudden thrust of world median temperatures could be just as deadly. Associated Press reported that "Earthquakes, heat waves, floods, volcanoes, super typhoons, blizzards, landslides and droughts killed at least a quarter million people in 2010 the deadliest year in more than a generation. It will be reported in 2011 that a fault line in climate sustainability was breached in 2010 and thrust the global average of temperatures across the planet suddenly upward. A climate changing tidal wave of natural disasters the most serious of which will visit South and East Asia and Southern California. By July 2010, NOAA (The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) confirmed a global temperature increase of 1.22 degrees Fahrenheit above the 20th-century average. By December, NOAA announced that 2010 would go down as the hottest year on record since the 1880s; the farthest back modern global records go. The globally warming weather spike of 2010 into 2011 affected Pakistan in 2010 and again in 2011, along with eastern parts of India and Southeast Asia. Its a fact. Hotter climates tend to stimulate seismic and volcanic activity. Thus the Japanese 9.0 superquake and tsunami of 2011 (East Asia) would fulfill the oracles vision. Fortunately, at the time of this writing, California has been spared serious natural disasters or quakes as the year 2011 winds down.
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The winter of 2010-2011 had record snows, yet Arizona and New Mexico experienced their largest forest and brushfires on record with the Wallow Fire burning 469,000 acres. Vast fires also raged across Florida and drought stricken Texas and Oklahoma in 2011. Hostile Habit rather than Hitler The oracle on Halloween 2009 ended its vision for 2010s weather spike dissatisfied with the impact it would make on human beings to change. It would take more Pearl Harbor natural disasters to get our attention it would seem: The enemy of Habits rather than Hitlers in this war will be a harder sell for this Obama-the-FDR. We Americans can sometimes politely disparage our high fossil fuel energy excesses but it is a pretense. We are energy waste Isolationists, no less in denial of the high Heil Hitlerian dangers of pollutions tyranny and the subtle warnings of our coming climate crisis than Isolationists of the 1930s were about ignoring the spread of Hitlers fascism. Thus, it will take many more Pearl Harborlike catastrophes of nature and famine to register the alarm, soldier the understanding of sacrifice, and see a new kind of victory never before sought or required of human beings. We are the soldiers of our bad habits against the Earth. We must cry mutiny against our habits and mature into guardian warriors of the Earth. This struggle will last fifty years. Take up the challenge now, while theres still time to win this oncoming world war. Exactly a year ago (November 2010), I began asking the oracle for further readings for year two of Natures world war: 2011. In general, it only elaborated on what had been said before with a few significant, and at the time I thought, impossible additions that all came terribly true.
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This chapter has already described many of the terrible natural disasters in 2011. If anything the oracle was wrong. The number, increased power and widespread devastation so natural disasters hasnt redoubled in 2011. Its more than double what was endured in 2010. The oracle added this: There will be tsunamis in the Pacific and Indian Ocean in 2011. April 2011 saw a significant submarine quake off the Indian Ocean coast of Java, though a tsunami warming was issued, there was no evidence found witnessing even a moderate wave. However, as most of us know and have seen the shocking videos, a great tsunami generated by the Tohoku Japanese earthquake killed 28,000 people and sent waves across the entire Pacific Ocean. The oracle foresaw a shift in the pumped-up monsoon floods of hotter climate drenching Pakistan in 2010 floating farther east over eastern India, Bangladesh and Myanmar in 2011: Pakistans Indus River Valley was inundated in 2010, covering a quarter of the country in floodwaters displacing 25 million people. The deluge of monsoon rains will shift eastwards over the Indian, Bangladeshi and Burmese watersheds in 2011, depositing similar nation-jarring floods over far larger populations than Pakistan. The Indian monsoon of 2011 started weak but into its final stages called the Elephant Rains it drained, figuratively speaking, wooly Mammoths and Mastodons in sustained downpours spanning September through October affecting millions of people across the densely populated Indian States of Orissa, West Bengal and Assam. Large populations in Bangladesh were also displaced in some of the worst monsoon floods seen in 60 years. If predictive astrology is our boatman, 2011 is but a taste of the brown
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waters in the era of coming floods. Weve already seen our times defined presciently by the slower transiting planets like Pluto (mass generational regeneration or degeneration) in Capricorn (politics, government, economy and how the laws and structures are strengthened or undermined). Weve added to this backdrop the transit of revolutionary chaos or progress now that Uranus is transiting Aries, playing powerfully in 2010 with its opposition to Pluto in Capricorn in the summer. In November 2010, the oracle gave a preview of what will manifest first briefly in 2011 then later last for 13 years because of the entry into its home sign of a third, distant and slow moving planet completing, along with Uranus, the astrologically prophetic shape of climate change to come during Capricorn Plutos generational transit: Neptune (the planet named after a Roman sea god) moves into Pisces come April [2011]. It will be a year of great sea storms and flooding La Nia rains for the whole world. Nature is turning up the volume of her screaming gales. Her thundering quakes and waves mount until the alarm bells of an unsustainable abuse of the ecosystem begin their first ringing sound. Neptune dipped into its home sign of the fishes, Pisces, from April through August of 2011 and there was a whole lot of flooding going on in the great Mississippi and Missouri river flood plains. It inspired even rational scientists to wax biblical at the USGS (US Geological Survey) when they wrote and sanctioned the following copy for narrator Debbie Grattan to read in their video clip The Year of the Flood posted towards the end of Neptunes little plunge into oceanic Pisces on 8 August 2011: Devastating floods across much of the US were severe and unrelenting during the spring and summer of 2011. In more than 15 states, rivers overflowed their banks and communities were faced with the possibility of catastrophic losses. The continual, rising flood waters on major rivers all over the country forced leaders to make difficult decisions on how best to safeguard property, reduce losses and lessen the impact of the rising flood waters. At the USGS, we know that science is critical for flood preparations and response. Science for decision-making became very evident during the epic floods of 2011... She closed by saying something to which Id in part agree, that we need, To make smart decisions about flood preparedness and response, and we must start with science.
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Science means, to know. What follows is what you need to know: whats coming next in Natures world climate shifting war in 2012.
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They come with fire, they come with axes. Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers, curse them! Treebeard, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers There are more important deficits than those we fashion out of money that arent being faced. The human race is deeply engrossed in deficit spending away its further existence on the Earth. When the signs of climate disruption mount, the human response continues to drain away the dwindling bank balance of time left to alter human course from the greatest depression of them all a depression and collapse of civilization on a global scale. We can procrastinate and let the progress of semi-conscious human habit back us up against the wall of a last minute, oh shit, eureka moment to fuel a collective adrenaline rush to act in 11th-hour concert, dropping at last trifling disagreement when perception of collective emergency, collective mortality, begs for action. People could look the other way when Hitler and Nazi Germany began making its inexorable rearmament to wage a world war. The signatories of the Versailles
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Treaty, the international watchdogs in the League of Nations enforcing it, couldve arrested German fascist development. The bud of it could have been nipped, keeping a militant Germany from being a threat to world peace once again. Hitler busted a move to reoccupy and remilitarize the Rhineland in March 1936. The watchmen of the League of Nations, the French Army, let Hitlers first territorial expansion happen, when it wouldve taken a quick advance of a dozen French divisions, a mere gathering of tens of thousands of soldiers, rather than tens of millions needed later on, to take Hitler down when his evil was still weak. The British, the French and isolationist America, had other things on their minds. They retreated from their international responsibilities to focus on how to create jobs for their unemployed millions during the Great Depression. Jobs came first. Hitler? Later! Not now. Too busy trying to get people back to work. And anyway, sending divisions of the French army back into Germany to police the Rhineland would just be another drag on their economy in crisis. The French Treasury in 1935 had declared it hadnt enough cash reserves to sustain the value of the French Franc. So the democracies in retreat, in denial, turning away to lick their economic wounds let Hitler grow strong until he became historys Zen stick crashing over their heads when in 1939 he invaded Poland and started the Second World War. At last the democracies heard the alarm and though France fell and Britain nearly succumbed to the Hitlerian onslaught, a Japanese Zen stick hit America below the battleship hulls armored belt with a devastating naval air attack on the US Pacific Fleet in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii on 7 December 1941. Images of the row of blazing battleships awakened the sleeping giant of American collective ire and industry that would, in four years, end the Great Depression, arm the democracies and aid the Soviet Union to successfully wage its Armageddon on the Russian steppes against German invasion. Better late than never, goes the old adage, even if a little prevention years earlier might have greatly alleviated or even erased a potential global human disaster killing 50 to 60 million people and injuring a quarter-billion in six bloody years of the worst war in history. Hitler of Nazi Germany, Mussolini of Fascist Italy and the Empire of Japan were a human threat, not a global threat. Cities can be rebuilt; our exploding numbers can replenish populations with time. Indeed, during the six years of the Second World War the loss of 50 to 60 million people were offset by the human race increasing its global population in the same time period by 250 million. The future existence of humanity on this planet was never under threat. Even if Hitler had won the war, humanity would have gone on. Humans have weathered dark ages in their history
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before. There has always been a renaissance after long years of suppression of thought and freedom brought on by our inability or outright denial of what threatens. Yet we have weathered and survived the forces of darkness without preventing its rise. The dawn always comes. The Ages of Reason follow. Even now, with a return of an old Plutonian cycle of aristocracies trying to suppress emergent middle classes, a full corporate suppression of our freedoms will not, by itself, last forever. It will run its course, like the irrational zeitgeist of Cosmic Night Cycles that shadow history before the light of reason has a slight advantage again during the next Cosmic Day dawning in 2044. Cure over Prevention the Sign of a Childish Civilization The threat we postpone and avoid facing this time isnt human, even though its fed by human excess. The enemy is unfamiliar to us. Its subtle, abstract existential. President Jimmy Carter tried to warn us about it in the late 1970s by delivering what later a cynical press derisively called his Malaise Speech to the American people. In short, Carter foresaw in 1979 the existential crisis coming in a people who lead the world in nearly all trends. His speech spoke to an emerging, existential drift in American greatness, a loss of community awareness, a sense of national responsibility and discipline. Americans were showing the first signs of becoming Ameri-Cants. His speech mainly dwelled on the US energy crisis and the need of Americans to make a generation long commitment to energy independence, discovering alternative sources beyond fossil fuels as well. He had to first address, though, what he believed was a crisis on US confidence, a beginning of a fade of national will and a rise of selfishness that left unencountered, might put energy independence in peril: In a nation that was proud of hard work, strong families, close-knit communities, and our faith in God, too many of us now tend to worship self-indulgence and consumption. Human identity is no longer defined by what one does, but by what one owns. But we've discovered that owning things and consuming things does not satisfy our longing for meaning. We've learned that piling up material goods cannot fill the emptiness of lives, which have no confidence or purpose. The symptoms of this crisis of the American spirit are all around us. For the first time in the history of our country a majority of our people believe that the next five years will be worse than the past five
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Sound familiar? Sounds like it couldve been delivered yesterday. Carter was a prophet in this speech. He warned us of the returning habitual pattern of the human herd mind, to slip slowly into a malaise and ignore the first signs of a coming crisis just when a national and or international commitment was needed to prevent it. Carter went on to set a clear three-point agenda before Congress and the American people proposing a national effort no less far reaching than the Space Race or arming the free world against Hitler. Many of the things Carter listed to do are the SAME things presented before us today. Thirty-two years earlier, the US and the world was far less dependent on fossil fuels to run its civilization and the climate was not stirred into peril because of it. Carters points covered the conservation of energy, seeking new ways to create oil inside America balanced with investment of time and national treasure to invent alternative energy sources beyond fossil fuel. How did America answer Carters call? They went to the movies. They went Hollywood at the White House and elected an actor who told them sweet patriotic nothings about how great they were. President feel good with celluloid seriousness inspired Americans with a hopiate and glorious movie fantasy about their country needing to live larger, spend more, consume more, and expand its military. Ronald Reagan made sure to use his gift of
