Rescued by Akatsuki

Naruto x all other males

Naruto x Hinata

Prelude:

He laid there on the ground, red chakra swirling around him, healing his wounds. He failed to
get Sasuke, his rival and friend. He could still feel the pain from the chidori Sasuke shoved
through his chest; it would hurt for along time despite Kyuubi's healing ability. He figured
Kakashi would have come for him by now but it had been hours since he was lying here in the
crater.

"He left me for dead didn't he?" Naruto asked

"I'm afraid so Kit. I felt his chakra earlier but he turned around and left" Kyuubi replied, a
look of sorrow on her face. Naruto shifted despite the pain to sit up right, looking down to his
chest he could see his orange jacket had been reduced to shreds. With a sigh he tore away what
remained, threw it away, and slowly got to his feet.

"Kit, perhaps this is for the best. Sure you lost Sasuke and your sensei left you but now
there's no one to hold us back" Kyuubi voiced as the last of Naruto's wounds healed. He
smiled slightly and climbed out of the crater, when he reached the top he fell to his knees. It
seemed it would take a lot longer for his body to recover then he thought.

Breathing harder each second he failed to notice the shinobi standing behind him. Red eyes with
three commas starring at him as he struggled to breathe, the black cloak fluttering with the wind
that blew passed them. His eyes narrowed at the Kyuubi vessel in front of him wondering what
could have happened here.

"Naruto-kun" he spoke getting the blondes attention. But when said blonde turned to him he was
shocked at what he saw. Naruto's eyes that were once bright and shining with passion were now
dull and dead looking. "Itachi-san" Naruto replied, his voice wavering. "What happened here?"
Itachi voiced kneeling down beside him, his Sharingan spinning.

"Your brother tired to kill me" that single sentence chilled Itachi to the bone. "So sleepy" Naruto
added before collapsing right into Itachi's arms. With a sad look in his eyes, Itachi hugged the
blonde to him and picked him up. "I'm sorry Naruto-kun"

Leaping into the trees Itachi made his way towards his team mates, Naruto slung over his
shoulder passed out. For the first time in his life Itachi truly felt sorrow for someone, he also felt
angry at his foolish brother for trying to take HIS kitsune away from him. He would make sure
the next time he met up with Sasuke; he'd make him feel the worst pain he's ever felt in his entire
life.

Coming to a clearing he found his new partner, Deidara. Kisame had met an end some time ago,
killed by the leader for being a traitor. Itachi didn't shed a tear for his partner, he was such a
fool for selling Akatsuki secrets to the Sound Village.
"Oh Itachi-san, you found Naruto-kun?" Deidara yelled running to the red eyed shinobi. Itachi
went silent and handed Naruto to him as he walked by. Oh my Naruto-kun, you've been injured!"
Deidara cried hugging the blonde close to him. "Who would hurt Naruto-kun like this?" he
asked looking to his team mate.
"Sasuke" Itachi replied. "Oh I'm gonna show him how art can be a blast!" Deidara shouted to
the heavens. "Enough let us leave so we may get Naruto to a safe location" Itachi spoke leaping
back into the trees. Deidara created a bird out of clay and chakra and took off with Naruto in his
arms.
Leaf Village...
"What do you mean Naruto's dead?!" Tsunade yelled at Kakashi who was cowering in fear
before her. "It’s just as I said, Sasuke killed him and then took the body" Kakashi spoke knowing
that he was lying through his teeth. Sakura was fuming that Naruto didn't bring Sasuke back, she
didn't seem to care that Naruto was dead. The only other person in the room was Hinata Hyuga
who was currently in tears.
"Naruto-kun is dead? He can't be!" she cried, hugging Tsunade for support. Kakashi faked that
he was upset while Sakura just scuffed. "I knew he wasn't going to bring Sasuke back, why did I
ever put my faith in him I'll never know"
In a flash Hinata had bitch slapped her into the wall with unusual strength. Kakashi looked
shocked as Hinata marched right up to his student and gripped her by the neck. "You ungrateful
little bitch! How dare you say that about Naruto-kun!" Hinata screamed in her face as she
prepared to beat the living shit out of her.
