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Now, this is exactly the type of
performance you would expect to see
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at the International Championship
of Collegiate A Cappella.
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Am I right, Gail?
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John, you're so right,
everything else seems wrong.
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Boy, these Barden University
Treblemakers always thrill the judges.
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And the ladies in the room
cannot get enough.
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So true, John.
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Nothing makes a woman feel more like
a girl than a man who sings like a boy.
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Chloe, look at you. You're a mess.
You're unfocused. You're unreliable.
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And your breath smells
like egg. Like, all the time.
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I can't believe the Bellas are being passed
on to you two slut bags after we graduate.
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Just don't eff up your solo.
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I won't disappoint you.

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My dad always says,
"lf you're not here to win,
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"get the hell out of Kuwait."
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Has your dad ever
told you to shut up?
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I'm fine.
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Ouch! Boy, that hurt.
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Sexy man-splits.
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His pain
is our gain, Gail.
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All right, good luck, guys!
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Good luck out there!
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Seriously, you girls are
awesome...ly horrible.
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I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl
power! Sisters before misters!
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All right, ladies, it's
now or never. Hands in!
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One, two...
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Up now, the Barden Bellas!
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Well, the Bellas
tonight are making history
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as the first ever all-female group
to advance to the ICCA finals.
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That's right, John. Now, why
do you think it's taken so long
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for an all-lady group to break
through that a cappella glass ceiling?
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Well, Gail, the women, typically,
cannot hit the low notes,
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which really round out an
arrangement, thrill the judges,
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and that can really hurt
them in competition.
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Women are about as good at a
cappella as they are at being doctors.
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One, two, three, four.
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Is it me or did we just take
a left turn into Snoozeville?
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Yeah, and we parked in a lot
where they do not validate.
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- No!

- Holy...
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This is a surprise!
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- This has never happened!
- Now, this is how you bring some excitement
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to the International Championship
of Collegiate A Cappella.
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She had a week's worth
of lunch and lost it.
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Well, she didn't lose it.
We know exactly where it is.
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- It's all over the third row.
- No, no...
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I got it. Thanks.
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Hi there! Welcome to Barden
University. What dorm?
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Baker Hall, I think.
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Okay. So, what you're gonna do
is you're gonna go down this way,
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you're gonna take a right and you
go through those double doors...
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Your campus map.
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And your official

BU rape whistle.
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Don't blow it unless
it's actually happening.
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Hey.
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You must be Kimmy Jin.
I'm Beca.
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No English?
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Yes English?
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Just tell me where
you're at with English.
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There he is. I'm Benji.
You must be Jesse.
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And you must be kidding. Wow!
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Looking at it now, I can
see that it's a bit much.
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I can take it down.
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No, no way. I mean, it took a
second for my eyes to adjust,
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but I can roll with this.
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Look, just so you know,

I'm not a total nerd.

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I also happen to be super
into close-up magic.
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Dude, that's awesome!
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How long was that
little guy in there?
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Several days.
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Hey, this is campus police.
Hide your wine coolers.
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Just... It's your old
man making a funny.
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Chris Rock, everybody.
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Hey, you must be
Beca's roommate.
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I'm Dr. Mitchell,
Beca's dad.
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I teach Comparative
Literature here.
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So, when did you get here?
How did you get here?
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Took a cab. Didn't wanna
inconvenience you and Sheila.
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How is the stepmonster?
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She is fine, thank you for asking. She's
actually in Vegas at a conference...
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No, Dad, I don't actually care. l
just wanted to say "stepmonster."
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So, have you guys been
out on the quad yet?
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In the springtime, all the
students study on the grass.
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I don't wanna study
on the grass, Dad.
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I need to move to LA and
get a job at a record label
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and start paying my dues.
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Here we go again.
You know, Beca,
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DJing is not a profession,
it's a hobby.
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Unless you're Rick Dees
or someone awesome.
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That's not... l...
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I wanna produce music.
I wanna make music, Dad.

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But you're going to get
a college education first.
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For free, I might add.
End of story.
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I'm going to
the Activities Fair.
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Me, too. I'm going to the Activities
Fair with my super-good friend, Kimmy Jin.
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Taking names, taking numbers.
Join our righteous frat.
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If you ain't pledging Sigma
Beta, you ain't worth no crap.
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- That's a double negative.
- That's a lot of negatives.
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Follow me. There's only one group
on this campus worth joining.
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As far as Barden goes, that's
what being a man's all about.
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The Treblemakers.
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The rock stars of a cappella,
the messiahs of Barden.
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Well, you know, not including athletes,
frat guys, or actual cool people.

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Organized nerd singing.
This is great.
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Yeah, it makes so much
sense. How's your voice?
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Oh, nice.
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I will stop at nothing to
take those ding-a-lings down.
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Hey, Barb. You gonna audition
this year? We have openings.
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Now that you've
puked your way to the bottom,
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you might actually
consider me?
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I auditioned for you three
times and never got in
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because you said
my boobs look like baloney.
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The word's out. Bellas is the
laughing stock of a cappella.
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Good luck auditioning
this year. Douche-b's.
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Oh, my God.
This is a travesty.
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God, if we can't even recruit Baloney
Barb, then we can't get anybody.
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Just take the dramatics down a
notch, okay? Hi, do you wanna...
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Well, you're the one
who got us into this hot mess.
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We'll be fine.
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I am confident
that we will find
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eight super-hot girls
with bikini-ready bodies
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who can harmonize
and have perfect pitch. Okay?
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Hi, would you like to
be a member of...
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Just keep flyering.
We have tradition to uphold.
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How about we just
get good singers?
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- What? Good singers? What?
- Hi.
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- Can you sing?
- Yeah.
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- Can you read music?

- Yeah.
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- Can you match pitch?
- Try me.
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Yeah.
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That was a really good start.
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I'm the best singer
in Tasmania. With teeth.
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- Love it.
- What's your name?
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Fat Amy.
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Um... You call
yourself Fat Amy?
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Yeah, so twig bitches like you
don't do it behind my back.
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I will see you in
auditions, Fat Amy.
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I can sing but I'm also
good at modern dance,
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olden dance, and
mermaid dancing,
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which is a little different.
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You usually start
on the ground.
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Ooh.
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- It's a lot of floor work.
- I see that.
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Yeah, DJs. Deaf Jews.
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Shalom!
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That's not a real word
but keep trying.
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You will get there.
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Not a lot of Jewish people
where you're from?
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Ah...
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No. I did do Fiddler on the
Roof, though, in high school.
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It was, like, me and some
Aboriginals. It was really Jewish.
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It was full-on Jew.
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Hey, guys. All right,
I'll give you my number.
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What about her?

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I don't know. She looks a
little too alternative for us.
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Hi, any interest in joining
our a cappella group?
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Oh, right, this is,
like, a thing now.
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Totes. We sing covers of songs but
we do it without any instruments.
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It's all from our mouths.
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Yikes.
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There's four groups on campus. The
Bellas. That's us. We're the tits.
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The BU Harmonics.
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They sing a lot of Madonna.
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The High Notes.
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They're not particularly
motivated.
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And then there's...
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So, are you interested?

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Sorry, it just,
it's pretty lame.
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A-ca-scuse me?
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Synchronized lady dancing to a
Mariah Carey chart topper is not lame.
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We sing all over the world and we
compete in national championships.
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On purpose?
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We played the Cobb Energy
Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!
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Oh!
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What Aubrey means to say
is that we are a close-knit,
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talented group of ladies
whose dream is
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to return to the national finals
at Lincoln Center this year.
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Help us turn our dreams
into a reality?
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Sorry, I don't even sing, but it
was really nice to meet you guys.
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What are we gonna do?

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When you came in and you were
just strumming the guitar,
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and it was, like, totally
off-key, I wanted to choke you!
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Bumper.
I wanted to choke you out!
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Okay, I'm gonna
go introduce myself.
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Everybody be cool.
It's just a normal day.
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Hi. Hi.
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Benjamin Applebaum.
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I saw you guys perform at a Mall
of America like three years ago.
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Totally changed my life. I have not
stopped thinking about you since.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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And, Bumper, huge fan.
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Your arrangement of Lovin'
Spoonful's Do You Believe in Magic
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inspired me to become
a certified illusionist.
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Wow.
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The smell of your weird is
actually affecting my vocal cords,
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so I'm gonna need you
to scoot. Skedaddle.
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But why don't we just
exchange emails,
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and then totally hang out
right now, together?
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No. Hard pass. Hard pass.
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What a nerd alert. Okay,
guys, now let's match pitch.
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- Too far.
- You think?
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- Yeah.
- Should I have done another trick?
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No, I think your trick was fine. I just
think the talking was a little weird.
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Maybe you can try to
Facebook message him.
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Hey, I'm Beca.

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- Over there.
- Thanks.
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Ninety-five point seven, WBUJ,
music for the independent mind.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Have you been
standing there long?
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No. No, I just got here,
I wasn't just standing here.
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- Freshmen aren't allowed in the booth.
- Sorry.
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I'm Luke. Station manager.
You must be Becky the intern?
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It's...
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Hey, man, what's up?
I'm Jesse.
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I'm Luke. You're late.
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Hey. I know you.
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- No, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.
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- He doesn't.

- Totally know her.

