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[ ]Mathsin 229 points 3 hours ago
It just feels so much cleaner than Wal-mart
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[ ]ahuge_faggot 154 points 1 hour ago
Well, it is.
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[ ]spewintothiss 41 points 1 hour ago
Has a much more pleasant smell as well
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[ ]tokomini 47 points 27 minutes ago
"Smell that?"
"...no."
"No, I mean really take a nice long sniff."
"...still nothing."
"It doesn't smell like week old fast food, pee and despair to you?"
"No."
"Exactly, welcome to Target."
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[ ]nightshift82 5 points 4 minutes ago
and I have to say, I've never found even a piece of a weave on the floor at Targ
et.
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[ ]xisytenin 2 points 1 minute ago
They come in handy if you're making a nest.

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[ ]slinkywheel 21 points 44 minutes ago
I work at Wal-Mart, cleaning washrooms.
People dirty the washrooms REALLY quickly.
People don't keep their ass clean, which leaves the toilets looking kinda gross.
..
Some people don't know how to not get shit or urine on the seat. It's like they
don't know how to toilet.
Oh, and about 40-50% of the guys I see using the washroom while I clean it don't
wash their hands. Children wash them more often.
Oh, and some women get their blood on the toilet.
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[ ]TheScutFarkisAffair 10 points 24 minutes ago
You need another job.
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[ ]slinkywheel 2 points 4 minutes ago
I actually like my job. My complaint is about how disgusting people are, not how
much I hate my job.
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[ ]TheScutFarkisAffair 2 points 2 minutes ago
Gotcha! Long as you're happy!
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[ ]iosproj13 5 points 32 minutes ago
that is so repulsive.
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[ ]swollennode 4 points 18 minutes ago
She people see nice things, they tend to keep it that way. When people see a rea
lly nice restroom with beautiful tiles and stainless steel sinks, they tend to w
ipe the toilets and flush after they're done. When they see a shitty restroom wi
th broken tiles, nasty grime, they don't give two shits about dirtying it up.
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[ ]jumpy_vagina_eater 18 points 49 minutes ago
When I leave a Walmart my soul feels dirtier than usual.
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[ ]TrollyMcTrollster 8 points 32 minutes ago
I made the unfortunate decision to order something from walmart.com and did the
store pick up option at store #2609. I bought some large presents and a game, we
ll the game i received was empty. I went back to get my money back and was told
i should contact the manufacturer by the store manager and refused a refund. I'm
pretty sure one of the employees standing around eating fritos had something to
do with it. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to reseal a game. I ended up goi
ng to best buy to buy the game again and I'm out a couple bucks but I learned th
e lesson of never doing business with walmart. It's true I rather go to Target t
o avoid going to walmart.
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[ ]blastbeat 3 points 13 minutes ago
Reminds me of when I was a customer service manager at walmart. I stood around e
ating peanuts and chips, and shrugging at people when they asked me questions.
Oddly enough, I was never questioned about it. They were sad when I quit.
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[ ]KraiserX 26 points 1 hour ago
I left their bathrooms one time an employee heard me say "Thats the cleanest fuc
king bathroom ive seen in my life" They laughed, I like Target
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[ ]GoiterGlitter 6 points 1 hour ago
The target near my house has the grossest bathrooms I've ever seen. I'd rather u
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[ ]spiderLAN 9 points 56 minutes ago
Well their janitor can't be everywhere at once. You'll just have to wait your tu
rn if you want clean bathrooms.
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[ ]MasticateMyMuffin 5 points 24 minutes ago
I work at a truck stop and our bathrooms are immaculate.
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[ ]demengrad 0 points 10 minutes ago
The bathrooms get cleaned every hour by policy
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[ ]GoiterGlitter 2 points 9 minutes ago
No chain follows policy universally.
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[ ]iosproj13 1 point 32 minutes ago
it definitely is. the people are too friendly though. scary at times.
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[ ]cyclopath 370 points 3 hours ago*
Wal-Mart is where you go when you're in the mood for a sketchy circus sideshow.
Target is where you go when you feel like ogling MILFs.
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[ ]AOE_94 96 points 2 hours ago
I worked at target for the holidays, can confirm. Also a lot of DILFs. Every DIL
F made my day a little bit more enjoyable.
