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MY BUTT ASCENDED TO 5D YESTERDAY so like pretty damn nasty twerk til u smile, k.

0. This list is the Mean Girls Burn Book of Alt Lit 1. Steve Roggenbuck is the Skrillex of Alt Lit 2. Beach Sloth is the (love of my life) Santa Claus of Alt Lit 3. Tao Lin is the autism of alt lit lol lol(x2) 4. meta knight is the barney fife of alt lit (in a good way) 5.michael hessel-mial is the willie nelson of alt lit (nice ) 6.HTMLgiant is the arrogant ivy league student of alt lit 6. chase kersey is the ke$ha of alt lit 6.Janey Smith is the pervy angel of Alt Lit 9. Noah Cicero is the Aaron Lewis of alt-lit 10. Rachel Benson is NOT the punky brewster of Alt Lit 11. no one is the writer of alt lit (lol) (kill me) 12.blare coughlin is the st. bernard of Alt Lit 13.google docs is the aol chat of alt lit < am proud of this> 14. young chakotay butler is the magnum cock of alt-lit <YES> 15. SNCK PCK is the nike of alt lit (via sweatshops) 16. IRL is the dreamscape of fAlt Lit 17. dustymouths is the kind older uncle of alt lit 18. John Rogers is the Willy Wonka of alt lit 19. Jack Williams is the Taking Back Sunday of alt-lit 20. Andrea Coates is the Princess Zelda of alt lit
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21. Santino Dela is the ALY LOHAN of Alt Lit 22. 666 is the crucifix of Alt Lit 22. elliot barbernell is the tiny cute cupcake of alt lit/justin beiber of alt lit 23. hannah lee is the mix CD of alt-lit 24. comic sans is the dick dastardly of alt lit 24. tyranosex is the Steve Kaufman of Alt Lit 25. SUBTWEETING ARE THE SONNETS OF ALT LIT--nice 26. This List is the beginning of the end of alt lit. HEHE 27. Frick is the Fuck of alt lit 28. My mom is the Henry Kissinger of Alt Lit 29. UNCLE DENISE IS THE BRUCE WILLIS OF ALT LIttt 30. STEPHEN TULLY DIERKS IS THE WHITE PERSON OF ALT LIT 31. GUILLAUME MORRISSETTE IS THE dream husband of alt lit 32. DENNIS COOPER IS THE dennis quaid of alt lit 33. SARAH JEAN ALEXANDER IS THE dream wife of ALT LIT 34. ANDRUW WORTHINGTON IS THE new willis plummer of alt lit 35. HEIKO JULIEN IS THE MCDONALDS (mcrib) of ALT LIT 36. THERON JACOBS IS THE caps lock of ALT LITTTT 37. LIVIA FRANCHINI IS THE JMW TURNER OF ALT LIT 38. JACOB STEINBERG IS THE carrie bradshaw of alt lit 39. MATT ROMNEY IS THE PRESIDENT. 40. DUDEBUTT IS THE AUSTIN ISLAM QUOTE MEME of ALT LIT 41. NATHAN MASSERANG 43. Crispin Best is the WORST of Alt Lit. (GEDDIT>>??? yes/no) 44. Internet Poetry is the (!!!!!!) 45. horse.ebooks/ponies.edu is the nic cage of alt lit 46. Ebooks are the Table Salt of alt lit. 47. Ebenezer Albacore is the Strom Thurmond of alt lit 48. petulanceparty/Iris Karuna is the ghost teen of alt lit 49. goatse is the bane of alt lit 50. 'numbered lists' are the street fighter2 hd turbo remix machine of alt lit---yooo who plays sf? 51. 'i' is the 'zarathustra' of alt lit 52. ashley obscura is the voodoo princess of alt lit
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53. Joe Donovan is the Douglas Bubbletrousers of alt lit. 54. @halfdope is the kendall jenner of alt lit. 55. murrene is the Jagged Little Pill of Alt Lit 56. denzel washington is the little orphan annie of alt lit 57. @theriverrambles is the bob marley of alt lit 58. Lungbones is that guy of altlit FUCK UR GOATSE SHIT :(:(:(:( ;) ;) ;) ;)
Feel sad about the state of alt lit in general when alt lit crush posts get 100+ comments but no one comments about actual boobs,... what HMMM ACTUAL BOOb<NICEs . NEVER HEARD OF THOSE, SORRY boobs, <NICE those are those weird things you crush pills on, right? < NICE