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demagoguery to turn a nation against Carters defeatism, lulling away the American people with his bedtime stories promising his post-Carter presidency would be Morning in America that blessed country, that shining city on the hill, that beacon of freed capitalism unleashed on the world. Dont cut down your excesses. Have another hamburger and beer, a second home, too many cars. Charge it to your credit card. Pay prosperity off later. With bedroom eyes and a bedroom voice, Reagan turned the American Dream into a B-movie. It may have been morning after Carter, but it was Bedtime for Bonzo time to tune out on Carters ultimately accurate prophecy and change the channel. The American people were becoming Reagans malleable pet monkey in one of his less-than memorable comedy films. Bonzo the monkey, I mean. Reagan deregulated and liberated markets from sober oversight. Ronald Reagan put on his makeup, hit his mark before the camera and theatrically used his technicolor, presidential bully pulpit to become consumptions pusher of American greed, selfishness, and dislocation from community. The Reagan Years defined the 1980s, what historians would call the Decade of Greed. He initiated the concept of a false economic bubble profit margins fed by ballooning deficit spending. Deregulation of Wall Street trading rules and a loosening of professional and ethical standards controlling real estate and the banking system led to the growth of a slow systemic cancer of fiscal dereliction. Want to know when the manufacturing jobs started going overseas? Want to remember when industries were broken up and Gordon Geckkoed to Mexico, China, and other places where slave wages in developing nations began cutting your health care benefits, hollowing out your salaries, widening a gulf between fewer and fewer people hoarding more and more of the national treasure for the greater corporate good? I can tell you in one word: Bonzo. How could you not trust him? An addict will always listen to an enabler. Carter in his Crisis in America speech was attempting an intervention. Reagan gave a Carte banc credit card to consumer-holics. America, and the world, missed an opportunity to change course 30 years ago and prevent rather than cure a catastrophe. Now we live with the systemic consequences. The US has seen its socially destabilizing distribution of wealth divide the country into todays one-percent haves versus the 99-percent have nots creating a political and social atmosphere of class warfare that could turn violently revolutionary in 2012 through to the 2020s. America is so much more dependent on fossil fuels from foreign lands that much of our muddled military policies of the last
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few decades shipped US troops overseas, trapped in wars and quagmires in the oil rich region of the Middle East. Wars America lost, as the near future will soon reveal such as in Iraq (sitting on the second largest oil reserves). Wars America will soon lose in Afghanistan and wars yet to be started and lost with Iran in four years time (Iran which by the way sits atop the third largest oil reserve, with China, Americas chief economic and strategic competitor as number one oil importer). After Carters prophecy, America chose its course, leading the world, leading the way to three decades of excess, an explosion of fossil fuel use, global warming, global deficits from false economic get rich quick on credit booms and bubbles. Europe went there too, and faces a banking default in 2012. America had its fossil fuel blazing disciples too. China exceeded this number one usurper and polluter of Earth around 2009. However, America is on a global warming comeback. It has a new Saudi Arabian sized oil reserve just north of its border, in Canada, to plumb. The Athabasca tar sands of Alberta Province may hold the same potential oil reserves to rival the largest known reserve in the world. However, unlike the Saudi Arabian mother load, theres a load of sand that must be steamed and washed off the oil in a process that makes the Athabasca oil boom the dirtiest and most ecologically harmful oil extracting process ever undertaken. Its poisoning the aquifers and rivers of northern Alberta and conceivably could pump more C02 per oil barrel extracted into the atmosphere, speeding up global warming in the next five years to record levels. The plan is to have this black-clouded-sky-making wealth piped down into America over sensitive aquifers in the central plains states where oil spills could poison the groundwater needed to quench farmlands that are the breadbasket of the world. President Obama would like to delay the building of this pipeline until new routes can be found that have less environmental impact. The search for such would take resumption of construction beyond the presidential elections into 2013. As I enter this chapter into the world on 17 December 2011, the Republican leadership in Congress extended lifting the US debt ceiling only two months more and threaten to shut down the government in mid-February 2012 if Obama doesnt approve the pipeline, as it is, running over threatened aquifers. They argue that Obama has his values twisted, sacrificing US jobs over protecting the environment. In fact, after the initial construction, only employing 5,000, maintenance of the pipeline after completion will employ only a few hundred. As for making US jobs, the CEOs lobbying for the pipeline want it routed all the way to preexisting oil export facilities in east Texas and Louisiana. The oil wont be used to give Americans energy independence. Those American citizens weve earlier exposed as non-human business companies
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will export it for multi-national corporate profit. If the Canadian part of the pipeline is any indication, those corporationscum-citizens will probably under employ maintenance to save profits and youll see as many pipeline oil leaks reported along the American section of the pipe line destroying lakes, aquifers rivers and tracts of wheat at a greater rate than in Canada. But hey! Environmental concerns are no concern of ours. If they had been, wed have invested in alternative energy space races back in 1979. Its a strange coincidence, perhaps, but Carter made his speech in a year of one the most powerful El Nio weather disruptions ever recorded up to that time, causing many climate scientists to openly muse that more was in the invisible gasses pumped by human exhaust pipes and smokestacks than met the eye. That was the year the theory of greenhouse gas emissions altering the weather saw NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) implement a global air-sampling network to read the growth rate in parts per million of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. Todays Cold Depression has cooled interest in alternative green industry investment, especially in its second highest polluter, the United States. The unemployed are disenchanted with doing anything about global warming because it costs too much and theyd rather have a job first then they can think about going green later. That means, give them a job that consumes the fossil fuels that make climate change. Financing subsidies for startups in the green industrial revolution declined in 2011, so fossil fuel use can only rise. Green subsidies will continue to stagnate in the US in 2012 as the political atmosphere goes into full campaign mode at the cost of governance and a new national direction engaged. As stated in the last chapter, 2010 had the highest report of CO2 emissions in history and when we get the 2011 reports in the autumn of 2012, I predict that even economic stagnation in America or a threat of double-digit recession in Europe didnt soften pollutions assault on the Earths fragile atmosphere. I predict 2011 carbon emissions will best 2010 in the worst way for civilizations future. And what of 2012? Carbon exhaust from consumption will also soar with the new middle classes of Asia enjoying more affluent, higher energy using and wasteful lifestyles. Any collapse of economies in Europe or elsewhere beyond the booming Asian markets will not temper the fumes. Currently what humanity consumes in one year takes 3.1 years to replace. We are on course by the year 2036 to spike energy use by 36 percent; most of this energy consumption will come from Chinas gridlocked interstate freeway system choked with tens of millions of new cars. Replacement of consumed resources is
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already unsustainable. Talk about a debt bomb, 2012 will reveal the fuse is burning on a supply bomb too. What the first signs of collapse start cracking is the structural integrity of one of civilizations most susceptible economic supersystems, Insurance. Politicians might disbelieve in climate change or at least trust in faith that it will go away rather than face scientific facts. Insurance giant, Munich RE, uses only fact to calculate costs of global natural disasters so they can set rates for insurance companies globally. There is no room for subjectivity in such reports. Munich RE disclosed that 2010 saw record-breaking payouts to cover climate disaster damages to the tune of $265 billion, adding a fact: This rise cannot be explained without global warming. Munich REs 2011 report is already anticipated to list a far greater payout. Insurance payments for the Tohoku temblor and tsunami devastating Japan in March 2011 will rise to $34 billion without factoring in the reports anticipated insurance payout blows. These will include covering tens of billions lost in the US agriculture sector, taking place in the worlds cornucopia because of record tornado damage and floods of the Mississippi and Missouri River and the livestock and crops destroyed across Oklahoma and Texas from a drought for the centuries. Theres crop losses elsewhere with crop failures from drought in China, failures from drowning monsoon rains in eastern India, Myanmar, one-third of Thailand inundated, from Pacific typhoon-slammed Philippine agricultural lands, from Queensland, Australia, under cyclone vomiting floodwaters. I would predict a climb in monetary losses in 2011 rising by a third of 2010s $265 billion and perhaps Id be forecasting too low. Natural disasters like the great drought over Russia in 2010 caused food price hikes that started popular uprisings and revolutions across North Africa and the Middle East in 2011. Far more cropland was destroyed in 2011. It takes no Nostradamus therefore to predict that political upheavals, perhaps even government collapses in countries holding 100 nuclear weapons like Pakistan are waiting for us in 2012 when a yawning gap of supply meets a mounting and hungry demand. Pakistan will descend into military dictatorship once again in 2012, not because of a Pakistani Taliban act of terrorism but Mother Natures. Twenty-five million lost their homes in 2010s monsoon floods along the Indus River plain. The following year no floodwaters ran down the Indus. The sky became a river adding another nine million homeless farmers to the tally with destroyed wheat and cotton fields from the greatest downpour out of the sky ever recorded in the Sind Province, inundating urban as well and agricultural areas. Al-Jazeera reported Pakistani meteorologists saying that satellite images looked like a normal thunderstorm pulse but in fact, the rains were so unexpectedly
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heavy they conclude it is global warming pumping up the global warmed muscle. Perhaps its a new pattern, a new normal. Pakistan, like other nations under monsoon clouds can collapse because of the rains. We may see the first start doing so in the monsoon of 2012. The wealthy and influential regard all of this climate change business from the pampered comfort of penthouses and gated communities. They muse abstractly, distractedly about a possible rise of the oceans while sitting back with cocktail and Havana cigar in hand on the decks of yachts off the Cote DAzur. They seem to be reincarnations of aristocrats of the Ancien Regime of the 18th century and its French King Louis XV, impassive and unmoved stuck when it came to using their powers to finance a change, to act, before the danger manifested peasants carrying pitchforks breaking down the French doors of their estates. Angry mobs in the palatial back yard garden? It wont happen to them. It will happen to someone else. The breakdown of the world via a climate shift is a problem to engulf their heirs. Just before he died as he lived, in abject luxury and disconnection with the grievances and suffering of the little people, the 99-percent of France, Louis XV mused about the future of the aristocracy prompting his mistress Madam de Pompadour to reply, au reste, aprs nous, le Dluge ("After us, the deluge!) Then, like now, the writing is on the wall, for anyone with courage and intelligence to read in the roiling skies and unstable shaking earth and rising seas. Revolutions of people are coming, but none more furious or threatening than the revolution of the Earths climate in 2012. After 2011, the deluge! After Me Generation denial the Deluge The planet Neptune, God of Oceans, returns home to Pisces in 2012. It will swim in its ocean sign for nearly 13 years. In the previous chapter, we saw what great flooding disasters marked its preview when it dipped for a time into Pisces before a retrograde back into Aquarius. Neptune astro charted a direct course for Pisces when I began writing this book in November 2011. The god of deluge will return to Pisces for its long transit on 5 February 2012. It will be in Pisces until the last day of March in far off 2025,
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then dip back again for a final refreshment in October-November of that year before embarking on a long transit in Aries in January 2026. After bringing in a meteorological era of unprecedented global rains, flooding, tsunamis, rising ocean levels between 2012-2026, Neptune entering Aries will have added to the storms on continental coastlines a Sun-scorched era of deadly central continental droughts. By that time, Neptune will have stolen greedily the water vapors of ice sheets and glaciers of the world. He will have removed the eternal ice of the Himalayas. He will have stripped the polar seas naked of its ice sheet mantle. The wars over oil will pass and be eclipsed by the wars over water, as H20 becomes a stock commodity more rare and valuable than precious metals. It will become blue gold coveted by Asian tiger economies that will at that time walk the baked riverbeds bones of their dead rivers, the Ganges, Brahmaputra, Huang Ho, Yangtze and others. The prophecy of the Book of Revelation (Chapter 16, verse 12, 14) will have its day when the Tigris and Euphrates do dry out preparing the way for the kings of the East (one of these being a dragon [China?]) and other powerful kings to gather for the great last battle of Armageddon in the desiccated Middle East. Water succumbing to climate change causing the Holy Land to fight over water was ever the trigger foreseen by biblical prophets for Armageddon. That terrible day is far ahead of us. Perchance to Pisces welcoming its ruler of dreams returning 13 years before those times, that we can dream and make real an alternative future. Neptunes advance and retreat in the first degrees of Pisces in 2012 may stir the waters everywhere in sea and wring it out of the skies. It will go retrograde again starting in June, when on other fronts of human making and unmaking the haves and have-nots in streets around the world will collide. Watery turmoil in 2011 will match and transcend the temperament of great floods of human violence returning to the streets of the world only far worse from June through November of 2012. If you thought the Indian Ocean Cyclone, the Asian Typhoon and Atlantic Hurricane Seasons were bad in 2011, brace yourself for the nation-paralyzing tropical storms of 2012 for all who dwell along the coastlines of those oceans in the tropics and subtropics. If you live under darkening skies of June through October when monsoon winds blow out of the southwest, brace yourself in southern Pakistan for the third strike making more millions homeless. Stand firm you Western Ghats of India, you tens of millions in the labyrinthine sums of Mumbai. Brace for it you farmlands of Orissa, you river deltas of Bangladesh all the way to the mountain towns and cities of southwest and southeastern China. You will be flooded. Thailand will drown another third of its gross national product in the floodwaters of 2012. The greatest
