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News 1 n Letters & events 2 n Review & features 3/4 n Music 5/6 n Entertainments Guide 7 .
Notices & Personal & Crossword 9 n Features 10 n Surrey Pride 11/12
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What a week! Now, I’ve been to a fair few “Students and Drinking” and, of course, bled for the Club Crawl, and judging by the set up and run the stall all day. A small,
Freshers events, but this year has seen the Tuition Fees. I handled the Fees questions state of some of them the next morning, you exhausted but dedicated team of helpers
biggest and best welcome new Surrey stu- OK, but struggled to say anything sensible did well! cleared up the chaos left by the Fayre, in
dents have ever had. There aren’t many about alcohol abuse! Thanks to the students time for Friday Night Out, featuring Johnny
Unions who can get 130 eager Intro Week in Twyford Court, House D (you know who Thursday - the departments turn and our Boy Revel, (and was it Alan Roy’s Wheels
helpers without too much bribery. you are!), who agreed to be filmed in their chance for a breather. The first Student of Steel?), which I am still recovering from.
Congratulations and a huge thank you to all kitchen that day and on the Club Crawl on Council meeting took place at lunch-time
the Helpers - we love you all and couldn’t Wednesday. Incidentally, I forgot to video (watch out for minutes on the main notice I’m about to pop an Anadin ready for
have done it without you! it, from 6-7pm last Friday. If anyone’s fam- board in the Union soon), as well as it being tonight - the first night of the new club night
ily live in the Meridian TV area and have a a really busy day for all the market traders - on Saturdays in your Union - TONIQ. I
Moving-in day was blessed with the best habit of videoing the end of week round-up, Posters, CD’s, Fruit and Veg and white ele- hope everyone enjoys their Kronenberg for
sunshiny day of September, making it a please could they let me know? There was phant. While the Pool Competition and £1.25 before 10:30 pm, and Ultra Nate, who
great day. The days of the Red Bus Boys also the live music event, Unplugged, fea- Fresher’s SIS event got under way in the will be live on stage later in the evening. I
may be numbered, but they will remain in turing Housewife and Keith Donnelly on the Union, we went over to the University Hall have also been madly singing along to all
our hearts for ever! The first night in the main Union stage. Keith, a long standing to an evening reception to welcome new the Electrasy tunes I hear on the radio in
Union for our new students was, er, busy! friend of the Union, entertained an enthusi- International students. It was nice to meet preparation for Sunday Night Live.
Sorry to everyone who had to wait for ages astic crowd with his musical humour and so many people that day, and I hope you all
for a beer - funnily enough, not many stu- Housewife, finalists in last years’ Talent managed to get on camera somehow! Thanks again to EVERYONE who helped
dents wanted to work on Fresher’s Night, Competition, went down a storm. Watch with Fresher’s Week. I think we can all be
though I can’t think why?? The Vice- out for them throughout the year. Friday was officially the biggest and busiest very proud and collapse with exhaustion
Chancellor and I did our best to bore you on Fresher’s Festival ever. We had a hectic now. We’ve done enough welcoming - it’s
Monday at the Union reception, but at least More Union lecturing on Wednesday, with morning setting up before the doors opened up to you now! Good luck, happy days - be
you got free orange juice. Actually, it was a 14 Student Life talks being given at the at 11am. Loads of societies, trade stalls, safe, be careful, have fun. Work hard, play
good job there wasn’t any free alcohol, as same time, in different places, by 10 peo- freebies, interests and activities all pulled even harder and make the most of life at
you all went for it big style at the Happy ple?? I never quite worked that out, but Gill together to make it a really special day, Surrey, coz it’s great!
Hour and RAG free disco. worked miracles that day. Thanks to every- including my Jumble Sale in aid of Welfare.
one who helped with them all. So I take it I made £100 during the day, so thanks for Harriet Sims
I got interviewed by Meridian TV on you liked Silly Night! The helpers were a spending your money on such a good cause, President
Tuesday morning - something about little worried when 500 Freshers all assem- and a big thank you to Crew, who helped me
3.NUS card holders may sign themselves in at any time unless specific restrictions
are in place. a UOS NUS card is not acceptable.
4.Guests for FNO must be in possession of a valid guest ticket which may be pur-
chased up until 7pm. This guest ticket may be exchanged for a guest ticket for
another event if unused. This ticket is not redeemable for cash.
5 Telephone signing in is NOT permitted except for industrial year students & life
members.
Evidence of this status will be required on entry.
R.O.A.R. The management reserve the right of admission without giving a reason.