who else is tempted to just delete everything iits been done before dont u would be ruining the fun who is elliot barnernell? - austin islam I FEEL LIKE THIS COULD BE A NEW WAY TO MAKE LOVE????????? cyborgasm yes i love u like justin loves selena - austin islam HEY FAT ANGEL <<<< DONT SUBTWEET ME IN GOOGLE DOCS THAT IS PLAIN >>>>RUDE<<<<< is this out of control yet? yes nice you gotta be all lookin for faww come on why you gotta play like this im sorry i stole yr lraq that was outta line

HEY WHOs RuininG THE fun??? its okhahhehehehehehehe xo cool heres an l for you l ty

lol

I LOVE YOU TOO IM GONNA HUG YOU A LOT AM I THE ONLY NON ANONYMOUS PERSON IN ALT LIT WHO CANT SPELL ??? GUYS I THINK I HAVE DYSLEXIA BUT I ALSO THINK IT MIGHT BE CAUSE I TYPE LIKE A DUMBASS ON THE INTERNET TOO MUCH ??? ? ? nobody can spell orthography is a giant Conspiracy >> NICE, u can quote me on that

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- ANON #46353 THIS IS AOL CHAT IF AOL CHAT WAS ALT LIT

i AM THE NOBODY OF ALT LIT AND I DONT CARE I LOVE I LOVE U PEOPLE WE LOVE YOU TOO i cant do this in real life the internet is extremely okay its not like bad u fukrs u fukrs u fukrs u fukrs etc ur good, ur good i think we are gonna explode into a hug chat happy hug chat be ok everyone be ok be fine with doing nothing and not feeling anything but BUTTS (pretty funny) THANKS ;) ;) ;) THATS ME ;) ;) ;) PRETTY AND FUNNY ;) ;) ;) (LOL KIL ME) a flower in my hand and a gun to my head this is alt lit

how do i join alt lit????????????????????????---just email tao lin hell let u in (binky.tabby@gmail.com)

type your response here: ___fucking write something, christ _____________________ just write stuff that you feel and if people like it, they like it, if they dont, they dont. who cares. do you think anyone was ever like hey.... wanna join.... transcendentalism . ? fuck no. it was just a common mode of thought. ____________________________________________________________ do you want to join alt lit or do you want to make friends? I CAME 4 ALT LIT BUT STAYED 4 THE FWENDS <<< CUTE ALERT
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>>>> ____________________________________________________________ ______________________________ someday i think i am going to learn how to fly an airplane with one of those smoke machines on the back of it and i am going to fly a loop de e loop in the air and make a giant heart and in the heart im going to write 1. I LOVE THE INTERNET ENERGY #IRL 2. I NEED TO TAKE FLYING LESSONS 3. i need to learn how to take a shower without crying (I HAD A PHASE WHERE I COULD ONLY SHOWER IF I SPENT ~ 1 HOUR CRYING SAT DOWN ON THE SHOWER FLOOR, POSSIBLY COVERING THE PLUG AND LETTING THE WATER RISE, I DONT KNOW WHAT FILLED UP THE BASIN (IS IT A BASIN)?? THE SHOWER WATER OR MY ~TEARS~~~ :( :( :( 4. when i masturbate i turn the bathtub upside down 5. sometimes tears tell you where you need to go 6. whered you go guys?!?!?!? guys?!?!? I AM HERE 7. :PICTURE OF VAGINA: 8. all i wanna do is cash register noise cash register noise gunshot (GOOD) jesus christ lol 9. U@E 10. this is fun i think 11. im having fun 12. are you having fun 13. U$@ i feel moderate amounts of fun i feel, idk, it feels perfectly ok that is good -poem