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Okay, cool. Well, you guys can figure
it out while you're stacking CDs.
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When you're done,
there's more.
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Now, you guys will be spending a lot
of down time together, so please, just
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no sex on the desk.
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I've been burned before.
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I do know you. I sang to you. l
remember because you were in a taxi.
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- Wait, is your dad a taxi driver?
- No.
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Oh.
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This sucks. I wanted
to play music.
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Not me. I'm here for one reason
only. I really love stacking CDs.
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So, what's your deal?
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You one of those girls
who's all dark and mysterious,
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then she takes off her glasses

and that amazingly scary ear spike
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and you realize that, you know,
she was beautiful the whole time.
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- I don't wear glasses.
- Then you're halfway there.
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Beca.
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Beca, wake up.
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Funny, this doesn't look like
your Intro to Philosophy class.
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I'm posing an important
philosophical question.
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00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,880
If I don't actually go to
that class, will it still suck?
238
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,634
Look, honey.
College is... It's great.
239
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,386
You get to create memories
here, I see it every day.
240
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,305
You just have to
give it a chance.
241
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:04,059
You've been here, what, a month
now? Do you have any friends?
242
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,728
- Kimmy Jin is my friend.
- No.

243
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,066
You gotta get out there, Bec.
You gotta try something.
244
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,609
I got a job at
the radio station.
245
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,902
Oh, great,
that place.
246
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:18,406
Yeah, it's dark and dirty and has like,
what, those three weirdoes who work there?
247
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,991
Well, four now.
248
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,662
You gotta try something new,
Bec. Join one club on campus.
249
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,915
And if, at the end of a year,
you still don't wanna be here,
250
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:31,378
you still wanna go off to
LA and be P. Diddy,
251
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,798
well, then, you can
quit college.
252
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,259
And I will help
you move to LA.
253
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,511
- Seriously?
- Yes, seriously.
254
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,179
But I really need
to see it, Beca.

255
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,183
This is college. Join in.
256
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,056
- You can sing!
- Dude!
257
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,517
- How high does your belt go?
- My what?
258
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,020
- Oh, my God!
- You have to audition for the Bellas.
259
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,814
I can't concentrate on anything you're
saying until you cover your junk.
260
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,399
Just consider it.
261
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,402
One time, we sang
backup for Prince.
262
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,155
His butt is so tiny that I can
hold it with, like, one hand.
263
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,452
Seriously. I am nude.
264
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,828
You were singing
Titanium, right?
265
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,791
- You know David Guetta?
- Have I been living under a rock? Yeah.
266
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,960
That song is my jam.
267
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,587
My lady-jam.

268
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,347
That's nice.
269
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,674
It is. That song
really builds.
270
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,261
- Gross.
- Can you sing it for me?
271
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,055
Dude, no. Get out!
272
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:09,142
Not for that reason. I'm not
leaving here till you sing. So...
273
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,569
Oh, yeah. I'm pretty
confident about all this.
274
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,530
You should be.
275
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,365
Oh!
276
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,579
Still need to shower.
277
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,499
You have a lovely voice.
278
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,418
Thanks.
279
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:21,589
Oh.
280
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,259
Yeah.
See you at auditions!
281
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,012
For your audition, each of you

will be singing sixteen bars

282
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,389
of Kelly Clarkson's
Since You've Been Gone.
283
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,851
If a group likes you, they
will contact you directly.
284
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:36,104
My tone-deaf sidekick Justin here
will be collecting your information.
285
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,523
If I could sing a lick,
in any human way possible,
286
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,817
I would, but I can't.
287
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,903
- And I hate myself every day because of it!
- I know.
288
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,907
But if you think this is
just some high school club,
289
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,911
where you can sing and dance your
way through any big social issue,
290
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,080
or confused sexuality,
291
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,291
you have come to
the wrong place.
292
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,335
There is none of that here.
293
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,879
That's high school.
294
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,798

This shit is real life!

295
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:08,386
Now, don't just bring it,
sing it. And let's do this.
296
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,979
Hey, Bellas, remember when you tried to
play in the big leagues and you choked?
297
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,231
That should really be
a lesson to everyone.
298
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,068
If you sing the same boring,
girly shit every year,
299
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,320
you will blow chunks.
All over the place.
300
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,072
Vomit everywhere.
301
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,656
My fellow a-ca-people.
302
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,745
We will not let egotistical,
big-headed, garbage dirtballs,
303
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,998
whoever you may be,
get in our way.
304
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,333
I promise you,
305
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,462
we will return to the ICCAs and
finish what we started last year.
306
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,841
And here's the first
one up. Good luck.
307

00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,302

Whenever you're ready, dude.
308
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,681
Yeah, hi, my name
is Cynthia Rose.
309
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,851
Not a dude.
It's not a dude.
310
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,671
There's no backup
dancers? Okay.
311
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:29,300
Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara.
I have gills like a fish.
312
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,594
I'm sorry. What was that?
313
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:37,016
Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara.
I was born with gills like a fish.
314
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,481
One, two, three, four.
315
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:58,997
Oh.
316
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,417
Hi, everybody,
my name is Stacie.
317
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:06,087
My hobbies include cuticle
care and the E! Network.
318
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,398
It's high.
319
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,152
Jesus.
320
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,280

Thank you.
321
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,908
Performing live gives
me such a rush.
322
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,457
Crushed it.
323
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:29,963
Okay. That is everybody. I'm really
not that impressed this year, guys.
324
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,508
Oh, wait, there's one more.
325
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,260
Hi.
326
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,303
Hello.
327
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:39,514
Um...
328
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,808
I didn't know we had
to prepare that song.
329
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,227
Oh, that's okay. Sing
anything you want.
330
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:45,687
Uh...
331
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,523
- May l?
- Oh.
332
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,582
Wow.
333
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:51,169
The sopranos. Jessica,
Mary Elise, Lilly.

334
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:55,214
The mezzos. Cynthia
Rose, Stacie, Kori.
335
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:59,969
And our altos. Fat Amy,
Denise, Ashley, and Beca.
336
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:07,935
We shall begin by drinking the blood
of the sisters that came before you.
337
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,230
- Dude, no.
- Don't worry, it's Boone's Farm.
338
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:16,361
Well, well, well,
look who's in treble.
339
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,239
- Ah, classic pun.
- I know.
340
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,036
No Benji?
341
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,997
Now, if you'll place your
scarves in your right hand.
342
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,959
l, sing your name...
343
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,294
l...
344
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,636
...promise to fulfill the duties and
responsibilities of a Bella woman.
345
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:46,349
...promise to fulfill the duties and
responsibilities of a Bella woman.
346
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:50,895
And I solemnly promise to never have

sexual relations with a Treblemaker

347
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,023
or may my vocal cords
be ripped out by wolves.
348
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:59,529
And I solemnly promise to never have
sexual relations with a Treblemaker
349
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:03,574
or may my vocal cords
be ripped out by wolves.
350
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,494
You are all Bellas now.
351
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,666
We did it.
352
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,960
I want some more of this.
353
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,921
Did we?
354
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,595
Ladies, welcome
to a-ca-initiation night.
355
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,181
Prepare to soften the beach.
356
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,019
I don't know what
I'm doing here.
357
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,565
Just living the dream. I still can't
believe they let my sexy fat ass in.
358
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,733
Beca! Beca!
359
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,026
Wow.

360
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:41,779
Be-caw! Be-caw.
361
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,324
Do my eyes deceive me
or are you a Barden Bella?
362
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,577
- No.
- You're one of those a cappella girls,
363
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,997
I'm one of those a cappella boys,
and we're gonna have a-ca-children.
364
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,040
- It's inevitable.
- You're really drunk right now.
365
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,542
I don't think you're gonna
remember any of this.
366
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,835
No. I'm not drunk at
all, you're just blurry.
367
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,378
- You okay? Yeah?
- Yeah.
368
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:59,422
- You almost fell over?
- No, she didn't. You know, I could...
369
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:00,965
- Can you pass a sobriety test right now?
- Yep.
370
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,592
- Can you stand up straight?
- See how I come right back?
371
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,136
And I come right back.
Right. Wow.
372

00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,304

Can I get you a drink?
373
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,055
It sounds great.
374
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,390
- I'm gonna get you a drink.
- Go for it.
375
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,684
I think you need to
get on this level.
376
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,352
Please be careful.
377
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,812
Hi.
378
00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:17,523
I am so glad that I met you.
379
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,943
I think that we're gonna
be really fast friends.
380
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:24,322
- Yeah. Well, you saw me naked, so...
- Yeah.
381
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:29,911
Yeah. Yeah, ladies. Gather
around. Ready for a show.
382
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,663
- Come on, baby bubble, wait in line. Yep.
- Yeah.
383
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,665
- You want some of this.
- I know you do.
384
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,543
- Nice. Mmm-hmm.
- Bumper and Donald.
385

00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,714

Getting it.
386
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,967
- You know, so there's like 10 of us.
- Mmm-hmm.
387
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,012
That means that one of us
is probably a lesbian.
388
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,598
You think? Which one
do you think it is?
389
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,892
My money's on Black Beauty.
390
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,685
So, when I drink
too much tonight,
391
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:58,064
can I count on you to hold
my hair back if I puke?
392
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,233
Ah.
393
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,734
Don't tell her I said that.
394
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,446
All right. I'm gonna go get a drink.
This ginger needs her jiggle juice.
395
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,574
- See you later.
- Make good choices.
396
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,370
I thought of a new
name for this hairstyle.
397
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,830
It's called the Orthodox
Jew ponytail.

