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Were Getting Sued
(Maybe)
You knew it had to happen sooner or later,
although I expected it would be in the form
of a defamation action by the City Attorney,
and not an out-of-thin air intellectual property
issue. But hey, a lawsuits a lawsuit, and
were not going to let the threat of one slide
past us without milking it dry. This column
doesnt write itself.
Since our inception, weve run a faux
advice column with the title of Advice from
Uncle Esel, written from the perspective
of a lifetime resident of New Braunfels, a
German-American by the name of Ken Esel.
Esel, is, of course, German for jackass.
The Ken was a reference to Ken Valentine,
the recalled District Six City Councilman,
who always signs his emails Love, K.
Uncle Esel is a fctional character, as are his
wife and great-great grandfather, whom are
occasionally referenced. Hes not really your
uncle, either. Surprise.
The true identity of the author of the
column has been a closely guarded secret, as
Uncle Esel was generous with his criticisms of
the citys ruling class, and watching those folks
go absolutely crazy trying to fgure out who
was behind it was nothing short of gratifying. I
was even asked, during a deposition in a case
that had nothing to do with this publication, to
reveal Ken Esels identity. That odd demand
came from attorney Carter Casteel, mother of
current Mayoral Candidate Barron Casteel.
She thought perhaps I was Ken Esel. She also
thought she would beat me in court. She was
wrong on both counts. Oops.
Anyway, my only point here is that people
wanted to know who Ken Esel was. Both
fans and detractors were obsessed with the
identity of the writer. We capitalized on that
by mounting an I am Ken Esel campaign,
wherein dozens of locals claimed,
via social media, to be Ken Esel,
in a tongue-in-cheek move to
express collective pan-Esel
consciousness. That was fun.
The writer of the column
had no problem with other
people claiming to be Ken Esel, and
in fact, enjoyed it. He was amused with the
fuss, and was content to remain anonymous
and let me take the heat for what he wrote.
That was fne by me, but now he wants
credit, which is also fne with me, but which,
of course, means he cant be anonymous
anymore. After all, a fctitious character
cant sue anybody.
We thought about suing the writer
ourselves in order to make him stop using
the Ken Esel name on Facebook, but Ive
been through these things before, and really,
aint nobody got time for that. So were
just going to apologize to former District
One City Councilman Richard Zapata for
using another writer to produce under Ken
Esels name, and we promise not to publish
anything under that name ever again, ever,
ever, ever, never. As for why we had to cut
ties with him, that info follows.
Mayor Pospisil with Ken Esel
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established and followed proper processes and procedures we would not find
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bond to the tune of $7+ million.
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board agreed to a $5.9 million settlement from the contractor,
leaving $1.1 million unrefunded. They also agreed NOT to
investigate the 2005 bond or prior financial dealings. Why?
Even though Dan Krueger has not been on the school board
since 2008, he was in attendance at the February 27, 2014
meeting, in which the deal was announced to the public.
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New Braunfels is a Texas institution and, like
many institutions, there is fear and a constant
fght over who controls the fow of various fuids.
Here are some shocking local news stories that,
for whatever reason, have been ignored by
other area media:
No More Parking, Ever
In a desperate attempt to further reduce tourism
into New Braunfels, the City Council recently
decided in a 5-2 vote to make all parking within
the city limits by permit only.
While a number of businesses were
naturally disturbed by the ordinance, the
fercest contention came from members of the
public who will now have to purchase permits to
park in their own driveways. Council remained
steadfast in its decision, even during the
onslaught of garbage and feral cats that were
hurled at members throughout the meeting.
Defending her decision, Mayor Gale
Pospisil said, Something had to be done. She
didnt elaborate.
When the mayor asked the City Attorney
if Council could legally pass such a measure,
Val Acevedo responded, Hmm? What? Oh,
yeah. Whatever.
New Braunfels resident Smiley
Stinkendekatzwerfer was, naturally irate.
Theyre telling me I have to buy a permit to just
park on my own property, Stinkendekatzwerfer
said. Next thing you know, theyll make us buy
permits just to live here.
Residents can pick up their permits at City
Hall for $1,200 per vehicle. Tourists can still
come to New Braunfels to enjoy its amenities and
attractions, but they wont be allowed to stop.
