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Anthony St.

John
Versus

Dora
Russell--
Once Wife of
Twentieth-Century
English Philosopher
Bertrand
Russell
The Ides of March 1984 thousands of them are poised, on
both sides of the enormous
ideological fence, to set in motion the
repeated overkill of the human race.
I sustain my belief with the following
notions which perhaps might come to
The Members of be interpreted by most as proofs:
The Bertrand Russell Society I.
3802 North Kenneth Avenue
CHICAGO IL 60641 I have never seen an
United States atomic/hydrogen bomb (to be
referred to as “Item[s]” below).

II.

My fellow members of The Bertrand I have known not one individual in


Russell Society of which I hope my thirty-nine years of life who has
soon to be a paid-up-in-full distinct admitted—upon request or not—that
offshoot and to which I pray—but not he or she has seen an Item.
to a god!—one fine day I might be
able to donate a sum to help assist III.
your tireless efforts to disseminate
most of the teachings and ideals of I know not pictures of an Item or
Bertrand Russell: Items.

I am writing today to seek your IV.


assistance and insight on behalf of
the alleviation of a tremendous Not once in one year, when I, a
intellectual woe with which I am graduate of the United States Army
afflicted and out of which I endeavor Artillery and Missile School, served as
to attain, sincerely, phrenic a missile/rocket training officer at
resuscitation and exactitude in as Fort Sill, Oklahoma, did I see an Item,
many matters as I am able to satisfy nor did I encounter one individual
this my mind’s quest for rationality who could hint at where an Item or
and truth. Items might be deposited or could
say that he (no shes!) had even ever
My dilemma concerns itself with my seen one! Yet, we were trained to
unsettled opinion—when so many use Items.
more intelligent, wiser individuals
surround me with certitude—that not V.
that atomic/hydrogen bombs do not
exist, but that tens and tens of

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If so many Items have existence, why after twenty-one years of believing
have they not been used again—in that the United States of America
more than forty years of their was the most principled nation in the
presence—“to thwart the suffering world, after four years of studying
that has obviously arisen from the military science in the Reserve
domination of an enemy whose evil Officers’ Training Corps, I was thrust
would maybe create a greater into the mainstream of one of
spiritual peril than perhaps the Northamerica’s aspects of violence-
physical deaths of the victims of that let-loose: the United States Army. I
enemy?” (This is not my reasoning met men drug-addicted, Jim Beam-
but that purported by those who addicted, Librium-addicted, Stars &
deem the Items intrinsic to some Stripes-addicted, Playboy-centerfold-
national security.) addicted, Item-addicted, God-
addicted, power-addicted, addicted-
VI. addicted…. I was ordered to “zero”
women and children, and when I
If such large quantities of Items have refused protesting on behalf of the
being—with so great high-potential requirements of the Geneva
attack capability—why has not an Convention—which I attested, by
Item accident occurred? Are we to signature, that I had read in Pleiku,
trust that the composite intelligence Southvietnam—I was called a
and integrity of the Item Users and coward. (I waited anxiously to
Item Threateners (the United States separate myself from the United
of America has been docketed as the States Army, and since then I have
“First Item User”; some been utterly ashamed that I ever put
Northamerican Item Threateners now on the uniform of that violence-
clamour for a “No First Item Use”! ) is prone, abusive organization.)
sufficient to avoid a third real
strategic or non-strategic Item Use or It strikes me as totally odd that the
Items Use or Accidental Item Use or many disparate components of the
Accidental Items Use which might armed forces of the United States of
annihilate the total population of the America—for me, extremely unjust in
world in minutes? their exercises of power, often
drugged, so frequently drunk, and
I for one do not trust, for example, ostentatiously stupid—have been
the United States Army to possess stable enough over the past four
the intelligence and probity to decades to avoid an Item Accident.
prevent an Item or Items Accident. I Parenthetically, I am also of the
will say why to exasperate my opinion that if so many Items existed,
discussion in which I have vented it would take an enormous monetary
disagreement in the Item debate. effort—at least equal to the very cost
Please support my observation from of the Items to secure the Items; and,
personal experiences? it would take a larger military force
than that which now exists to protect
My two-year service in the United so many Items—perhaps at a cost of
States Army in Fort Sill, Oklahoma many more billions and billions of
and Vietnam, as a missile/rocket offence dollars allocated to insure
training officer and a forward national security. An enormous effort
observer and battalion/brigade would have to be made to guarantee
liaison officer, afforded me one of the the safeguard of the Items from
grandest invigorations of my life, and incompetent individuals and pseudo-
I am inclined to believe that of the freedom fighters not in uniform but
countless thousands of others who earning much from the spending on
also served in the armed forces of military armament.
the United States of America: an
abrupt suspension of continuity. For VII.
me, this was effectuated in the
following manner: After one year of Who tells me Items exist? Political
working for diehard William F. leaders and military strategists and
Buckley, Jr.’s National Review, after editors at National Review and
four years of studying philosophy, Harvard University political science

