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You cant play basketball with a Hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
Id like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now youre obliged to marry me.
What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
Can I have your Walis (parents) phone number?
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what Im hereafter.
Would you like to see my collection of Bukharis?
Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room.
Ive had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because thats the night that angels come down from Heaven.
Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
You remind me of the Kaaba. I can walk around you all day long.
That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.
Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because youve just abducted my heart.
Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because youre the BOMB!
Are your feet tired? Because youve been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, She aiight.
I thought the Hoor al-Ayn only lived in Jannah.
Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
Girl, you are fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
Thats a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eating ?
Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
*Looks around girls hijab* sorry, I was looking for the made in Jannah tag.
You can be the queen of my Hurs any day.
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You are my half Deen, lets accomplish the other half !
Girl, show me your Walis (parents) home !
Le me be always be in your Salawats Duae.