398
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:15,915
Yeah?
399
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,084
- 'Cause it's very reserved at the front...
- I see that.
400
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,795
But party in the back.
I see these happening here.
401
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,724
Here's the real question.
402
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,059
Who would be easier
to sleep with?
403
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,852
Captain America or
a great white shark?
404
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,396
- Great white shark. I wouldn't...
- Hey.
405
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,730
What are you turd
burgers talking about?
406
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,108
Dressing for comfort?
407
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:46,862
You are probably the grossest
human being I've ever seen.
408
00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:49,490
Well, you're no
panty-dropper yourself.
409
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:54,662
So I have a feeling
that we should kiss.
410
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:58,207
And is that feeling a good

feeling or an incorrect feeling?

411
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,835
Well, I sometimes have a
feeling I can do crystal meth,
412
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,963
but then I think,
"Hmm. Better not." Yeah.
413
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,975
I don't know the words,
but I can...
414
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,643
Thank you.
415
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,605
This is awesome.
416
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,523
It's definitely something.
417
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,484
We are the
kings of campus!
418
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:53,179
Man, the old Bellas was hot!
419
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,139
Yeah, they kept it tight.
420
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,726
Okay. Sopranos in the
front and altos in the back.
421
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:02,647
As you can see,
Kori is not here.
422
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,857
Last night she
was Treble-boned.
423
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,901
She has been disinvited

from the Bellas.

424
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,069
That oath was serious?
425
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,987
Dixie Chicks serious.
426
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,282
You can fool around with whoever
you want to, just not a Treble.
427
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,577
That's not gonna be
easy. He's a hunter.
428
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,496
You call it a dude?
429
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,165
Stacie, the Trebles
don't respect us,
430
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,875
and if we let them
penetrate us,
431
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:27,129
Not a good enough reason
to use the word "penetrate."
432
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:31,801
So, does anyone here
have anything to confess?
433
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,559
It was an accident. l...
434
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:41,936
Turn in your scarf and go.
435
00:33:56,810 --> 00:33:57,702
Slut.
436
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,121
Take your chair.

437
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,468
Was that necessary?
438
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,304
This is war, Beca,
439
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,891
and it is my job to make sure that
my soldiers are prepped at go time
440
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:24,061
with three kick-ass songs sung
and choreographed to perfection.
441
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,355
And there are only four
months until regionals.
442
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,524
So, if you have a problem with
the way that I run the Bellas,
443
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,192
then you should just...
444
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,030
Don't stress,
Aubrey. Relax.
445
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,158
We don't want a repeat of
what happened last year.
446
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,162
What happened
last year?
447
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,747
What are you saying?
448
00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,332
What happened last year?
449
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,212
And do you guys wanna
see a dead body?

450
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,766
Click on "Guy Pukes on Cat."
451
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,642
Enough! It happened.
It's over.
452
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:08,272
We will practice every day for at
least two hours, seven days a week.
453
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,774
And I trust you will
add your own cardio.
454
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,444
- Why cardio?
- Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.
455
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,070
Okay, moving on.
456
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:18,240
This is a list of all of the
songs that we have ever performed.
457
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,952
And you will notice that we only
do songs made famous by women.
458
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,370
There's nothing from
this century on here.
459
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,581
Because we don't
stray from tradition.
460
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:32,838
Now, this is how we
will become champions.
461
00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,566
Come on, girls!
Let's go!
462
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,485

Go, go, go! Pick

up your knees!
463
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,737
Faster, faster! One, two,
one, two, one, two!
464
00:35:56,822 --> 00:36:00,282
Knees up, knees up!
Go, go! Go! Let's get it.
465
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:04,286
Yes, Chloe. Nice. Amy!
466
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,414
What are you doing?
467
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,291
I'm doing horizontal running.
468
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,668
Horizontal running?
469
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,096
No.
470
00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,474
No, no.
471
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:29,395
No.
472
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,006
I know... I can do it.
473
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,727
Five, six,
seven, eight.
474
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,441
Okay, I'm calling it.
475
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,986
Thank God. I asked to go to
the bathroom three hours ago.
476

00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,323

Nothing. I hear nothing.
477
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,577
Hey, Aubrey. Did we just learn the
same choreography from that video?
478
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,622
Okay. Don't forget to pick up
your performance schedules.
479
00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:33,584
We have a gig next week.
That's right. Next week.
480
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,462
You guys, it's the Sigma Beta
Theta's Annual Fall Mixer.
481
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,006
Okay. Hands in, Bellas.
482
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,385
- Hands in, a-ca-bitches!
- Okay.
483
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,096
Sing "ah" on three...
484
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:52,603
No, no, no. It's actually
on three, Fat Amy.
485
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:53,687
Ah.
486
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,482
All right. On three.
487
00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,108
One, two...
488
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:05,157
Okay, we will work on that
first thing next time.
489
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,368

- Okay, guys.
- Thank you. Goodbye.
490
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,786
She has man hands.
491
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,496
Beca, a word?
492
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:12,373
What's up?
493
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,377
You know you'll have to take those ear
monstrosities out for the Fall Mixer.
494
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:17,920
You really don't
like me, do you?
495
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,464
- I don't like your attitude.
- You don't even know me.
496
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,383
I know you have
a toner for Jesse.
497
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,009
A what?
498
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,636
A toner.
499
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,639
A musical boner. I saw it at
Hood Night. It's distracting.
500
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,559
Yeah, that's not a thing and
you're not the boss of me. So...
501
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,311
You took an oath.
502
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,022
That oath cost you two

girls already today.

503
00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:38,899
I'm pretty sure you need
me more than I need you.
504
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,571
I can see your toner
through those jeans.
505
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,991
That's my dick.
506
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:50,953
Everything okay?
507
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:54,081
We better have our
shit together for SBT.
508
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:58,002
I'm not worried. I think
we're gonna be a-ca-awesome.
509
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,236
This makes my beer taste bad.
510
00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,702
I'm gonna stop this.
511
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,623
Whoa, whoa.
Just stop. Stop.
512
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,670
I am so sorry, Howie. I know
we're not performance ready.
513
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:45,632
I wanted the hot Bellas,
not this barnyard explosion.
514
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:49,219
- I'm not paying for this. Let's go. Come on.
- God.
515
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,805

Well, I hope you all remember

the way you feel right now,
516
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,016
so you will never wanna
feel this way again.
517
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,686
Chloe, your voice didn't
sound Aguilerian at all.
518
00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,731
Chloe, for serious,
what is wrong with you?
519
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,191
I have nodes.
520
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:05,736
- What? Oh, my God.
- I found out this morning.
521
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,613
What are nodes?
522
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,198
Vocal nodules.
523
00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:12,326
The rubbing together of your
vocal cords at above-average rates
524
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,078
without proper lubrication.
525
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,330
They sit on your windpipe
and they crush your dreams.
526
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:19,333
Isn't that painful?
Why would you keep performing?
527
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,418
Because I love to sing.
528
00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,088

Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor

told me not to have sex for six weeks,
529
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,380
and I did it anyway.
530
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:28,133
You should really
listen to your doctor.
531
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,303
The key is early diagnosis.
532
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,223
I am living with nodes.
533
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,600
But I am a survivor.
534
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:40,395
I just have to pull back.
Because I am limited.
535
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,565
Because I have nodes.
536
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,526
Chloe,
this is horrible.
537
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,444
Well, at least
it's not herpes.
538
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:51,532
Or do you have
that as well?
539
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:20,853
Hmm?
540
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,618
- Jesse?
- Yeah.
541
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,328
I'm starving,

so could you...
542
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,746
You want me to get you lunch?
543
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:41,874
You should probably
lay off the burgers.
544
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,959
You're not gonna
be 22 forever, you know.
545
00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:47,588
Yeah, I think I'm good.
546
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,756
He's good.
You're good.
547
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,843
And the chess
match continues.
548
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:59,516
Hey, this is my new mix,
549
00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:01,602
so if there's anything
you wanted to play...
550
00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,353
Yeah, okay, I'll
put it on the pile.
551
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,980
Okay.
552
00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,070
What's up, weirdo?
553
00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,697
Okay.
554
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,285
- What's this?
- As much as I love

555
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,579
spending time with you
stacking CDs... And I do.
556
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,831
I love it, like,
more than life.
557
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,917
... I figured we could do
some other fun things
558
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,877
that don't make us wanna
kill ourselves, right?
559
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,504
- Yeah.
- So, brought some movies.
560
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:35,719
Jaws, E.T., The Breakfast
Club, Star Wars and Rocky.
561
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,597
Best scored and soundtracked
movies of all time.
562
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,975
That's what I wanna do when l
grow up. I wanna score movies.
563
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,936
Bring people to tears,
you know. Blow their minds.
564
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,647
I feel like only
music can do that.
565
00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:48,065
Yeah.
566
00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:49,691
You must really sweep
your girlfriend off her feet.