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property damage will by vector of rainfall open over skies above southern China, especially cascade down in wall-water torrents taking out towns in the mountainous and hilly regions. These saturated hills of Southeast Asia, these mountainous islands of southern Japan, the Philippines, Fiji, the Solomons and New Guinea, are like an anvil from where the hammer of many Western Pacific typhoons and South Pacific Cyclones will strike! By November, Neptune shifts course again, stirring the waters as monsoon winds begin lurching out of the northeast. Sri Lanka, you will be visited from the skies by great flooding rains. There to will Neptunes watery trident cut cloud to let fall a torrent in Indonesia, Darwin Australia, in Mozambique and Madagascar too! There will be an unexpected flooding inland in the Transvaal of South Africa. Like a South Asian kick boxer taking too much of a pounding, watch Vietnam and the Philippines suffer stronger monsoons in 2012 than 2011 along with the typhoon track continuing its slow shift farther south away from Southeast China and more directly into the Gulf of Tonkin. The monsoon patters are changing. This is a new normal in 2012 and onwards through the transit of Neptune through Pisces through to 2026. Now the oracle rides monsoon mists in its Neptunian bowl of water for a session of hydromancy over the regions of Central, South and Northern American coastlines to see what is coming in the 2012 Hurricane Season. The first thing that emerges from the bowls surface is the God of oceans in forward motion since February suddenly moving backwards pitching a flood in June through November when it returns direct and in so doing Neptunes movements exactly frame the official time window for the hurricane season (June-November). There will be a sharp blast of hurricanes in 2012. The Gulf of Mexico, which has mostly been spared dreadful storms, may see respite end. Though I have predicted hurricanes hitting Haiti and Houston Texas in the 2011 season, I have been thankfully wrong. Perhaps I have misread the oracle and placed dates on events later in time inclined for 2012 and 2013. We will see. Either way, over a decade of accelerating, spiraling power in tropical storms, in monsoons and in tornado seasons is on the way. Neither human denial, or rationalizations of this being merely a new normal as if it is normal, nor feckless pledges to maybe renew some climate change accord to begin making serious cuts in fossil fuel emissions starting in 2020 are all mutterings of a soon to be drowning fools fantasy. Time is running out on stanching this flood from the angry skies and roiling rising oceans. Climate change will be irreversible in five years. The atmosphere heats up and holds more water, making all storms, temperate, arctic, or tropical,
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increasingly Neptunian Kraken-Loch Ness Monster powerful. Thats what climatologists across the world are coming to understand, reading the rise in carbon emissions in the atmosphere. Theres a point where rapidly growing and expanding use of fossil fuels will take us beyond a point where climate change is reversible. Right now C02 exhaust levels in the atmosphere stand at 390 ppm (parts per million). At that level, Fiona Harvey, environment correspondent for The Guardian (UK), described the worlds existing infrastructure as already expending 80 percent of its carbon budget. To overdraw our sustainable use wed have to pass beyond 450 ppm. If current trends continue, reports Harvey, and we go on building highcarbon energy generation, then by 2015 at least 90% of the available "carbon budget" will be swallowed up by our energy and industrial infrastructure. By 2017, there will be no room for maneuver at all the whole of the carbon budget will be spoken for, according to the calculations of the IEA (International Energy Agency). Fatih Birol, chief economist at the IEA warns that the door is closing. "I am very worried, she said. If we don't change direction now on how we use energy, we will end up beyond what scientists tell us is the minimum [for safety]. The door will be closed forever." There cant be any more delay. 2012 ends with the Kyoto Protocol treaty running out. Rather than being in a hurry to gather and set global climate change laws with realistic and deep cuts in C02 emissions, many countries including the United Kingdom, Japan and Russia, along with some superpower polluters like China, India and the US now lobby to postpone settling on legally binding emissions until after 2017. Indeed, China and the US want to set a leisurely regimen of negotiations that wont come to internationally binding law as far forward as 2018 or 2020! Too late! Too late for sustaining human civilization as weve known it and like it to continue! 2012 is not the real doomsday year. The great climate shift year is 2017 into 2018. At that point, temperatures will cascade us towards a climate that could get as hot as the Jurassic era during the prehistorically funky tropical and climatologically extreme era of the dinosaurs. Greenhouse Effect becomes a Godzilla-house Effect by the end of the century. Although, my oracle projects a runaway climate change will bring those conditions much sooner because other greenhouse gasses, like methane, usually trapped in vast carbon sinks in the arctic tundra regions of the world, will plume like a super volcano no one will hear or see because the gas is invisible to the eye. Once we cross the climate line, great agriculture industries will
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wither on stalk and vine. Oceans will rise inundating the rice fields and arable lands. Its not surprising to me that many a prophecy of Nostradamus speaks of a great die-off of humanity from famine, rising oceans and biblically intense droughts from the Sun becoming a fire in the sky boiling fish in stream lake and sea. 2012 should be a wake up year to all of this. Theres still time to become a grown up civilization, preventing rather than curing this oncoming catastrophe. Grow up, humanity! You have five years left to turn this future around, cool the fevers of your only hot and bothered home in the Universe right now. Neptune in Pisces brings great torrents to remind you that all is not new normal in 2012 and onwards to the brink of the next decade. Moreover, the floods Neptune brings are not only of water. We are drowning under the deluge of human beings in a population explosion that demographers around the world seem immune to factor into their projections of food and water demands. Its an amazing absence in their estimates as to what this civilization can sustain when another billion and another billion and even another billion every dozen or so years unto 2050, might pump the consumer human locust population to a horde of between nine to 10 billion hungry, thirsty souls. I sounded the alarm bell of this unsustainable river of human beings inundating the world on 21 December 2010 when the oracle announced: In the year 2011, have ears to hear the first random chimes of the unsustainable before the bell toll quickens, multiply, gathering chimes in number down a decade of denial until it rings in constant, cacophonous alarm. The year 2011 marks the crying advent of the seven-billionth child. The time the mainstream world will begin to experience the first inklings of a supersystem collapse to come in the 2020s. [the service, infrastructure, transport, political energy and economic systems that sustain human civilization] All of these supersystems are super-overstressed. You will recognize some of these fundamental systems showing undisputed symptoms of structural trouble ahead starting in 2011. Take for instance the supersystem of food growing and export A feverish Mother Nature kicked a pillar out of the global food supersystem in Russia in 2010. It wont be replaced in 2011 or any time soon, causing a shortfall in food sustainability for the poorer nations in Africa, the Caribbean, Mexico and South America
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The people flood during the time of Neptunes transit in Pisces will see a billion more born by 2026 when it moves into fiery Aries. Neptune in Aries (2026-2039) will mark the time fires of global warming will overwhelm civilizations ability to sustain itself. The last time Neptune transited Aries was during a period from 1861 through 1875. Historians mark the ten years of 1861-1871 as a time crowded with the highest number of simultaneous revolutions, nation conflicts and civil wars ever seen all over the world in one decade. Chief among these and most bloody were the American Civil War, the Franco-Prussian War and the uprising of the Paris Commune. Civil unrest at its peak will repeat itself in the 2020s. The human tide of numbers will rise to eight billion human burdens on resources in 2026. It will pour another 8.5 billion onto the planet by 2039. Calculate a far more crowded and sustenance strapped world forward a decade beyond the point of no return to a stabilized climate after 2017 and my oracle gives you the shape of world war to come. There will be a balkanization of the human civilization descending into a global plague of civil wars. World War Three will be a World War Free For All of 70 wars and counting when Neptune floods of water are jointed by a firestorm of climate wars fighting for whats left ungnawed, unhacked and unburned after 2026. When water overcasts Quakes Vanish the Ice to fire Volcanoes Varro in his Lingua Latina derived the name Neptune in the following way, because the sea covered the lands as the clouds the sky, from nuptus i.e. covering, as the ancients (used to say), whence nuptiae marriage, was named nuptus.
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As the oceans cover five-sixths of the Earth, they do press upon it in globally warmed times, adding sea level as glaciers recede. Since the Industrial Age stared belching the gas to melt them, the oceans have already risen eight inches per century (200 millimeters) about a foot, so far. It may be a small sum to a common sense, but think otherwise when you multiply that weight of one foot of extra water across the surface of this essentially ocean planet Earth. A sheet of water one foot deep was added since the Industrial Age began! Add another foot (13 inches actually) from 2012 to 2050. Its a pressure increasing every year a crushing weight of water down on many undersea tectonic plates. The increase of earthquakes and submarine volcanic eruptions is directly impacted if not induced by this pressure. Conversely, the ice evaporating in hotter skies shrinking snow packs and vast oceans of ice across volcanic islands, such as Iceland, relieves pressure on dry ground, causing it to rise like a foam mattress long suppressed by a reclining body will rise though not as fast to see with the naked eye in geologic time. The plates suppressed and tectonic plates released on land both will cause in an era of warmer climate change many more seismic events than seen in cooler atmospheric times. It often happens that great earthquakes take place a few days or a fortnight before or after the New or the Full Moon. For example, heres an abbreviated list of the greatest killer quakes of the 20th and 21st centuries. Note how often and with shocking regularity the great temblors and tsunamis occur when Uranus is in square or opposition to the Earth or other major planets like Mars, Pluto or Saturn. Great Chilean Quake, 22 May 1960, magnitude 9.5. The most powerful quake ever recorded by instruments happened when the Sun just transited out of Taurus (an earth sign, quakes) with a near square of Uranus in Leo three days before New Moon. Great Alaskan Quake, 27 March 1964 magnitude 9.3. Second largest quake ever seismically recorded happened when Uranus and Saturn were in opposing signs with Saturn in Pisces and Uranus in Virgo (an earth sign equals quakes!) one day before Full Moon! Tangshan, China, 27 July 1976, magnitude 7.5. Perhaps the greatest killer quake recorded in modern times with an unofficial death toll exceeding 600,000 souls. Uranus was in Scorpio in an approximate square of Mars, Saturn and the Sun in Leo on a New Moon day!
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Uranus is doing a whole lot of squaring in 2012 with earth sign Pluto in Capricorn. That usually induces seismic events in politics and economy; shake ups of
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economic crisis and social revolutions. No one should rule out a literal earthquake a few days in or out of Full and New Moons of May through November 2012 bringing volcanic eruptions in Alaska, Antarctica and especially a resumption of great ash cloud belching volcanic events in Iceland. Theres a mysterious interaction between natural and human upheavals at the end and beginning of ages as if one begets the other. Brace for a large quake in early May with the Scorpio Full Moon in the most powerful of Sun-Moon oppositions of the year. The New Moon has an annular solar eclipse on 20 May chance for Japans tectonic plates to erupt at the mouth of Tokyo harbor. Also late May 2012 will bring the eclipse over the Northern Californian region. Theres a big Californian big temblor expected by my oracle for a few years now. The dating has been off but the presence of this quake coming grows in the oracles vision more to the south, to east of San Diego, to the Palmdale Bulge east of Los Angeles. A total eclipse in the Southern Hemispheric spring on 13 November brings to oracular mind a danger of a tsunami spreading from the direction of Chile towards Australia and the South Pacific Islands. When Uranus in Aries Squares Pluto in Capricorn, watch the Full Moon of early July in Capricorn opposed Sun in Cancer, squared Aries Uranus for a major temblor in California, Japan or China. The same alertness required to prepare oneself for an earthquake or volcanic eruption must sharpen a few days before, during and a few days after after the Full Moon in Aries opposed Virgo Sun around 30 September. This Full Moon has the hottest potential for something volcanically seismic happening in the world because Uranus is conjunct the Full Moon, in Square with Pluto (earth sign) and opposed the Sun in Libra (balancer knocked out of balance)! Watch these places for quakes: Central and Southern California, Cascadia (the Seattle/Portland region); the New Madrid fault line (Missouri), especially the South Asian and Chinese regions of the Himalayan mountain range. The powerful Piscean Neptune also brings tsunami dangers from quakes and floods. Though people watch with growing concern the submarine eruptions off the Canary Islands, I do not see a serious event in 2012. Watch for more reports in 2012 on seismic events posted regularly at Hogueprophecy.com.