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[ ]Room480 28 points 2 hours ago
What does dilf stand for
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[ ]cyclopath 248 points 2 hours ago
Donkey I'd Like to Finger
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[ ]Room480 39 points 2 hours ago
That makes more since
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[ ]PlaidBass 98 points 1 hour ago
Since what??? The suspense is killing me.
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[ ]Room480 34 points 1 hour ago
Wow I feel retarded I can't even spell since right
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[ ]ONE_ANUS_FOR_ALL 31 points 1 hour ago
He did it again!
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[ ]Room480 23 points 1 hour ago
What did i do
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[ ]johnnydoe22 20 points 54 minutes ago
That's what we're trying to figure out.
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[ ]bergdorf_bandit 6 points 43 minutes ago
This man is fucking with all of you.
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[ ]4est4thetrees 5 points 58 minutes ago
I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

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[ ]Honduhh 4 points 59 minutes ago
He's talking about candle-making. They come in all kinds of different since
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[ ]Call_the_Law 5 points 45 minutes ago
And they only cost a dollar and a few since.
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[ ]Honduhh 1 point 39 minutes ago
I recently had a heart attack, but they fixed my collapsed arteries with a coupl
e of since
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[ ]CorrectionCompulsion 1 point 12 minutes ago
Don't despair, I'll avenge you by killing suspense and his whole family: tension
, uncertainty, doubt, and anticipation. No one will ever feel anything regarding
a future event again.
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[ ]chickenchowmain 12 points 56 minutes ago
Dragon I'd love to fly
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[ ]AOE_94 23 points 2 hours ago
Dad id like to fuck
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[ ]Denbert 40 points 1 hour ago
Thats wonderful, son. Now leave my room and put your pants back on
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[ ]AOE_94 11 points 59 minutes ago*
*daughter
And no.
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[ ]ireadanddontpost 10 points 55 minutes ago
If you don't put your pants back on this instant little girl, whatever happens w
ill be your fault.
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[ ]AOE_94 6 points 50 minutes ago
;)
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[ ]Room480 22 points 2 hours ago
Ok thanks for answering
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[ ]FarmerTedd 5 points 1 hour ago
Really?
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[ ]Room480 6 points 1 hour ago
im only 19 don't hate me
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[ ]elruary 4 points 24 minutes ago
i'm 26 and I thought it meant daughters, which I thought was a tinge pedophiliac
, and then it hit me dads. Even drandmothers popped into my head before dad did.
I'mNotAVerySmartMan.jpeg
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[ ]Dorito_Troll 1 point 22 minutes ago
Dude is like fancy
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[ ]sexybeam 1 point 20 minutes ago
ever catch a dilf checking you out?

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[ ]Gaara_of_the_Baharma 3 points 14 minutes ago
describe the experience, slowly
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[ ]waiting_for_rain 3 points 8 minutes ago
He... loooooooooooked... at... meeeeeeeeeee... withhhhhhh... sultry... eyeeeeeee
sssssss.....
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[ ]AOE_94 1 point 13 minutes ago
No :(
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[ ]kingeryck 69 points 2 hours ago
There also seem to be more college age girls in yoga pants there.
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[ ]cyclopath 30 points 1 hour ago
In August, when the university students are moving back to town, it's worthwhile
to pack a lunch and spend the day at Target, just ogling and ogling.
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[ ]psychoacer 14 points 56 minutes ago
Make sure to ask them if they over 18 though. You don't want to seem like a perv
or something.
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[ ]Notbob1234 3 points 21 minutes ago
Don't forget to tell them you are not a pedo else she might get the wrong idea.
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[ ]WTS_BRIDGE 2 points 13 minutes ago
Motherfucker, you switched persons. How are chicks in black yoga pants gonna tak
e it if you don't speak correctly?
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[ ]da_chicken 1 point 9 minutes ago
I'm really going to be upset when yoga pants go out of style.
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[ ]PizzaGood 10 points 56 minutes ago
Can confirm, every time I go into the local Target, more than half the women the
re seem above average hotness. Or maybe I'm just lonely.
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[ ]jesterspaz 3 points 26 minutes ago
Can double confirm. It's best to masturbate before going to target. In fact, bef
ore doing anything, masturbate. It will make you think clearly.