567
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,109
I don't have a girlfriend.
568
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,361
- What?
- No.
569
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,738
You have juice
pouches and Rocky.
570
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,282
Okay, so what do you
wanna watch first?
571
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,492
Wanna do something else?
572
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,245
We could relive
my parents' divorce.
573
00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:02,663
Or visit a gynecologist.
574
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:04,873
What, do you not like
movies or something?
575
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,542
Like, any movies? You don't...
576
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:11,129
What the hell is wrong with
you? How do you not like movies?
577
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:14,007
Not liking movies is like
not liking puppies.
578
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,551
They're fine. I just get bored
and never make it to the end.
579
00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:18,929
The endings are the best part.

580
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,890
They're predictable.
Like, the guy gets the girl,
581
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:25,644
and that kid sees dead people
and Darth Vader is Luke's father.
582
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:29,439
Okay, right, so you just happened to guess
the biggest cinematic reveal in history?
583
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,109
"Vader" in German
means father.
584
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,695
His name is literally
"Darth Father."
585
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,530
Huh.
586
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,365
So, you know German.
587
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,326
Well, now I know
why you don't like fun things.
588
00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,495
You know, you need
a movie education.
589
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,914
You need a movie-cation.
And I'm gonna give it to you.
590
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,834
Yeah, in between Bella
rehearsals, which are always.
591
00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:50,836
Are you guys getting
ready for the riff-off?
592
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,714

What the hell

is a riff-off?
593
00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:58,135
Hit it!
594
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,516
Welcome to the riff-off!
595
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,729
Who's ready to get vocal?
596
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,566
The winners get
the greatest prize of all.
597
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,650
I'm taking you down.
598
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,485
- The microphone used by Hoobastank...
- I don't care.
599
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:18,155
...when they rocked out at the
Schnee Performing Arts Center.
600
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,742
Let's see our first category.
601
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:30,042
Ladies of the '80s.
602
00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:31,752
Oh!
603
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:40,135
<i>Oh, Mickey, you're So fine
you're so fine You blow my mind</i>
604
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,096
<i>Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey</i>
605
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:44,639
<i>Oh, Mickey, you're so fine...</i>

606
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,975
<i>You're so fine and you're mine</i>
607
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,938
<i>I'll be yours till
the end of time</i>
608
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:55,525
<i>'Cause you made me feel</i>
609
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:59,279
<i>Yeah, you made me feel</i>
610
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:02,032
<i>So shiny and new</i>
611
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,701
<i>Like a virgin</i>
612
00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:05,911
Okay, guys.
613
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:11,416
<i>Touched for the
very first time</i>
614
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:14,336
<i>Like the one in me
That's okay</i>
615
00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:20,133
<i>Let's see how you do it Put up
your dukes, let's get down to it!</i>
616
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:23,303
<i>Hit me with your best shot</i>
617
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:26,139
<i>Why don't you hit me
with your best shot</i>
618
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,227
<i>Hit me with your best shot</i>
619
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,938
<i>Fire away</i>

620
00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:37,901
<i>It must have been love</i>
621
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,823
<i>But it's over now</i>
622
00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,992
<i>But it's over right now</i>
623
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,662
The negative side effects
of medical marijuana, folks.
624
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,871
You are...
625
00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,540
Cut off!
626
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,751
Stoney baloney. Let's
check out our next category.
627
00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:57,295
So, we just pick any
song that works?
628
00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:01,174
- Yeah, any song.
- And you just go with it? Nice.
629
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:02,759
And our
next category is...
630
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,053
- Songs about sex.
- Sex?
631
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,598
Na na na
Come on
632
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:14,438
Na na na na na
Come on, come on, come on

633
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:19,025
'Cause I may be bad
But I'm perfectly good at it
634
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:23,113
Sex in the air, I don't care
I love the smell of it
635
00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:26,283
Sticks and stones
May break my bones
636
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:30,537
But chains and whips
Excite me
637
00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:34,374
'Cause I may be bad
But I'm perfectly good at it
638
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:38,128
Sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
639
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:43,091
Let's talk about all the good
things and the bad things that may be
640
00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:45,051
Let's talk about sex
641
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,054
Let's talk about sex
A little bit, a little bit
642
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,473
Let's talk about sex, baby
643
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,933
Baby, all through the night
644
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:56,730
I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
645
00:46:57,231 --> 00:47:00,650

And I guess it's just

the woman in you
646
00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:05,655
That brings out
the man in me
647
00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:10,035
I know I can't help myself
648
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,538
You're all in the world to me
649
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,418
It feels like the first time
650
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:22,672
It feels like the
very first time
651
00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:27,093
It feels like the first time
652
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,388
It's going down, fade to Blackstreet
The homies got RB, collab' creations
653
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:32,849
Bump like acne, no doubt
I put it down, never slouch
654
00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:35,727
As long as my credit can vouch a
dog couldn't catch me straight up
655
00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:38,897
Tell me who can stop when Dre makin'
moves attracting honeys like a magnet
656
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:41,775
Giving 'em eargasms
with my mellow accent
657
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:44,945
Still moving this flavor With
the homies Blackstreet and Teddy
658

00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,614

The original rump shakers
659
00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:50,867
Keep going.
660
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,833
Shorty get down, good Lord
661
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,671
Baby got 'em
open all over town
662
00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:05,507
Strictly biz, she
don't play around
663
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:09,052
Cover much ground,
got game by the pound
664
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,263
Getting paid is her forte
665
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:13,473
Each and every day,
true player way
666
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,351
I can't get her out of my mind
667
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:17,602
Okay.
668
00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,312
I think about the
girl all the time
669
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,233
I like the way you
work it no diggity
670
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,443
I got to bag it up, baby
671
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:28,530
I like the way you work it

No diggity
672
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,949
I got to bag it up, baby
673
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,910
I like the way you work it
No diggity
674
00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:36,329
I got to bag it up, baby
675
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,499
I like the way you work it
No diggity
676
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,376
I got to bag it up, baby
677
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:44,629
I like the way you work it
No diggity
678
00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:47,090
I got to bag it up, baby
679
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,093
I like the way you work it
No diggity
680
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:52,721
I got to bag it up
We out
681
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,019
I mean, you're welcome.
682
00:49:03,024 --> 00:49:04,608
It's a tough blow, ladies.
683
00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:08,361
The word you needed to match
was "it." And you sang, "it's."
684
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,072
You are...
Cut off!

685
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,907
- Are you serious?
- The Trebles win!
686
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,952
Beca, I'm sorry. You lost.
687
00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:19,789
I've never heard that rule!
Ladies, ladies, come on. Come back.
688
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,666
Sorry.
689
00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:23,543
Money in the bank.
690
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,340
Enjoy watching us
win the ICCAs.
691
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:32,802
On the TV. On a regional
cable affiliate.
692
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,346
Before everybody
goes to bed tonight,
693
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,097
I need you to make a list
of everything you did wrong.
694
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,266
I'm gonna melt that
Cabbage Patch Kid.
695
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,977
Hey, guys, what we just
did was great, right?
696
00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,188
Calm your pits, Beca.
We still lost.
697
00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:46,149

Yeah, but it was spontaneous.

It was awesome.
698
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,192
We were actually
listening to...
699
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,652
Okay, everybody, hands in.
700
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,236
"Ah" on my count.
701
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,322
- On three or after three?
- On three.
702
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:53,990
After three.
One, two, three.
703
00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,075
That's not how we do it.
704
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,243
Oh! Why can't we
figure this out?
705
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,833
So, I just find songs that
have the same chord progressions
706
00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:05,752
and create a track that
blends them together.
707
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,296
So, like, this is
the new bass line,
708
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,591
and this is matching
up downbeats.
709
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,428
Oh,
I'm talking really loud.

710
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:17,764
That's me singing.
711
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,193
This is really good.
712
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,320
Now I'm the one
yelling, right?
713
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,782
That is amazing, Beca.
714
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:37,826
Thanks.
715
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,037
So, I brought this over,
716
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:44,165
because I wanna watch you
watch the end of this movie.
717
00:50:45,418 --> 00:50:47,043
And then I can
die a hero.
718
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,007
Wait, actually...
719
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,594
You have a habit of making
yourself at home, did you know that?
720
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:57,804
Yeah.
721
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:02,642
Hmm...
722
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:06,980
Okay.
723
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,817
The Breakfast Club. 1985.

724
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,153
Greatest ending
to any movie ever.
725
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,531
This song launched
Simple Minds in the US.
726
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:19,117
Could have been a Billy Idol
song, but he turned it down.
727
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:20,535
Idiot.
728
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,039
Perfectly sums up the movie.
It's equally beautiful and sad.
729
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,418
That is fascinating.
730
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,669
Right?
731
00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:33,131
Tell me, what does Judd
Nelson eat for breakfast?
732
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:36,843
Oh, well, like all misunderstood
rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy.
733
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:37,969
Sure.
734
00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:41,222
And black coffee to help
with his morning dumps.
735
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:43,600
You're an idiot.
736
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,769
It's true. I'm full
of fun facts.

737
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:47,937
You should let other people
tell you they're fun.
738
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,022
And an athlete.
739
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,441
And a basket case.
740
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,901
A princess.
741
00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:54,527
And a criminal.
742
00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:56,946
Does that answer
your question?
743
00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:00,617
Sincerely yours,
the Breakfast Club.
744
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,040
You're missing the ending.
745
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,291
Sorry.
746
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:21,638
It's good. I'm sure
the beginning is...
747
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,017
The white girl is back.
748
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,731
And I'm out.
749
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,529
Always a pleasure, Kimmy Jin.
750
00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:42,742
So... Excuse me. Excuse me.