"I wonder just what the hell he saw in you but I would never say such things about him! I wish
he would look at me the way he looks at you! You don't deserve Sasuke's love and you sure as
hell don't deserve Naruto-kuns!"
Hinata threw her to the ground and ran out of the room, tears falling for each step she took.
She flew through the village at break neck speed, making her way to the village gates. The
guards turned to stop her but stopped seeing the look of rage and sorrow in her eyes. They
figured she just needed a place to relax outside the village, like the hot springs and let her go on
her way. Pushing chakra into her feet she leapt through the trees, heading towards the outskirts
of Fire Country.
With Itachi...
He moved in complete silence through the trees, the only sound was the flapping of Deidara's
clay bird as they made their way south towards the Fire Country boarder. Naruto though still
asleep was clinging to Deidara's cloak like a life line while the blonde criminal held him with a
smile on his face.
"Itachi-sama, what will become of Naruto-kun?" he asked slowing to a stop. Itachi turned to the
blonde ninja with a smirk on his face. "Our plan was to remove the nine tailed fox from him, but
with this turn of events it would be much easier to make him a member rather then steal his
power" Itachi voiced, knowing what was about to come.
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NARUTO-KUN WILL BE A MEMBER!" Deidara
screamed hugging the blonde vessel tighter.
Just as Itachi was about to berate his partner he stopped, he could feel it. A chakra source was
heading this way but it didn't feel threatening, it was tainted with anger, and sorrow. Motioning
for Deidara to guard Naruto he made his way towards the source of chakra.
With Hinata...
Pressing her back against the large oak tree she slid down to the ground, crying her eyes out for
her lost love. She couldn't accept that he was dead and out of her life. "What good is my life
without Naruto-kun?" she asked out loud. Pulling out a kunai she raised it to her neck ready to
end it all when suddenly, another kunai flew by. It knocked Hinata's kunai out of her hand.
"Do not spill your blood because of false information Hyuga. Naruto is alive" a voice said from
her side. She turned and froze solid for standing just a few feet away was Itachi, S-class missing
ninja of leaf village. "Naruto-kun's alive? Where! Please take me to him" she begged to the red
eyed shinobi.
"I will only take you to him if you agree to become a medical ninja of our team. Naruto is
suffering from injuries he received from Sasuke" Itachi spoke. "I'll do anything to be with
Naruto-kun! I hate my village for what they've done to him all his life. I'd gladly become a
missing ninja to be with him!" Hinata shouted back, determination in her eyes. This made Itachi
smirk from behind his cloak and motioned Hinata to follow him.
They came to the clearing to find Deidara stroking Naruto's hair with a smile on his face. "Stop
that now, he is not your play thing" Itachi voiced seeing his blonde criminal with his kitsune.
"Naruto-kun!" Hinata screamed rushing to the blondes side, she looked him over while the other
blonde glared at her. "What's this Hyuga doing here Itachi-san?" Deidara asked. "She will be
joining us Deidara-san, she is now a missing ninja of Leaf Village" Itachi smirked.
Looking down at the Hyuga that now had Naruto in her arms he smiled. "Things are going to get
very unusual around here"
Chapter One: Newest Member Chaos
The four arrived at Akatsuki’s hidden base deep within the mountains of the Fire Country. While
traveling to said base Hinata had learned from Deidara that their group had broken up and now
they were looking for new members to join for their cause. What was their cause? To destroy all
Hidden Villages under infinite war. Currently they had Cloud Village and Mist Village, they
were about to take Grass but had complications .
After putting Naruto into his room Hinata was shown the scroll room where she would spend the
next several hours studying medical jutsu and chakra control. While Naruto recovered, Itachi
and Deidara spent their time in the lounge where they ate boxes of pocky and watched and
played Virtual Fighter 5.