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I must confess as I finish conceptual edits on this chapter on the 70th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor (7 December 2011), Im waiting with bated breath and guilty anticipation for episode 12 of what has to be the worst American reality show ever created so far. Its a Washington DC wonks American Idol audition light on the audit of fact, heavy on ideological hyperbole. Its an eye pop GOP-ing variant of the Big Brother and Survivor shows embracing the breathless and ugly American moments one finds when watching The Great Race. Its like that cable reality show The Runway pitting models of future potential presidents in a clash of red striped, white starry-eyed and true blue conservative alpha male and female egos. Theyre trapped on stage, shamelessly duking it out to climb the poll dance to the top for a week or two before publically embarrassing tilts, gaffs, blank outs, flameouts and sex scandals drop them down to single digit popularity as the one least likely to be nominated by the Republican Party candidate for the anybody but Obama ticket. The gang gathers at different venues around the nation, hosted by a hot potato pass every couple of weeks from one national, cable, PBS network to another. (Im still lobbying for the ESPN episode, American football pads optional.) Each red-white and blue neon bathed stage becomes the arena of a virtual TV coliseum where the most avid viewers the establishment core conservatives and rebellious Tea Partiers throng. This Roman Republican mob is hungry for some bread and circuses or some red buffalo wing meat right wings only. Enter the usually red tie, white shirted and blue monkey suited guys and one Nancy Reagan red dressed gal gladiator hominids into the zoo cage stage for their next thumbs up or down
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delivered after the gladius thrust and rickety Perry of questions lunged by TVs talking-headed hosts. Those who are about to die in the popularity polls salute you! So, as Im writing this on Pearl Harbor Day, its a good time to review whos already been bombed or sunk, or like many of the blasted out hulks of Battleship Row, has or may be yet salvaged to fight another day. When the debates began last May, a plethora of political stillbirths werent TV reality show friendly or popular enough even to be invited. There was Jack Fellure (rhymes too much with failure), Buddy Roemer (sounds too Animal House, like Dean Wormer), Fred Karger (rhymes with Nightmare on Elms Street Freddy Krueger), along with Andy Martin and Thaddeus McCotter. (Really now, can there ever be a President Thaddeus, welcome back Kotter?). Last but not least of rejects, Jimmy McMillan (Not McMillan and Wife again, thats so 1970s) and Jonathon Sharkey (sounds too much like Jonathon Livingston Seagull-Jaws without political teeth). The girl most anticipated and desired was a real tease for many months but ultimately a no-show. Once again, Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska who abandoned her job in Juneau, was ever the coquettish, constant quitter. The political sorcerers apprentice Donald Trump was fired before there was an Apprentice team chosen for this Republican version of what could be called a Survivor-America show. The Donald had indulged his sleight of bombast Obama birth certificate campaign pitch. As the hot air balloon of controversy swelled to national attention, the chief executive of the United States proffered the original birth certificate proving he was born in America, was an American citizen despite the skin color and wasnt a Kenyan alien. Poof went floofy-haired Trumps trick. Thus only the Donald could declare his national embarrassment a victory and step out of the running (for now). Those supernumerary hopefuls who made it to their podium at the early debates, such as former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson, were early victims. Johnson went down all wet in the first debate like it was his first day on Survivor when all the folks are thrown overboard in their best street clothes to swim the length of the coral lagoon to their tropical island camp and hamster wheel circus obstacle courses. The first evolution of the Survivor tribe of candidates was forming, dumping the weaklings, like former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty. He followed Johnson to Survivor ignominy after episode three. By episode four we finally had our cast lined up like ducks in a row of podiums for months to come. The one and only woman in the group deemed most likely to succeed, Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachman, was mosh pitted and spat out bouncing off the polls after a few debatable rounds. A lot of politically right-leaning Americans may
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not believe in evolution, but the Creationist audience watched a Darwinian battle for survival of the fittest. With Bachman down, she shared the bottom with former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich who began the debates already tossed down to the bottom of the conservative food chain. Then, on came a new and Lone Star in Big Brothers house, aswaggerin in from Texas. Governor Rick Perry sauntered into the fray in his cowboy boots. An early leader and promoter of the Tea Party movement, expectations were high in the Republican coliseum. Had they found a Maximus Russell to Crowe about? Perry was charismatic. He was Black Angus haired, red Republican masculine. Ah shucks! He even had that Ronnie Reagan big hair. Then that tall, dark and handsome, drop-dead gorgeous cowboy opened his big mouth, forgot his lines and couldnt count to three how many agencies he would cut from big government. Oops! Down goes Perry. He died in the polls with his cowboy boots on. Up came Citizen Cain, the talk radio host, motivational speaker Herman Cain and former CEO of Godfathers Pizza. Now there at last was the angry, straight talking, no bullshit tolerating, black guy a lot of liberals secretly wished the cerebral Mr. Spock Obama might have been and might still be. Cain became a Hurri-Cain in the polls. He proselytized a new kind of politics from an outsider who didnt give a damn what was Washingtonian etiquette. The coliseum crowd gave him the thumbs up. He wasnt Washington AC-DC and BTW: for the RNC, and the GOP, he was OK. Cain had a good run as top gladiator, the longest of any so far. Then Cains campaign manager blew smoke in the camera with weird political ads and the former CEO pizza dough flip-flopper started to flummox in the oven of hot kitchen media attention about his past purported philandering, all of which Cain still vigorously denies. When the rumors first broke, Cain forgot, and then remembered a string of one, was it two? Yes! I remember three women at least, who sallied forth claiming sexual misconduct from a little raising of Mr. Cain when he was President and CEO of the National Restaurant Association. With time, his memory got better. The CEO apparently let others in the association he ran settle with the three ladies out of court. Though Cain was talking, the ladies remained silent due to being paid hush money. Just like the Orson Welles movie classic, Citizen Kane, Herman Cain had his sex scandals exposed but he boldly and blindly went on campaigning in his own fictional-farcical run for Republican nomination.
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Out popped a buxom fourth woman, Sharon Bailek. She had no hush money agreement and the world got all the purported grope-the-groin and below the belt blowjob details. Cain couldnt even remember meeting her. It was so long ago, years ago. Actually, it was weeks ago to be exact. Witnesses saw Cain smiling and speaking with the curvaceous blonde at a Cain rally. I may be losing count but then woman number five appeared. It was purported by Ginger White that she and Cain had a long-term adulterous relationship lasting for years. At last, Republican coliseum watchers heads began to explode. Thumbs started turning Cain down, big time. Cain removed himself from the race and former Georgia Congressman and Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich got an adultery bounce in the polls. Unlike Cain, the three-time white wife-cheater had his sins forgiven by the Religious Right because of his public contrition displayed long before. Thus Newt zoomed to the top of the polls by early December 2011, praise Jesus! Every reality show loves a comeback. Every reality show also needs some guy who never makes it to the top yet weaves his way around the fringes of the dogfight but never gets knocked off the show because hes weird enough and thoughtprovoking enough as a fringe personality to keep viewers coming for some more. What will Snooki say or do next? in a political context, of course. Texas Congressman Ron Paul is that guy. Hes the Libertarian mouse that roars and even though his rambling syntaxical banter and squeaky voice are about as unpresidential as Peter Sellers playing President Merkin Muffley in Stanley Kubricks Doctor Strangelove, Ron Paul looks and sometimes is a wise and clean shaven version of a GOP Gandalf. He thinks out of the box in a breathtaking way as if hes gone Jedi as if hes sometimes a reedy voiced, excitable and breathless version of Obi-Ron Paulnobi. Every reality mosh pit needs the guy playing parent. The fellow who takes on the role of straight Ozzy-and-Harriet man to the comic sidekicks. Now children! Children! Count to ten and lets be reasonable. I speak of former Utah Governor Jon Harriet Nelson Huntsman. He plays the Big Brother house mom nobody listens to. There also has to be those Survivor participants who cant seem to un-geek themselves out of the background. They get no respect. Theres got to be a former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum in the Survivor Island sanitarium, who just might yet be that forgettable middle child everyone in a big raucous family ignores until he makes his move to success unexpected.
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(Naaaaught for long at least!) Like I said earlier, no reality show is a hit without a lot of comeback kids. Newt Gingrich right now is pulling ahead as Herman has a Cane crash in flames over sex scandals. So theres how RNC Survivor America stands on 7 December 2011. Were all caught up now. Hmm did I miss anybody? (Pause) Im kidding, Im kidding! Yes, yes, now Ill mention him. The guy thats Mr. Constant Winner no matter who you love more that launches, crashes and burns. Hes like Rich nude man Hatch or Boston Rob Mariano the contestant on Survivor you love to hate who you cant help watching while you yell at the TV screen as he does his slippery fish-flip-flops out of obstacle nets set by the others. He gets away with it, poisson-politicing like a peche master, ever set to spawn near or at the top of the polls, ever an existential threat swimming on as your fleeting favorites drown. I speak of that Mormon mullet Mitt in the running that a majority of Republican Christian evangelicals love to hate yet may have to hold their noses at all his mutable, moderate fishiness and vote that Pisces native of Michigan on to victory in the primaries. If Republicans cant find a conservative anybody but Governor of Mass. Mitt Romney, then hes the moderate anybody but Barack Obama you Seattle Salmon throw at the Presidential Elections come 6 November 2012. I mean look how this slippery fellow even gets around the Survivor rejects set to judge the others still in the game. The Donald is back. At the time of this writing Trump is scheduled to host the Republican debates Apprentice theme episode in Iowa on 27 December. The Apprentice is my favorite reality show. I never switch it on until the last 15 minutes of the inexorable board room scene when Donald decides which screw-up will require he deliver his iconic, New York drawling Youre fired line. I mean, just imagine Gingrich, Bachman, Perry, Paul, etc., sitting across the boardroom table with the pouting master of ceremonies under the hair holding court. To his right, the princeling son Donald Jr. To his left, princess daughter Ivanka, both echoing daddy, whilst coolly eviscerating the apprentice presidents to be. Thats what I wouldve liked to see on 27 December, but there will be no boardroom set, just the same old podiums. Trump garish gold interiors will be neon red, white and bluish again, like Fox News sets on steroids. Ron Paul declined to appear on Donalds apprentice and pony show. The den
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mother Harriet Jon Huntsman also waved off an appearance on something just too reality show for a process that may help serious people pick a president of the United States. Romney politely slipped out of the net for other reasons. Because of scheduling conflicts. Bachman is still considering a date with the Donald on the 27 December event. Rick Perry has no comment and when he finds where he forgot his comment, well know if hes on or opting out. Newt Gingrich, Donalds current favorite apprentice for prez. is on board, as is Rick Santorum, who could do no better and perhaps no worse in the polls if the Donald said, Youre fired! A Prime-merry Mess of Astrologically Mutable Stars Huntsman is an Aries, Cain is a Sagittarian, Newt Gingrich is Gemini, Santorum is Taurus and Ron Paul is a Leo just like the liberal Antichrist from Kenya they all wish to unseat in a Republican Change we can be Heavin out of the oval office. Its a nice astrological spread. Yet, a surprising number of key candidates are a bit fishy astrologically speaking, that is. Michelle Bachman, Rick Perry and Mitt Romney are all born under Pisces. Bachmans birth time is unclear in the register records. She may be born an Aries but (Update: 19 December 2011) About sidereal-Vedic composites such as those created a week or so after I wrote about the by Curtis Burns (starworldnews.com) present a Newsmax Debate, Donald Trump announced he wouldnt moderate the good astrological argument that shes a late Pisces Donald Trump debate. It couldnt be at 25 degrees of the sign with Mercury conjunct because only two candidates, Santorum and Gingrich, were the only hope- the Sun in Pisces. fuls attending. The Donald explained Perrys Sun in Pisces at 13 degrees makes an that he might step back into the ring and make an independent run for the exact Sun-sign trine to the Natal Sun of the USA White House. birth chart, 13 degrees Cancer. Texas produces some powerful aspects in its candidates with the US Sun Sign. President G.W. Bush had his Sun at 13 degrees Cancer. If youre a Republican and an astrologer who believes the USA was born with Scorpio rising, Mitt Romney is your man. His natal Sun at 21 degrees Pisces trines
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an exact Jupiter-Moon conjunction at 27 degrees Scorpio! Looking at the charts of all the guys and one gal left standing, prepping for another dozen episodes coming in 2012s primary season of Survivor (Republican Island), Id have to say destinys stars shine most happily on Perry and Romney. They may be the last two standing without having to put their tribal fire torches out and take an ego deflating walk down the wooden bridge past the tiki lamps and prefab skulls of decapitated Democrats before stepping out of the firelight into the black embrace of dark Republican Island jungles of primary defeat. Then again, your stars dont preordain success or failure. It depends on your souls character, or, if you are a politician, it depends on having as little soul as possible and being a real character able to grin and schmoose, woo and fool the hysterical American voters that youre the change they can believe in. If you on the right of my readership think Im being unfairly harsh in this chapter with my biting barbs if I spike your red Republican high blood pressure because with what reads like a liberal Democrats diatribe think again. Ive never been a Democrat. Im a former member of the Republican Party who sought his independence when my Grand Old Party got fundamentalist religion and politically stupid. Im someone who supported California Governor Ronald Reagan before he got to the White House and got off movie script. Im that guy who always took the Nixon side in school debates at Ridgecrest Junior High in 1968. I wouldve voted for Senator Goldwater, but was too young. I did vote for Gerald Ford against Carter. Im in love with that other Roosevelt (Teddy Roosevelt) who busted Capitalist monopolies reformed the banks whilst being a conservative and a conservationist at the same time by creating the US National Parks. Im now a former Nixon man who supported his establishing the EPA, the Clean Water Act, Tri-lateral Diplomacy with China and the Soviet Union. I understood why he needed to drag out for years his often-unpopular realpolitik hardnosed and patient peace negotiations with Hanoi. Nixon did get American forces out of Vietnam with some honor salvaged out of that Democrat-induced quagmire of Kennedy and Johnsons making. Im so old fashion conservative Republican Party that Im branded a liberal in todays primeval extreme right-leaning GOP. The Grand Old Party now seems to stand for God-awful Overlording Party. Its become a zealot religion rather than a political party that often brought down to earth the hysterical, excitable, throw-money-ateverything Democrats and asked them to be progressively practical, penny saving, rational in their policies, pay what you owe, dont spend more than you have, when you dream. My party used to have a wise Elephant as its totem, not an immoderate,
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irrational rogue Elephant of extreme right-wing trumpeting. I was born in Hollyweird California, son of a mother and father in the movie biz. Dad helped build the sets to many a movie classic (The Band Wagon, Orson Welles The Stranger) in the 1940s and 1950s. My mom was an MGM dancer backing up Esther Williams in her water ballets (Neptunes Daughter) or dancing in chorus lines behind Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers (The Barkleys of Broadway). Anyway, Im from Hollywood. Im in the business myself as my many television appearances over the last 25 years attest. I know overexposure when I see it. I have a message for the Republican National Committee and the TV production companies theyve hired. Stop flooding the market with interminable debates or face GOP fatigue in 2012. Its hard to egg my oracle on to divine what will happen next to a gathering of losers. American people may seek more adult candidates to run in 2016 one of these being John Huntsman who seems to be in this current episode of RNC Survivor just to pave the way for a Celebrity Survivor comeback in 2016. Yes, even a Mormon might have a chance then. Our current childish politics may have matured enough to elect an African American as president in 2008. With so many Americans facing obesity even a fat man like Gingrich could tip the political scales and become the first porker president since William Taft shook the foundations of the White House in the early 20th century. Indeed there could even be enough moderate voters out there in 2012 who would pick a Mormon as their president Nah it wont happen because the typical core, evangelical Christian Republican thinks Mormonism is a cult. In a way it is. A cult, like Christianity for instance, doesnt become a religion until it attains mainstream political power, like it did when Roman Emperor Constantine needed allies for his civil war and legalized the Christian cult with its Prince of Peace, Jesus H. Christ. Romney needs a scarlet woman to distract the base from his Mormon problem. It must be remembered: Campaign Mitt, Part One in 2008, lost to McCain in a moderate vs. moderate fight mostly leaving the Republican base cool-to-cold, feeling ideologically deprived. I believe McCain made the 2008 election a far closer race against Obama than it wouldve been by picking Sarah Palin as his VP choice. That was his desperate attempt to give right wing sex to his sagging moderate candidacy. It worked. He still lost but by a respectable margin of eight percent of the popular vote.