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[ ]OKfour 4 points 27 minutes ago
I can't help but wonder when I'm at Wal-Mart if I look just as weird as everyone
else and someone is looking at me thinking "classic Wal-Mart." Every time, I wo
nder.
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[ ]Bowman96 3 points 53 minutes ago
I go to walmart for two reasons, either I'm goofing off with friends or I want t
o buy something I would rather use self checkout for
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[ ]PvPRocktstar 10 points 1 hour ago
To me, Walmart is where you go if you're in the mood for a cold or the flu. So m
any people hacking and coughing everywhere. :(
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[ ]3AlarmLampscooter 1 point 22 minutes ago
Can confirm, always run metasploit at walmart.
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[ ]rawrifications 2 points 34 minutes ago

i need to start going to Target.

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[ ]ickypickle 1 point 14 minutes ago
I always notice how many young couples are at Target. Always. Everywhere.
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[ ]TeamRedundancyTeam 1 point 12 minutes ago
The Target I live relatively close to is just the opposite. It's in a college to
wn and a very popular place to get stuff for college students.
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[ ]_borT 64 points 1 hour ago
Rather than this tired joke, the real Target slogan is:
"Go in for 2 things, leave with $120 of random shit."
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[ ]megnesson 18 points 46 minutes ago
yep, my dental hygienist calls Target a "hundred dollar store". No matter what y
ou go in there for, you'll walk out with at least $100 worth of stuff.
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[ ]lacheur42 16 points 22 minutes ago
Huh. I feel like that more applies to Costco. I have no trouble buying a $16 toa
ster at Target and leaving, while Costco...I end up with a years supply of razor
blades, a pallet of soup cans, a 5 pound bag of frozen pot stickers and a varie
ty pack of a dozen boxer briefs.
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[ ]Jombozeus 3 points 10 minutes ago
Them Ling Ling potstickers though. Every time I eat it I regret it because it ta
stes like shit, but I crave it again in 2 days.
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[ ]lacheur42 2 points 6 minutes ago
It's either the MSG or the crack, not sure.
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[ ]Fortehlulz33 8 points 42 minutes ago
"Go in for Milk and Peanut Butter, leave with a TV and 3 clearance video games"
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[ ]ashleythelma 1 point 11 minutes ago
Nailed it.
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[ ]Hellomio 112 points 2 hours ago
I live in Seattle, and Wal-Marts are kind of a new thing sprouting up. I always
figured there was no way a Wal-Mart here could be as bad as what you hear, fille
d with dumb, poor, disheveled weirdos. It must be mostly a regional, bible belt
thing. But I went to a couple, and by Jove, like some kind of magical magnet, th
ere they are. It's really quite astounding.
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[ ]kingeryck 62 points 2 hours ago
I don't understand why Target is better. Similar business model and everything,
usually in similar areas, but there's clearly trashier people at every Walmart.
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[ ]gorillab_99 34 points 1 hour ago
It feels more like a department store than a warehouse. Lower ceilings (I think
this is the biggest one), not as harsh lighting. Employees uniforms look a littl
e more regulated than any khaki pants and navy shirt with a nametag that doesn't
look like it was put together by a toddler.
Lotta little appearance standards that scare away people with no personal appear
ance standards.
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[ ]schattenteufel 64 points 1 hour ago
My neighborhood (urban area) Target is kinda' bad. Messy, disheveled, picked-ove
r, full of freak-show rejects. It looks like your average Walmart. There's a Wal
mart across the street. I went in there once. Once. It's the closest thing I've

seen to a post-apocalypse looted nightmare hell on Earth. And the customers? H.P
. Lovecraft couldn't conjure up such monstrosities.
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[ ]sutble 31 points 1 hour ago
I feel bad for you. My Target is a class act. The selection is fantastic, produc
e is actually fresh instead of being wilted and brown, and they always have the
new stuff whenever it comes out.
Then again I'm not above going to Walmart, so maybe my standards aren't very hig
h and my Target is actually really shitty.
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[ ]TicTacToeFreeUccello 20 points 57 minutes ago
So your Walmart looks kind of like a K-mart?
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[ ]jenniebean 9 points 40 minutes ago
How is k-mart even still in business?