"I finally finished studying the scrolls now I'm ready to... Are you eating pocky?" Hinata asked
watching Itachi freeze with a box of pocky in his hand. "Pocky is good, it’s like crack for ninjas"
he replied before digging in which made Deidara giggle. "Itachi loves his pocky, it’s his one
weakness" Deidara smiled. "At least mine isn't taking pictures of YAOI couples when they aren't
looking" Itachi shot back making Deidara blush. "Deidara, you’re a YAOI fan?" Hinata asked
seeing Deidara blush.
"OH MY GOD SO AM I!" Hinata cheered jumping up and down with happiness. "You wanna
swap pictures Deidara-san?" Hinata asked pulling out a folder that was about to burst from all
the photos.. "DO I!" Deidara laughed grabbing Hinata's hand and rushing to his room where
they spent the next five hours giggling and swapping photos of all the favorite Yaoi couples from
various animes.
"I had to choose the Hyuga with a Yaoi collection didn't I?" Itachi asked looking to the ceiling.
So depressed he ripped open another box of pocky and ate away his sadness.
Several Hours Later...
Naruto awoke to find himself in a dimly lit room. Even with the low lighting he could see that the
room had everything a person would want. Plasma Screen TV, PS2, Nintendo Wii, bathroom,
everything except a machine that held boxes of Pocky. "Oh wait they do have a machine with
Pocky" Naruto said to himself as he spotted said machine. Getting off the bed he noticed he was
no longer clad in his ripped clothing. Now he was wearing black pants and a white t-shirt that
hugged his every curve. Making his way to the door he froze at what he saw.
Itachi sat on the lounge floor, hundreds of boxes of many different flavors of Pocky were around
him. From another room he could hear who sounded like Hinata giggling with another person.
Slowly making his way to Itachi he sat down next to the red eyed shinobi and reached for a box.
"Why are you eating so much pocky?" he asked, "Because Deidara and Hinata are Yaoi fans and
have been giggling over pictures for the past ten hours" Itachi replied. "WHAT! YOU'VE BEEN
EATING POCKY FOR THE PAST TEN HOURS!"
Itachi starred blankly into his eyes before passing out from a sugar in balance. Naruto just
sighed and made his way to where Hinata was, opening the door he froze and covered his mouth
with his hand. Hinata and Deidara were sitting side by side watching a home made video of
what appeared to be Gaara and Neji getting it on at the training grounds.
"Oh hi Naruto-kun" Hinata waved just as Naruto passed out from a huge nose bleed. "Wimp"
Deidara said to the fainted blonde.
The Next Day...
Naruto woke up starring into the faces of Deidara, Itachi, and Hinata who looked worried.
"Welcome back Naruto-kun, you worried us for awhile because you lost so much blood"
Deidara smiled helping the blonde to his feet. "I had the weirdest dream about Gaara and Neji
having sex at the training grounds, isn't that dumb?" Naruto laughed rubbing the back of his
head. "Um Naruto, Gaara and Neji did have sex at the training grounds" Hinata replied and for
the second time that weak Naruto fainted from blood loss.
Later after cleaning up all the blood and the several hundred boxes of pocky all over the base,
Naruto and Hinata found themselves in a training room trying to master the art of scroll sealing.
"This is too hard!" Naruto huffed after having tried three hundred times to seal away a simple
sword into a scroll. "I always wondered why Tenten was miffed about unsealing her weapons
and now I know why" Hinata added having just as much trouble as her love.
"If you think sealing weapons is too hard perhaps you should try sealing something else"
Deidara voiced from another room. "I know!" Hinata cheered pulling out a picture of Sakura
and Ino making out, "I'll seal this!" Naruto felt a nosebleed coming on but pinched his nose to
stop it, Hinata placed the picture onto a scroll and made several hand signs. Seconds later a
white light came from the writing of the scroll and the picture vanished. "Yeah I did it!"
Naruto smiled seeing Hinata so happy for accomplishing her goal. Naruto liked seeing her
happy and wished he could do something so she'd always be happy, he'd have to talk with Itachi
about some ideas later. He copied how Hinata did her sealing and soon the two were easily
sealing everything in the room into scrolls. Finishing they went into the other room where they
found Deidara watching Girls Gone Wild College edition on TV.