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8=> c=8 15. im bizarro lit


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how come alt lit ppl dont read bks (GOOD POINT) 17. is alt lit an alternative to reading books? 18. 19. i think i decent amounts of fun herem going to become a manatee so help me god (hahahaha i appreciate u)

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a. im gonna take my name of twhaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaf thawhahahahahahahaha loHAVE A HTER ON DECK b. HATER ON important question that i am looking for an answer to c. THIS SHIT IS REAL d. HATER ALERT whaaaaaaat? e.
important question that i am looking for an answer to, like, a serious answer: who all reads books that are not conventionally considered alt lit and who just reads alt lit exclusively? or like, i would like to hear how often ppl read other shit and what kind of shit. idk,, i do i pretty much only read pre-1900 books ok, sweet, what do you read, / i like oscar wilde.

f. important question that i am looking for an answer to g. h. IM i. i like to read books that i learn something from. j. <8) jesus murphy what the Heck is goin on Holy Hek I SINCERELY HOPE everybody likes their current skull, its hard to change that after birth Christ am I even alive .yeah obviously feel like this is the closet to marriage I ever want to get. I am inside you all. Now. Were starving in the belly of a whale oh god comic sans
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this is like a never ending vortex of changing letters and words and FUCK IMPACT UGH I WANTED THIS TO BE A POSITIVE <8) OF FUN AND HAPPINESS OK THIS IS ALRIGHT BUT VERY JARRING

This font was created with the intention of disrupting your thought processes.
hihihih :HELLO DER: TODAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND HE FED ME LIQUOR AND TURKEY IT WAS ALRIGHT I THINK WE SMOKED A LOT AND HE PLAYED US CURE RECORDS WHICH WAS KIND OF WEIRD BECAUSE ROBERT SMITH DOESNT SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD SMOKE POT ANY OF THE TIME EVER MAYBE HE DID I DONT KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT ROBERT SMITH I bet he smokes, hes probably super cool if youre nice and not an idiot DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ROBERT SMITH I DONT I ALREADY ESTABLISHED THIS THING THIS IS A TERRIBLE POEM WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE also why was i writing in caps lock im taking a drink i am sitting back in bed i am asking myself questions and i do not know how to answer any of them i am just down here writing a goddam novel look at me go the internet is cool i think the internet is kind of like your older cousin who you kind of know but not really who gives you high fives sometimes but mostly forgets you exist its cool though

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youre cool with the internet. its a busy thing its got a lot to do and not enough time

thank a penis is the closest thing to happiness that Gosh ever gave me

hey wtf is going on down here u frikrs? every1s frikken frikin.


The future or a pile of hungry wolves finding nothing but a ton of Andy Warhol bananas on the sidewalk on which to roost. Rooster Cogburn etc. maybe Charles Portis is alt i feel like william Saroyan might be gonna find out when my cat stops meowing

the idea of a pile of wolves makes me strangely horny.


fun frickin stuff

why the heck is frick like our lil catch phrase who(steve roggenbuck) woke up one morning and was like hey im gonna say frick its gonna be the new Hip Thing to do and then they went out and did it

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wow im gonna say frick a lot is it worse than zonkers? its about on par ARE YOU PRETTY GOOD AT MAKING SUSHI? also who the hell posted goaths ew butt stuff

i was online for new years duh <<< SAME >>> WOULD EVERYONE FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE IF I WAS naked??? OR.. . . ??? THANK U i want to be a shit in ur bowels

nobody is real we are all anonymous


Who is Austin Islam? ~ Austin Islam

im not afraid of the ocean are you afraid of the ocean


My Dad took me on a halibut fishing trip in Alaska and I hid in the bathroom the whole time. I was afraid of catching a fish because I was sure he would drag me down to the bottom of the ocean. and he did, :wub: :wub: :wub:

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[judges fall off building into car park] iim going to give you a 7/10 [walks into restaurant]

i was okay in the sea i am gay WOW I know what I am d0ng

hey hey hey read my frickin peener frickers, I cant remember what it was maybe if beach sloth touches me gently on the peener ill become a good writer maybe if i drink a lot of roggenbuck-blessed cum ill become a good writer maybe if heiko julien says lets have sex to me ill become a good writer i know i hope so Ill probably make a bunch of it before hand, make some rolls and stuff while Im there.

i am not vry much a fun of this here ass :( hey guys thats my uncle thats not nice :(

we are all in a game and some of us are playing it right. that is how it works. but we can all have fun. - obnoxious statems

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lonely poem nice lost sight of the first pagers, deep in the woods

into the farther reaches and farther and farther... / ^ -=- = =-= =-=;=[; +/=/-

o.

.o

I am too drunk for this shit i feel so fucked. FRICKED. fucked. stop cleaning
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your butthole up it is upside down like your smile u will frickety frackety never fix it .butthole my smile is right side up!
nice good lord help me. 666 go goth etc go west young man

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what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda and i have over 300 confirmed kills i am trained in gorilla warfare and im the top sniper in the entire us armed forces you are nothing to me but another target i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth
(*)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(*) ^THIS IS THE LINE^ HEY GUYS LOOK AT ALL THE FUN IM HAVEING DOWN HERE. ITS RLLY COOL DOWN HERE. WOW EVERYONE ABOVE THE LINE IS DUMBBB SURE IS NICE is goth even a direction u can go is it one direction haha that was terrible

do u lyk me? y/n/under moonlight on saturday nights/with cheese/ only for the sex
a/s/l are you an alien? sex is nice, but Im doing it for the cheese im gonna frickin puke that makes two of us

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:makes that two of us: i swear 2 gosh guys im gonna frickin puke im gonna frickin censor u im gonna ruin yr fancy cashmere sweater im not joking im gonna do it to you im gonna puek all over your goddamn cashmere sweater why do u even have one anyway what the fuck do you need a cashmere fucking sweater for im so mad im so frickin mad about this sweater too bad cashmere is so soft :( so pissed about how soft cashmere is

Dude, cashmere is a really cool thing. The reason it is so soft is because each and every fiber is only a few microns in diameter That is a really fine diameter to squeeze out of a pore in a goat Its like the ultimate playdough playset That can make sweaters
my peener is softer than cashmere. this is a poem. [everyone snaps] my peener is softer than cashmere this is a poem about my peener and cashmere and softness oh wait now its hard my peener is hard like the polar bear of your breasts

x.X.x.o.x.X.x.o.x.X.x

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the polar bear of your breasts


THE POLAR BEAR OF YOUR BREASTS

this is a poem about nipples wider than saucers flying ones, in outer space jam welcome to the space jam! its frickin cold in my house its goddamn motherfucking cold in my house why the hell is it cold i paid the heat bill somebody is going to find me all mummified like those people in the andes ok im ok with joining the space jam time place location byoS (the s stands for space) what about J though? well the jam finds you come on and slam welcome to the v Jam peanutbutter and jam lick the peanut butter off me get it stuck in your gums like a doge smack smacking but never getting anywhere like sex without cumming zing

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ha ha ha were alive

were

frickin

alive
somebody call the (were alive)

this is crazy cops

so I really liek this fellatio thing how much do you want to make out with it

GO AHEAD AND GET PISSED THROW AROUND ATTENTION WHORE LIKE IT MEANS SOMETHING ANYMORE IT TOOK US THIS LONG CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IT TOOK US
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THIS

FUCKING

LONG
this long

IT TOOK US UNTIL

THE

INTERNET
TO FIND OUT THAT THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL VOCALIZATION EXPRESSION MANIFESTATION OF HUMANITY IS a penis, a flacid penis<=3(More like <8)
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LOVE ME (k.)
to what?

lol
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hey guise check me out


down here something crazy is going on down here guys wow ur missing it wow omg etc. no i am on the internet there are many things i see here it all goes so fast and i wonder where all the time goes because gosh it really does have to go somewhere i think its worth it. the first time i used the internet was in 1997 and i thought you could type whatever you wanted in the url bar and it would magically take you there. now its 2013 and i am confused.

you are a netscape navigator. i am standing still and


closing my eyes real tight.