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SINGLES
MARK LANEGAN - Stay (Beggars Banquet)
Records)
The initial vocals just talk in time with the music, mak-
ing most of the song seem like a long and dull intro.
This will eventually build up to something resemblng
BACKYARD BABIES -
Highlights
SINGLE OF THE WEEK
(Coalition
A melancholy, yet beautiful, lament from “the voice of Records)
singing, but it just doesn’t go anywhere. 5/10 E.C.
the Screaming Trees”. Far removed from the work of Following their Reading
his day job, this makes Leonard Cohen sound positive- appearance and prior to a
ly cheerful. 8/10 R.W. UK tour, the Backyard
Babies have a new release
CAFFEINE - Kill The Brave (Fluffy Freako from their “Total 13”
Records) album. The song
Get ready for bright fast punk and a tune you’ll be hum-
“Highlights” is a fast
ming for the next few weeks. Proof that you can get
addicted to caffeine!! 8/10 E.C paced, hard rock dose of
guitars and attitude packed
ARNOLD - Windsor Park (Creation) There’s one heck of a lot of singles that seriously suck lyrics, with tons of energy
Mimicking The (over-rated) Verve, at times, this light this week! & adrenaline. Good stuff
indie-pop tune, at first listen, is not unlike many others from a very promising
today. However, an essence of country, and a very SOUND 5 - Heavy Transit (Gut) band. 8/10 P.L.
Byrds-esque (Teenage Fanclub attempt) b-side, add a Laid-back hip-hop with a “boy-band” style. Starts
lot to Creation’s 300th single. 7/10 JRH brightly but by the end it is dragging and repetitive. Not
Unfortunately he still thinks that this is cutting edge Sony for more homogenous shit. 2/10 D.J.
what is wanted. 4/10 R.W.
MISS JONES - 2 Way Street (A&M) and has not understood that too much of it gets very
‘2 Way Street’ is a R&B / Hiphop release which is actu- boring. Never mind. 3 / 10 M.D. THE GETAWAY PEOPLE - She Gave Me Love
SHAQUILLE O’NEAL - The Way It’s Goin’ Down
ally quite good. Miss Jones is a fresh new talent and (Colombia)
(A&M)
could find herself in the main stream charts in the near THE ALOOF - You’ve Just Been Spangled! You might be mistaken for confusing this for real root-
This American Basket Ball Star gives us his attempt at
future. This is a good single, if you like this style of (Eastwest) sy soul rather than an abomination devoid of any tune
trying to release a single. His popularity may have an
song you should check it out. 6/10 G.D. These guys have been around for a while and in an created by the devil himself who apparently has no
influence in America, but I don’t really think that it is
industry where so much talent never gets the fame they soul. 2/10 D.J.
going to work over here. I wouldn’t suggest that anyone
ICU - Chotto Matte A MOMENT! (K Records) deserve its not surprising to see Aloof have not made it.
buys this single unless they are a big Shaquille O’Neal
The press release says “ Standard foundations of jazz To me it sounds out of date, slow , narcotic and biz-
fan. 3/10 G.D. This weeks reviews by:
collide with pop music, dancing blissfully in a heady zarre. Apparently its a mix of hip hop and hip replace-
ment op ? 3/10 C.H. Denise Nicolson, Ian Purvey, Frank Fraulo, Nick
fog of obscure scratched samples and trippy swirls of 3 PHASE - Snafu Sessions (Novamute) Walsh, Emma Clark, Andrew Thomas, Mario Dias,
sound”... which put shortly means that if havent drunk 3 Phase is actually Sven Rohrig, who has been tucked
FLICK - Freezer Burnt (Colombia) Gemma Decent, Georgina Tarrant, Rob Winder,
a bottle of whiskey or smoked your way through a few away in his Berlin bunker ever since he last released a
Fuzzed up funk rock illustrating everything that is Gabriel-Oliver Chanero, James Hemingway, and
joints, you will not enjoy this. Very weird. G.C. 6/10 record, back during the time Maggie T was still PM.
wrong with music at the moment. Imagination here is Daniel Jones, Paul Leaves, Matthew Anderson
He is best known for his idiosyncratic techno tracks,
replaced it seems by the desires of a major label such as
which is what this is all about too, tape loops.
this is electronic music of the next century. Top tunes J Blige and the likes of recent comercial rn’b stars. head hurting cocophany of beats, fill’s, and inspira-
ALBUMS
BUFFALO TOM - Smitten (Beggars Banquet)
are probably, the delicious, ‘Sun Song ‘80’, and, the
space-age, ‘Journey Beyond The Stars’, both complete
with underlying synth and orchestral melodies, topped
with loops, grooves, and all kinds of odds and ends.
