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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 years ago by HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 years ago by HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 years ago by HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 years ago by HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day

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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago

How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst

orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha

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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago

And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago

Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.

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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago

He's not white... he's asian

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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago

Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago

This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box

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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind

I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago
So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.
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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago

There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in

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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago
This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.
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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.

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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago
...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en

joyed the joke!

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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!
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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago

COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago
I think hurricane horses are a good trend.
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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago

So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago
You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something

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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
day
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.

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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T
hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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Just out for a little jog today before the hurricane hits. (i.imgur.com)
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[ ]flippityfloppityfloo[M] 700 points 2 years ago*
Video for anyone who wants a good laugh:
"His friends at home are going "YEAAAHHH!"
EDIT: I'm officially designating you "The Horseman of Hurricane Sandy". Enjoy yo
ur new tag!
EDIT2: You were just broadcast nationally on Access Hollywood. Don't ask why I w
as watching it.
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[ ]ZZZlist 33 points 2 years ago
I can't stop watching this.
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[ ]cybersapient 15 points 2 years ago*
You're doing it right when they stop their reporting of the so called "Frankenst
orm" to report how ridiculous you look to the viewers. Hahaha
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 66 points 2 years ago
It's hilarious that the second most popular comment is from a game developer pro
moting a recent release (where you can wear a horse mask).
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[ ]thatguy1056 13 points 2 years ago
Woah the comment isn't at the top anymore what was the game called??
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[ ]SarcasticOptimist 8 points 2 years ago*
Hotline Miami. It's an awesome game.
(thanks for the reversal)
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[ ]ONXwat 2 points 2 years ago
I've heard it's amazing, and then i've also heard that it was utter shit. Not su
re what to think.
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[ ]red13 5 points 2 years ago
Haha, 10/29/12: Hurricane Horse Gains Second Wind
I was hoping he'd run over and say something into the camera.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
I love how the announcer cant stop laughing. This is great.
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[ ]cfenton23 781 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LG4qX.jpg You looked right at me
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 510 points 2 years ago
So good.
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[ ]LowSociety 94 points 2 years ago*
Do you think it was insulting the way she put emphasis on "it's cold out here"?
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[ ]atl2rva 43 points 2 years ago
cold out here
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[ ]space_paradox 52 points 2 years ago

So cold in the D
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[ ][deleted] 28 points 2 years ago
what the fuck
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[ ]triplea20x 17 points 2 years ago
At this point, it still amazes me that people haven't seen that video
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[ ][deleted] 12 points 2 years ago
I've seen a lot of the internet but no one has seen all of the internet.
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[ ]GoCuse 5 points 2 years ago
How da fuk we pose to keep peace?
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[ ]LowSociety 5 points 2 years ago
Thanks.
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[ ][deleted] 13 points 2 years ago
How the fuck do we posed to keep peace tho?
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[ ]Shonuff8 2 points 2 years ago
There was shrinkage!
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[ ]CorrelationsRockville 6 points 2 years ago
I like your tits.
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[ ]Wethequeens13 165 points 2 years ago
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
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[ ]ForeverMarried 44 points 2 years ago
maybe hes on winter bulk brah
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[ ]CannedSewage 61 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5zc5I.jpg
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[ ]jebik 12 points 2 years ago
SOON
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
doesnt look like the same body to me at all
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[ ]Extract 4 points 2 years ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/12a9fl/alpha_redditor/
Had to bro. I had to.
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[ ]cfenton23 47 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vOqMG.gif
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[ ]Bill_Clintons_Choad 12 points 2 years ago
What is the context behind the gif?
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[ ]Lettuce_Get_Weird 25 points 2 years ago
Well made tea.