751
00:52:57,925 --> 00:53:00,426
I should have taken that
cardio tip more seriously.
752
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:01,678
How much have you done?
753
00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,054
You just saw it.
754
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:05,265
Chloe, you gotta be
able to hit that last note.
755
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,058
I can't. It's impossible.
756
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,935
And it's because of
my, my nodes.
757
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,186
Her nodes. Her nodes.
758
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:13,106
Well, if you can't do it, then
someone else needs to solo.
759
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,733
I think Beca should
take my solo.
760
00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,069
Yeah, Beca would be excellent.
761
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,865
But also, someone else
might be equally as excellent.
762
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:25,535
- It's true.
- And they might be shy
763
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,037
and not wanna come forward
and say they wanted a solo.

764
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,541
Well, Beca doesn't
want a solo, so...
765
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,042
I would be happy to do it
766
00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,794
if I got to pick a new song
and do an arrangement.
767
00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:36,713
Well, that's not how
we run things here.
768
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,799
Aubrey, maybe Beca has a point.
Maybe we could try something new.
769
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:40,967
A-ca-scuse me?
770
00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:45,763
You can sing Turn the Beat Around and
that's the last I wanna hear of this.
771
00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:49,517
That song is tired.
We're not gonna win with it.
772
00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,185
If we pull samples
from different genres
773
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:52,520
and layer them together,
we could make some...
774
00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:55,648
Okay, let me explain something to you
because you still don't seem to get it.
775
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:59,319
Our goal is to get back to the finals
and these songs will get us there.
776
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:03,948

So, excuse me if I don't take advice

from some alt-girl with her mad lib beats,
777
00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:05,909
because she's never even
been in competition.
778
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,285
Have I made myself clear?
779
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,662
Crystal. I won't solo.
780
00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:11,372
Fine.
781
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,708
- Fat Amy?
- Yes, sir?
782
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,084
You'll solo.
783
00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:19,631
Yes! Yes.
784
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,403
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
785
00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:46,491
The 2012 southeastern regional
competition has officially begun.
786
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,701
Yes, I'm Gail
Abernathy McCadd,
787
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,245
and to my right is fellow
a cappella alum John Smith
788
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:54,165
and we are live from
Carolina University.
789
00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,501
It's a new season

for a cappella.
790
00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:59,504
The regionals begin the
long road to Lincoln Center
791
00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:02,465
where all of these youngsters
hope to one day win a trophy
792
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,550
by making music
with their mouths.
793
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,899
A cappella out of
sock puppets? Genius.
794
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,276
Yeah, look at the black
one with the white sock.
795
00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:23,486
It's making a statement.
796
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,239
There's no craft there.
Watching them will make you worse.
797
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:27,907
At least they're different.
798
00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:33,162
And the Sockappellas,
once again proving
799
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,958
that it doesn't get better
for everyone after high school.
800
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:50,930
Do we clap?
801
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,098
- No, we don't.
- Never.
802

00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,770

Hands in.
803
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,858
Remember, "ah" on three.
804
00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:03,526
One, two...
805
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:04,902
Wait, you said we'd...
806
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,196
I'm sorry.
807
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,115
It's okay,
it's gonna be okay. Okay.
808
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,075
Let's give it up
for the Barden Bellas!
809
00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:16,205
Wow.
810
00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:22,628
This does not look like the fresh-faced
nubile Bellas that we have come to know.
811
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:26,174
Is it me or are those skirts
just not working anymore?
812
00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:27,925
You're walking
the line, John.
813
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:31,554
It's a nice surprise to
see the Bellas mixing it up.
814
00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:35,016
It's refreshing, yet
displeasing to the eye.
815
00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:43,941

One, two, three, four.

816
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,245
The Barden Bellas
bringing back
817
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,082
the same song they sang
at last year's finals.
818
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:02,251
And all eyes will be on
senior Aubrey Posen.
819
00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:04,253
She could toss some
cookies at any moment.
820
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:30,446
And she makes it through, folks.
No cookie toss.
821
00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:58,975
John, a change of pace could not come
soon enough here for the Barden Bellas.
822
00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:01,769
This is not a great way
to start their season.
823
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:07,150
Yeah, this number is like an
elephant dart to the public's face.
824
00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:17,118
Oh, yeah!
825
00:58:58,493 --> 00:58:59,493
Yes.
826
00:59:07,002 --> 00:59:08,794
Yeah, Fat Amy.
827
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,421
Boo!
828
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:13,591

The Barden Bellas went deep into

the archive for that song, John.
829
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,927
I remember singing it
with my own a cappella group.
830
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,470
And what group
was that, Gail?
831
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,763
The Minstrel
Cycles, John.
832
00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,098
Well, that's an
unfortunate name.
833
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:24,477
Thank you.
Really incredible.
834
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:27,438
The Barden Bellas. Thank you.
835
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,443
That was great.
836
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,569
Amazing.
837
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:36,572
You know, there must be something in the
water over there at Barden University,
838
00:59:36,657 --> 00:59:38,157
'cause this next group
is also from Barden.
839
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:43,037
Ladies and gentlemen, the
Barden University Treblemakers.
840
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:47,083
Here we go, the Barden Treblemakers.
They're on the trail for Lincoln Center, huh?

841
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,210
Absolutely, they
always are, Gail.
842
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:52,088
My favorite, and
everyone's favorite.
843
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:55,424
Now it says here in my notes
that their front man Bumper Allen
844
00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:59,095
has recently released his
own line of sports sandals.
845
01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,014
Shh!
846
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:31,460
Boy, the bad boys of a cappella
have just gotten badder.
847
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:32,670
Whoo! That's right, John.
848
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:35,798
I'm gonna have to excuse myself
to freshen up the downtown.
849
01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:37,049
Can I help?
850
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:06,329
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
851
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:09,749
The results of tonight's
regional competition.
852
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,752
In third place,
the Sockappellas!
853
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,007
- Yeah, lucky you.

- In second place,
854
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:21,969
and advancing to this year's
semi-finals, the Barden Bellas.
855
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:23,512
Yeah.
856
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:25,765
Yes!
857
01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,266
Awesome.
858
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,976
Oh, nice. Nice.
859
01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,186
Hey, ugh!
860
01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:33,356
And the winner of tonight's
regional competition,
861
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,649
defending their crown,
ladies and gentlemen,
862
01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:38,235
the Barden University
Treblemakers!
863
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,737
Way to go, Trebles.
864
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,617
Yes! Yes!
865
01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,454
That's right!
866
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:29,078
I'm willing to sign breasts.
Yes! I'm willing to sign...
867

01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:32,998

Oh, look who it is. Old dudes.
868
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,834
<i>Get a life.</i>
869
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,710
Sonic boom.
870
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,421
Just 'cause we graduated
a few years ago,
871
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,382
doesn't mean we can't still get off
performing our oral magic, all right?
872
01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:42,466
Oral magic?
873
01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,468
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
buddy, buddy.
874
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:45,928
Are you looking for what
I think you're looking for?
875
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,346
Yeah, a fight?
You looking for a fight?
876
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:49,140
Please, please.
Please say you're looking for a fight.
877
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:52,101
Please, please say
you're looking for a fight.
878
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,437
Yes! I will fight.
879
01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:56,689
I would fight him,
880
01:02:56,773 --> 01:03:00,860

but I tore a quad within

the midst of the dance...
881
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,195
- Hey, Gandhi.
- Hey, you, are we doing this or what?
882
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,280
- Hit me.
- What?
883
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:05,489
Let's get it on!
884
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,617
Mmm-mmm.
885
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:11,328
I've wrestled crocodiles
and dingoes simultaneously.
886
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:12,621
- Come here!
- Why do you want me to hit you?
887
01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:13,747
I don't wanna do that.
888
01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:16,125
I need to feel something.
Hit me as hard as you can.
889
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,919
Hit me hard. Take this.
Take this. I want you to hit me with it.
890
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:21,046
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna check on them.
891
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:24,341
The kraken has been unleashed.
Feel the Fat Amy force!
892
01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,137
Hey.
893

01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,890

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.
894
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,641
Oh!
895
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,934
That's fantastic!
896
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,728
- Amy, don't. Amy!
- Feel the fat power.
897
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,189
Fat Amy! Kick me in the balls!
898
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:40,691
Amy!
899
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:43,652
Give me the sharp weapon,
I wanna put it up his butt!
900
01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,571
Ooh! Cherry on top.
901
01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:52,453
Which way are you running?
902
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,246
- This way. This way.
- All right.
903
01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:55,956
Beautiful.
904
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:57,416
Amy!
905
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:58,751
Vertical running.
906
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,503
I'm vertical running.
907

01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,964

Hey, Hilary Swank from
Million Dollar Baby.
908
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:07,301
Hey, you know you just have to
say, "Hey, Million Dollar Baby."
909
01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:10,137
You don't have to reference
the specific actress.
910
01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,389
Damn. Prison changed you.
911
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,683
Thanks for
bailing me out.
912
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:15,768
Well, I didn't.
913
01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,603
You called my dad?
914
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,772
I know, I know, but they were
putting you in handcuffs, Bec.
915
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:20,940
It looked pretty serious.
916
01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:22,525
That doesn't mean
you call my dad.
917
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,735
Who else was I gonna call?
Okay, why are you yelling at me?
918
01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:25,903
I'm the only one here.
919
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,905
I didn't ask you to be.
920
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:29,823

I was just trying

to help you.
921
01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,243
I don't need your help,
you're not my boyfriend.
922
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,161
Got it.
923
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,080
- Dad, it's not a big deal.
- Yeah, it's a big deal.
924
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,706
I get a call in the
middle of the night
925
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,834
saying my daughter's been arrested
for destruction of property.
926
01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:43,629
It was a misunderstanding and
I was protecting my friends.
927
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,298
I was putting myself
out there. Making memories.
928
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:49,885
If you think I'm paying for you to
go to LA after a stunt like this,
929
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,428
I'm not.
Get in the car.
930
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,556
You're not even gonna hear
what I have to say about this?
931
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,391
No, not tonight.
Just get in.
932
01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:08,654
Hey!