Naruto almost passed out again and Hinata joined Deidara on the sofa to watch. "Um Deidara
do you know where Itachi is?" Naruto asked trying not to look at the 62 inch screen. "Yeah he's
getting ready for a mission down the hall, if you hurry you can catch him" Deidara replied not
taking his eyes of the screen. Rushing away from the two perverts Naruto found Itachi with a
rather large sealing scroll on his back. "Naruto-kun, would you come with me? I might have
trouble with this mission." Itachi asked and walked away not waiting for an answer.
"So what's the mission?" Naruto asked running to catch up, "We must go to Mist village for
supplies" Itachi replied. "You ate all the pocky didn't you?" Naruto voiced making Itachi freeze
in place, "yes" was his reply. "God Itachi you are hopeless, I wonder how you killed off your
entire clan sometimes" Naruto spoke sadly. The two left the base leaving Deidara and Hinata
alone, that would turn out to be a HUGE mistake later on.
Chapter Two: Perverted Times and Random Events
Only an hour after Naruto left with Itachi we find Deidara and Hinata gotten on the internet
searching for perverted Yaoi anime. "Here's one of Yoh and Ren from Shaman King!" Hinata
cheered saving it to disk. "Here's one of Tyson and Kai from Beyblade!" Deidara giggled with
happiness. Several more minutes of searching Hinata froze, "oh my" she gasped. The picture
was an animation of Naruto and Itachi holding each other in a lovers embrace with Hinata and
Deidara in the background with stars in their eyes. Well you can guess what happened next
right? Hinata passed out from a huge nosebleed which caught Deidara's attention.
"Hinata-chan what's wrong? What did you se..." he voiced but then looked at the screen and then
passed out right on top of Hinata. Well let's just say their current position was awkward, since
Deidara's head was current between her legs he better hope he wakes up soon before Naruto
and Itachi return to make fun of them.
Itachi and Naruto...
Who knew it would so hard to acquire pocky? They had gone through several parties of Sand
ninja that had targeted them. Naruto's shirt had been reduced to ribbons while Itachi didn't have
a scratch to show because he's uber skilled. "Nice Naruto, even with Kyuubi you still managed
to look like a fool after those easy battles" Itachi smirked at the shirtless blonde. "It wasn't my
fault! You told me to take the hit!" Naruto huffed pointing at the missing ninja. "Whatever, let's
continue we're almost there"
Soon the village came into sight and Itachi smiled. "Why you smiling Itachi-san?" Naruto asked
confused, "you'll see Naruto-kun, you'll see" he laughed evilly. Now what Naruto didn't know is
that Mist Village had a very large fan club, a fan club devoted to Yaoi Naruto pairings. Well you
can just imagine what happened when a shirtless Naruto entered the village.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S NARUTO! GET HIM SO WE CAN TAKE PICTURES!" A huge army of
girls screamed rushing towards the scared teenager. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" a hundred shirtless
Naruto's appeared and took off in all directions. "COME BACK NARUTO-KUN!"
Well Itachi was for once laughing his ass off at the sight. It was just too damn funny to see
Naruto getting chased all around the village by girls, if it had been him he'd just give himself to
the girls but it seemed Naruto didn't like girls for some reason. "I wonder if he's gay? I'll ask
later" he voiced walking into the local Pocky shop. "Here's a million yen, give me all the pocky I
can buy!"
With Naruto...
Rushing past the villagers Naruto ducked into an alley just as several fan girls ran passed
wearing Naruto-kun t-shirts and carrying cameras. "What the hell is going on? I feel like Sasuke
all of a sudden!" he shouted which turned out to be a big mistake. "THERE HE IS, GET HIM
GIRLS!"And so he took off again. Well now he was being chased by ninja, but not just any ninja.
Oh no, these ninja were all super devoted fan girls, holding Naruto plushes, and screaming I
wanna bare your children" Well Naruto had two reactions, first he bushed so hard his face look
like a tomato and two, he took off faster heading towards the Kage Tower.
Ignoring the guards he rushed into the Kage office and barred the door to keep the fan girls out.