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[ ]WeNeedANewPlan 3 points 20 minutes ago
Ive heard the parent company has a lot invested in real estate. So they basicsll
y own their properties and can stay around longer.
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[ ]SnowdensOfYesteryear 10 points 1 hour ago
I think they make an effort to make their store look and feel high end, even tho
ugh it obviously isn't. Their shopping carts are smooth rolling, and the baskets
feel good in your hand. It tends to be well organized and the employees look li
ke they took a shower recently.
I don't think Target is especially cheap though, I can always find shit cheaper
in other places.
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[ ]HorseCode 1 point 7 minutes ago
And everything looks in order because employees will actually put things back wh
en they're out of place or on the floor. At Walmart it's like walking through a
bedroom inhabitated by 4 year olds.
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[ ]rex_dart_eskimo_spy 5 points 40 minutes ago
It costs more...keeps the Walmart riffraff out
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[ ]goddesspyxy 2 points 49 minutes ago
Marketing. They aim for a different audience.
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[ ]ExplainLikeImDrunk 1 point 6 minutes ago
Marketing is a major aspect, as Walmart really pushes the "lowest price possible
" angle, although it obviously comes at the cost of quality. Target advertises s
ales just like any store, but I don't recall them ever pushing the idea of being
the cheapest store around.
But most if it just comes down to the effort put into appearance. I have been to
absolutely brand new Walmarts and they still look and feel like a low-rent mess
. And somehow they always feel cramped, but that's usually due to how many peopl
e are shopping there. Most targets on the other hand feel nicer. The carts aren'
t loud and unstable pieces of shit, there aren't half a dozen greeters waiting a
t the door, the place actually feels clean and pleasing to be in.
Shopping at walmart is a fucking chore, whereas shopping at target is a mildly e
njoyable experience. I'm so sick of dodging those wheelchair scooter things and
the dozens of children always running around, I try my best to never go into Wal
mart.
And quite frankly the off-brand stuff at target always seems to be higher qualit
y/better tasting than the comparable stuff at Walmart. And for the brand items,
the price difference is small enough that I'd much rather go to Target and pay a
little more for a much better experience.
Oh and did we mention the Walton family are a bunch of slave-driving pricks?
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[ ]T_ma 17 points 2 hours ago
I'm from the Midwest and my local Walmart is awful. I could roll outta bed and d
rive there and I would still look better than 99% of the people on there.
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[ ]cynicaljedi 31 points 1 hour ago
I've got bad news for you...everyone in a Wal-Mart thinks they look better then
99% of the other people at Wal-Mart.
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[ ]ctruzzi 8 points 1 hour ago
Where is there a Wal-Mart popping up? The nearest one to Seattle is Renton some
20 miles away...
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[ ]Audiovore 5 points 1 hour ago
There are two in Bellevue, one in Factoria for over 2 years, and a "Neighborhood
" one in Lake Hills for about a year or so. I live in Crossroads, but haven't be
en to either.
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[ ]GoiterGlitter 3 points 1 hour ago
Doesn't the neighborhood one only sell groceries? They just put one of those in
Yelm, I think.
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[ ]ctruzzi 1 point 39 minutes ago
I wouldn't consider that Seattle with the Bellevue one still16 miles away. Thoug
h the fact that the one in Factoria and Lake Hills have appeared in the last two
years is not an enjoyable fact.
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[ ]charlesgrodinfan 3 points 44 minutes ago
I live in Seattle, and Wal-Marts are kind of a new thing sprouting up.
You've must have never been to Kitsap County. Port Orchard has a super walmart.
I grew up around that nonsense. At least there's a Fred Meyer.
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[ ]FarmerTedd 2 points 1 hour ago
Bible Belt thing
Ever been to New Jersey?
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[ ]Im_a_lizard 1 point 34 minutes ago
I dont get those people at my wal-marts.
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[ ]cliath 1 point 22 minutes ago
I grew up in the Seattle area and there are definitely ghetto Wal-Marts there. I
t's definitely way worse in more rural areas, especially in the southern states,
though.
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[ ]deadken 1 point 19 minutes ago
It really makes me appreciate Fred Meyers.
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[ ]Stormdancer 55 points 3 hours ago
Worth it.