933
01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:11,407
What up, Shawshank?
934
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:12,783
Did you get
yourself a bitch?
935
01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:14,159
Did they spray
you with a hose?
936
01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:16,662
I did
a turn at County.
937
01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,206
You guys waited up for me?
938
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,666
Of course we
waited up for you.
939
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:24,920
They've been here for hours.
It's a real inconvenience, Beca.
940
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,591
Beca, I'm glad you're here.
941
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,302
I'm calling an
emergency Bella meeting.
942
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:32,511
No.
943
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,555
- First up...
- Yes.
944
01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:37,266
Our score sheet revealed that
the Sockappellas almost beat us.
945
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,936
And Fat Amy, you need to do it

exactly how we rehearsed it, okay?

946
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:42,021
No surprises.
947
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,315
We should be taking risks.
It's not enough to be good,
948
01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,108
we need to put ourselves
out there, be different.
949
01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:49,111
Beca's right. The Trebles
never sing the same song twice.
950
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,447
The audience love the
Trebles, they tolerate us.
951
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:54,617
We could change the
face of a cappella if we...
952
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,869
Oh, my God, that sounded so
queerballs. What's happening to me?
953
01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:00,956
Let me show you this
arrangement I've been working on.
954
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:02,791
I didn't know
you were into this stuff.
955
01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:03,917
Yeah.
956
01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:09,089
Okay, I have the pitch pipe, and I say
that we focus on the set list as planned.
957
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:12,676
From now on, there will be
no more wasting time with work

958
01:06:12,761 --> 01:06:16,305
or school or boyfriends
or partners.
959
01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:18,474
Sorry, Cynthia Rose.
960
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,852
But Aubrey, this stuff
is pretty cool. I mean...
961
01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:24,104
Okay. Rehearsal tomorrow,
8:00 a.m. sharp.
962
01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:37,701
Hey!
963
01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:42,414
This is my track!
You're playing my song right now!
964
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:45,209
That is awesome!
You like it?
965
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:48,128
You put it on the
radio! That is amazing!
966
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,172
It's a sick beat.
967
01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:53,300
Yeah, I always thought
her beats were pretty sick.
968
01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:56,387
Hey, Becky, listen, spring break,
I want you to take the night shift.
969
01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:57,513
Play your music.
970
01:06:58,390 --> 01:07:02,601
The DJ at the Garage does a brilliant
version of this, but yours? It's better.

971
01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:04,186
Yeah, it is.
972
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:07,439
I'm gonna listen to her tonight.
I think you should... You should come with.
973
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,066
I have a thing.
974
01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,193
Flight attendant training?
975
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:15,114
It's Barden Bellas. I have
the semi-finals tonight.
976
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:19,201
Really? I did not have you
pegged as an a cappella girl.
977
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,203
That's 'cause you don't
know Becky like I do.
978
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:22,705
See you tonight.
979
01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:42,474
Okay, don't you
flat-butts worry, I got this.
980
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,309
I'm just gonna pump and dump.
981
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,520
I don't
care what you say.
982
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:49,523
Sisq live, best performance
ever, I've ever seen.
983
01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,400
- "Thong Song" isn't his only hit.
- Yeah.

984
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:56,155
All right? That's serious.
985
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,364
Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy?
986
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,075
Donald, slow down! Slow down!
987
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,910
Yeah! All right!
988
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,038
Hey, Amy? Sabotage!
989
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,546
I've been shot.
990
01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,217
I've just been shot! Help me.
991
01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:18,677
Fat Amy!
992
01:08:19,471 --> 01:08:21,096
They shot Amy!
993
01:08:21,181 --> 01:08:23,015
I've got you. I've got you.
994
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:28,270
No, no, no. I'm talking,
I'm talking... I'm sitting up.
995
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,189
- All right. Cool.
- There's no need for that.
996
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:32,065
No mouth to mouth.
997
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:35,694
Oh, shit. Bumper threw
a big-ass burrito at me.

998
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:40,741
I'm gonna kill him, I swear. I'm
gonna finish him like a cheesecake.
999
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,726
You've got yourself
a little something there.
1000
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,395
Just leave it.
It fuels my hate fire.
1001
01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:51,520
Oh, my God.
1002
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:23,969
It's a... It's...
1003
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:27,347
Oh.
1004
01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,141
What the hell?
1005
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:33,645
Um... It's pretty cool, actually. l
think we're just running out of gas.
1006
01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:35,939
No, that can't be.
You just filled the tank.
1007
01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,816
Yeah, I did.
1008
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:43,822
And, yet, maybe I didn't, because
I got hit by flying Mexican food.
1009
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,787
And we're out.
1010
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:52,956
A-ca-scuse me?
1011
01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,708

A-ca-believe it.
1012
01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:57,169
Man, what
are we gonna do?
1013
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,337
Maybe we could call...
1014
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:01,632
No, don't even say it,
Chloe. How dare you?
1015
01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:04,843
Oh, no, actually that is a really
good idea. I've got Bumper's number.
1016
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:07,262
Why do you have
Bumper's number?
1017
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:11,642
Uh...
1018
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,650
So, Bellas,
1019
01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:24,363
what boring, estrogen-filled set
have you prepared for us this evening?
1020
01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:26,323
Excuse me?
1021
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,451
But you guys are gonna get
pitch-slapped so hard
1022
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,161
your man boobs are
gonna concave.
1023
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,249
Nine miles, guys.
1024
01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:47,886
That's pretty good.

1025
01:11:49,389 --> 01:11:51,390
I set fires
to feel joy.
1026
01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,059
That's adorable.
1027
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,873
Five minutes, Bellas.
1028
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,834
- Where did he come from?
- Shh!
1029
01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:22,587
It's over. There's no way we can
beat the Footnotes and the Trebles.
1030
01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:54,202
Whoo! That little
peanut can sing.
1031
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:57,581
He really can. It sounds to me, though,
Gail, like his boys haven't dropped yet,
1032
01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:58,874
if you know what I mean.
1033
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,502
If you mean his testicles, then
I do, John. I do. I really do.
1034
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,962
A-ca-huddle, now.
1035
01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:07,716
The top two teams go to the finals,
so we just have to beat one of them.
1036
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:12,471
And if we do it exactly how we rehearsed
it, we will get there, okay? Exactly.
1037
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:16,558
Hands in.

1038
01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,352
On three
or after three?
1039
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:21,146
Screw it. Let's just do it.
1040
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,815
Put your hands together
for the Barden Bellas!
1041
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:27,027
Okay, the Bellas
are coming out.
1042
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:31,490
Another step in this
competition and...
1043
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,743
One, two, three, four...
1044
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:39,539
Here we go again.
1045
01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:41,541
Looks like they're
sticking with what they know.
1046
01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:30,924
A little tension on
the stage tonight.
1047
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:32,384
Claws are out.
1048
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:36,138
This is just friendly
collegiate fun.
1049
01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:39,099
It's a tough competition, but
we're all here to have a good time.
1050
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:42,519
That's right, John. But a mistake can

haunt you for the rest of your life

1051
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,687
and affect your children.
1052
01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:53,196
What the hell, Beca?
Were you trying to screw us up?
1053
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,531
Are you serious?
1054
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:56,783
Newsflash. This
isn't the Beca show.
1055
01:14:56,868 --> 01:14:59,327
Okay, I'm sorry
that I messed you up,
1056
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,289
but in case you hadn't noticed, everybody
pretty much dozed off during our set.
1057
01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:05,000
It's not your job to decide
what we do and when we do it.
1058
01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:09,254
Why don't you ask the rest of the group how
they felt about your little improvisation?
1059
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,383
Amy?
1060
01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:19,181
It was cool. But it did take
us a little bit by surprise.
1061
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:21,057
Yeah, a lot by surprise.
1062
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:22,851
A little.
1063
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,021
- I told you she wasn't a Bella.

- Aubrey, don't.
1064
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,356
No, that's okay.
You don't have to pretend
1065
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,317
you're allowed to have a
say in the group, right?
1066
01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:33,028
Your attitude sucks. You're
a grade-A pain in my ass,
1067
01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,362
and I know you're
hooking up with Jesse.
1068
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,781
Whoa. Whoa. Aubrey, calm down.
We're not hooking up, I swear.
1069
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:40,702
Jesus Christ! That's perfect.
Of course you're here right now.
1070
01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:44,080
I don't need your help,
okay? Can you back off?
1071
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:46,499
Trebles.
Time to bring the pain.
1072
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,629
If this is what
I get for trying...
1073
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,925
Beca? Beca, wait.
1074
01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:01,348
Aubrey, it actually
went really well.
1075
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:02,724
Chloe, stop!