Features her hit single “I wanna be your Lady “I rec-
ommend it to anyone who likes chart r n’b. 6/10 C.H.
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9th
1998: The Year of Designer Pills. Nick Walsh sheds new light on what Clinton has done
As reported in Bare Facts last week, the save the Cornflakes and/or toast for the Even before the election in November 1996 also it wasn’t sex because he didn’t “touch
Royal Society of Medicine launched evening. everyone knew that President Clinton was a her to arouse her”.
“Xenical”, the mythical cure all: an anti-
Off course, eating less will not lead to a southern states Don Juan. This article seeks The whole mess needs to be seen looking
obesity tablet. It bears all the hallmarks of
drastic weight loss on its own. to put some perspective on how Clintons back over history to see what different pres-
Slimfast (“Watch the weight drop off” pro-
Unfortunately, all that stored energy has to crimes, which may well lead to impeach- idents have be up to. JFK had a mistress and
claimed one of the test subjects). And retail-
be expended, hence the need for physical ment appear, when compared with the the press knew all about it, but decided to
ing at £1-50 (upon prescription), it is cheap-
exercise (cue cold sweat). actions of previous Presidents. In his term stay out. Eisenhower was sleeping with his
er that a pint down the Union, and not a beer
gut in sight. Campusport recommends exercising 1-3 and a half in power Clinton has done some secretary the whole time he was planning D-
times a week on a combination of activities, good including putting his weight behind Day.
At first, this might seem like a dream come the peace process in Northern Ireland, and
rather than specialising in just one like run-
true for those with “fuller” figures. At last, attempting to introduce universal health From the Oval office, our man Eisenhower
ning or swimming or squash. For example,
you can get rid of excess baggage without care into America. approved the FBI’s campaign to harass
while running is effective for the more-or-
making sacrifices and become a babe/boy-
less fit, larger figures could lead to Martin Luther King and Kennedy ordered
magnet (depending on your preferences).
increased stress on the knees and legs. All this however is beside the point. The Fidel Castros assassination. Johnson
However, the side-effects are still unknown.
Circuit training is good because every mus- Republicans want to get back into power approved lying to Congress about the North
So before you rush to the Health Centre,
cle in the body is used. and are stirring up the issue by trying to Vietnamese attacking an American boat
why not try the tried-and-tested methods
available on campus. Campusport offers a range of exercise facil- exaggerate irrelevant, non-political issues (which led the Senate the next day to
ities and more information and advice is such as many of those contained in the approve the beginning of the Vietnam War).
First up, dieting. It’s obvious, boring and porn Starr report. It seems this does not The war had claimed over two million
available from the staff.
was the easiest way to get thin. Eat less, no bother the American public as the Vietnamese lives when the US was forced to
problem. Of course, to avoid being tempted, For those not partial to masochism, there are Presidents rating actually went up two withdraw in 1975.
you would have to spend the unused money other ways. Going anywhere on campus for points after publication.
on other products - beer, books, clothes, etc. a start. It is built on a hill, there is not a sin-
Thousands of innocent civilians were killed
gle lift in sight (except Senate House) and
The human body, like those of other ani- The family values campaign with which the during the Nicaraguan conflict during the
every route from A to B involves at least
mals, operates on instinct. Therefore, it is Republicans are using to target Clinton Reagan era. The US invasion of Panama in
one flight of steps or gradient.
more natural to eat when hungry rather than eventually backfired on them after former 1989 involved 26,000 troops and cost
at set times. Obviously, this can be inconve- There is always Bojanglez (student night, lovers and their spouses actually came out 10,000 Panamanian lives. President Bush
nient and/or impossible at times, unless you Wednesday). Nightclubs must have started to spill the beans on Clintons accusers. ordered Young Americans to go and fight
fancy nibbling on the ear of the girl/guy as a self-help group for the fat people. Songs and die in the Gulf War (partly their own
next to you in the lecture, or licking it out in like ‘Don’t give up’ (Michelle Weeks), In the video of Clintons questioning there friendly fire caused this though).
desperation. ‘Can’t help myself’ (Lucid) and ‘Encore was not one question about Whitewater,
Une Fois’ (Sash) were surely written for Travelgate, Filegate, etc. (even though n By removing Clinton on these grounds, we
According to a Campusport official, it is far
Generation-F (for flab).
better to have small portions often rather these were the reasons why the investigation are saying that what other Presidents have
than bingeing. In that way, the body’s It has been scientifically proven sex helps was instigated in the first place. Clinton done in office is not anywhere as near as
metabolism is continually working hence you get slim and fit. A half hour shag can was made to look an idiot questioning the immoral or illegal as what Clinton has done.
the food is digested quicker. This also burn up to 200 calories (depending on how interpretation of words and their meanings If this becomes the standard for impeach-
explains why breakfast is the most impor- vigorous it is). i.e he didn’t really “touch” because Ms ment, a persons private sex life, then
tant meal of the day. The body needs to get Lewinsky had clothing over her breasts and America is truly a confused place to be.