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Now then, theres a good chance the guy who lost to McCain will remain standing throughout the 2012 Republican primary campaign always near or at the lead. Campaign Mitt Part Two in this extreme political climate will be even less appealing to the Christian fundamentalists and the Right wing core than McCain. Just for the oracular record, I need to remind you that in Predictions for 2008, my oracle foresaw Romney as a two-faced campaigner but a surprisingly good president if he were ever elected. Thats a destiny even harder to achieve now in 2012. Hell have to pole vault over the right-leaning core of the GOP and theyre raising the bar too righteously high. Will he do the McCain? Will he actually invite Sarah Palin to be his VP running mate? In what will be the most wacky election year in my lifetime, anything illogical is possible and since this is a feminine era, a deepening Cosmic Night, Romney politically is a Fred Astaire needing a Ginger Rogers to give him sex while moderate Mickey Mouse Romney Astaire gives Palin political class Dancing with the Stars. Romney might go for the evangelical sidekick angle and woo former Arkansas Governor and 2008 Republican primary candidate Mike Huckabee back into the race to win the South. Mitt wont be caught in a ticket with the other fishy politician, Rick Perry. Theyre too alike. Each is comparable to the Siamese Fighting Fish, each alone in their tanks, gills distended, sail fins fluttering, each looking to pick a fight with his own reflection. On Pearl Harbor night, 2011, Im writing a month out from the Elephant race even officially starting with the Iowa Caucus. Im not very good at picking wholl be on top on the losing side like the reality show, The Biggest Loser. Romney seems set to win in the primaries by default or the fault of his adversaries farther to the right, self-destructing. Dont rule out Perry making a comeback when the real primary season begins and we see the southern primary state elections perhaps give him a resurgent bounce. Bush, like Perry, was also bad at debating and he won two terms as president. I might be comparing dumb with dumber, but like Bush, Perry has instinct on his side. Good politician instincts. Good enough to stay relevant in the race at least for a longer time than most would grant possible after his blank outs and oops moments. Newt Gingrich solidifies in early December his front-runner status filling the Citizen Cain void. Gingrich is a Gemini, the sign of the twins and multiple personality. On Pearl Harbor night, Im enjoying the feisty, brainy good twin Gingrich the professorial, visionary, calm and authoritative. The evil twin, the naughty Newt, that braggadociously mean and cutting darker twin, may yet make its appearance even
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before I complete writing this book on 21 December 2011. To use a Lord of the Rings metaphor, if nice Smagol Nice Newt can win its twin-personality battle with its nasty Gollum Baaad Newt, keeping him under wraps, then Smagol Gingrich could make its run for the precious. The ring of Republican Power might be wrapped around his chubby pinkie at the Republican Convention held in Tampa, Florida, in late August 2012. I dont rule out the American voting public going Lady Gaga with all the powerful Pisces feminine collective mood swings and other irrational mutability playing with the stars of 2012. All but three candidates currently running at the time of this writing are born under mutable Sun signs. They are Ron Paul, who is a Leo (ruling fixed, ordered and organized mindedness), Jon Huntsman, the Aries (a cardinal leadership sign), and Rick Santorum the Taurus (earth sign of practicality). Set against them are the mutable signs, such as Cain, dropping out recently. Hes a Sagittarian and like the straight shooting archer, Cain sometimes shot first and asked questions later, ultimately shooting his political bolt. Theres Newt Gingrich (Gemini multi dimensional or schizophrenic); and a school of Piscean fish: Bachman, Perry and Romney. Mutable fish in political guise means they can change their story to swim down current with the direction of public mind. Neptunes return to Pisces and Saturn beginning its two-year transit in Scorpio could conjure in candidates and upon the collective human hive-mind, subtle and hidden enemies the darker angels of a mass-minded mob nature. If one of these Piscean candidates survives to be the Republican candidate, the muddleheaded watery times and collective minds of voters could wash him or her close to the goal: beating Obama (the fixed organized Leo) in the last weeks of the campaign. I dont foresee Piscean Bachman surviving that far. Of the two other sockeye salmon Piscean pols (Perry and Romney), Romney most likely has the best chance. Oh Ross Perot the GOP! Now, if Romney is the Republican candidate running against Obama, I dont rule out a third party rebellion a schism of the Tea Party movement breaking loose from its coalition with the Republican Party. They could run their own candidate more to push home a point: the GOP cant win elections ObiRon-Paulnobi without staying in the far right lane, playing chicken with traffic, on the political road. They might organize the most significant
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third party run for office since Ross Perot in 1992. One might even prophetically allow a comeback for Sarah Palin as a third party bull moose from Alaska candidate. Her return is an insanely long shot though. I predicted this notorious tease and quitter would put an end to her political ambitions when she abandoned her job as a capable Alaskan governor to work as a gadfly commentator for Fox News. Later she titillated and then deflated expectations that shed run for president in 2012. Palin shares a bad habit with Ross Perot, who ran the most significant third party campaign in recent memory. He quit, and then returned to the campaign in 1992. Palin may return too, if only to flirt with political destiny at the expense of the nation. Then it will be back to Alaska to shoot her TLC clan of the cave bears reality show with family and caribou. If the Tea Party schism doesnt actually manifest into a third Party run, it will happen passively when a party of right wing core voters sit on their hands and dont vote. One third party run on my oracles radar screen might give the Libertarian Party its most significant number of votes ever in a presidential election. Think Ron Paul as a real third party threat in 2012. Hell be 77 come August 2012 and has already announced that hell not be seeking reelection as a Texas Republican Congressman. Ron Pauls last hurrah in politics would be going out with a bang if he comes out of the political closet to declare himself a Libertarian presidential candidate, shedding the Republican disguise for the last time. Hes already the elder statesman and visionary heart and soul of the Tea Party movement. He could rally a significant number of them, both electorate and elected, away from the GOP leadership and establishment in the most effective protest vote gathered against Washington DC Republican politics yet ventured by the constitutional reformist movement. Meet the right-wing Ralph Nader, the Libertarian spoiler with perhaps something more positive as a legacy too. I predict Ron Paul, if he runs on the Libertarian ticket, will match, if not exceed Ross Perots polling numbers. He will AT LAST appear as his true political self at the end of his long public career, on the ultimate Survivor America show: the nationally televised presidential debates between incumbent President Obama and the Republican candidate. Like Perot twenty years ago in 1992, he can shape the national debate if not win the White House in 2012. The Man who Can beat Obama Lets go back to political presage-able realities. The man moderate enough to perhaps beat Obama has the wrong religion: the
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Mormon Romney. The man who would and I believe could definitely beat Obama has the wrong name: Jeb Bush. With such a politically Uranian year ahead, prone to sudden surprises, I cant rule out the last minute arrival of President G.W. Bushs younger brother, the former Florida Governor Jeb Bush, into the fray. He would play the Bobby Kennedy maneuver. In 1968 when Johnson decided not to run and super-liberal Minnesota Senator Eugene McCarthy was too dull and unappealing for moderate Democrat support, Senator Robert Kennedy filled the void. In 2012, it would be good for the Republicans to choose a more electable moderate than a Romney or a GOP Eugene McCarthy, like Newt Gingrich. Theyve got to insert somebody into the Jeb Bush. race who can appeal to both the independent moderates and the Republican right, because Romney isnt going to appeal to the latter. Jeb Bush is that candidate. Of course, if Jeb would run, the liberal press would paint him with the same G.W. Bush brush. That attack dog dont hunt. Because when Jeb opens his mouth and begins to share his vision, he would exorcise himself from sibling stigmas very soon. J. Bush can speak to moderates and the right. He can run on a solid record as a capable former governor of Florida. That role includes a solid record as a crisis manager during episodes of climate change. In Tallahassee, Jeb Bush ably managed emergency services when Florida was assaulted by a record number of tropical storms and hurricanes during the 2005 season when at the same time his older brother George mismanaged a public relations disaster with FEMAs sorry showing in New Orleans after the levies broke and flooded the city because of Hurricane Katrina. Jeb, like his brother before him, can woo the all-important Hispanic vote. He speaks fluent Spanish and more. Hes married to Mexican born philanthropist Columba Garnica Gallo (Bush) and converted to Catholicism, the dominant Christian faith of Hispanics. In 2012, Latinos will make the difference in tight elections of important states and will shift perhaps Arizona and certainly Colorado, Florida, Indiana, New Mexico, Nevada and Virginia to the candidate that takes a moderate and sympathetic side on Hispanic voter issues. Obama adopted his own nuanced, moderate approach by watching G.W. Bushs 2004 successful bid for reelection, applying the lesson to victory in his own presidential bid in 2008.
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If a GOP candidate against Obama can succeed in 2012, he will have to tone down the anti-Hispanic rhetoric after the primaries shift to a national audience. Nixon used to say about politically driving through Republican primaries that you have to swing hard right into the John Bircher extreme to catch the pivotal WhiteRight-Fright-wing elements, but once youve been bathed in a balloon shower at the Republican Convention, swing to the center-left to win a national presidential election. It seems unlikely with the polarization of our times that a GOP candidate waving the snake totem of the Dont Tread on Me Tea Party flag can shed that snakes xenophobic skin to soften a deepening, anti-immigrant, anti-Hispanic Republican Party platform. Republicans need to engage the millions calling themselves the 99-percenters. Find common ground with this next evolution of a peaceful American revolution that the Tea Party movement began in 2009-2010. The Republican Party is perceived as a party of the rich. Whether this label is fair or not, being publicly identified as the party of Wall Street will be bad publicity in 2012. Surely, the title could be pinned just as much on the Democrats with their millionaire and billionaire interests but this glue sticks on the Republican Party far better because of their openly strident resistance to taxing the wealthiest one-percent. The winning party will be the one most convincingly playing Main Street at least through the election year; otherwise, a lot of those 99-percenters will vote against it in the scapegoat fever I foresee running rampant in 2012. You politicians, muzzling either on the left or right of the corporate pig troth must give up a mollifying grunt or two of public displeasure against the wealthy hand feeding you, as least until after the elections. Speaking of the one-percenters, Obama, who is a millionaire, got into office financed by Wall Street investment. He bailed them out without strings attached. Hes theirs. Some of you followers of Obama may protest. What I just described is the perception of Obama and perception in politics is higher than truth. When the American Spring movement arises in the spring of 2012, Obama will have to choose. His one-percenter Wall Street handlers wont finance his 2012 election if he embraces the reforms of the 99-percenters in the street. I think Obama will follow his usual habit trying at first to play up to both sides. Then hell have to actually stand for something, at least long enough to assure a second term. (Hey, its nice being the president. You get a great house, a $2,000 swing set for the kids as a gift. On a whim, you can take your wife Michelle on a date and dinner in New York by just ordering up the taxpayers taxi, a US Air Force transport (a little more discrete than flying in Air Force One) just for the two of you for a night out on the town. Its good being the king. Amazing pension, unlimited
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Obama care, bodyguards, and how about a high five for that fantasy jet plane called Air Force One to campaign in) A few words about Obamas chief rival in the 2008 Democratic primary elections and current Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Many readers ask my oracle about a surprise 2012 run against Obama. My answer: bumper stickers promoting Hillary Clinton for President in 2012 are quite remote. It wont happen short of Obama being unable to run for office because of illness, impeachment, death or assassination. The oracle doesnt foresee any of this. Near misses in assassination attempts are potentially there, but the karma of Lincolns assassination out of which was created the US Secret Service will successfully protect President Obama who had a karmic connection with Lincoln. If that timeline of tragedy should somehow be engaged, Hillary Clinton in an alternate future would run and win in 2012 against all comers. Sometimes a sure destiny is undermined because people actually do have free will to change the future. It only appears preordained because human conditioning feeds predictable repetitious behavior. Obama jumped the gun of his own destiny in 2008, coming to power too soon and too green. If that timeline hadnt happened, Hillary Clinton would be running for her second term in office in 2012. Where this fanciful alternative future meets the future more likely is a switch of Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden for the posts of Vice President and Secretary of State. Something many crystal ball gazers fantasized a year or so ago. My oracle doesnt see it happening. Whatever does happen in 2012 will be a staging ground for Hillary Clinton running in 2016, though she may have a hard primary fight against Al Gore to get through first before a showdown with Jeb Bush in 2016. Yes, Al Gore could return. Im full of a lot of prophetic hot air about this. Your greenhouse gas did it, making the prophet of global warming a serious candidate by 2016 to lead the country and the world away from fossil fuel addiction because by then global warming will be finally seen as a potentially America-ending, civilizationending danger. Who best to lead than the president elect of 2000 that never was, yet who saw it coming? The Electoral Mandate of Mayhem Each year we plumb deeper into the feminine potentials of the Cosmic Night cycle where hearts in a crowd are carried away from reasoning minds. At its beginning in 2008, people used to think Change was synonymous with good. Then they got Obama as their president. In 2012, people think different is synonymous with a good change from Obama. You can define collective insanity
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working in history when a people do exactly the same stupid thing under the influence of changing the political slogans and expecting there will be a different outcome. Stupid under these stars can be a new virtue in 2012. Have you ever seen a presidential candidate before these times actually increase their popularity in the polls by misreading the basics of American history? For example, Michelle Bachmans polls jumped early on when she consistently sang the virtues of the shot heard round the world starting the American Revolution at Lexington and Concord in New Hampshire. (It was Massachusetts.) Herman Cain crammed enough foreign policy study to tell us how important it is to prevent China from getting atomic weapons. (China has been a nuclear power since 1964!!). Before his blowjob, girl groin grabbing scandal had teeth, his polls improved due to a proudly failing grasp on history and geo-politics. You have to ask yourself, if youre still a Republican as I used to be: Would you witness Eisenhower, Goldwater, Nixon or Ford deliver such gaffs? Could you even imagine it? Now stupid seems to be the new normal. Ignorance is a virtue. Democracy becomes Idiotcracy. The last Cosmic Night Cycle began with FDR and Hitler influencing the national mindset. Were at a time now when a new economic crisis and political uncertainty has the masses hunger for a new demagogue to inspire a nation to take a historic direction of change. Will todays Cosmic Night lit politicians and potential presidents propagate a more positive new deal or another kind of fear based Third Reich? Or, will leaderless people simply vote for a new kind of tyrant: General Chaos? The substandard quality of the candidates is pitted in a fight to unseat the disappointing messiah of change in the White House in 2012. Its another sign that we must make this coming year the beginning of the end of stupid, or else. You could get some Godfather of Pizza-brained geo-politically ignorant mediocrity, letting him waste four years of your time your history, running out learning how to be a political executive in the highest of unearned offices, like the current US President apprentice. Well, Im raising Cain, just to make the point. Theres still a lot of unqualified candidates left standing at the Survivor Political Island podiums. Whatever the silly slogan, if this awakening mass of people in common cause and common rage gathering out of the political Left and Right to converge in a great American middle doesnt sense either party is listening, there will be no place for them to adequately form or finance a third party movement. We are in an era of people revolutions from the Arab Spring to the oncoming American Spring that are leaderless masses. Like the Egyptians in the early stages of the Arab Spring revolts in early 2011, the Americans in 2012 will mistrust all their government institutions
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except their military, until that too is used against them. Egyptian and American alike try to compel a government oligarchy in Egypt; or, a two-faced, lobby controlled, Corporate political monopoly called DemocratRepublican in America, to listen to the voice and grievances of the people. Frustrations seen in Egypt will be seen in America in 2012. The feeling will deepen the potential of violent rebellion when the mob perceives a ruling government isnt listening, is just shuffling leaders around, but not letting the people into their hearts. That is why 2012 is so pivotal for Americas future and as a deep breath taken before what direction revolutions around the world will plunge in the next decade: either towards peaceful or violent destiny. Its a kind of Mayan Calendar end time moment if the movement of US politics in the most economically and politically powerful nation in the world doesnt turn away from the creep of corporate control back to representative democracy. Otherwise, in years not long after 2012, peaceful protesters may have to storm the White House; storm the US Capitol building like the unheard and uncared for masses of France stormed the kings Palace of Versailles in 1789, or like the Russians stormed the czars Winter Palace in 1917. If it goes that far, a radicalized, undemocratic world is waiting for all of us.