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[ ]emiliodelgadoMount Pleasant 1335 points 2 years ago
and somehow I'm not surprised it was a redditor
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[ ]elblufer 713 points 2 years ago
Immediately after seeing it, all I could think was "damn it, who let a Redditor
outside?"
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[ ]shiroduck 361 points 2 years ago
Also he appears to be participating in healthy exercise. What is this wizardry?
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[ ]Mikey-2-Guns 253 points 2 years ago
We aren't all obese. Well, at least two of us aren't.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 12 points 2 years ago
Make that 3, but i'm Australian... wait, what the fuck am i doing here? better y
et, how did i get here?
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[ ]busykat 2 points 2 years ago
And why is everything suddenly in Technicolor?
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[ ]jakfischer 86 points 2 years ago
Size 32 179 pounds checking in. I only eat animals, above ground vegetables, and
dairy products. Ever had 10% fat turkish style yogurt? It basically looks like
OP and probably tastes like OP as well.
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[ ]kittylauncher 109 points 2 years ago*
Not sure if you just burned op or gave good advice on some yogurt to try
Edit: go away laugh track no one likes you.
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
very high-fat Turkish yogurt tastes amazing, better than Chobani, although Choba
ni is made by Turks too.
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[ ]Magik-Waffle 2 points 2 years ago
There are only two of us. The entirety of Reddit is made up of you and one other
guy.
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[ ]Zemiakovy 3 points 2 years ago
/r/Fitness
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[ ]whoadave 3 points 2 years ago
As someone who also owns this horse mask and also runs shirtless in the mornings
regardless of weather, I'm forced to conclude that the mask indeed is responsib
le for this wizardry.
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[ ]imkaneforever 15 points 2 years ago
Most people are either evacuated or inside.
The perfect environment for a Redditor to roam.
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[ ]ungr8ful_biscuit 2 points 2 years ago
yeah, but he needs to stop horsing around... this hurricane is serious stuff!
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[ ]elblufer 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to go ahead and stop this pun thread before it starts.
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[ ]z3dster 77 points 2 years ago
DCist says you won the hurricane http://dcist.com/2012/10/shirtless_man_wearing_
horse_mask_wi.php
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[ ]Frankeh 4 points 2 years ago
I'd never know what to do with a whole hurricane. I mean I've dreamed of winning
, but I think it'd be overwhelming.
I think I'd try to be the same person though. Maybe I'd not tell anyone that I w
on the hurricane.
They'd probably notice though when they go into my house and everything'd blowin
g everywhere and it's raining sideways.
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[ ]KoolGMatt 62 points 2 years ago
Ha I was watching this. Just came on here to ask which one of you it was. Rock o
n dude.
Edit: As I was typing this they were talking about you again, "Horseman."
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[ ]thegirlwhocriedwolfAlexandria 284 points 2 years ago
BROTHER?!
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[ ]gvjordan 98 points 2 years ago
I'm watching you, brother.
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[ ]no_egrets 79 points 2 years ago
This was literally within arm's reach, by sheer coincidence.
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[ ]ChuTalkinBout 57 points 2 years ago
I actually made this yesterday but only uploaded it to facebook and I'm so creep
ed out by the coincidence
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[ ]thelittletramp 56 points 2 years ago
Broncos Unicorn Checking in
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[ ]kinggod 42 points 2 years ago
Hello chaps! http://i.imgur.com/IToar.jpg
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[ ]CVBrownie 36 points 2 years ago
TIL that every redditor except me has a horse mask.
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[ ]twillymarsden 8 points 2 years ago
Ok, are you actually a Broncos fan? Like, a real-life Denverite out here?
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[ ]selib 25 points 2 years ago
Where can I buy these?
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[ ][deleted] 56 points 2 years ago
Better question, would this look good for halloween with a nurse outfit?
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[ ]State-of-Trance 101 points 2 years ago

This mask goes with anything my curvaceous fruit.