By now, you are probably getting desperate.
into the daily rhythm, after a good night’s
Fortunately, the last method to lose weight
sleep (sleep, interesting concept that). “One
may be more attractive. However if you
should eat breakfast like a king, dinner like
drink as much alcohol as you can to the
a prince and supper like a pauper.”
point of throwing up, you must be willing
Mmmm. This dieting stuff sounds good. to trade excess baggage for hangovers from
One could have breakfast of bacon, sausage, hell, failed kidney and cirrhosis of the liver.
beans, hash browns or sautéed potatoes, and
Maybe Xenical is not such a bad idea, after
tea or coffee for £1-25 at the Lower Bar, and
all. Pravin Jeyaraj
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TROLLEY FOLLY
Harriet Sims, Union President, is meeting with
TESCO bosses on Monday afternoon, with the Head
of the University Estate, to discuss finding a way of
controlling trolley mayhem.
I don’t really mind how many trolleys you all “bor-
row”, but what I do care about is when partially sight-
Across Down ed and disabled students have to fight their way
1. A Derby horse, 1. Motorist’s aid (4-3) through heaps of trolley before they can safely reach
for example (5) 2. Expression of
the font door of their house. I also care about receiv-
4. Go down (7) dissatisfaction (9)
8. A weapon (3) 3. Quantities of paper (5)
ing nasty calls from local residents about students
9. Inflammation of a joint (9) 4. Loathe (6) leaving trolleys outside their homes and in their drive-
10. Annoys (7) 5. Performer of operations (7) ways. We must find a solution to this ridiculous prob-
11. Hostile person or people (5) 6. Consume (3) lem - I was very impressed (and alarmed) that we
13. Royal personage (6) 7. Darkish (5) managed to acquire over 200 TESCO trolleys in 5 days
15. Part of a shoe (6) 12. Amuse (9) in and around campus - that’s good going by anyone’s
18. Place offering 14. Gather together (7) standards!
accommodation (5) 16. Painter’s board (7) But please, in the meantime, have a little considera-
19. Naval VIP (7) 17. Perplex (6)
tion......?
21. Winged insect (9) 18. Custom (5)
23. Perform (3) 20. Chief citizen (5)
24. A frame used for support (7) 22. A small extremity (3)
25. Wash in clean water (5) Compiled by
Jeff Blackham
Last weeks solution
Across: 1. liberate 5. miss 9. merry 10. relieve 11. sullen 12. acted
14. school 16. recall 19. exalt 21. excess 24. instant 25. whole 26.
kiss 27. fearless
Down: 1. lump 2. borough 3. royal 4. throng 6. inept 7. speedily 8.
old age 13. asterisk 15. outlay 17. assuage 18. settle 20. assess
22. cower 23. mess
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Sports Bursaries not you could combine the two and earn
some deserved money!! Que? Sport and
This award is usually given out at the end of
our academic year at the spectacular
Sports Bursaries will shortly be allocated others are from money jointly donated by work? Yes, well if you try hard on both “ Colours Ball”, which of course all sporting
for the forthcoming academic year the University and Guildford Borough fronts and show a high level of achieve- bods and friends attend. However, the last
One is intended for Golfers and is funded by Council. Any sport can be considered for ment, you could be looking at winning an years Ede Ravenscroft award didn’t find a
the Royal and Ancient Golf Club. It is worth these Bursaries, although more value can be Ede Ravenscroft prize for excellence in suitable winning candidate. In a nut shell,
£5,000 over four years. Applicants should added if it is one that is catered for in either Academic and Sporting activities. last years award is still up for grabs, there-
be low handicap players who are current our own facilities or those of Guildford fore should you yourself or anyone you
students at this University. They should Spectrum. The criteria are very similar to The award is open to all students in all years know in your opinion deserve this prized
have serious hopes and plans that this those for the Golf Bursaries above. Further of study. In the past it has been given out to award, then all you need to do is contact
money should be used to facilitate. We have information and application forms are avail- students showing excellence in their sport myself (Alex-Sports sab on x9981 or Barry
provision to appoint six for this year. The able from John Perrin at Campusport. but who have also shown that with the hard Hitchcock on x9200..)