Wiping the sweat from forehead he turned to the Kage and froze. The village Kage just
happened to be a woman and worse she was holding a Naruto plushie like all the other fan girls
were. Naruto thought two words at this sight, "OH SHIT!"
He basically ripped the door off its hinges and rushed out the tower, the Kage chasing him along
with the ninja from earlier. Well Itachi was watching the entire thing with a video camera,
"Deidara will pay big money for this" he smiled.
Deidara and Hinata...
Well after Hinata woke up and found Deidara between her legs she did what any normal virgin
girl did, she freaked. She bashed Deidara several times with her family’s Gentle Fist style before
he woke up in pain. After explaining what had happened she said she was sorry and the two
moved on to other perverted things. What you ask? How about perverts stories from
Fanfiction.net all about Naruto being the UKE for every guy imaginable. Well Deidara then got
the genius idea to print out several of them and with Hinata made a book that would rival the
Icha Icha books. The Naruto-uke Revolutions vol 1.
After making several hundred books they decided to leave the base and travel to Sound Village
where they sold them to several book stores where they became an instant hit. "Hey Deidara?
Isn’t that Sasuke?" Hinata asked pointing to the raven haired ninja with his nose buried in the
perverted book they just made. Well Sasuke was currently reading a story about him seducing
Naruto to be his wife and he had two reactions. One a face that could easily rival any blush
Hinata could make and two a huge hard on.
Hinata pulled out her camera and took a picture when no one was looking and the two fled
returning to the base. "I can't wait to see the look on Naruto-kun's face when we tell him he's
famous!" Deidara cheered and hugged Hinata.
Itachi and Naruto...
Well after beating the fan girls with a stick and knocking out the Kage, Naruto finally made his
way back to Itachi who stood by the village gate, eating a box of pocky. "You knew this was
going to happen didn't you?" Naruto questioned. "Maybe, I didn't know they'd react so violently
though" he smirked. "Itachi I swear I'm going to get you back one day, believe it!" Naruto
vowed. "Whatever kitsune, let's get going"
Well the two made there way back to the base, Itachi eating pocky the entire way and Naruto
fuming. Well when they entered the base they found Deidara and Hinata waiting for them with
smiles on their faces. "What did you do this time Deidara?" Itachi asked the blonde. Said blonde
didn't reply, he just handed Itachi a book. At the first page Itachi fainted from blood loss making
Naruto curious. "How can a book do this?" he asked picking up the book and reading the title.
"YOU MADE A BOOK ABOUT ME BEING THE UKE?!"
For the next several hours Naruto chased Hinata and Deidara up and down the boarder of Fire
Country.
A few weeks later...
Naruto didn't know if he should be pleased or pissed. Apparently the perverted book out sold the
entire Icha Icha series with the first volume and now they had millions of yen piling up in the
base. Deidara and Hinata were busy working on the second volume where once again they made
Naruto the uke and forced him into relationships with Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Itachi, etc. Well
Naruto had to admit that he read the first book and at the end even he had blushed several
thousand times from the details.
It turned out Naruto was bisexual and had started a relationship with Hinata a short time ago.
Itachi wasn't pleased with HIS kitsune being with the girl but he didn't put too much thought into
it after Naruto give him all the details of whatever they did in private. Naruto was on top when
he was with girls and he was on the bottom when he was with guys. But Naruto freaked when
Itachi wanted to try some thing he read in the book, which caused Naruto to run off screaming at
the top of his lungs from the base. "Apparently having sex with both me and Sasuke is a problem
for Naruto-kun" Itachi voiced to the blue haired girl beside him, "Yeah he likes to read about it
but doesn't want to really do it since he's afraid of Sasuke" Hinata replied.
Well when Deidara found out that Naruto was afraid of Sasuke he made sure to tease him about
it every second of the day. Leaving drawings of him and Sasuke all over the base and posting
NarutoxSasuke stories on Fanfiction.net for all to see. But the biggest prank pulled happened
that night and like the prankster Itachi secretly was decided to help out.
That Night...