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Well, here we go again. I roll the crystal ball in a crapshoot predicting who will win a US presidential election by popular vote. Appropriately this is my 12th crap shoot since I started back when Richard Nixon beat Hubert Humphrey in 1968 falls on election year 2012. So far, Im 11 and 0. That includes the controversial choice of Vice President Al Gore over G.W. Bush in the 2000 election. I had appeared on a number of radio shows, such as the Jeff Rense Program the week before the vote delivering my oracles cryptic message. I said Gore would win by 500,000 popular votes but I chased that by saying my oracles prediction would be equally right and wrong. I admitted on national radio more than once that this messenger didnt understand the cryptic message. The right and wrong prophecy was exactly fulfilled. Gore did win the popular vote by a half-million over Texas Governor G.W. Bush. An American majority had chosen the next president. Yet, a disputed recount in Florida gave Bush the electoral voting edge in a key state over Gore by several hundred recounted ballots. In addition, a full recount of the state was denied by the right-wing leaning US Supreme Court. In short, 500,000 more citizens of the US chose the president as Gore because the US still elects its presidents with 18thcentury rules. Citizens never vote for the president, all delusional belief aside. They
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vote for electors who then choose the president. If a majority of votes in your state lean to the Republican side, all the electors vote in the Republican candidate or vice versa. The will of a 500,000-edge in voters was erased by the politics of eight Supreme Court judges voting five to four in favor of stopping a recount in Florida. Theres very strong evidence to show that if the entire state had been recounted, Gore votes mismanaged in Republican controlled counties alone couldve seen him win Florida by upwards of 20,000 votes! Theres even clearer evidence that one ballot design mix-up in Palm Beach County decided the race for Bush with the aid of the Democrats. The now infamous butterfly punch ballot, designed by the Democrat controlled county government had misaligned the punch holes so that thousands of people in a very liberal county double punched on Gore and right-wing Independent candidate Pat Buchanan. With the Supreme Court stopping a more thorough, statewide recount, Bush was allowed to take Florida with little over 300 votes in the preliminary recount. The double punched ballots from Palm Beach County were disqualified in that count. Even Pat Buchanan didnt believe he received 6,607 votes over Gore in a heavily liberal county. I bring up this issue of the 2000 vote because astrology would indicate we could be heading for another butterfly ballot bung-up in 2012. On the day of the election, 6 November, there will be stationary retrograde Mercury in Sagittarius. The last time we had retrograde Mercury on Election Day was a dozen years earlier in the notorious 2000 election. Mercury goes into retrograde for about three weeks roughly every four months. You might have noticed every four months or so that communication is harder and often breaks down. That machines and computers dont work so well. You watch TV anchors flub their copy for a few weeks and that copy scrolling through the teleprompter has more stories of a rash of plane and train crashes than usual. If you watch the stars and planets as I do, youll be surprised how often these communication and mechanical dysfunctions happen during the three weeks of the Mercury retrograde, especially in the first degrees in and last degrees out of this aspect. The Florida butterfly ballot with its confusing punch holes, the messed up Florida recount, even the screw up of more people voting for one candidate who is then denied the presidency to the candidate who won a minority vote, are just the kinds of snafus one might expect during Mercurys retrograde over skies of Florida in 2000. Last time Mercury began its retrograde on 18 October 2000 in Scorpio during the final weeks leading up to, and through, election night. In the entailing confusion
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for the next 48 hours, after Gore half-conceded to Bush then changed his mind, retrograde Mercury dipped into and unbalanced Libra the Balancer before moving in direct course on 9 November in Scorpio. This was the catalyst of weeks of recount and legal disputes a classic occurrence when Saturn is in Scorpio. Mercurys Retrograde Ballot Box Twelve years and three presidential election days later, Mercury begins its retrograde at four degrees Sagittarius on Election Day, 6 November 2012. It passes over the ballot box of election night and retreats backwards over the skies on the weeks following the election. Recount in one or more states is possible, magnified in the background of destiny by Pluto in Capricorn (ruler of government) still in the Counting dangling chads in 2000. clutches of the final days of a square with Uranus in retrograde Aries (malfunctioning enterprises). At the same time Neptune, also in retrograde motion (hidden enemies and unconsciousness) meets retrograde Mercury (muddled minded, forward progress hampered) in a Pisces-Sagittarius square. There will be communication breakdowns. Assumptions will be made that arent verified. The question is, will this be 2000 all over again? If it is, I predict Democrat incumbent Obama wins the dispute, especially if his adversary on the Republican side ends up being one of several born under the sign of Pisces. I doubt Piscean Michelle Bachman will be on the ballot on 6 November. Piscean Rick Perry is a long shot dud, though I cant rule him out completely. Piscean fishy Mitt Romney however has the best chance to spawn with history. Romney has powerful destiny aspects to the American natal birth chart mentioned in the previous chapter. The Mercury in Sagittarius-Neptune in Pisces retrogrades may lead to voter confusion and disputes though and undermine his chances. Mitt Romney at the time of this writing on 21 November 2011 will be the last candidate standing in the Republican Primaries a few months hence but he has a Natal Moon in Scorpio that could be afflicted on election night. I personally sense Barack Obama will win the popular vote by a slim margin but with such wacky astrology afoot, I cant presciently rule out a disputed Electoral College decision against a Romney candidacy where Obama keeps his job but does
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not win the popular vote. The 2012 presidential election night wont be the same as 2000. The Mercury Retrograde in 2000 was at the end of its transit. In 2012, its at the beginning at the stationary retrograde position. Although the retrograde affects us the most at the beginning and end of its passage, I believe we wont see this retrograde inhibit the voters from getting to the polls and punching wrong ballot butterfly holes. The votes will be cast on 6 November 2012 with fewer successful attempts to sabotage access to voting like in 2000. The counting of the votes, however, may run into three weeks of recount and dispute where its quite possible under a MercuryNeptune square in retrograde that conspiracies will be afoot trying to change the ballot results by electronic computerized skullduggery. On election night 2012: Mercury in Sagittarius is trined Uranus in Aries. Seen from the collective mindset, it dispenses a climate or an unconscious desire in the voting public to go with the candidate who can speak to the American peoples positive aspirations rather than feed their fears. A Republican challenger would do well not to go negative on Obama in the final days of the election but use this climate to embrace intuitive flashes about a better future. Dont paint a picture about whats wrong with Obama. Paint a propaganda masterpiece about what good could come with a new president in office. Let go of tradition bound Republican fear politics. Mercury in Sagittarius trined Uranus is an aspect favorable to appealing to independently minded voters who are neither stuck in the liberal or conservative ideological ruts. Only a moderate Republican candidate, like Mitt Romney is capable of pulling this off and despite the fact that Jeb Bush in my oracles estimation wouldve been a hands-down victor against Obama in 2012, Romneys tempering, shape-shifting political skills could smooze a different outcome then I have predicted, though I think the odds are long. The Mercury-Uranus trine favors electronics, social networking to get out the vote, etc. In this arena, Obama was brilliant in 2008 in the way he used iPhones and Blackberries to engage his base and get out the vote through social networking. He will have the edge once again in 2012; however, unlike Election Day 2008, Mercury and Uranus both are retrograde. That means Obama will have a harder sell this time around and less forward progress than before rebuilding an army of internet-connected supporters, but his Chicago political persuasion machine under the command of former unregistered political lobbyist and Obamas 2008 campaign manager, David Axelrod, has fought hard elections and won before. They had their baptism of fire going against Hillary Clinton in the 2008 Democratic primaries. They are battle tested. Victory in this tight 2012 race goes to the candidate with the most
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experienced and well-oiled persuasion machine. I look at the Election Day astrology and forecast the most bemused election result of my lifetime. Reason wont play a strong part in how masses of people vote. Belief rules. Mercury in Sagittarius is in its detriment, thus attitude trumps fact. At the time of this writing a little less than a year before election day, I already recognize a lot of that going on in this presidential campaign. The posturing attitudes of both the Democratic President and especially the platoon of Republican Party hopefuls already make one endure in the latter case televised debate after debate filled with reality-show emotional outbursts, simplistic to the point of simpleton explanations of issues with an aversion to debate the devil in the details when solving Americas problems. The 2012 election isnt so much one Obama wins. Its one the Republican primary process can lose before they pick a nationally viable candidate. Who will win and Why At the time of this writing in November 2011, Obama waits in the wings as Republican hopefuls savage each other and try to attract base right wing voters by one-upping each other as to who can foment at the mouth more extremism. When they at last have a candidate chosen, Obama can turn on his election demagoguery and create a false perception that hes the adult in this presidential debate. If he persuades enough people its true hell win. If the Republican candidate can reel back the right wing extremism without throwing his Piscean fishy line too far into its depths, he might wean enough moderate independent voters to his attitude over facts and truth. In short, people on election day will vote with their gut, their irrational feelings, their likeability factor, their collective attraction to a good, simplistic pabulum-matrix over problematic slogan slinger. For those who love reason, it will be an altogether ugly election. Scary, even. A new low in manic minded choices and latent religious bigotry harbored against Mormons if Romney is left standing after the primaries and latent racism directed at an African American in office. The fatuous likability factor gives Obama the edge, despite all the hate and acid I expect to be hurled in his face from the generally White-frightened Right. A majority of Americans still like him as a person, despite the fact that he has disappointed his Democratic base and not lived up to the plethora of way too many promises of change he pushed to be elected in 2008. That was his Natal Neptune Square his Sun in play. It is the character flaw of promising anything, no matter how impossible to get what you want: a womans love, a peoples love, a presidency. Its the sign of a man who woos a woman and once he has conquered her heart, he loses