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an internet explorer the world wide web is like this great big safari
i think youre worth it<3 ^dawww
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Peenerbutt er
----this is the best thing to come out of this night hehe woooooot

when does this doc end? never, it lives on in your heart that is awesome altlitpress is a website i think let me check i feel
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i am not but i feel like i am

feeling like youre half-way there feeling like youre not at all there gone, like a skipped stone, into the distance maybe or into the depth

A PARABLE: ON THE INTERNET

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people say that all of this stuff on the internet is just nonsense and mostly has nothing to do with irl, bc theyre
just not aware

concerning this someone on the internet said that if you spent your whole life on the internet you yourself would be nothing but the internet and you would rid yourself of all your other cares <- I also need food/ alcohol but yeah, mentally maybe. i bet that is something someone said on the internet you have won but unfortunately only on the internet no, irl, on the internet you have lost

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the internet IS irl ya dawg^


i feel more alive on the internet than i do when i am standing outside waiting for the bus so i guess that is something.
most things are somethning

some things arent something whoa, logic bomb


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there are things going on right now that are here, going on, and right now who can i jerk off on today
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is a thought we often sext others who are u ghost <- which ghost? which one are u <- im a petulant teen ghost im a wild teen its 13 bro year of the wild teen its my year :) <- lucky u! thanks! :))->^ this is some low budget ass shit cant even chat what is this? <-seems shitty/kill
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and so one questions the very nature of life itself lol u ever wach free willy whislt robo tripping michael jackson had it all figured out bro Free Willy Goes Robotripping IV i have never had more fun in my life until today
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this is it i had more fun but it involved a lot more illegal substances id be into doing illegal substances and this at the same time though. that would be pretty fun i think or really fucked, but either way, fun. there are only so many :infinity sign: things that can be communicated in a text box on the internet Sadly for me allimony is not one of
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them. ~ ~there is something beautiful about the restraint and potential a text box offers - thank u ladies and gentlemen if uve ever realistically thought about what ur dick woudl look like as literally a poop pee youuu might be a THANKS OBAMA

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i wish i had some alcohol right now i wish i was fucking right now. me too, wanna fuck?sure. asl? <whats asl lol Age/Species/Liability agreement hi sorry to interrupt but im thinking about charring my dick in my grill what sort of settings?? ZERO HEAT. lots of mustard dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im imagining kind of waiting patiently and beaming kind of matronly on someone casually eating my dick seems nice people coming together asl > shout out to me thank u ^wtf is asl tho every time u say asl on the internet > thank u its a lil shout out 2 me the pink cursor is pretty cute just saying. im haveing sex with the pink cursor
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;) that is cute ;) lol who wants to hop on this 8dddd

flaccified
who wants The D i want it but only if it stays small imagine if a snow globe was literally the dick of a yeti imagine if peace, love, happines, forgiveness, uh, sex, stuff, food, water, shelter, medicine, um, etc., clothes, electricity, etc., peener.
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beautiful the most beautiful dong in the world

literally can i put this information str8 into my bloodstream ? ya its weed. or like weed

who wants to kis? :* :**: ME.

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god bless u:* :*


hey is austin islam here cus i just wanna do a s/o to austin islams cover of shut it down by drake bc i watch it a couple times per week maybe i like it a lot

one time i killed a basil plant by accident


One time i killed a basil plant just to watch it die Dont worry... I was on thyme B)

story time so a gang of feral cats is squatting my back yard and we raised a little kitten with spots who was kind of a dick to the other cats but then it got older and older and now there is a new litter of kittens and this spotted cat is older with an old dick and
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rapes the kittens. its kind of(vry) fucked.