After dinner Itachi placed a Kage level genjutsu on Naruto that would make him drunk and not
capable of thinking clearly while Hinata made a shadow clone and used a Henge Jutsu to make
it look like Sasuke. As Naruto took a shower, Hinata and Itachi set up in Naruto's room with
video cameras to capture all the action. The clone Sasuke lay on the bed, ready to have some fun
with Naruto when he came in.
However when Naruto didn't come into the room after an hour had gone by Itachi decided to
search for him. He found Naruto sitting against the wall in the shower, passed out from
apparently trying to break the genjutsu on himself. The only reason he knew this was Naruto was
softly saying "release" over and over in his sleep. Smiling sadly at the blonde Itachi dried him
off and carried him back to his room to sleep, the henged shadow clone would keep him
company tonight.
Chapter Three: This is Awkward
Naruto felt warm, really warm. Snuggling deeper into the warmth he smiled, then he froze. He
knew this wasn't a pillow, it was a person but who was it? Itachi, Deidara, Hinata? No this
person felt different from them, then who was it? "Dobe" the person said and Naruto froze.
Slowly looking up to meet the persons eyes he swore, there in all his glory was Sasuke, stark
naked. "Enjoy yourself last night Naruto-dobe" he smiled. Naruto couldn't move in this situation,
he was naked and flushed against a naked Sasuke who was enjoying it a little too much.
"Sasuke, what are you doing here?" Naruto demanded making his rival smirk. "Enjoying the
company of my dobe, what else" Sasuke smirked leaning down and brushing his lips across
Naruto's. The blonde moaned, wanting more as he pulled himself closer to Sasuke. Crushing his
lips against Naruto's, Sasuke forced his way into his mouth, Naruto moaned out his name as he
fought for dominance.
Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto and flipped so that Naruto was under him like the UKE
he truly was. "What's wrong dobe? Don’t like being on the bottom?" Sasuke smirked at Naruto's
flushed face. "I don't wanna be on the bottom teme!" Naruto voiced, "too bad dobe, your my
UKE now!"
What happened next will not be described since it would be far too detailed and nasty. However
that didn't mean that Itachi and Hinata's video cams didn't capture all the action, well let's just
say when they saw the footage they both passed out from blood loss.
Now Naruto wasn't as stupid as people thought, he knew all along that the person he slept with
was a shadow clone but he didn't care. Naruto however was not capable of walking straight for
the whole day since his ass hurt so much. Deidara laughed so hard when he discovered this
when he spotted Naruto walking funny down the hallway late at night. Hinata blushed when she
found out because it had been her shadow clone that done it and she had all the information of
that night when the clone dispelled. Itachi frowned at this news because it meant he would have
to wait to get his crack at Naruto-kun.
Naruto currently had barred himself inside his room along with Hinata who was listening to all
of Naruto's problems with his sexual history. Hinata blushed when she found out that Naruto's
first partner had been Neji after the attack on Leaf Village in the hospital. Neji wanted
experience for his special someone (Gaara) and forced himself on Naruto right there in the
exam room next to a passed out Tsunade.
Naruto's second partner was Ino, she wanted to know about how to please a man so she begged
Naruto for his services after hearing from Neji had good he was. After her was Sakura who
wanted to work up the nerve to sleep with Sasuke so Naruto henged into Sasuke and slept with
her. His final partner had been Haku who turned out to be a guy despite his features. Well
Naruto was bound in ice and raped senseless for several days while visiting Wave Country.
Compared to the shadow clone Sasuke he had been through much worse and now Hinata just
felt bad at her clone’s performance.
Itachi...
Where was he currently? He was pressed up against Naruto's door listening to every word that
came from the blonde’s mouth as he spoke to Hinata. Itachi was impressed that Naruto had so
much experience with so many different themes and still managed to act innocent all the time.
He'd have to change that somehow later when he could get the blonde alone but for now he's
bide his time and wait for an opening.
He left to search for Deidara, hoping the perverted artist ninja could give him some advice of
what could taint Naruto's innocence.
Deidara...