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professors! Almost fifty percent of to get up in the morning, work, and
the Northamerican people did not the oxygen I breathe. If God existed,
vote in the last election—many it would be ridiculous to deny that he
frustrated with what they often did. Yet many people deny his
describe as their motive the existence. They do not deny that
deceptiveness of United States’ Paris exists even if they have never
political leaders. Richard M. Nixon, visited Paris. God’s existence is not
over national television, admitted to taken for granted just as we take for
me that the Items had, indeed, granted death or love of another
reality. After his political, emotional person. If God existed, there would
and physical downfall, he indicated to be absolutely no doubt about it—as
me that it was sometimes necessary there is no doubt about the largeness
to lie in politics. Am I being lied to of the Atlantic Ocean which is
about the Items, too? (Can anyone incomprehensible to most. God
reveal to me the overall international “exists” in the same way Santa Claus
effect and expense account of the or a witch or the Easter Bunny
Central Intelligence Agency for those “exists.” We look for them, but we
crucial years, let us say, of 1954 or never come upon them even
1967 or 1978?) It is not not possible unexpectedly. We want the
to assert that our political leaders spontaneity of invented fantasies.
might be deceptive with us and with (For children, this might be good.)
others when they say they have We want God; but, he does not exist.
already been so. N’est-ce pas? We once needed God to explain the
VIII. reasons for night and day, to define
our limits in an unknown world, to
Not all politicians are obtuse even give reason for our fears and
though the argument of common loneliness, and to justify our
consent (a flaccid first principle!) is unchosen entrance into a world
tempting in this case, under these whose rules and regulations will
circumstances. Suffice it to say that decide our unchosen departure. All
not all politicians are intelligent. But of these things are now better
has there ever been a politician of explained without any reference to
international stature who denied the God, and the abracadabra of the
Item—whether or not he might be supernatural. Each day we find more
considered stupid or intelligent? Mao reason to believe in the naturalness
Tse-Tung (1893-1976) in a talk with of our Earth and the things that
Anna Louise Strong, August, 1946: surround it. Before, we could only
speculate and we contrived reasons
“The atomic bomb is a paper which we thought had to be beyond
tiger our own comprehension. I am happy
which the United States to know my life is controlled, for the
reactionaries most part, by forces I know have
use to scare people. It looks their bases in reality and fact, and
terrible, not in causes which I must accept are
but in fact it isn’t…All beyond my reason and
reactionaries understanding. And I know each day
are paper tigers.” brings me closer to knowing more
about my world and myself.”
IX.
Dear members of The Bertrand
I wish to quote from my manuscript, Russell Society, has the Item
Politically Philosophical and become the new god? Not fabricated
Philosophically Political Writings: A in the image of a kind, just Budda or
Book of Essays, the following proof Christ, but made by man to remind
against the existence of a god, a us—after, for example, the slayings
supreme being: of World War I and World War II
(Where is World War III?)—of the
“…d. I do not believe in God because image of Man the Monster? Will the
there are no facts to prove his “New God” itself back us into a
existence. I believe in cold winds, veritable “shit or get off the pot”
headaches, restaurant bills, the need reaction to use, what I think are, the

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very few, if any, Items which are said this object (Item?) into the shadowed
to exist? I beg your assistance. I beg woodlands, chased and mocked by
your clarifications. Forever, I the admirable band of watchful
demand, “Where are the Items?” women.