Their Town
Emboldened by the parking permit decision,
Councils next ordinance demands that all
residents purchase a permit to live or work in
New Braunfels. However, only 15 pre-selected
families would be allowed to purchase such
permits. Those still in town without permits will
be herded into the former Wurst Hall, which
has been converted into a re-permitting camp.
Angry citizens at the Council meeting were
collecting garbage and feral cats when armed
guards were called in. The citizens were then
marched to the Wurst Hall, as Councilmember
Stephen Digges yelled, Get out of our town!
Those who escaped likely found their way
into one of the burgeoning refugee camps set
up outside of Seguin.
Before the 4-3 vote was taken, Mayor
Pospisil asked City Attorney Acevedo if the
measure passed legal scrutiny.
I dont see why not, Acevedo said.
Youre the Mayor, you can do anything you
want, my liege.
Mayoral candidate Barron Casteel said
Council did the right thing. Something needed
to be done about this people problem, he
said. Casteel promised that if elected, he would
be elitist and tiresome.
Greg Gallagher, Casteels opponent,
questioned the ethics and legality of the
ordinance. He has not been seen since.
The ordinance does allow permit
exclusions for a variety of gardeners, maids,
cooks, nannies and indentured servants.
In an editorial, the New Braunfels daily
newspaper praised the Citys balanced
approach. The opinion piece went on to say
that the newspapers employees were looking
forward to new opportunities now that we are
no longer allowed to live here.
Kathleen Krueger Returns
Much ado was made about how much trash
would be in our rivers after a judge ruled
against the Citys disposable container ban.
However, little attention seemed to be given
to the story of several City employees caught
pouring bags of already collected cans back
into the rivers. The act was evidently an attempt
to falsely prove that river trash had dramatically
increased since the ruling.
Among the litterbugs was former Mayor
Pro-Tem Kathleen Krueger. Krueger was spotted
by offcers upturning several garbage bags of
cans into the Comal.
She was wild-eyed and cackling, said
one offcer who wanted to remain anonymous.
Ive come across some spooky people in my
time, but she scared me.
And, shes freakishly strong, the
offcer added.
When asked about the incident,
Krueger blatantly denied the accusations.
We were only trying to do our civic duty
and clean the river, she said. You know,
we found enough cans to stretch to the
moon and back.
When the fact was mentioned that there
is video of her actually dumping cans into the
river, Krueger responded, All the way to the
moon and back.
Any legal actions against Krueger are
unlikely, since she will be one of only 300
people permitted to live in New Braunfels.
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Issue One: Mark McGonigal
& Matthew Fields
Former District One Councilman Richard Zapata
now works for Mark McGonigal and with
Matthew Fields, both of whom have been under
investigation for various crimes, one completely
without merit (McGonigals name change), and
others that the jury, so to speak, is still out on.
Having worked for McGonigal and
Fields, (when McGonigal owned the now
out-of-print NB Citizen), I can tell you this:
They both very much want to be thought of
as sneaky geniuses who know the law inside
and out, and have a penchant for tall tales
about their exploits. In addition, McGonigal
wants people to think he is incredibly wealthy,
as well as dangerous to people that deserve
it. As of publication, I probably fall into that
group. Wish me luck.
Now that Zapata has threatened to use
McGonigals reportedly bottomless resources to
sue us over Ken Esel, we fgure the gloves are
off and we might as well get this thing over with.
There are two things Zapata (and
every American, for that matter) should
understand, however:
1) You cant hire my own lawyer to sue
me, and
2) You cant fle a trademark infringement
suit unless you actually have a trademark. Last
I checked, we have the pending trademark on
the character, and Im sure as heck not going
to sue myself on your behalf.
Duh.
Issue Two: David Martinez
A few weeks back, David Martinez began
a six-month prison term for Tampering with a
Government Record, after admitting to signing
the bottom of petition forms for which he did not
personally collect the signatures. (By signing
those forms, he swore otherwise.) He claimed
that notary Matthew Fields instructed him to
sign the petitions. We have since confrmed
with witnesses that that was indeed the case.
After it was discovered that Martinez
was being investigated, Fields claimed that
he went to the trouble of arranging and
recording a phone call with Martinez, wherein
he had Martinez tell him that he (Fields) didnt
force Martinez to sign anything. Fields
then offered that recording to Texas Rangers
during their investigation, but, per the court
records, never provided it. Thats a heck of
a tap dance to go through, when a simple
No would have suffced.