honestly if i was a tabby hell yeah id try to fuck on the dogs the cute ones hi pink im cool *falls down stairs* your cute *stroke* *has stroke*
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hey guys do you think Drake is bad at music? I think so.... drake looks exactly like mr potato head >>>> drake is mr potato head clearly iM

i like drake personally but them again i also like the movie bradely cooper staring bruce willis kids
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LMS if u agree
i like mr potato head personally

but i also like bruce willis so i guess were in the same boat

PLEASE RETWEE T!!!!!!! >>


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truly dam can i just get some


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space to write di ck char without some


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ahole cursoring on my dang shit dangg


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<-seems like teabagging a bowl of soup


8D
with yours? with my soup? ya :)

Is supposed to be flaccid dong. But isnt that what you would do

hey heres a term for you guys throw around acronym you know
fomo = fear of missing out there you go FUCKK!!!

thats not newwwwwwwwwwww. but ok.

its useful ok i think the most handy acronym is laser (even tho its an initialism) cna you fix me with a LASER in my face? i can fix u with SCUBA we can make u better faster

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stronger part of a french techno band how the frick do you align your chaakrsa guys this is serious < i need to know toooo honestly step one be indian step two masalaaa haha theres a great lunch bfufet like 5 mins from my homne u should come

because youre gorgeous, id do anything for you i get emotional about my guacamole

theres a rumor going on that were on the internet

what s the internet?


theres no more tomatoes. theres a rumor going on that all of existence is the intersnet turning gay id vouch for that

there

Suddenly we all wake up

and we have to go to gym class

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does anyone /really/ know what is going on no yes.

i exist in an altered state of mind because of the internet i think


girls just want to have fun oh, girls just want to have fun thats all they really want some fun when the working day is done oh girls just want to have fun with ur $ iu jsut

take a shot every time steve says truley in the spreecast truleytruleytruleytruleytruleytruleytruleytruleytruley YOU ARE WELCOME no, theyre drunk.Drunk people are always welcome with me.

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thank GOD, bc im drunk. ilu, ily, ilu, ily, ilu, ily > thank u Who does the U signify. Andwhy are you poyamorowous on thisU character? sorry say again? oh. i get it. U is short for UBL All of those characters are of a normal height. o u clever now O I clever always B) lul best emoticon (.)(.) Lul breast emoticon

oiops sry take a shit every time steve says anything take a shit every time [...] Something in the way she poops / she know I dont need no other toilet

my dog is multi-talented: 1. hes a jackass. 2. he fuckin sucks is this alt lit? sure y not, fukr

alt lit is sex i hope not i liek the other kidn too much but maybe alt lit can be hugs
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literally im about a shithole literally im about just typing bullshit is alt lit about who can type the worst?

literally im about to expode into cock jewelry


literally im about the size of a fat whale whose literally so fat other whales wont even kiss it (body policing/body shaming/fat people) if u become fat can you talk about fat wahles then pretty worth it it seems well how fat then in butter literally im about to go ham *turns into bacon* literally im about three shits short of an arboretum there it goes, into the garbage hehe keep going!!!! :D litearly im a tobacky chew :) ltiearly im aboute theos kid oewh diesd :) lteislrly lefs tehh beuiltngi with twoa adsis int my hair

im not anonymous am i??? can anyone tell me?? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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the voice of the internet is the voice of my danguses i like that this is happening v thats an arrow pointing dwards not a v u idot haha jk ilu all :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))is this ok that im doing this)))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))what color am i even))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) god just accidentally clicked paint all and every single texture i see is mahogany))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))^wow cool poem :)^wow cool poem :)^wow cool poem :)^wow cool poem :)))))))))))))))))))))))))*)))))))))))))))))))#))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))#)))WHOAOAAAAAAOAOWHAOA IM PINK!!!! AHAHAHAAHAA WHEEEEEEE WHOAAAAWWWWWWW AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I WCAN DO ANYTHING!!?????!?!!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDD~DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD#DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~D`D`D~D~D~DDD&DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~D~D~D~D~D~D~D~DDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDthis is getting messy i feel bashfulL:))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) DONT FEEL BASHFUL GET EVEN YU ARE PINK CURSOR I am bad typist guys im going to do a reading of a tao lin poem here it goes when i was five i went sexting with my family my dad caught a peener my mom caught a peener my brother caught a peener i caught a peener
that night we ate [eener the next night we ate peener

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the next night we ate peener the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate peener the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate peener the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next niplplspls pls pls stop. ght we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale the next night we ate whale there wasnt another night.