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[ ]Tactical__Yak 9 points 2 years ago
My costume for next year is to cut the head off a vampire doll and sew it shut.
Then, carry that on my shoulders. Headless horseman's horse. Feel free to steal
it. But yes, it truly goes with anything.
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[ ]SeedyOne 51 points 2 years ago
As a doctor, I can confirm it might.
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[ ]InvalidZod 3 points 2 years ago
Well I am becoming a doctor now.
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[ ]come_on_seth 6 points 2 years ago
Absolutely, just be sure to lower the zipper so the girls can breath.
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[ ]funcoolshit 10 points 2 years ago
Amazon, among many other animal masks. Just search "horse mask" and you will fin
d what you seek.
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[ ]Ink_in_the_Marrow 3 points 2 years ago
you know what's really creepy about this? it almost looks like your neck is smil
ing.
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[ ]theimpolitegentleman 3 points 2 years ago
holy shit please tell me that's just nailpolish im seeing
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 134 points 2 years ago
They're looking for you on /r/horsemask!
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[ ]DDAisADD 74 points 2 years ago
Can't believe there's a subreddit for that.
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[ ]T3mporaryGold 113 points 2 years ago
Obligatory link to /r/horsemaskgw
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[ ][deleted] 70 points 2 years ago
Oh God.
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[ ]Bladewing10 27 points 2 years ago
Aww yesh!
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[ ]IAmATriceratopsAMA 10 points 2 years ago
Im not ashamed to say that that link is purple for me.
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[ ]fasil_bawlty 4 points 2 years ago
This one had me laughing out loud: http://www.reddit.com/r/horsemaskgw/comments/
zh4dv/hello/
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[ ]Cynikal818 8 points 2 years ago
wut.
why doesn't anything on here surprise me anymore...holy shit.
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[ ]NagisaK 2 points 2 years ago
It means you have spent way too much time on Reddit.
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[ ]Cynikal818 2 points 2 years ago

...but...I'm you...
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[ ][deleted] 230 points 2 years ago
I got linked here from /r/horsemask. I can't believe there's a subreddit for /r/
washingtondc
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[ ]executex 4 points 2 years ago
I don't know why this was funny but redditors discovering redditors in other red
dits is...fuck it's 1:40 am...
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[ ]1000timesinmyheadRockville[??] 2 points 2 years ago
It's a fantastic place.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
Oh god, my favorite new reddit.... I mean every picture is funny with someone in
it wearing a horsemask.
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[ ]eodee 42 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/a/wyP96
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[ ]sitruss 81 points 2 years ago
I too prepared for the hurricane the best I knew how
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Good shirt.
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[ ]whorecrusher 6 points 2 years ago
Is that a HORSE the Band shirt?
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[ ]executex 2 points 2 years ago
HORSE \m/
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[ ]itsfunny2me 27 points 2 years ago
I saw you live. I thought it was cool that instead of taking the high-road & ign
oring you like most newscasters do, the reporter actually pointed you out and en
joyed the joke!
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[ ]hivoltage815 27 points 2 years ago
They had it on her for so long with nothing to report on, she was probably thank
ful she had something to talk about.
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[ ]jpezzznuts 25 points 2 years ago
The circle is complete over on /r/Sandy, bravo HowtoJimmyK
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[ ]jweeze 17 points 2 years ago
Serious question, did anyone try to mount you?
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[ ]SpeedyTaco626Maryland 57 points 2 years ago
Just one more reason as to why I need to buy a horse head mask.
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[ ]demain1919 23 points 2 years ago
so versatile!
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Only $29.99!