1076
01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,559
- Excuse me.
- Oh, my God. Okay.
1077
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:08,563
Beca? Beca, wait.
1078
01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:24,955
And the Treblemakers
seal the deal tonight.
1079
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:28,625
Unfortunately, Barden's other
group, the Bellas, do not advance,
1080
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:33,505
and senior Aubrey Posen loses her chance
to redeem herself from last year's Pukegate.
1081
01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:43,723
Happy spring break.
1082
01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:45,392
Thanks.
1083
01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:14,898
In the simplest terms, in the
most convenient definitions.
1084
01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:19,027
But what we found out is that
each one of us is a brain.
1085
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,695
And an athlete.
1086
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,655
And a basket case.
1087
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:23,907
A princess.
1088
01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,117
And a criminal.
1089
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,036

Does that answer

your question?
1090
01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:31,581
Sincerely yours,
the Breakfast Club.
1091
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,637
Oh, my God.
1092
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,807
Okay.
1093
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:02,570
We are from the Collegiate
A Cappella Association.
1094
01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:06,324
It has come to our attention
that you are not in college.
1095
01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:07,410
Is this your mother?
1096
01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:21,297
This is Aubrey Posen.
1097
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:27,178
Yes, thank you, sir.
1098
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,474
I look forward to seeing
you again at Lincoln Center.
1099
01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:34,978
Yes!
1100
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:48,366
Ah.
1101
01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:50,076
Aubrey?
1102
01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,756
I'm all in, bitches.
1103

01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:21,524

Okay. The a-ca-gods have looked down on
us and they have given us a second chance.
1104
01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:22,817
Shalom!
1105
01:20:22,902 --> 01:20:23,985
I texted Beca.
1106
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,278
You did what?
1107
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:26,404
She makes us better.
1108
01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:28,490
That's not an opinion
for you to have, Chloe.
1109
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,158
Why? Because
it's not yours?
1110
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,826
You're not always
right, you know.
1111
01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:33,661
We will win without her.
1112
01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:46,425
Jesse, I know you're in there.
I can smell popcorn.
1113
01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:50,595
Jesse, come on. Open up.
1114
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:02,732
Hey. I tried to call you. l
left you a bunch of messages.
1115
01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,275
Yeah, I got them.
1116
01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:06,653
I'm sorry that we fought.

1117
01:21:06,737 --> 01:21:09,322
I was mad and I overreacted
and I'm just...
1118
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,615
Aubrey makes me crazy.
1119
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:11,908
Seriously?
1120
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,286
You think I'm mad
because you yelled at me?
1121
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:17,247
No, I know...
1122
01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:20,750
No, you don't. You think
you know, but you don't.
1123
01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:26,005
You push away anyone who could
possibly care about you. Why is that?
1124
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:28,925
I don't know.
1125
01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,971
Well, you better figure it out
because I'm done with...
1126
01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:35,265
Whatever this is.
1127
01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:36,808
- Jesse...
- I'm done.
1128
01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:55,493
Women.
1129
01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:57,078
Yeah.
1130

01:21:59,373 --> 01:22:00,582

Okay, stop.
1131
01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,333
What is happening to us?
1132
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:05,420
Chloe, you sound like
you smoke three packs a day.
1133
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,964
Stacie, you are so
behind on choreography.
1134
01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:11,759
And Jessica and Ashley, it is like
you haven't been here all year long.
1135
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:12,885
Aubrey, really?
1136
01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:14,262
We've literally been
here the whole time.
1137
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,348
Aubrey, please,
just give us a break.
1138
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:19,601
It's kind of not the same
without everyone here.
1139
01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:21,019
We need Beca.
1140
01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:23,062
Maybe if Aubrey loosened
the reins a little bit.
1141
01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:24,355
Okay, shut it, Chloe!
1142
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,440
Whoa!
1143
01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,192

Oh, I'm sorry.

That was rude.
1144
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:31,571
Chloe, could you please get your
head out of your ass? It's not a hat.
1145
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,576
A-ca-awkward.
1146
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:38,620
Again.
1147
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:46,711
No one was more surprised than
me, but I really liked those girls.
1148
01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:49,922
And you thought
quitting was the answer?
1149
01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:52,050
Seriously? You can
say that to me?
1150
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,427
Oh, come on, Bec,
that's so unfair.
1151
01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,306
Look, your mom and l,
we didn't work.
1152
01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:01,476
But I tried so hard to make
things right between us.
1153
01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,645
But you, you just
shut me out.
1154
01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:06,981
Yeah, well, I shut everybody
out. Don't take it personally.
1155
01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:08,191
It's just easier.

1156
01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:10,735
It's also
really lonely.
1157
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,409
What do I do?
1158
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:20,745
Well, that's up to you.
1159
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,334
Trebles, listen up!
1160
01:23:26,877 --> 01:23:29,545
If this is about the Bellas getting
into the finals, we already know.
1161
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:31,297
I don't give a crap
about those dumb bitches.
1162
01:23:31,382 --> 01:23:34,342
Because I'm being brought up
to the musical big leagues.
1163
01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:35,426
What are you
talking about?
1164
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:39,263
John Mayer just asked me,
personally, through an assistant,
1165
01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,141
to sing backup on his
new CD.
1166
01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:46,729
I leave for Los Angeles in a
few hours, so I gotta get going.
1167
01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:49,023
But Bumper, what about the ICCAs?
They're this weekend.
1168
01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:54,487
Hmm. Sorry, buddies, but I won that

shit like 100 times, so I'm out of here.

1169
01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:57,365
Got a collarless leather jacket
to buy. Maybe some aviators.
1170
01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:59,075
I might get an earring,
I don't know.
1171
01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:02,370
It's Los Angeles. This is
exciting stuff. My life rules!
1172
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,998
- Bumper's a jerk. All right, I said it.
- Yeah.
1173
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,126
- Well, he's a jerk that we need to replace.
- Yeah.
1174
01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:09,877
Pronto dente.
1175
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:11,963
You know he writes
his own fan mail.
1176
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,929
Spot opened up, and
it's yours if you want it.
1177
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:23,558
Just one condition. Promise
me you won't get all weird.
1178
01:24:23,642 --> 01:24:27,019
We're just a group of guys singing
a bunch of covers of songs, okay?
1179
01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:29,939
If you get weird, they will
definitely not let you stay.
1180
01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:33,568
Deal. Although I don't know
what you mean by weird.

1181
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,279
Got it.
1182
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:39,615
I have been there for you for so many
years, and all you do is treat me like...
1183
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,493
All right, no, okay,
just shut up! Everyone!
1184
01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:46,372
Come on, I joined this group so I could
hang out with a bunch of really cool chicks.
1185
01:24:46,457 --> 01:24:48,583
And also 'cause I was really
sick of all my boyfriends
1186
01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,835
and I need to get
away from that.
1187
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,880
But this is some
serious horseshit.
1188
01:24:54,882 --> 01:24:57,675
What's that smell?
Stinks everywhere.
1189
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,303
I don't wanna be
like the old Bellas.
1190
01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:02,722
Yeah, I wanna be
how we are now.
1191
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,475
Me, too.
1192
01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:06,976
We should have
listened to Beca.
1193

01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,770

Oh, so it's my fault?
1194
01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:09,854
That's not what I'm saying.
1195
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,148
No, no, no, that's what
you're all thinking, isn't it?
1196
01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:16,152
That I'm the jerk. I am the
girl obsessed with winning.
1197
01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:19,614
Aubrey, you're too controlling
and it's gonna ruin all of us.
1198
01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:22,825
You know what, I can
lose control if I want to.
1199
01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:26,954
I can let go. This time
I'm not gonna choke it down.
1200
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:28,331
Hmm?
1201
01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:40,218
Come on, bring it!
You can do better than that!
1202
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:41,594
That's all you got?
1203
01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,096
Enough! Enough!
1204
01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:49,477
We could have
been champions!
1205
01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:53,648
Give me the pitch
pipe, you bitch!
1206

01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,691

Give it to me!
1207
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:59,779
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
1208
01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:00,905
Never!
1209
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,490
I'll protect you.
I'll protect you.
1210
01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:03,908
Hands off the goodies!
1211
01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:20,591
Move, you bitches!
1212
01:26:27,724 --> 01:26:28,808
Guys!
1213
01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:31,769
Guys, stop!
What is going on?
1214
01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:43,155
Nothing. Nothing.
This is a Bellas rehearsal.
1215
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,575
I know. I just
1216
01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:49,120
wanted to say
that I'm sorry.
1217
01:26:51,290 --> 01:26:53,374
What I did was
a really dick move
1218
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:56,878
and I shouldn't have changed
the set without asking you guys.
1219
01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:58,462