What was he doing? Nothing much unless you count watching Naruto's sex video and doing a
painting of Naruto and Sasuke in a lovers embrace something. Well when Itachi burst into the
room, well he passed out with a major blood loss. Deidara looked to Itachi and got an evil
smirk, and dragged his body over to the TV screen. Placing Itachi's body in an awkward sexual
position he ran to find Naruto and Hinata.
Dragging Hinata and Naruto back into his room they gasped at seeing Itachi in said sexual
position and Naruto found a smirk on his face. "Sexy Jutsu!" and in a puff of smoke stood
Naruko in all her glory. Hinata took out her camera and Deidara helped position Naruko on top
of Itachi and then messed up her hair to show she had a wild time.
Naruko began feeling up Itachi causing him to stir. When his eyes opened he found himself clad
only in boxers and a naked female Naruto on top of him. "Thanks Itachi-koi for the ride" Naruko
smiled kissing him on the lips. Naruko wrapped her arms around him and pressed herself
against him in a tight hug which made Hinata and Deidara blush. Smirking at the stonic boy
Naruko stood up and stretched, showing off her well developed body, "later Itachi-koi"
Itachi was pretty much pissed that he couldn’t remember what happened during that time. He
also nearly killed Deidara when he found out that it was him that got Naruko into that room to
have fun with him. Naruto or Naruko was laughing it up with Hinata at the hot springs about
Itachi's reaction to their little prank. Naruko however was blushing slightly when she told
Hinata about the bulge she felt against her pelvic region when she hugged up against Itachi.
Hinata took down notes for the second volume of Naruto's book called Naruto-UKU revolutions,
The Naruko chronicles vol 2.
They both wrote this one about all the previous sexual experiences Naruto had as him and his
female self for the past few years, they even included the whole shadow clone Sasuke thing from
the previous night. Now in order to piss people off a lot, Deidara under a henge jutsu went to
Leaf Village while Hinata took them to Sound Village and Naruto went to Wave country to
personally give Haku a copy. What were the reactions? Well I'll tell you.
1. Neji
Well after getting chewed out from Tsunade and then getting the shit beat out of him from
Gaara, he was cast out of the branch house and forced to bunk with Lee for several weeks. By
the end of it he returned to the branch house, decked out in Lee's attire which scared the shit
outta everyone.
2. Ino
Ino freaked out when she read her section of the book. She spent the entire day trying to find and
get every copy of the book in the entire village so no one else would read it. Sadly she was too
late because Kakashi had gotten to that part and joked about it to Iruka who in turn hunted Ino
down and carried her off to the torture room for fooling around with his son.
3. Sakura
When Tsunade found out about her she was fired from being a medical ninja. Forced to move
into Naruto's former apartment and the worst possible punishment even in the history of time.
She was forced to wear Naruto's flashy orange jumpsuits for an entire year!
4. Haku
Well no one really hurt Haku, in fact they thanked him because his part in the book was the most
detailed and graphic and asked how did he get so good. He was named the sexual hero of wave
country and people begged to be taught how to do the various things in the book. (Just to let you
know I like Haku a lot)
5. Sasuke
No one really knows what happened to him. He bought the book and locked himself away for
several weeks in his room. But at night people say they could hear moans coming from his room.
6. Itachi
Well he stayed as far away from Naruto as possible. When Hinata asked him way he replied "I
don't want to tempted to jump him and ravish him till he's senseless" So he spent the rest of the
month locked away training section working his sexual tension out on a punching bag,
7. Gaara
After beating the shit out of his boyfriend he took time to read the book. At the end of it he had a
blush so read it wouldn't go away no matter what he did. Finally Gaara traveled back to Leaf
Village and ended up staying there an entire month to get out his tension on his boyfriend.
8. Tsunade
She was freaked, little Naruto was not so innocent as she thought. Someone had delivered her
the special graphic edition of the book and instead of drinking she spent her time reading it over
and over again. It was only when she realized she was having wet dreams about Naruto that she
demanded he be found even if he was dead.
(Well that's it for now. I need more random things to happen or else the story is going to die
soon)