So now Martinez is in state prison,
which, according to HBO, is a horrible place
to be. We believe Fields could have aided
in his defense, but chose not to. When we
confronted Zapata with the fact that Fields
was possibly culpable in that crime and left
Martinez out to dry, he didnt tell us that Fields
was not guilty of wrongdoing, only that the
statute of limitations had run out. A languid
defense, if ever there was one.
Kids, remember this. If you fnd yourself
making an excuse like the one above,
consider it an urgent signal to change your
social/familial circle. Dont hang around with
people that need legal excuses. Unless youre
a lawyer or a judge, Statute of Limitations
shouldnt be part of your vernacular.
Issue Three: The FBI
Last year, I was contacted by the FBI to
discuss McGonigal, who is currently under
investigation for attempting to intimidate a
public offcial, that offcial being District Five
Councilman Bryan Miranda (this according to
Mirandas statements to the media). I imagine
there might be other issues being investigated,
but thats the one we know about. I have no
idea what case(s) my actual FBI interviews
were regarding. G-Men are all tight-lipped
and whatnot, which is why I cant get a job
at the Bureau.
Kids, if the FBI ever calls you about a
friend, get rid of that friend. You dont need
friends that are under investigation by the FBI,
and, frankly, you dont need calls from the FBI.
If you work for somebody under investigation
by the FBI, I suggest you quit. On a positive
note, however, the Bureaus HQ is pretty cool.
Plus you get nametag when you visit and all
the coffee/Pentothal you can drink.
There were questions about guns and
cash and all manner of things I saw while in
McGonigals employ. There was a guy from
the IRS there too. We had a nice laugh about
how we found a gun hidden in a copier at the
old NB Media offce. For the record, I dont
trust people that hide guns in offce equipment.
While it smacks of criminality, its reckless as
Hell. I dont know if it was loaded. I do know
that my kid was in that offce.
I told the FBI I wouldnt say anything about
my conversations with them, but lets face it,
theyre the FBI. I dont think Im going to screw
up their case. And besides, when something
bad happens to me, as Im fairly positive it will
in the near future, I want them to know where
to look frst. (Large feld behind Icon Building
Systems in Seguin.)
In Conclusion
We apologize to former District One
Councilman Richard Zapata, pledge to never
publish anything under the name Ken Esel
again, and hope that these actions resolve the
issue to Mr Zapatas satisfaction. If not, wed
be pleased as Punch to keep bringing it up.
Mayor Sighting
As regular readers know, I had the pleasure
of appearing in The Fantasticks for the last
couple weeks at the Seekatz Opera House.
Mayor Pospisil was good enough to stop by,
and by all accounts, was having a wonderful
time right up to the point where I hit the stage.
She left at intermission, which is a shame,
because had she stayed for the second act she
would have seen me done up like this:
Theres nothing unusual about the Mayor
leaving early, as she has a history of getting half
the story before taking action. We understand
shes working on an ordinance banning me
from appearing in musical theater. (Analysis
courtesy of Jay Patrick.)
\m/
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Thu 5.8
Adobe Verde
Jeremy Steding
6pm
Freiheit Country Store
Open Mic
6pm
Iron Horse Grill
Jesse Stratton
7pm
Koozies Icehouse
Eric Middleton
w/ Isaac Pineda
6pm
Oma Gruenes Secret Garten
Jam Night
6pm
Phoenix Saloon
The Leftovers
5pm
AJs Ale House
Rock & Roll Sing Along Piano Bar Show
9pm
Cheatham Street Warehouse
Damn Quails
w/ Pardo & Reed
8pm
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Join us for an acoustical night
Thursday, May 8 @ 6pm
Live music with
Isaac Pineda opening for
Eric Middleton of Midnight River Choir
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& KOOZIES FIRST ANNIVERSARY!
M ud bu
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Saturday, May 17
from noon til the moon!
Crawfish while they last, BBQ Sandwiches
& Sausage Wraps available!