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[ ]MarvinLazer 8 points 3 hours ago
A million times yes.
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[ ]Room480 3 points 2 hours ago
It depends on the product though
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[ ]thedorkknight96 21 points 53 minutes ago
Target employee here. We price match any other major retailers, including Walmar
t. Plus if you use the RedCard (debit or credit) you get another 5% off all purc

hases. Add that to what I can say first-hand is much better customer service and
a nicer shopping environment and there's really no comparison.
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[ ]xproofx 55 points 2 hours ago
Well of course I'm willing to pay more so that there's more than 3 registers ope
n at a time!
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[ ]cant_help_myself 55 points 1 hour ago
I couldn't care less about being surrounded by trailer trash, but Walmart has pr
obably lost thousands of dollars of my business over the years because I can che
ck out in thirty seconds at Target and it's usually a 10 minute ordeal at Walmar
t. I mean they pay their employees so little, you'd think they could at least sp
ring to have enough of them working.
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[ ]xproofx 15 points 1 hour ago
Exactly! And the ones they do have move incredibly slow. No sense of urgency at
all. How frustrating. That's why I choose to shop elsewhere.
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[ ]Pickledsoul 8 points 36 minutes ago
when you pay your employees peanuts, all you'll get is monkeys
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[ ]dripitydrip 4 points 29 minutes ago
I've never described anything as 'lethargic' in my life until i came across a pa
rticular wal mart employee.
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[ ]burba 7 points 58 minutes ago
And don't get me started on their bagging skills. The last time I was in there t
he lady double bagged everything, but only put 1 - 2 items per bag. I bought abo
ut 100 bucks worth of groceries, but had about 150 bags to unload when I got hom
e. I put things on the conveyor in such a way that you'd think bagging them woul
d be common sense. Nope, I had a can of corn bagged with my body wash, a box of
crackers bagged with the sour cream. I'll go to Farm Fresh now even though they
are much more expensive, at least they still have baggers.
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[ ]xproofx 5 points 48 minutes ago
Is this like when you buy a pack of gum from Walgreens and get a 200 ft receipt?
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[ ]jivetalker7 4 points 1 hour ago
they pay their employees the same amount that Target does, minimum wage.
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[ ]katy_s_d 7 points 1 hour ago
Yeah because they pull all of the employees off the floor for "fast service" whe
n there's just one or two people standing in line.
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[ ]cloudsbyname 6 points 1 hour ago
While I prefer to shop at Target over Walmart, the opposite is true here. Our Ta
rget usually only has 3-5 registers open and lines at them all. There have been
multiple times I've had one small item or two I've wanted to buy but then I get
to the registers and see it's gonna be 10-15 minutes to check out, so I decide t
o leave without buying anything. I can usually get out of Walmart in a couple of
minutes thanks to self check outs. It probably also helps that I usually only g
o around 3 am...
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[ ]mcagent 5 points 46 minutes ago
Protip: anywhere they have a register (pizza hut, starbucks, service desk, elect
ronics) they can ring you up if you have a few items.
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[ ]reddittays 22 points 1 hour ago

You guys know that Target will price match pretty much everything that Walmart s
ells for cheaper, right?
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[ ]GoiterGlitter 16 points 1 hour ago
They price match Amazon too. And you can stack Cartwheel deals and the RedCard d
iscount on top.
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[ ]Professional-Genius 26 points 2 hours ago
Target has better clothes.
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[ ]Marzipan86 8 points 35 minutes ago
Target has clothes to fit people of more varying proportions that walmart, too.
I haven't been to walmart in a year now, so maybe it's changed, but I've always
had a hard time finding long enough pants in the correct size.
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[ ]Misspells_Stuff 3 points 18 minutes ago
They cater to their customers.
Meaning they have fat people clothes.
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[ ]repoman 4 points 32 minutes ago
It was fantastic for a while when they were selling the prior season's leftovers
from Marshall Fields at a steep discount. I could dress like the cool kids (or
at least how they dressed the prior year) even though I was poor!
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[ ]arbili 37 points 1 hour ago
http://i.imgur.com/LpHrbCT.jpg
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[ ]a_stitch_in_lime 23 points 1 hour ago
There's so much word going on in this one picture. Let's start with - Walmart ha
s it's own TV network?? What do they show?