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[ ]UniqueError 4 points 2 years ago
You can buy one here.
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[ ]shinsaki 45 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering "shorts or it didn't happen"? It is probably OP pict
ured, but I can't be crazy for thinking there's more than one karma-lovin' skinn
y white guy with a horsehead on Reddit.
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[ ]lazybrouf 13 points 2 years ago
And underarm hair in the picture. The one in the video doesn't have it.
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[ ]getoutndoshit 3 points 2 years ago
Proof
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[ ]shinsaki 2 points 2 years ago
while slightly creepy, I love the thorough attitude. good enough for me!
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[ ]KvnWgnr 2 points 2 years ago
He's not white... he's asian
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[ ]wiffleaxe 81 points 2 years ago
Thanks for brightening the morning news!
My partner says you should have done the Gangham style dance while you had the c
hance, but I liked your hand-wavey dance too.
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[ ]HowtoJimmyK[S] 175 points 2 years ago
I got a little spooked, had to run home.
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[ ]doctorgirlfriend84 33 points 2 years ago
whoa!
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[ ]ChummyBubbles 4 points 2 years ago
Winney Nay!
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[ ]snakepaws 11 points 2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arIvUfqOmA
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[ ]tehror 11 points 2 years ago
COUSIN?!
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[ ]Draw_Ring_Pad 7 points 2 years ago
I just saw you on TV!
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[ ]demain1919 9 points 2 years ago
YOU ROCK! posted another screen pic in /r/nova, http://www.reddit.com/r/nova/com
ments/129vjk/some_people_are_getting_a_little_stir_crazy_sandy/
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[ ]beltwayinsider 8 points 2 years ago
DCist is also reporting on these antics. link
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[ ]hivoltage815 5 points 2 years ago
It's gone rather viral now. I've seen it on Facebook and other places.
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[ ]blackcat1010 16 points 2 years ago
You've started a trend http://imgur.com/hruKf
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[ ]kgilr7 6 points 2 years ago

I think hurricane horses are a good trend.

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[ ]leftlooserighttight 22 points 2 years ago
Its not the hero sandy wants, it is the hero that sandy needs.
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[ ]ericjayLogan Circle 6 points 2 years ago
Aw, crap, I missed the Bloomingdale horse-mask pre-hurricane meetup! Maybe next
time...
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago*
This is amazing, you are standing up to the hurricane, putting your life in dang
er's way for a cause. A protest against horse cruelty with the Hurricane being a
metaphor for humans, beautiful.
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[ ]datmeta 35 points 2 years ago
I might step outside when it's raining horizontally.
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[ ]katzmandoo 10 points 2 years ago
STOP HORSING AROUND, THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
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[ ]Jaksongitr 4 points 2 years ago
You're my hero, I was just watching News 4 and saw you during the live shot! Mak
ing the world a better place you are, hope the jog was exhilarating.
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[ ]malak33 4 points 2 years ago
you are my hero
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[ ]Tannz0rz 6 points 2 years ago
I'm calling /r/KarmaConspiracy until we get another shot of you on-site wearing
the same shorts and horse mask with a time stamp.
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[ ]kavorka2 3 points 2 years ago
Waiting for tweets from @horseheadsandy
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
Yay Bloomingdale! I was wondering if they were live when I saw this down the str
eet.
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[ ]nizo505 3 points 2 years ago
So... how is the visibility for those contemplating buying one of these masks?
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[ ]MananWho 3 points 2 years ago
STEVE HORSE! \o/
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[ ]Statchar 3 points 2 years ago
I could tell by the nipples
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[ ]fatterSurfer 3 points 2 years ago
I live in Cleveland, I'll be sure to be your horsebrother-in-arms when the first
blizzard hits.
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[ ]TheSumOfAllSteers 3 points 2 years ago
I'm skeptical. How many Redditors have horse head masks? Is OP really the horsem
an?
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[ ]jhsavesthedayBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
Right in front of Bloomingdale liquors.
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[ ]puzzlehead 2 points 2 years ago