And I definitely
shouldn't have left.
1220
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:02,383
I let you guys down
and I'm really sorry.
1221
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,387
And...
1222
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,434
Aubrey, if you would
have me, I want back in.
1223
01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,792
Aubrey.
1224
01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:47,887
Wait.
1225
01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:49,764
Thank you. That would
have been embarrassing.
1226
01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:54,477
Beca, I know that I've
been hard on you, okay?
1227
01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:59,106
I know that I have been
hard on everyone here.
1228
01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:03,069
But I am my
father's daughter.
1229
01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:09,784
And he always said, "lf at
first you don't succeed,
1230
01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:13,704
"pack your bags."
1231
01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:19,293
- Jesus.
- That's really crazy.
1232

01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:23,965

I get it. Mine
gets on me, too.
1233
01:28:24,049 --> 01:28:25,883
Not like that, but...
1234
01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:29,553
I guess we don't really know
that much about each other.
1235
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:32,848
About most of you, really.
1236
01:28:33,392 --> 01:28:37,144
Well, I'll confess something
that none of you know about me.
1237
01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:40,189
I have a lot of sex.
1238
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,565
Yeah, we know, Stacie.
1239
01:28:42,734 --> 01:28:44,026
Only 'cause I just told you.
1240
01:28:44,111 --> 01:28:45,236
This is a good idea.
1241
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:48,447
That was a pretty bad example,
but this is a good idea.
1242
01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:52,827
Why don't we all go
around the room,
1243
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:57,748
and we can all say something about
ourselves that nobody else knows.
1244
01:28:58,417 --> 01:29:00,543
Okay, I got something.
1245
01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:03,713
This is hard for me to

admit to you guys.

1246
01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:07,550
I think we all know where this
is going. Let's be honest.
1247
01:29:09,052 --> 01:29:13,806
Well, for the last two
years, I've had a serious
1248
01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:15,725
gambling problem.
1249
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:17,268
- What?
- What?
1250
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:19,520
It started when I broke
up with my girlfriend.
1251
01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:21,605
Whoomp! There it is.
1252
01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:26,944
I still love you.
1253
01:29:31,992 --> 01:29:33,451
Anyone else?
1254
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,414
I ate
my twin in the womb.
1255
01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:41,417
What?
1256
01:29:44,755 --> 01:29:45,796
Okay.
1257
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:48,883
Fat Amy?
1258
01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:51,093
I'm an open book.
1259

01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:53,721

I mean, for God's sake,
you guys all call me Fat Amy.
1260
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:59,935
See, I guess I'm just not really
living if I'm not being 100% honest.
1261
01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:05,524
And my real name
is Fat Patricia.
1262
01:30:06,777 --> 01:30:08,069
What?
1263
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:13,199
Okay. I've never been
one of those girls
1264
01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:17,828
who had a lot of friends
who were girls. And I do now.
1265
01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:21,165
And that's pretty cool.
1266
01:30:24,169 --> 01:30:26,754
So, that's me.
Someone else please go.
1267
01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:30,007
Okay.
1268
01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:38,432
Over spring break, I made the
courageous decision to remove my nodes.
1269
01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:44,939
I know. The doctor said that
I can't sing above a G-sharp,
1270
01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,274
maybe ever.
1271
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:51,028
I thought
the season was over.

1272
01:30:54,991 --> 01:30:57,201
It's okay. It's okay.
1273
01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:02,540
Beca, what do we do?
1274
01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:13,592
I'm sorry.
1275
01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:15,511
Maybe not here.
1276
01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:19,431
All right. Let's
remix this business.
1277
01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:25,020
Aubrey, would you
pick a song for us, please?
1278
01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:27,606
Bruno Mars,
Just The Way You Are.
1279
01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:32,444
Okay. Chloe, are you
okay to take the lead?
1280
01:31:32,529 --> 01:31:33,571
Yeah.
1281
01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:19,343
Hands in.
1282
01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:25,432
One, two...
1283
01:33:27,227 --> 01:33:28,435
What was that?
1284
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,187
I don't know, I've never
made that sound before.
1285
01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:33,107
Yo, but with your messed up vocal

cords, you could hit the bass notes.

1286
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:35,192
Do you know what that means?
1287
01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:36,485
Yes, Lilly?
1288
01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,696
I think I have something
that can help us out.
1289
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:42,032
Excuse me, bitch, you
don't need to shout.
1290
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,159
Okay, don't get mouthy.
1291
01:33:56,256 --> 01:33:58,757
Ah!
1292
01:33:59,676 --> 01:34:00,968
Welcome to the finals
1293
01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:04,930
of the 2012 International
Championship of Collegiate A Cappella.
1294
01:34:05,515 --> 01:34:09,101
Lincoln Center is proud to welcome
back all of these young hopefuls tonight
1295
01:34:09,185 --> 01:34:12,813
who are hoping to win a trophy
by making music with their mouths.
1296
01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:23,198
This is gonna be a big
night, and I tell you, Gail,
1297
01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:26,160
- if you can just shut your eyes.
- I'm doing it.
1298
01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:29,371
Shut your eyes and get rid

of all the a-ca-politics,

1299
01:34:29,581 --> 01:34:33,834
then you can remember that being
at Lincoln Center, in the Big Apple,
1300
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:38,589
and singing on this storied stage is
the dream of every a cappella singer.
1301
01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,382
You said it, John.
1302
01:34:56,107 --> 01:35:00,402
The University of Virginia
Hullabahoos, ladies and gentlemen.
1303
01:35:01,404 --> 01:35:02,404
There they are.
1304
01:35:02,489 --> 01:35:04,281
One, two, three, swag!
1305
01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:08,786
Welcome back to the International
Championship of Collegiate A Cappella.
1306
01:35:09,412 --> 01:35:14,124
This next group, they need no
introduction, but I'll do it anyway!
1307
01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:17,878
Hey.
1308
01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:19,004
Good luck.
1309
01:35:19,756 --> 01:35:21,882
Thanks. You, too.
1310
01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,718
...the Barden University
Treblemakers!
1311
01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:11,051
Oh, the Trebles closing
it strong like always.

1312
01:38:11,135 --> 01:38:14,930
Absolutely tight. It's gonna be
very hard to beat that tonight.
1313
01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:17,891
Every other group has their
work cut out for them, John.
1314
01:38:17,976 --> 01:38:22,062
I'm glad it's not us anymore, Gail.
Those days are over, thank goodness.
1315
01:38:22,146 --> 01:38:25,232
Especially since they
wouldn't have us back.
1316
01:38:25,316 --> 01:38:28,735
All right. How about that?
1317
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:29,945
The Barden University
Treblemakers.
1318
01:38:30,029 --> 01:38:31,113
I love you, awesome nerds.
1319
01:38:31,573 --> 01:38:33,657
Yeah, you guys are the best.
1320
01:38:34,909 --> 01:38:38,996
Even though some of you are pretty thin,
I think that you all have fat hearts,
1321
01:38:39,998 --> 01:38:42,124
and that's what matters.
1322
01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:44,501
Okay, let's just
smash this. Okay?
1323
01:38:44,836 --> 01:38:49,506
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Barden Bellas!
1324
01:38:51,509 --> 01:38:54,511
Oh, my goodness gracious.

Will you look at this?

1325
01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:58,557
Gone are those Bella uniforms and
this is a whole new look for them,
1326
01:38:58,641 --> 01:39:00,309
and it is hot, hot, hot.
1327
01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,894
John, these
girls could turn me.
1328
01:39:07,692 --> 01:39:10,027
We love you, Bellas!
1329
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,704
One, two, three, four.
1330
01:43:03,010 --> 01:43:04,511
Way to go, Beca!
1331
01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:23,363
What a show!
1332
01:43:23,447 --> 01:43:27,576
I think we have just seen some a
cappella history being made, John.
1333
01:43:27,660 --> 01:43:31,538
And from an all-female group, Gail.
I could never have called this one.
1334
01:43:31,622 --> 01:43:34,249
Never. Well, you are
a misogynist at heart,
1335
01:43:34,333 --> 01:43:36,376
so there's no way you would
have bet on these girls to win.
1336
01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:37,460
Absolutely.
1337
01:43:41,132 --> 01:43:43,133
Weren't they incredible? Wow!

1338
01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:50,140
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give
it up again for the Barden Bellas!
1339
01:43:52,435 --> 01:43:54,895
Told you. Endings
are the best part.
1340
01:43:54,979 --> 01:43:56,146
You're such a weirdo.
1341
01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:11,620
Listen up, a-ca-ballers.
1342
01:44:11,704 --> 01:44:16,207
I have been rejected by the Army,
shoved into a Dora the Explorer backpack,
1343
01:44:16,292 --> 01:44:19,753
and pushed into the girls' locker
room wearing nothing but suspenders.
1344
01:44:19,837 --> 01:44:22,756
But no matter.
I am in the world that I love.
1345
01:44:23,341 --> 01:44:25,133
And with the assistance
of my boy, Justin...
1346
01:44:25,217 --> 01:44:26,259
My liege.
1347
01:44:26,344 --> 01:44:27,552
I launch this
year's auditions.
1348
01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,047
Belly roll.
1349
01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:36,728
The most recent ICCA national champion
winners get to pick the audition song.
1350
01:44:43,361 --> 01:44:46,112
All right, nerds.
Let's go with...

1351
01:46:19,957 --> 01:46:21,541
Because I have nodes.
1352
01:46:21,625 --> 01:46:25,962
Chloe, don't worry, it's just God
punishing you 'cause you're a ginger.