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I’m really nervous about starting school this year. I’m starting the 2nd
grade and it’s my first year at Techmentry and I left all of my other friends
back at RAM. We only moved here to the city of CSS because my dad got a
new job or else we would still be living in HTML. Bummer. Our new house is
different than the other one but once we get all of our electronic devices
moved into our new home then life in CSS might be better. It’s the night
before I start Techmentry tomorrow and my mom and dad are telling me
stories. Daddy says that Techmentry here in CSS is way different than the
technology in HTML. They aren’t telling me much but there’s a surprise for
bed now so I can get up and get ready for my first day at Techmentry.
My strobe light alarm clock woke me up I’m an only child so I’m spoiled
rotten and I like it that way! As I look at the Megabyte sunrise, I’m also
putting on my rechargeable clothes (clothes that die, you can put on the
over a gigabyte (we are not a normal family. We eat technology things for
breakfast).
I told her I preferred a megabyte over a gigabyte but I would eat
whatever she had fixed for breakfast. She said she loved trillobits over
My father yelled, “Gigabit, only ten more minutes till the Blog gets
here.” I rushed to eat my trillobits over gigabytes and brushed my teeth with
The Blog bus has finally arrived. As I get on the Blog, I noticed the
children are different than the ones who lived in HTML because they have
backpacks the size of 3GB. I sat in the back of the bus all alone. My backpack
was different than the ones that the children on the bus had. All of these
children had a backpack with a television in it. They could watch any
believe my eyes! We just now arrived at school and we are sitting in the bus
waiting area waiting for other students to arrive. This was so cool! You had a
seat with your name on it and when you sat down on it headphones dropped
down to listen to the music you like. You didn’t have to listen to what other
people liked. You could listen to whatever you wanted! The lights faded and
black lights came on signaling for us to report to our classes. Whoa! How
cool! It’s time to report to our classes. RAM didn’t even have a lighting
all alone. In my first hour class, we have I-PADS! You can type in what you
may need for notes and it will save right to your I-PAD. Then you can take it
home to study with. The purpose of the I-PAD is so students can pay more
attention in class and pass. The I-PAD is really cool. My teacher’s name is Mr.
will show up on the white board. Cool! With thirty seconds remaining in first
period we packed up our belongings and are getting ready to go to the next
class. Math!
Math class has now started with Miss Wiki. She seems really nice. As
she goes through class expectations, she gives us a calculator number and
this is the calculator we are to use all year. If anything gets damaged on it
she’s going to charge us $50 MHz. I thought this was the coolest calculator
I’d ever seen before. Miss Wiki doesn’t have a phone in her room because
she put in a special request to have them built into the calculators. So, if I
have to call my mom, I can just use my calculator. I just dial 9 and my
calculator will call out. How awesome! Starting tomorrow, we’re going to
learn how many nibbles are in a bit and how many bits are in a byte. That
to log on. I was wearied on whether or not to log on. I raised my hand and he
“Mr. Browser, I want to know why my desk just asked me to log on.” I stated.
Mr. Browser continued giving the class expectations and then all of a sudden
a Trojan Horse had shut down his class. Wow! I had never seen anything so
exciting like this since I left HTML. He explained to the class what was going
All of my old friends at RAM think I’m a Miss Smarty Pants because; I’m
nanobiology. I’m going to learn a lot from Mr. Wall-E. He actually has a mega
timer in his room. It’s so we can see the nanoseconds fly by. He has a lovely
room filled with lots of learning materials. He’s starting the year off with the
It’s lunchtime! I’m liking this lunchroom. It has the same exact seating
as the bus waiting area. You can listen to the music you like and not what
people influence you to listen to. On the menu for today’s lunch is
Defragmentation Soup. Lunch takes exactly 25 Hyper Terminals. It doesn’t
attendance on flow charts. She claps her hands and then our headphones go
into our ears. We learn in her class by a podcast. She just sits there and
watches us do our work and if we have a question, she’s there to answer it.
Pretty cool things happen in new schools. If you just give yourself time to
Are you kidding me? I have more classes to take? I’m about to head to
Spelling with Miss USB. She knows everything about spelling. She had us to
write five words on our spelling paper and I missed a few. She gave us a
couple of rules to follow when it comes to take our spelling test. You’ve got
keyboard loads new information every time I play a new song. I feel like it’s a
frenzy to learn how to play it but not really. My instrument is easier to play
than the scanner. My orchestral director has a plethora of ideas that will
become about in orchestra this year. Mr. Binary sure does have a back-up
you he doesn’t have a virus, it’s just his name. Today in Art we learned how
to draw pixels on the first day. In all of my other classes, I had to listen to the
teachers discuss classroom expectations and how they would start new
material tomorrow. Not in Mr. Virus’ class, he told us to have fun and
Whew! The day is almost over. I’m in PE. We run, jump, skip and play.
We just didn’t do a lot in PE today because the PE teacher Miss CD-ROM was
sick. Tomorrow, we are going to see who can run the fastest micro-
processors. This is my last class and I can’t wait to get home and tell my
parents about my first day at my new school. I was very shy today but that’s
okay. I’ll make new friends tomorrow. Starting my first day here at
Techmentry wasn’t so bad after all. What was there to be nervous about?
Nothing because as you know, when you’re the new kid in school, you don’t
fit in quite well on the first day. Techmentry is pretty rad. I’m waiting for the
Blog to come back and get me. I forgot to mention, in the driver’s mirror,
there is a daily blog that we can read. How cool. It will be different tomorrow.
I like the city of CSS better than the city of HTML. Technology has changed
from the time my dad went to school, till now. My….how technology has
changed.