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focus and interest in her. Obama isnt a philanderer of women. Hes a political philanderer. Obama has some formidable natal aspects that could counterbalance this character flaw in 2012. I dont believe hell play the Don Obama Juan act again. He does eventually learn from his mistakes, though hes slowly cautious to a fault when it comes to learning his lessons. The Republican opposition would be caught in their own Neptunian illusions if they fuel their political strategies with blind faith in thinking Obama is besieged and too weak to win a second term. Neptune entering the Sign of Pisces in 2012 and staying there more than a decade in a water sign triplicity will moderate Obamas impulse to promise the impossible as transiting Neptune draws ever closer to a trine with his Natal Neptune in Scorpio. Moreover, having a Neptune in Scorpio can almost scorpionize your astrological personality. That for once may actually be a good thing as Saturn will begin its two year transit of Scorpio and will be approaching Obamas Natal Neptune in Scorpio at five degrees apart at election time. Even before it happens, transiting Neptune will exactly trine Obamas (lets be friends, lets make up) Venus in Cancer, the Sun sign of the USA. This is key to his reelection: likeability factor. Because the trine begins and continues through late September just before the official Presidential campaign starts in earnest on Labor Day. The trine lasts through the November election and well beyond the recount. This positive Neptune-Venus factor despite being somewhat cooled by Neptune being in retrograde, brings forth a retrogrades positive potential to see millions of voters review their relationship with Obama and give him a second chance. Neptune and Venus in trine will help tilt collective destiny in his favor if he can reframe the dreams he oversold in 2008 with skillful contrition whilst propagating how change has been delayed by intransigence in US Congress in his first term in Washington. He can spread this myth of a change bringer happily unsupported by faith based, not fact based, attacks from the Right and on lukewarm support of his own party on the Left. Hell be the likable adult in a capital filled with cranky Congressional children and a position-shuffling Republican candidate. Obama can play the hard reality giver, the Im the adult in Washington card in 2012 owing to his Saturn in Capricorn being is strongly aspected and since Pluto is in Capricorn and is defining the times, it gives him the power to be perceived as a man of destiny. Saturn also being ruler of Aquarius grants Obama the resources if he should access them rightly, to be once again a powerful persuader as his Ascendant (outer expression sign) is in Aquarius. He was born with the planet of
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higher mindedness and expansion (Jupiter) also in Aquarius. Jupiter will be transiting Gemini in 2012 and be trined Obamas natal Jupiter in mid to late June 2012. This will be the best moment when Obama can find the demagogic voice that engages millions in the American Spring movement, gaining enough of in their trust and votes to re-elect him for a second term. He could make the American Spring his springboard. Obamas Natal Sun is strong in Leo, the sign of the fixed organizer. Mutable Piscean candidates as of this chapters writing in November 2011 dominate the current Republican stable. If one of these fish should swim it to the finish line as the Republican Candidate, it wont be the best Sun sign to pit against Obama. Mutable signs when succumbing to unconscious habits tend to be hard to pin. They do the Mitt Romney flip-flopping Piscean fish thing. They go Bachman vague like a deer in the headlights at a hunting party at Rick Perrys formerly named Nigger Head Ranch. They suddenly space out like Perry in a debate. Oops, there ends a Piscean space cases hopes to unseat the Leo in the Oval Office in 2012. Ron Paul, a Leo like Obama, turned Libertarian Leo candidate in a third party run is positively aspected by the Moon on election night, assuring if hes willing to run that his will be the best third party raid on the National Election two-party monopoly since Ross Perot. Trump? Hes Gemini. Sun sign of the double personality. Not a good election day for mutable air signs. The in and out, the bad Donald personality one day trumping the good. Like his political-astrological soul mate, Gemini Newt Gingrich, he sometimes has bold and refreshing ideas that get trumped by beating a dead horse with really bad ideas, like his shameless Obama birther campaign that had him leaving the race early on in the spring of 2011. Gemini mutability might prompt an impulse to get one of the Donalds back in the race in 2012. Then the other Donald will get back out. Then get back in yadda, yadda, yadda. Donald Trumps natal Pluto comes close to conjunction with Pluto in Capricorn on Election Day making him a celebrity of the times. A man who equally personifies the very best and the very worst of times. Whether you want to pin your poppycock on Obama being born a Kenyan or in a place nearly as exotic and far removed from the American mainstream states as hula hoop gyrating Hawaii, hes the lucky recipient at birth of an astrological chart giving him ego-personality tools to fix his astrological faults. A square in ones chart indicates where one needs to grow, where one needs to apply the positives of ones life experience and character towards understanding and perhaps moderating bad habits and faults. Obama may have wasted his first term learning how to be
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president. Indeed, a year before he even ran for office I warned that Obama, blinded by his impatient ambition to woo America and become its president would come to his destiny too soon and too immature for the job. This is again his negative SunNeptune square inducing him believe his own impossible Neptunian dreams and his egoistic (Sun) part in the illusion. Its better to come to your destiny too soon than too late. I see that counter balances in Obamas chart allow him to play enough catch-up to perhaps campaign at least as the president he was supposed to be, the one destiny intended for election in 2012, not 2008. By election time, Mars will transit Obamas natal Mars. This might magnify anger against his reelection, but I think the stellar scales will be tipped towards magnification of new beginnings for a new term. The Moon on election night will be in Leo in conjunction with Obamas Sun in Leo. This will magnify good emotions and feelings about him in enough people to give him a second chance at his destiny.
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Drum it out, reader the tempo of 2012: One, two-two, one. One-one, two (12/21/12) One, two-two, one. One-one, two (12/21/12) Bridge the beat by including the whole years number: One, two-two, one. Two-ott-one-two (12/21/2012) One, two-two, one. Two-ott-one-two (12/21/2012) OK, Ringo Star gazers, close it with a European Calendrical flourish: Two-ONE-one-two. TWO-ott-one two! (21/12/2012) My 2011 New Years resolution is to compose a tune based on this rhythm, with my music collaborator, Talia Toni Marcus help. Seven billion songs can be written solo or in collaboration with others. We can all play and sing our tunes to the skies on Winter Solstice Day 2012, celebrating life, celebrating the discomfort of birth, leaving comfort behind altogether for all seeking of comfort is an attempt to hold onto a past that is dying as new adventures in
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human evole-revolution now gain pace. The winter solstice of 2012 isnt the end of time but the end of year one of a final, five-year travail. 2012 will light the match of a great purification, where one Mayan-counted age is immolated and out of its ashes, the Phoenix of a new fivemillennia Mayan age has completely emerged from the vagina of vaticination. The astrology for 21 December 2012 has some significant astrological aspects warranting a single chapter dedicated to one of 365 days of 2012. Come hither and yod to a rare astrological configuration on the first winter night when we sing and drumbeat our songs. A Yod happens when a planet lines up in two quincunx aspects, 150 degrees each to two other planets sort of like making a Y on an astrological wheel chart. The horns points of the Y if you like form when two planets are in sextile (a 60 degree aspect wherein positive opportunities and good ideas are possible). Though these planets are in positive potential play, they are incompatible with the planet in a quincunx stem of the configuration because; at its 150-degree variance, this planet neither matches the compatibility of signs, genders nor the element of the two sextiled planets. In short, a Yod is an aspect revealing how positive ideas and potentials struggle with that which is alien to them. On 21 December 2012, Jupiter (the planet of expansion and/or selfrighteousness) is in a Yod quincunx with Pluto (zeitgeist ruler of transformation or degeneration of an age) and Saturn (the limitator, repressor or compassionate reality giver, i.e., the teacher). Influencing this Yod of Jupiter with Pluto and Saturn, is an opposition Venus with Jupiter. Venus is in turn conjoins Mercury. In laymans terms, the higher mind and expansion planet (Jupiter) is in a tugof-war with how to relate and inspire its higher mindedness (Venus-Mercury). Thus, Jupiter is blocked to this potential and is running that stuck state down the Yodding conduit to Pluto (age definer), in Capricorn (establishment authority, structure, business, order) and Saturn (reality giver and what restricts). Thus on 21 December 2012, the winter solstice moment is not going to awaken the world in a contact enlightened high. It will express a collective, deeply confused feeling about how to relate and what to relate as a solution to an uncertain future. Saturn on 21 December 2012 will be in Scorpio, the sign of desires, sex (life force its use or misuse). In this sign of death and rebirth, Saturn will be the one who has to cut the crap of systemic flaws in Pluto-Capricorn and teach civilization new ways based on earthy, practical world realities. Saturn is karmic accountant wearing shades and back in black leather, saying, Stop looking for pies in the friggin skies and get real about your financial responsibilities, your business affairs, corporate resources, how to generate new revenues (that means TAXES boobie) and
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account for yourselves. However, to do this, Saturn is being blocked by a climate of self-righteousness, religious and economic urges to extremism, faith based economic and political philosophies, medieval in their anti-scientism. It sort of sounds like our current stable of world leaders and economists who seem tone deaf to climate and economic changes and the millions crowding the streets of the world demanding new directions and fairness in their dealing and doling out shared Saturnine sacrifices. December 2012 doesnt look good for the global economy. This time the Cold Depression could glow hot in many regions of the world in the US, in Europe especially. Jupiter is the focal point of change. It is afflicted, however, so this means change is afflicted and it is a most difficult thing to bring about in December 2012 onwards into 2013 because of this Yod on the Winter solstice birthday of 2013. It becomes a defining natal aspect in the birth chart of the 365 day long life of the year 2013. On the winter solstice of 2012, history goes on without this Pollyanna lift in consciousness New Age oddities seem to think can happen like a marijuana contact high just because an alignment of the Sun and Earth with Galactic Center makes it so. The Yod that night maps out in the skies for us in 2013 the Himalayan task wherein evolution isnt a contact high. Enlightenment of this civilization isnt just going to happen because you have fixated on the mind drug of smiling hope-iates. The lifting of consciousness must be earned, one individual at a time and the only time is right now. You dont wait for someone else to blow enlightenment in your face. Contact highs come from outside yourself. Enlightenment wells from inside. Gods Fickle Finger of Fate A Yod is otherwise known as the Finger of God. Id add that Gods giving our illusion the middle finger. On the year defining first winter night of 2012, there will be added tensions of squares pulling Venus (relationships, diplomacy) with goals and ambitions in inharmonious and adverse (90 degree) aspect with Uranus (change, sudden upheaval, revolution) and Jupiter. The square will award the Yod a Rowan and Martin Laugh in Fickle Finger of Fate trophy because of a divine comedy Dan Rowan and Dick Martin holding of errors in worldwide leadership requiring many the Bippy, otherwise known as the a governments hopefully peaceful overthrow, Fickle Finger of Fate trophy.