You, sir, are AWESOME. http://youtu.be/OTO_NsYkqOo
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
Looks like he has a broken leg ...
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[ ]synthfreq 2 points 2 years ago
And a legend was born. Ride Horseman Sandy! Ride!
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[ ]dream_the_endless 2 points 2 years ago
Was this out in front of the liquor store in Bloomingdale?
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[ ]MyNameIsX 2 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's definitely 1st and RI.
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[ ]Kevo1221Bloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
you were down the street from my house! i will have to buy you a beer at Boundar
y Stone some time
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[ ]Hawkonthehill 2 points 2 years ago
Saw this live, and my first thought was "reddit, you did it again"
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[ ]1_point_21_gigawatts 2 points 2 years ago
I love that the mask is still wet from the rain.
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[ ]ThndrmunkeeSouthwest Waterfront 2 points 2 years ago
thank you! it did make my morning more enjoyable
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[ ]shinseiromeo 2 points 2 years ago
This mask is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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[ ]obscure123456789 2 points 2 years ago
"WHOOOOOOO!
in my ears
even though there's no audio
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[ ]Bossit 2 points 2 years ago
Man I've been dying to go for a run with my horse mask on, but its impossible to
see out of! I wanted to do my regular 5k route but am afraid of running into a
pole or something
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[ ]cake_in_the_rain 2 points 2 years ago
Best thing I've seen in a while.
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[ ]Kauaian11 2 points 2 years ago
Redditors Internet must be down.
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[ ]dangerousdave2244Van Ness 2 points 2 years ago
Someone needs to make a video of this guy running with the secretariat music fro
m Craig Ferguson
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[ ]backseatromanceLogan Circle 2 points 2 years ago
Shit, did I meet you at dodge city on friday night? Maybe I'm waaayy off.
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[ ]rhymeswithsymmetry 2 points 2 years ago
Why am I not surprised this was in my neighborhood...
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[ ]cs162622 2 points 2 years ago
HA! I saw you on the news this morning and knew I would see you on here later to
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[ ]PeppermintLNNSBloomingdale 2 points 2 years ago
You rock. And I'll totally buy you a beer at Boundary Stone if you come in on on
e of my shifts.
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[ ]Linfinity8 2 points 2 years ago
Watched it, laughed my ass off, rewound it and recorded it, then sent my fianc a
text saying "make sure you watch the today show segment I recorded!"... Well don
e, sir, I say bravo. Knew I'd find you on here eventually.
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[ ]gboone42mount pleasant 2 points 2 years ago
x-posted to /r/gonewild
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[ ]Crayshack 2 points 2 years ago
I am very happy to learn that this was a redditor. God speed my good man.
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[ ]ballin25 2 points 2 years ago
It's true. The camera really does put on 10 extra pounds.
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[ ]Infin1ty 2 points 2 years ago
This guy needs a permanant spot on the Wheaties box
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[ ]TruImperfection 2 points 2 years ago
This guy. Me and this guy, we need to hang out.
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[ ]kerbuffel 2 points 2 years ago
i got like sixteen emails today from people asking if that was me. I ended up ru
nning to the capital building with my roommate -- me in my horsemask and him in
a santa beard and hat.
sorry for copycatting you.
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[ ]cyni09 4 points 2 years ago
Could you prove you were there? The guy in the videos doesn't seem to have as mu
ch armpit hair as you.
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[ ][deleted] 2 points 2 years ago
There are four gifs of you on gawker.
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[ ]Arx0s 2 points 2 years ago
You would.
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[ ]MMSTINGRAY 2 points 2 years ago
Why has no one asked for proof?
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[ ]polezo 2 points 2 years ago*
you should xpost this to /r/sandy
*edit my friend just sent me a gawker link of the video and a bunch of gifs of y
our performance. I would link, but fuck gawker. Should be easy enough to find if
youre interested. In any case, your shirtless horsehead self will be seen by a
lot of people today.
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[ ][deleted] 1 point 2 years ago
Off to the front page with you.
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[ ]trudesign 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome, I saw that live!
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[ ]pinkcoatgirl 1 point 2 years ago
Can anyone find online clips from NBC4? I'm looking for Megan McGrath's intervie
w around 10:30 with a girl in a pink coat on that same corner in Bloomingdale. T

hanks!
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[ ]Bumpyknuckles 1 point 2 years ago
Awesome. Keep that awesome up, sir.
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[ ]iswearitsreallyme 1 point 2 years ago
You are amazing!
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