Live music by
Ulrich Ellison & The Tribe,
William Stewart, Isaac Pineda
& The Thom Shepherd Band
UPCOMING EVENTS:
JULY 3 Thom Shepherd Band JULY 4 Midnight River Choir JULY 5 Isaac Jacob Band
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Thu 5.8
Adobe Verde
Jeremy Steding
6pm
Freiheit Country Store
Open Mic
6pm
Iron Horse Grill
Jesse Stratton
7pm
Koozies Icehouse
Eric Middleton
w/ Isaac Pineda
6pm
Oma Gruenes Secret Garten
Jam Night
6pm
Phoenix Saloon
The Leftovers
5pm
AJs Ale House
Rock & Roll Sing Along Piano Bar Show
9pm
Cheatham Street Warehouse
Damn Quails
w/ Pardo & Reed
8pm
Gruene Hall
Walt Wilkins & the Mystiqueros
7pm
The Pour Haus
Nick Lawrence
7pm
Fri 5.9
Adobe Verde
Dry River Religion
6:30pm
Iron Horse Grill
The Suss
8pm
Oma Gruenes Secret Garten
MC & the Mystyx
6pm
Phoenix Saloon
Jade Marie Patek
5pm
James Pardo & the Underestimated
w/ Canvas People
9pm
Rileys Tavern
Jeff Vaughn & Friends
5pm
Andrea Marie
9pm
AJs Ale House
Rock & Roll Sing Along Piano Bar Show
9pm
Alpine Haus Restaurant
Off the Grid Polka Band
6pm
Billys Ice House
Anthony Terry, No Refund Band
8pm
Cheatham Street Warehouse
Canvas People
w/ Blue Water Hwy
9pm
Gruene Hall
The Georges
7:30pm
The Pour Haus
Mothership Connection
8pm
River Road Ice House
Dale Watson
w/ Wes Nickson
8pm
Tavern in the Gruene
Shane Rogers Band
8pm
Vineyard at Gruene
Bennett & Hinze
7pm
Vino en Verde
Megan Ford
8:30pm
Sat 5.10
Adobe Verde
Jonathan Garcia
6:30pm
Black Whale Pub
TBA
9pm
Iron Horse Grill
Bennett & Hines
9pm
Oma Gruenes Secret Garten
NB Blues Society Anniversary Party!
Phoenix Saloon
Mothership Connection
9pm
Rileys Tavern
Cornell Hurd
9pm
AJs Ale House
Rock & Roll Sing Along Piano Bar Show
9pm
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Cheatham Street Warehouse
Doug Moreland Band
9pm
Gruene Hall
Danny Brooks
1pm
M Ward
w/ Mount Moriah
8pm, SOLD OUT
NB Farm to Market
Ron Brietzke
9:30am
The Pour Haus
Whiskey Rodeo
9pm
River Road Ice House
Jarrod Birmingham
8pm
Tavern in the Gruene
Kyle Reed Band
9pm
Vineyard at Gruene
Jerry Kirk
7pm
Vino en Verde
The Floaters
9pm
Sun 5.11
Adobe Verde
Jesse Stratton
6pm
Oma Gruenes Secret Garten
The Jamie Krueger Group
2pm
Phoenix Saloon
Daniel Thomas Phipps
2pm
True Audio Outland
7pm
Cheatham Street Warehouse
2nd Annual Hill Country Formal
The Hill Country Gentlemen,
Shady Rest Band, Big City Folk,
Victor Holk & the Lookout
7pm
Geronimo VFW #8456
Mothers Day Dance
Sam Bentley Band
3pm
Gruene Hall
Bret Graham
12:30pm
Susan Gibson
5:30pm
The Pour Haus
Groovehounds
6pm
River Road Ice House
Guadapalooza
12pm
Vineyard at Gruene
Jackson Parten
3pm
Mon 5.12
Rileys Tavern
Songwriter Showcase
w/ John Whipple
8pm
Cheatham Street Warehouse
Grant Ewing & Colin Colby
8pm
Gruene Hall
Jamie Wilson
6pm
The Pour Haus
Paul Eldridge
7pm
Tavern in the Gruene
Court Nance Accident
8pm
Tues 5.13
Watering Hole Saloon
TBA
8:30pm
Billys Ice House
Austin Gilliam
8pm
Gruene Hall
Jordan Minor, Adam Carroll & the Hems
7pm
The Pour Haus
Open Mic w/ Jon Magill
8pm
River Road Ice House
Scott Morgan
6pm
Tavern in the Gruene
Roots & Branches
7pm
The Blooms
9:30pm
Wed 5.14
Buffalo Wings & Rings
Steven Roloff & Friends
7:30pm
Phoenix Saloon
Jesse Stratton
7:30pm
Rileys Tavern
Dillon Myers
9pm
Watering Hole Saloon
TBA
8:30pm
Billys Ice House
Aaron Stephens
8pm
Gruene Hall
The Georges
7pm
The Pour Haus
Tony Taylor
7pm
River Road Ice House
The Motts
8pm
Tavern in the Gruene
Slim Bawb & Tony Taylor
8pm
Vineyard at Gruene
Zack Walther
6pm
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BBQ Cook-off
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JUNE 20
Johnny Lee &
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$12 in advance, $15 at the door!