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[ ]titaniumpowerbook 25 points 1 hour ago
Wrastling, Dukes of Hazzard, 700 Club, and Big Mouth Billy Bass infomercials.
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[ ]mugguffen 11 points 1 hour ago
ads for walmart sales
least thats what the ones that my local walmart do
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[ ]joshemory 3 points 32 minutes ago
I don't think it's a real cable network... It's just what their TVs say on the s
ide of them. And like mugguffen says it probably is just 24/7 walmart advertisin
g.
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[ ]Fortehlulz33 5 points 42 minutes ago
Ahh, Georgia.
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[ ]clown-from-neck-down 19 points 1 hour ago
Just had a realization: Talking about being better than the people at Wal Mart i
s probably the country's most widespread circlejerk topic.
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[ ]OminousG 21 points 2 hours ago
Target has kickass clearance. Plus their 5% red card, 5% pharamacy rewards, and
cartwheel make shopping there cheaper than walmart.
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[ ]uberfission 15 points 1 hour ago

God I fucking hate cartwheel. I swear my wife spends more time fucking around on
her phone looking for deals than actually shopping.
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[ ]m1ldsauce 53 points 1 hour ago
what a bitch
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[ ]katy_s_d 11 points 1 hour ago
That's why you look at it at home and plan your trip.
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[ ]iliekdrugs 6 points 1 hour ago
Imagine working there too, another 10% off
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[ ]nohitter21 2 points 44 minutes ago
It's pretty baller
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[ ]Snump 1 point 21 minutes ago
A family member works there and gave me a discount card of his. From my understa
nding, you have to pay cash for anything used on it?
Do they typically Id when using it?
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[ ]iliekdrugs 1 point 13 minutes ago
You can use cash or one of the Red Cards. Use one of the red cards and you get 1
0+5% off the total, pretty awesome. You aren't technically allowed to use the di
scount unless you are a dependent of the employee or the employee is your spouse
.
ID'ing really depends on the store. If they have been having issues with it they
may. Worst case is you could say he's your dad....
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[ ]auraslip 1 point 5 minutes ago
A lot better than walmarts discount because i actually want to own the things in
target.
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[ ]minnick27 1 point 20 minutes ago
I never carry a check book so i was never able to sign up for the redcard. One d
ay i had it on me and figured what the hell. At the bottom of the receipt it tel
ls me what i saved year to date. Im over $400 for the year. I spend way too much
money there.
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[ ]reginaldtato 4 points 36 minutes ago
Target isn't more expensive than Walmart in actuality, that's just the image the
y try to portray.
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[ ]ShawnaNana 7 points 1 hour ago
We don't have a Target here. I used to go to Target like 3 days a week back in M
innesota, and now I just cry on the futon I bought from Target while wrapped in
the blanket I bought from Target, wearing only my TMNT underwear and bunny slipp
ers both bought from Target. Why? :'(
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[ ]mcapone1980 3 points 37 minutes ago
5% off with red card is same price then
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[ ]Terrapyros 4 points 21 minutes ago
As a Canadian target seems like a amalgamation of bed bath Walmart and a cheap s
taples which is awesome as I can get cheap home stuff while shopping elsewhere a
s all the targets are in the old zellers in shopping malls
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[ ]itsmeagin 2 points 8 minutes ago
Maybe you can. They closed our Zellers here, which was terrible but it was at le

ast something. They did not re-open under the Target so we have no choice but to
shop in a city elsewhere, and lots of people are without jobs. I hear Target is
not doing well in Canada and I am not upset about that. The remarks they made a
bout "teaching Canadians how to shop" really pissed me off. They felt they would
come here, make a ton of cash to subsidize their failing markets in the States.
I guess we taught them a lesson instead.
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[ ]41234 1 point 6 minutes ago
rip zellers
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[ ]jcpmojo 5 points 45 minutes ago
I know this is a joke and all, but recently I walked around Target and called Wa
l-Mart to compare prices, and the Target prices were all cheaper. Science, bro.
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[ ]woohoo49 3 points 44 minutes ago
Depends on what you're buying. Walmart doesn't have lowest prices on every item
but some are cheaper there. just like other products might be cheaper than walma
rt at a different store.