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Surrey Pride
Mountaineers Go Splat! Make ID Sport Part of the Pride
400m mountain climbs that Welcome to all you fresher types, bods literally all abilities. Free, with your
took you through cooling studying their first year “again”, and all Combined card available at Campusports,
waterfalls. There was also general students too lazy to have played the Sports ranging from mixed netball, 5-
“proper mountaineering” to sport yet! Life is too short to worry about aside football to pop-lacrosse, runs each
be done with the 4000m+ lectures the whole time. Indeed, here at and every lunch time with some early
Les Ecrin overlooking all. Surrey we believe there is more to life than evening fixtures, all either situated on
Days and nights were spent purely education. Joining a club or Society campus in the sports centre or at the
on the glaciers with activi- is an excellent way to learn about life in Varsity Centre. The competition has con-
ties involving climbing the day time and also at night!! (so I’m tinuously improved over the past few years
Dome de Neige Des Ecrins, told, being the pure and innocent type!) with this year its importance being recog-
bum sliding and “playing in nised in departmental infrastructure by
some crevasses”. Whether you choose Footy or Fencing, having prizes from external companies
On the whole the weather Sub Aqua or Skiing - it is the key to feel- awarded to individual ID sports.
was great and a truly fantas- ing good, meeting people and above all,
tic time was had by all. On having fun. All clubs cater for those who To participate in ID sport, all you need to
the way back home we want to play/participate in recreational do is find (or be found) by your depart-
stopped off in sport or activities, non-competitive and mental sports rep (or quickly elect one!)
Fontainebleau, just below competitive sport. Varying needs can who will attend an afternoon briefing ses-
Paris to do some of the always be met - so if you are a beginner or sion on Friday the 2nd of October and have
famous bouldering in the famous sport bod, I’m sure we can find a charming photo taken and placed in your
Even before the semester had finished the
forest which I found to be a truly magical something for you to do here at Surrey. departments for easier recognition. He or
mountaineering clubs summer plans where
place. she will then be able to enter your depart-
well under way; however vague they may
The remains of the summer’s weekends At the Campusports Centre, the green cov- mental teams into the competition. There
be. First up was “The Three Peaks
where spent climbing at various locations ered building near the Unis main entrance, are awards and prizes available for Most
Challenge”, this involved running/walking
throughout the UK. a wide range of classes and courses take Improved Society/Dept, Biggest
up Ben Nevis, Scafell Pike and Snowdon all
in 24 hours including the travelling time in place, from Philipa’s Funky Aerobics to Participating Dept, Best Sports Rep and
Now we are only four weeks into the semes- yoga. And for all those couch potatoes oodles of other achievements!
between each, raising money for the charity
ter and we have already had trips to the Peak amongst us - you can help make the Sports
Mountain Rescue. After much sweat and a
district, Wales and had many socials. BUT clubs actual CLUBs, by strolling on over Surrey Sport - Be part of the pride, is our
mention on Radio One we did it, all in 23hr
YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET! Cos to our Varsity Centre and supporting our motto for all sports. It is seen as a great
40mins, finishing just in time for a fried
as soon as you first years join in, things will competitive sports clubs. There’s our very way of actually getting to know your fel-
breakfast.
get bigger and better. So come along to the own Varsity Centre bar with a view over low colleagues, no matter if they are back
Beginners’ Course at Campusport’s excel- the1st Hockey, Football and Rugby pitch- seat boyz or students who’ll actually see
Next on the agenda was “SPLAT” the annu-
lent Climbing wall, on Wednesdays 3-5pm es. So if it is blowing a force 9 gale out- out their first year! Participating in sport at
al three week climbing trip abroad. The
or Tuesdays 8-10pm, it will cost you side, you can sit in the comfort of the bar any level is fun and in itself rewarding. So
destination this year was to a little town
absolutely nothing. and watch your nutty mates scuttle around what have you got to lose, kick your Sports
called Ailefroide in the French Alps, where
there is nothing to do but climb (and watch the pitch all afternoon. Rep up the butt if he or she isn’t providing
For more details e-mail Dan on HYPER- the info or call Sally Edie at Campusports
the world cup on a local bars TV, have huge
LINK mailto:me72ds@surrey.ac.uk Interdepartmental sport (ID) is a program on 9891 or MOI, Alex (Sporty Sab) on
water fights etc.). The climbing took many
me72ds@surrey.ac.uk. of sports open to all students and staff of 9981 (25 9981 from external lines.
forms, from one pitch cragging through to