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Fri 5.9
The Continental Club
Club Lineup:
The Blues Specialists, 3:30pm
Bobby Bare Jr
w/ Ramsay Midwood
10pm, $10
Gallery Lineup:
Robert Kraft Trio, 8:30pm
Mike Flanigin Trio, 10:30pm, $5
Floores Country Store
Granger Smith & Earl Dibbles Jr
w/ Gary Kyle
7pm, 18+ $12-$15
Luckenbach Dance Hall
Lewis & Martin
4pm
Rosie Flores
8pm
Red Eyed Fly
Swamp Bats
10pm, Inside
Dead Things Dont Bleed,
Beard the Lion, Killing in Apathy,
Le Saboteure, Taking on Poseidon,
Beyond Fallen Shadows
8pm, Outside
Sams Burger Joint
Dan Gonzalez Band
8pm, $8
Stubbs BBQ
Full Service
9pm, Inside
Sat 5.10
The Continental Club
Club Lineup:
Redd Volkaert, 3:30pm
Soul Track Mind
w/ KP & the Boom Boom
10pm
Gallery Lineup:
Robert Kraft Trio, 8:30pm
Mike Flanigin Trio, 10:30pm, $5
Floores Country Store
Wade Bowen
w/ Paul Thorn
8pm, 18+, $20-$25
Luckenbach Dance Hall
Charlie Shafter
1pm
Walt Wilkins & the Mystiqueros
9pm, $10
Red Eyed Fly
Torque Order, Snake Skin Prison,
Pilot, Inch of Dark
9pm, Outside
R & J Music Pavilion
Chris Salinas & the Wild Grass Band
9pm
Sams Burger Joint
Bob Schneider
8pm, $15-$70
Stubbs BBQ
Fire in the Kitchen
w/ Stuckenburg, Ram Vela
9pm, Inside
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Wedding Facilities Available
Live Music Every Night
Never a Cover
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MAY 8
@ 6 JAM NIGHT
MAY 9
@ 6 MC AND THE MYSTYX
MAY 10
NBBS ANIVERSARY PARTY
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MAY 11
@ 2 THE JAMIE KRUEGER GROUP
MAY 15
@ 6 JAM NIGHT
MAY 16
@ 6 THE CHRIS RUEST BAND
MAY 17
@ 11 THE LESTI HUFF BAND
@ 3 DANIEL THOMAS PHIPPS
& THE KINFOLK
@ 7 HOT MESS
Upcoming
Events:
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American Legion Post 179
DJ
Friday Nights, 7pm
Buffalo Wings & Rings
Karaoke
Tuesday Nights, 7:30pm 21+
Trivia
Thursday Night, 7:30pm
Dirtys Bar & Q
Karaoke
Wednesday Nights, 8pm
Faust Brewing Company
Trivia
Thursday Nights, 8pm
Old Ice House
Karaoke
Thursdays, Sundays
DJ
Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays
Phoenix Saloon
Karaoke
Thursday Nights
Prickly Pear Lounge
Karaoke
Thursdays, Saturdays
DJ KC
Fridays
The Watering Hole Saloon
Karaoke
Thursdays
DJ
Fridays, Saturdays
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JUNE 20
Johnny Lee &
The Urban Cowboy Band
Doors open @ 7pm
$12 in advance, $15 at the door!
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AROUND & ABOUT
Photos by
Katie Gomez
Last Friday night, it was a David Bowie-inspired, Space Oddity Prom Night out at Oma Gruenes Secret
Garten! Mayoral candidate Greg Gallagher was on hand to meet the revelers, and Steve and Renee Wilson
of Element 29 were crowed King and Queen of the prom check them out on the cover! The event was such
a huge success that its already on the schedule for next year. Grab your trench coats and skinny ties, its
looking like The Who might be providing next years theme!
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