Scurvy is a bitch, isnt it? STOP. gonna cry.

Father: Got some bad news, son. Im gay. You dont exist. Son: :pouf: Father: But I was the first man to give a pancake a blowjob in space, so theres that.

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fuckin whales

im gonna punch

ole!

through the ceiling

holy heck im gonna punch a hole through the ceiling im gonna the ceiling in this room is way low i can reach it i think i might bruise my knuckles a lot i dont like my knuckles tho so its ok

did anyone play sonic the hedgehog what the hell was tails problem anyway ^Pretty sure it was the extra tail
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and why was silver some sort of fancy ass magic future hedgehog i dont understand my peener this will have happened in the future tense. this is never being happened in the orders which were thought about to be expected to want to have happending everybody gets a happyending I need more Chaos Emeraldz for my self esteem this is happening this has already happened I went on a date with Sonic the Hedgehog and he tried to rape my drink i body identify as a flagon of shit chips? *leg do u guys remember google wave feel like that *things culd be cool for *thing like this *a thing i body identify as a flagon of shit chips? *leg do u guys remember google wave feel like that *things culd be cool for *thing like this *a thing i body identify as a flagon of shit chips? *leg do u guys remember google wave feel like that *things culd be cool for *thing like this

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*a thing i body identify as a flagon of shit chips? *leg do u guys remember google wave feel like that *things culd be cool for *thing like this *a thing this happened 30 min ago. Arguably it will never be happening again in exactly the same way, bc of my peener. argubably one of our dad is a dentist argubaly our dads have had teth argalbyl they will continue to do so until one of us forgets to brush our dad argubably one of our dad is a dentist argubaly our dads have had teth argalbyl they will continue to do so until one of us forgets to brush our dad argubably one of our dad is a dentist argubaly our dads have had teth argalbyl they will continue to do so until one of us forgets to brush our dad argubably one of our dad is a dentist argubaly our dads have had teth
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argalbyl they will continue to do so until one of us forgets to brush our dad Your peener IS a game changer. Sadly, only from snakes to ladders.

THIS TABLE IS THE NEXT LEVEL

table poop uooptable poop uooptable poop uooptable poop uoopfour in a row *yes* AM ITS A FUCKING TABLE Bingo @ ME UNDER THE BOARDWALK

COMPUTER IS

battleship

BEEPING

EYE

free space

VAMPYRE

No Parking

STUPID

WHOL*LY SHITWHOL*LY SHITWHOL*LY SHITWHOL*LY SHIT

do u guys feel like shit is an overplayed word and u should either say twat cunt or nibble

damn im litearly hungry for ccorn

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and the nutrition corn provides my body is a perfect factory of corn needs do u guys feel like shit is an overplayed word and u should either say twat cunt or nibblecorn

damn im litearly hungry for ccorn and the nutrition corn provides my body is a perfect factory of corn needs do u guys feel like shit is an overplayed word and u should either say twat cunt or nibble

damn im litearly hungry for ccorn and the nutrition corn provides my body is a perfect factory of corn needs do u guys feel like shit is an overplayed word and u should either say twat cunt or nibble

damn im litearly hungry for ccorn and the nutrition corn provides my body is a perfect factory of corn needs