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hopefully by ballot and referendum measures rather than by bullet and machine guns. For the first winter night of December 2012, Gods finger will be fickle-flipped at collective expectations placed on 2012 as being the end and beginning of the world or the end of being Stupid. If there was no fixation on 2012, the astrological aspects of the solstice are interesting in themselves and worthy of comment beyond the prophetic hyperbole of 2012 ideology or better idiot-ology. I say that last barb on 20 November 2012, exactly 13 months outside the age-changing Mayan Calendar event and I will make this prediction for the record: There will be no shift of consciousness or shift of the Earths polar axis, or anything much happening that you wouldnt see before during and after other important convergent aspects happening on other days. Weve been living in intense astrological times anyway for the last few years. Those of you who have read my previous almanacs and weekly articles at Hogueprophecy.com know that big thinks and things have happened in the stars to match the Yod, such as the grand T square of Pluto, Uranus and Saturn in the summer of 2010. Chief among these where seismic disruptions in society, economy and even earthquakes of natural or volcanic aspect. Such upheavals will be happening in and around 21 December 2012s Yod. Im sure there will be lot of Chicken Little, Sky is Falling, doomsayers as well as New Age, Polly-gone-crackers-Annas declaring their contact enlightenment, who will spin these reports of upheavals as being more significant astrologically proven events than those past and future on account of the 2012 dates projected celebrity. More astrologically potent days are coming, such as a spate of Pluto-Uranus squares between now and 2015 as mentioned earlier. A little more than two years left of Saturn in Scorpio will intensify efforts to recover an ecological inheritance for future generations that the parent and procrastinating generation in power is smokestack fuming away. Thats why a collective alarm and anger of the young, the New Millennial generation around the world, will give rise to rebellion against established order. Saturn in Scorpio rules inheritance. The inheritance of a happy, growing, promising future isnt set before our young. The inheritance of a planet in ecological balance and limitless cornucopia of resources is not before them unless we manage the world differently. The young will be tempted more than ever in the next two years following 2012 to find a savior or saviors like many people sought in Germany during the dark Depression days of the 1920s and early 1930s. Saturn transiting Scorpio generates
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a mass desire for order and authority when the world is in chaos. Beware what you wish for. Eating Nostradamus Hat I know what Ill be doing on 21 December 2012, talking about what you just read in this chapter so far with George Noory on Coast to Coast AM, broadcast to over 650 stations across North America and the Caribbean and on a live feed on the worldwide web. I most likely will be sitting in my home office, oldfashioned landline telephone receiver in my waxcongested ear, connected to 20 million listeners in North America and around the world. The pulsing LED light sculptures slowly throbbing and melding all the Source: wishpot.com. colors of the natural light spectrum in aurora-borialic clouds and patterns on my off-white office walls like Scottys engine room on Star Trek. Ill stare off into the dark beyond my office window and make my challenge, to eat Nostradamus hat on air if the world starts to end by showtime. I dont actually have Nostradamus three-cornered professors hat. Ill have to eat one of my own knitted berets, I guess. Perhaps that old green thing atop my head in History Channels The Next Nostradamus documentary. After nothing happens, maybe George and I will talk about how the Yod finger of God is angled like a peace sign from the sixties. Thus the idea of peace is a mixed bag just like what the Yod represents astrologically a mixed bag. Some Christian prophecy watchers would say the peace sign is a broken cross, signifying a secret sign of the Antichrist. Others would retort: all new Christs, new world teachers that is, are anti what has appeared before them. Christ was anti-Moses to the established religious mainstream of Christs day. Id like to hope 21 December 2012 marks the end of stupid and the beginning of an age that is anti-Christ in a positive way. Maybe 2012 could mark the year the Christians devote themselves and pray to the real name of their master. Let the Yod restore the name of Yeshua. Time to drop a Greco-Roman misnomer that took the kosher heart out of such a beautiful and significant world teacher. Its high time Christians understand how this label is derogatory. Its what the pagan Romans derisively called followers of Yeshua when they were viewed as new fanclub members of just another emerging Roman cult. They called these catacombdwelling Rajneeshees of the Pax Romana Little Christies or Christianites or mini-
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Christs thats what Christian means. Time for a Yod to a Yeshua movement. Restore the Son of Man and Galilee to his original name and go back to the teachings and not the borrowed lamb sacrifice blarney from other Romanized cults like Persian Mithras. Weve occupied Wall Street. Lets occupy Yeshua and liberate his ministry from the Pagan Roman Jesus Christ cult. How to Score when youre partying like its Twenty-Twelve Coming back to the heavenly bodies in the sky of 12-21-12, theres more than just a Yod going on. The starry sky of the first winter night is busy. Theres a lot of square dancing going on. In a deeper sense Squares are growth points, friction points giving heat and enough discomfort to awaken our sleepy souls attention to where we need to grow and purify our lives. Heres what youve got to deal with in the square department that night: The Sun (in Capricorn) is square Uranus whist it quincunxes Neptune (in Aries). The celebrations of 21-12-2012 will be erratic, impulsive and spacey. Watch where you swing your magic wands when you harmonically converge. Dont drink beyond your limit or your hangover on 22 December will seem like the end of the world in your aching head and belly. A great night to go rainbow lady eccentric though! Party girl Venus in free-loving Sagittarius is squared Uranus in impetuous Aries and squared Jupiter in a schizophrenic Gemini. That means you might end up in the sack with a guy who talks too much and sniffed waaay too much Police pepper spray in Occupy Oxnard demonstrations. So whats a Venusian girls need for an emotionally satisfying fling to do at the end of the Mayan Age when the Moon is also flaming emotive in Aries, conjoining, magnifying the revolutionary-chasing Uranus until both of you split the 2012 contact enlightenment bong party for that connubial conjunction that is definitely not fair and square with Pluto. Not the planet. I mean Pluto. Your new boyfriends dog. Your booty boys Great Dane. Hes sleeping. He has claimed your side of the bed. I guess its time to talk about oppositions Our lady Venus preparing for bed will be in a tug of war with the sleepy, massive, passive-aggressive dog occupying her side of the covers. The dog has a mind (Mercury) of his own and its unconsciously opposed to her bedtime ambition. Pluto wont yield any space whilst the jabbering, Jupternian boy toy she wants to
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bed is blabbing in the kitchen, making a nightcap of espresso. But fear not my Venus, youre the evening star planet of the Mayan Calendar, and the basis of their calendrical machinations. You wanted the Mayan end of the world to rock your world tonight and if party Moons and Uranus go together, youre going to score big. Youll have to let sleeping dogs like Pluto the Great Dane lie in your bed despite the cramped dimensions for Kama Sutra exercises because the Sun is exactly conjoined Pluto and that dog knows exactly where he wants to sleep, come what harmonious conjunctions erupt on the other side of that bed! Well! I see its time to get to the astrologically lurid Sextiles! What can Lady Venus and Gemini jabbering Jupiter expect? Well, that Sun of a gun is going to get some sextile with Neptune, he is. His Mars symbolized in astrology with the shield and the um spear is going to get sextiled with her North Node! Which brings me to Pluto again. No! Nothing kinky with animals, honey. Ive got this psychic suspicion, based on Gemini Jupiters sextile with Pluto that hell be keeping his Martian Mickey Mouse north node arrow vigorous to your great satisfaction not by remembering football scores. Hell be thinking about Pluto and figuring out how hes going to get him out of bed so you can both cuddle comfortably afterwards. The dog will sleep through it all anyway. You however are in for a great and orgasmic time wave zero moment! The temples of Venus will move and the Mayan skies will fall! Thats because your Moon will be thoroughly sextiled good and well, leaving you cosmically expansive and feeling Tantric-Khajuraho-statue spiritual after singing a new Neptune tune in fishy fantastic Pisces! The Future in the Final Mayan Orb Now, Where was I? Oh yes! If forgot to tell you about the Mayan astrological orb. I doubt youll hear about it anywhere else. I dont think anyone has written about it before because it mixes two very different traditions together, Western astrology and the Mayan alignment with Galactic Center, which happened, so say the more accurate computer measurements of JPL, 13 to 14 years earlier than proscribed by Mayan astronomers for 21 December 2012. Now, if you made a measurement of the very slow precession of the Sun through the stellar coal sack of cosmic dust obscuring the Milky Way Galaxys center next to the constellation Sagittarius arrow, the time the Sun began back tracking each winter solstice through the stellar cloud until it completely leaves the cloud
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takes 30 years. The Sun began its retrograde retreat in 1986 and wont be completely out of the cloud in winter solstice lineups until 21 December 2016. Astrologically speaking you could say an exact conjunction of the Sun-Earth and galactic Center had an orb that is, an influence on world history, intensifying between 1986 through 1998; then, climaxing in 1998-1999; then, gradually de-intensifying its influence on history after 1999 until all influence ends by the completion of 2016. Applying the orb concept in this way is by no means traditional astrology. Yet in the spirit of these revolutionary times of new beginnings, I asked myself, Why not do what Steve Jobs famously said, think different about how we theorize and customize new ways to interpret the portents of the cosmos? A new future requires a new augury. Therefore, I interpret this Mayan epochal boundary line in time drawn between two ages with the temporal thickness of 30 years is the death and renewal period of two 5,000-year Mayan cycles (1986-2016). The Maya mathematics is in love with fives, so 30 years divide into six, fiveyear units of time. These then are the degrees of the orb of six five-year long degrees. With the winter solstice of 2011, history begins the final five-year long degree to its complete transition from one 5,000-year old Mayan epoch to the new epoch, thus completing the reboot of the cycle by the winter solstice of 2016. Theres a lot of clearing and cleaning out of the last vestiges of the fading 5,000-year baktun cycle to come. Consider the many flash points of revolutionary upheaval to come after 2012 when Uranus (revolution) and Pluto (established order) square off in waves of revolution in all walks of life in May 2013, November 2013, April 2014, December 2014 and March 2015. The last Sun and Earths alignment with galactic center will occur on the winter solstice of 2016, just a little over five years from the time I write this in November 2011, in the year the IEA says the Rubicon will be crossed in Climate Change. That is when current trends of growing carbon emissions of our carbon budget has maxed out at 450 parts per million (ppm) of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere that in 2017 begins to trigger a cascade of climate changes threatening the sustainability of future civilization. As the toilet flush is at its loudest and rapidly cyclonic spin at the end of the plunge, I expect the next five years to be the most rocky of this passing down the tubes of one great Mayan counted era of history to the birth and travail bringing on the new. We are talking about a new era flush that hasnt happened since the third millennium b.c.e. Most of our known human history, its fossilized and fecalized
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traditions must gurgle and loudly report their departure down historys plumbing and since Mayan years begin and end with the winter solstice, 12/21/12 marks one year down, four purging years to go, cleansing away the old, the past, the stupid.
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That time has come. The time always come. Always here, always now. The critical mass of enlightenment is ever contained in the eternity of the present moment. That moment can be accessed by the ancient-newest science of the scientifically friendly Aquarian Age. The science of self-observation, meditation, will prepare the way for such a shift in human consciousness. Mystics and seers alike tell us that five percent of the human population in any era has ever had the power to awaken to their full potential of consciousness and love. They tell us that quality of consciousness is far more powerful than quantity: Even if two hundred people are aflame, enlightened, the whole world will become enlightened, because these two hundred torches can give fire to millions of people. Osho It will be enough if I can get a hundred complete men, empty of petty egoism, who will be the instruments of God. Sri Aurobindo If there are only five people who will listen, who will live, who have their faces turned towards eternity, it will be sufficient. J. Krishnamurti Today, there are more people questioning their programmed habits and seeking to better themselves spiritually than ever before, yet prophets for a new humanity say that only 200 to as few as five of these 350 million potential Christ/Buddhas
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need awaken to their full potential to affect a climate change for the better in our collective consciousness. The first small signs of this evolutionary jump are already around us. Despite the hysteria mongering and sensationalizing of the press, a second look at statistics and trends shows that crimes are decreasing wars are becoming fewer. In 1990, there were 33 wars raging around the world. Twenty-two years later in 2011, there are twelve. An unprecedented number of people around the world are now aware of the dangers of global warming, overpopulation, and the latters consequence of unsustainable food and water use. Today, hundreds of millions of people are practicing meditation, more than the sum total of all those who meditated in the last 5,000 years. Through such efforts in self-observation, people across the world are becoming aware they must break out of conditioned patterns and sever their ties with those fossilized traditions of the past that will bring on the coming catastrophes. Weve been talking about the one-percent, the 99-percent. Now lets get to the most important group with the key to our golden future. Who are these people of the five percent with the potential for enlightenment? What are their attributes, what is their state of mind? Who are these spiritual survivalists? Unlike the garden-variety survivalists the armed paranoids who bury themselves in the outback of many a country, waiting for the breakdown of civilization come 2012 or any time afterwards the spiritual survivalist is someone who is more than paranoid. There is something out to get them an identified, neurotic, lying mind; a set of programmed emotions they were trained to adopt as their own. These survivalists arent trying to arm and bury themselves in a hole, theyve suddenly awakened to the reality that conditioning has buried them already in a hole of false egoism that inwardly and outwardly makes them regard and create the world in division rather than whole and healthy. They, like the redneck apocalyptic survivalists, also see an apocalypse coming and feel the need to arm themselves. Not with guns, but with something that can help them remember their true enemy the same enemy that sabotages their lives and the lives of billions of people who are unaware of it their own robotic behavior set to unravel the world. Their spiritual survivalism isnt negative or fear based, because fear and negativity are also the enemy. They are generally secretive like the apocalyptic survivalists because most of them have yet to find the weapon and the strategy to outwit that, which has been imposed over their souls. For now, they move among us trying to be as normal as they can and fit into the world they secretly know is insane a world they secretly understand from their heart of hearts could be beautiful, and
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sane, but they just dont know how to make it happen just yet. They are looking for ways and they are taking sides. You will know you are in the presence of a true spiritual survivalist when they appear suspicious of anyone who protests too loudly their enlightenment and your duty to respect it. They wont accept on face value with an unskeptical eye anyone professing love and spirituality in nicely packaged bromides of borrowed dogma. They especially disdain anyone who says they believe in this or that, and then blink and smile that sleepy self-spiritually satisfied smile. A spiritual survivalist is more likely to be surly, uncomfortable to be around, hard to lie to. They dont consider others; they consider the truth. They will G.I. Gurdjieff be misfits, doubters, and questioners. They might even appear irreligious compared to the way you and I are trained to perceive religion. I would like to close this book giving the counsel of the enlightened. Those fellow spiritual survivalists, our friends and fellow travelers in eternity, who became divinely discontented with the old, robotic, conditioned human. They acknowledge their uncertainty and pain, as well as offer suggestions as to how the discontented can spiritually survive as strangers in a strange and unconscious land: The [golden] age envisioned by common seekers is a spectacular display that only extends the traditional madnessand foolishness of mankind. But I desire a new order of men and women, who will not begin from all of that, but who will apply themselves, apart from all dilemmas and all seeking, to the harmonious Event of Real Existence. Adi Da (1980) To speak the truth, they will have closed mouths. Nostradamus (1555) To speak the truth, one must know what the truth is and what a lie is, and first of all in oneself. G. I. Gurdjieff (1916)
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When you start becoming authentic, you will be in conflict. But that conflict is worth it. It is the price one has to pay to attain to inner life. One has to pay it. You cannot avoid it. If you want infinite bliss, a life which is beyond death, a life which is eternal, then you have to pass through the austerity[which] is in the beginning only because you become a stranger to a life where everybody is a liar, and where everybody is trying to show the way he is not. If you become true, you dont fit but that is only in the beginning. You dont fit with the society, but immediately you fit with God. And one who fits with God does not bother whether he fits with the society or not. He has entered into a greater harmony. Osho (1975) I call you all to prayer, to explore and experiment with a new religion, or better, religiousness. I wish to share with you the meditation techniques that will help a newly awakening spiritual survivalist deal with the initial existential conflict at the beginning of awakening awareness of self, then pass through the twilight zone
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