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THE NATIR MARCH 2010 p. 5
A young boy is amused as Palmer runs away crying.
HOROSCOPES BY AUSTIN BILOTTO
Ms. O’Neill accidentally issues fatwah by Josh Rayhill Did you know... Mrs. Katie Curran is
currently wanted by the FBI for carrying
the 1 across state lines?
After many grueling weeks of intensely
surveying St. Rita seniors on what they
need for class, here are the crucial tools
Rita Men deemed most important:
Throw Pillow(s) 45%
Wall Street Journal 57%
Sports Lines 34%
Sheet of Doodlin’ Paper 9%
Coloring Books 37%
Food and Drinks 15%
Others 2%
CAN WE WATCH A MOVIE?
with Trent Larson
THE NATIR MARCH 2010 p. 2
The How To Corner
Lacrosse Players Aggravated Because of Shamrock by Brian Falkenberg