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[ ]z0rz 1 point 8 minutes ago
Your Target must be awesome. Mine sells effing dryer sheets for $12 a pop.
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[ ]LordOfGummies 10 points 1 hour ago
Walmart up here in Canada isn't bad at all mostly filled with low middle class p
eople who can't afford Costco but hardly a train wreck. Target on the other hand
is complete ass up here and will likely be out of the country in the next few y
ears.
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[ ]jhra 7 points 1 hour ago
I'm in Northern Alberta, haven't been to Wal-Mart since Target moved in. The con
trast is staggering.
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[ ]gbramaginn 7 points 1 hour ago
Target here in Canada is terrible compared to the ones in the States. I don't kn
ow how they screwed it up so bad.
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[ ]41234 1 point 7 minutes ago
they're all so empty in the vancouver area of bc. the walmarts aren't terribly b
ad, too.
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[ ]41234 1 point 7 minutes ago
where abouts in northern alberta? thinking about moving up there for work.
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[ ]FroRage 5 points 1 hour ago
Ya as a Target employee from the US it's a pretty well known fact that Target's
expansion into Canadian was awful
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[ ]pol-IsAlwaysRight 2 points 25 minutes ago
Even though Target's shelves are usually empty, I'd rather go there than to Walm
art.
Where is this glorious magical walmart?
The Walmart that's closest to my house is filled with shithead children running
around, immigrants who don't know English, Saskatchewaners, autist bronies, and
obese ham-planets
Target's shelves may be empty most of the time, but at least the people who shop
there aren't degenerates and the store is clean.

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[ ]LordOfGummies 1 point 10 minutes ago
What the fuck is a hamplanet?
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[ ]pol-IsAlwaysRight 1 point 6 minutes ago
http://i.imgur.com/LpHrbCT.jpg
See the dude in the electric wheelchair, and the woman in the brown shirt near t
he "starter" sign.
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[ ]duckvimes_ 4 points 1 hour ago
Thanks OP, haven't seen this one for a few months.
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[ ]eatshitanddienow 8 points 1 hour ago
Wow I've never heard this one before OP, you should do stand-up
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[ ]darthgarlic 2 points 31 minutes ago
So much yes.
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[ ]RiffWizard 2 points 28 minutes ago
You kidding? I feel like I spend more at Walmart. You get discounts with cart wh
eel at target.
Besides, every trip to Walmart takes years of your life.
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[ ]jesterspaz 2 points 22 minutes ago
Target weirdly makes people, excited.
This is an actual example that target makes people happier.
"honey we need fish oil, vitamin d3, toms fluoride free toothpaste and GTA5..."
"Ok let's goto target then have sex when we get back!"
"Off to target!"
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[ ]Full_Metal_Packet 2 points 18 minutes ago
I go to walmart and never see anything wrong with it, these stereotypes are anno
ying
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[ ]jnation714 3 points 8 minutes ago
Where you pay more to get your CC info. stolen.
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[ ]Ferrum-Dues 5 points 3 hours ago
My aunt gave me a target gift card for Christmas...
My nearest target is 150 miles away.
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[ ]SteelPenguin71 37 points 3 hours ago
Target.com
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[ ]ObsidianOverlord 18 points 2 hours ago
Oh sure, he'll just waltz over to the internet store and pick up some internet,
because everyone has access to- wait...
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[ ]TheOtherSomeOtherGuy 10 points 1 hour ago
i hear its on computers these days
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[ ]CA719 3 points 58 minutes ago
They put it on computers now?
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[ ]TrollyMcTrollster 1 point 29 minutes ago
The how did OP post a comment without internet?
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[ ]HipHoboHarold 4 points 2 hours ago

My grandma did the same thing to me with WallMart. It's about 110 miles to the n
earest one. And it was $6, so it wouldn't really cover much if I ordered anythin
g online.
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[ ]kupkrazy 15 points 1 hour ago
You received a $6 gift card? I had no idea it came in those denominations.
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[ ]HipHoboHarold 8 points 1 hour ago
I think it was one of the cards where you put how ever much you want on it. But
yeah, me and my brother just kind of exchanged looks at that. Still grateful, ju
st curious as to how she got decided $6.