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~~AWARD WINNIGN POEM AWARD GOES TOOOOOO!!~~~~ THIS POEM: im a dad im jk hehe -danny alex ~~AWARD WINNIGN POEM AWARD GOES TOOOOOO!!~~~~ THIS POEM: im a dad im jk hehe -danny alex ~~AWARD WINNIGN POEM AWARD GOES TOOOOOO!!~~~~ THIS POEM: im a dad im jk hehe -danny alex ~~AWARD WINNIGN POEM AWARD GOES TOOOOOO!!~~~~ THIS POEM: im a dad im jk hehe -danny alex

holy shit i think i just leapt to a new dimension its full of ballpoint pens fuck yes, i love the ballpoint pen dimension Poem: i am the ballpoint pen in the dimension of your naked body damn i need to build a work work but f it this is some fun stuff am i right guys honestly it would hey who the fuck italicised me come out the woodwork come at me

damn i need to build a work work but f it this is some fun stuff am i right guys honestly it would hey who the fuck italicised me come out the woodwork
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come at me damn i need to build a work work but f it this is some fun stuff am i right guys

honestly it would hey who the fuck italicised me come out the woodwork come at me damn i need to build a work work but f it this is some fun stuff am i right guys honestly it would hey who the fuck italicised me come out the woodwork come at me

what a neat scene really sets a mood so does this review

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Motherfuck that picture is of horses

what a neat scene really sets a mood so does this review that pic is lotteryly a horrsepic what a neat scene really sets a mood so does this review NEVER HAD A MOM

did u like that ride at all im just tryin to make a good ride what a neat scene really sets a mood so does this review

that pic is lotteryly a horrsepic did u like that ride at all im just tryin to make a good ride

that pic is lotteryly a horrsepic did u like that ride at all im just tryin to make a good ride

that pic is lotteryly a horrsepic

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did u like that ride at all im just tryin to make a good ride Dude, horses. lol I feel that a lot of modern love songs are really a lot more shallow than they seem Even when you get away from those that immediately veer towards sex Very few of them get beyond cliches And talk about how they light up your day Or even just how wanting them to be happy is your single greatest imperative And that bothers me But Ice Cubes jimmy runs pretty deep my gramps was made of horses

Holy wow. We are all gay moms. <-lola

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dude horses and tarantulas dont get along I dont know why you thought they could go bowling for soup together

i once made a campfire out of six horses

I once made 6 horses out of a campfire

holy shit thats metal

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thats the most metal thing ive ever heard

i gotta piss Do you ever stand up so fast that you almost pass out? YES--i literally DID pass out the other day I did that once too. Took off a little hair on a stereo stand. I feel that it is pretty much your body telling your brain to slow down So you dont go flying out the top of your skull thatd be rad as hell tho brain all catapulting up to the ceiling sticking there slightly Itd be like THe worst fucking pancake accident you mean :the best: ;p peener peer

dongle

dingus

yup. its 2:45 a.m.

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We live in the same timezone EST swag

theres so much snow on the ground what the hek I want to create something beautiful. do it weather why are you always snowing what the frig is up with taht im confused

what is this this is really weird who is talking right now way to steal my peener!!!!!!!!!!!!or, color i guess, or both im about to fall over im talking sorry it stole itself its a good font here better

You know what I am sticking with calibri It is a beautiful font Hoefler and frere make the most beautiful fonts. They are my favorite fontsmiths.

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calibris a bad bitch baddest bitch

this font is called ubunto its the best name UBUNTU fuck you omg hahhahaha that is comic sans youre funny people are only real on the internet oooo thanks i dont think im funny most of the time i kind of want to pee in bed a lot

i guess im funny
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on the internet
EW GROSS You are probably pretty cool in person also. It would be cool if i could be sure, but it seems pretty probable . i second that I sleaped So the funniest thing happened to me the other day: I went to the store to buy the stuff and my mom was a horse!!!! I couldnt talk to her cos she had food in her mouth

shoulda put a peener on it

/ nun -orn / Never become bored with your life. or ur peener

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/ Be the peener. / Love who YOU are. / You arent alone / Hehe. /

#YOLO LIFE I >3 u meta knigt *LIEF someone should put this in a museum someone should put ur mom in a museum someone should ur peener in a vagina museum someone should put ur vagina museum in my butt please kiss my peener like eight times on the mouth, thanks ok!

welp... needs more unicorns

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*THIS FEELS LIKE THE END

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