Cordially… Now what better scheme could be


devised for holding the whole world
Anthony St. John to ransom than for the technological
Casella Postale 10 MEN of POWER to proclaim to the
51016 MONTECATINI TERME PT world their possession of these Items
Italia —holding them, and their guardians,
the while, shrouded in utmost
secrecy?
You are right—I have never seen one.
Two Items fell from the sky at
* * * Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Since then
one or two warning flares in the sky
to frighten and keep humans in
subjection. The rest is secrecy and
silence! With occasional pretensions
1 August 1984 at negotiations to disarm. Perfect,
my dear Watson. Good on you,
Sherlock Holmes!

Yours sincerely,
Anthony St. John
Casella Postale 10 Dora Russell
51016 MONTECATINI TERME PT Carn Voel
Italia Porthcurno
Penzance
CORNWALL TR19 6LN
England

Dear Anthony St. John,

I have been long in replying to your


letter of 7 June 1984 asking if I have * * *
ever seen one of those “Items,”
nuclear missiles.

I have thought this matter over very


carefully! I think that, in view of 20 August 1984
what you say about your experiences
in the United States Army, these
Items possibly do not exist, since, if
they did, with such drunken and
drug-soaked guardians, one or more Dora Russell
of them would have gone off long Carn Voel
since. Many women of my country Porthcurno
have skilfully, as you may know, Penzance
stationed themselves at a place CORNWALL TR19 6LN
known as Greenham Common, for England
the purpose of observing and of
preventing, if necessary, the
emergence of one Item—known as a
Cruise missile—from its hiding place.
At times there emerges a long trail of Dora Russell:
motor cyclists, followed by a double
lorry like two dust carts, within which Thank you for replying to my letter of
a long object may be observed, if the 7 June 1984, for taking so much time
lid is lifted. A guard of cars follow to answer it (I received your 1 August

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1984 one on 18 August 1984! Fancy country, Dora—does it not?—
that!), and for thinking over very in holding Subjects in
carefully the matter I proposed to Subjection! (The two stamps
you and others of The Bertrand on your letter to me, with
Russell Society. Perhaps you, Dora images of The One and Only
Russell, should have pondered at Queen affixed to them, are
greater length? overlaid with this royal edict:
BE PROPERLY ADDRESSED!
I wish to make the following Yes, Your Majestic Highness;
comments on your awkward no, You Great and Royal
response: Sovereign Personage! Does
Prince Phillip cut Elizabeth’s
 You are unkind and toenails, Dora?) Most humans
intellectually dishonest to I know are frightened and
imply that the only reason I kept in one form of control or
offer for my belief is that another:
“such drunken and drug-
soaked guardians” as exist in “A mark in every face I
the United States Army would meet,
be reason alone for the non- Marks of weakness,
existence of Items. Is this marks of woe,”
point—the one you have
singled out of context—the Two-thirds of the people in the
only you can discuss with me? world have not running water
Do I win my argument on in their homes. And even
points, alas? most middle-class creatures
 If you scan through your are struggling tormentingly to
history books, you will notice buy their food and pay their
that men and women, rent. (Did you know it costs
throughout recorded time, 12 Swiss francs to go from
have chased and mocked, Orselina to Cardada in an
more than occasionally, after eight minute, return included,
nonexistent entities. They funivia?)
have all too frequently  Yes, two Items fell from the
followed the advice of sky at Hiroshima and
barbarians and Nagasaki. (I cannot believe
representatives of gods who that you believe that this
have lead them on to their observation makes my thesis
deaths millions and millions of essentially self-contradictory!)
times over. If you walk in One has never fallen again
Europe, you slosh in the blood because one does not exist.
beneath your feet. (Women One does not exist in part
congregated at Greenham because two Items, in fact, fell
Common to chase things, that from the sky at Hiroshima and
exist only in their Nagasaki. And if thousands
imaginations, into the and thousands do have being,
shadowed woodlands are my dearest Dora Russell, will
Itemhunters, not Witch- you kindly point the way for
hunters.) There are, and have me? Forever I demand:
been, schemes devised for Where are the Items? Dora
holding considerable parts of Russell, I suggest, earnestly,
the whole world to ransom, that you start doing the same
and, regretfully, they have damn thing yourself!
been rather successful. May I
mention even one on the I am just trying to peel away some
roster of more than seven onion skins.
thousand religions registered
—often tax-free!—throughout
this Earth? Even the scheme Cordially…
of the English Monarchy plays
a significant role in your

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Anthony St. John
Casella Postale 38
50041 CALENZANO FI
Italia

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