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[ ]RepentantFury 2 points 1 hour ago
Target: where nothing is in stock... ever.
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[ ]digital_end 4 points 4 hours ago
And worth it every time.
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[ ]NanaOsaki06 2 points 58 minutes ago
Honestly, I go to Target because it has better stuff. Their clothes are actually
cute and wearable, shoes don't look like only old women and ogres wear them, th
eir decor doesn't look like cheap versions of my grandmothers bathroom, and thei
r children section has nicer brands.
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[ ]41234 1 point 5 minutes ago
and ogres wear the
got'cha. shrek shoes
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[ ]swccggergall 2 points 1 hour ago
http://www.theonion.com/articles/walmart-shoppers-mocked-by-target-shopper,7102/
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[ ]Audiovore 1 point 1 hour ago
The end threw me, because I thought Crate & Barrel was a Peir1 type store, for k
nickknacks and furniture? Not essentials & electronics.
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[ ]goddesspyxy 1 point 24 minutes ago
Crate and Barrel is mostly kitchen things and furniture/home decor.
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[ ]CodenCompilenWorkout 1 point 1 hour ago
Target woman are much better than Walmart woman. 10/10 would recommend. MILFS be
plenty. In fact, if you're a MILF, please go ahead and PM me.
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[ ]ErasedFromExistence 2 points 54 minutes ago*
Fun fact: Walmart Canada owns Target Canada - so up here, it's all the same shit
, just in a less sketchy atmosphere.
EDIT: I was mistaken - Target Canada is not owned by Walmart, they just carry th
e same shit in a nicer atmosphere.
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[ ]doopercooper 2 points 2 hours ago
Jesus, not this Target marketing bullshit on Reddit again
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[ ]sendmenudez 1 point 4 hours ago
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
title points age
/r/
comnts
An honest Target slogan.
970
3mos
funny 48
An honest Target slogan 38
4mos
funny 2
An honest Target slogan 4029
11mos funny 2637

If Target slogans were ACTUALLY honest. B

55
11mos funny 5
Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)
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[ ]macbookproearly2011 1 point 33 minutes ago
I witnessed a girl fight over a guy in target 2 days ago.
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[ ]NotOBAMAThrowaway 1 point 32 minutes ago
If you use "The Red Card" then Target is actually cheaper than Wal-Mart
Source: http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/07/20/everyday-low-prices-vsexpect-more-pay-less.aspx
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[ ]idrawinmargins 1 point 28 minutes ago
The target in my city smells like the bug repellent they coat the store in every
few months.
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[ ]evo_bomber 1 point 21 minutes ago
Thats bizarre to hear. In australia Target is pretty much the cheapest of all st
ores you can go to. People joke and say they got their clothes from "Tarjay."
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[ ]mogifax 1 point 16 minutes ago
I am professionally offended at Target's violent logo.
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[ ]Unsatisfied_Turtle 1 point 12 minutes ago
Can confirm, work at target
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[ ]itsmeagin 1 point 10 minutes ago
As a Canadian, I must say I hate Target and I neither go there OR Walmart. The p
rices in Target here are not good at all, and they bought out all our Zellers, w
hich were crap, but closed them and did not open Targets in the empty spaces. Th
is left a lot of us with no place to shop and a lot of people without jobs. I re
ally wish Target and Walmart had stayed in the States and they won't get my mone
y, as if they care I
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[ ]bodychecks 1 point 10 minutes ago
This is exactly what I was told orientation day working there as a teenager.
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[ ]morzinbo 1 point 9 minutes ago
It's too bad you never hear about Walmart getting hacked.
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[ ]Pachi2Sexy 1 point 8 minutes ago
I found some things to be cheaper in Target.
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[ ]Ofreo 1 point 6 minutes ago
Its not much more and this article doesn't include waiting for sales on some thi
ngs you may not need every trip. My experience is that Walmart often has higher
prices and less sales on certain staples than Target, such as paper products, br
and soda, and milk. I purchased a toaster over from walmart that lasted less tha
n a year. One from Target is going on 3 years. I am just happier shopping at Tar
get and do not wait in lines as long. All politics notwithstanding, I will stick
to Target. http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/07/20/everyday-low-prices
-vs-expect-more-pay-less.aspx
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