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CONTENTS
HOW TO USE DATING APP CHEAT

OPENERS

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CONVERSATION

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PERSONAL DETAILS

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COMPLIMENTS

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ACQUIRE HER NUMBER

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DATE TALK

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RECOVERY AND NEGATIVITY

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Welcome to Dating App Cheat :)

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Years ago when Tinder first came out I really struggled to talk to girls. I was
using boring openers that wouldnt get a response, Id become stuck for
things to say and conversations would fizzle out before I even had a chance
at a girls phone number, let alone a date It was just so damned hard, and
to make things worse my friends seemed to be enjoying a lot of effortless
Tinder success.
Sound familiar? It probably does, because it happens to most guys at one
point or another.

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After a while I realized that guys who were successful on Tinder all had
something in common they used a small number of systematic routines
and go-to lines. Their conversations would take a similar path, so they used
the same lines over and over to support their routines, with consistent
success. They found something that worked, then repeated it again and
again.

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I began taking notes of all successful Tinder conversations and jotted

down a whole heap of lines - openers that girls loved, little miscellaneous
comments, how to get out of a tough situation and how to get a girls
number. I then used those exact lines, for my own repeated Tinder success.

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As I improved on Tinder I added my own lines and continued building this

incredible cheat-sheet resource that had been tried and tested, proven to
work on girls time and time again. Along with a close circle of friends, we
referred to my cheat-sheet as Dating App Cheat because we really felt like
we were cheating. I kept Dating App Cheat a secret until now, as I share it
with you.

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I have no hesitation in saying that Dating App Cheat (especially when used
with TINSANITY) will help you significantly when chatting on Tinder or
online dating sites.

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marcus@tinderseduction.com

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Enjoy :)
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Dating App Cheat is really simple to use heres how each message is laid out:

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This left-section will have the line that

you use in Tinder or other dating apps.

This right-section will give you suggestions, advice

and other items to help you with your messaging.

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The lines in Dating App Cheat are split into two major categories:

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Openers

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Mid-conversation items, including miscellaneous comments, acquiring her

number, date talk and recovery lines.
Weve included a broad range of lines for all personality types. After a while youll
get a feel for what works and doesnt work for you that depends on many things,
including your personality, your texting style and the type of girls that you want to
attract. Its different for everybody.

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We suggest (encourage!) you modify the lines before you send them to your Tinder
match. You will get the best responses when you send openers that are personalized
to the profile youre sending it to.

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Simply copying these lines will give you instant success on Tinder by all means enjoy
this and take advantage of how easy it is, although I recommend that after a while you
get a feel for and develop your own text persona. Use the techniques from TINSANITY
and your experience with Dating App Cheat lines, then start crafting your own lines.
The immediate (and easy) success from Dating App Cheat is great, but using this
resource as a tool for developing your own seduction skills is priceless.

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Thats it! Dont forget to check out TinderSeduction.com for the latest Tinder tips.
And remember: be bold, be brave and have fun!

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This is great for breaking the ice. Girls will be a lot more
responsive and open when you use this opener.

Wow, youve really done a lot of

travel. You must be relieved to
have finally found me ;)

Great to use on girls who say they love travel in their

profile, or who have profile pics of them travelling and
a lot of girls do!

I dont have a puppy in my pictures,

so theres another reason why you
swiped right.?

Because girls love puppys.

Well tinder says we would make

beautiful kids but I think maybe we
should do dinner before we start
working on the future models of
America

Well tinder says we would make beautiful kids but I think

maybe we should do dinner before we start working on
the future models of America

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Your parents will not like me. I will

fall short of all your expectations.
I will ruin your credit score. But if
you let me have sex with you Ill
make you the happiest woman in
the world for an entire night. Or 15
minutes. Actually probably more
like 5

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POWER MESSAGE. One of the most flexible openers

that can be used in any situation, yet can still be
personalised. It is very simple, but dont let that fool you,
it works amazingly well, especially when girls message
you first.

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As cute as that smile of yours is

[Her name], Im afraid that Im
going to have to find out more
about you before I take you on an
amazing first date ;)

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Heres the very simple (and successful) template which

can be tailored for any girl that you talk to:
As cute as _____, Im afraid _______ ;)

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As cute asthose dimples of yours are [Her name],Im

afraidthat selfie of you in the public bathroom is still a little
weird ;)

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As cute asthose long legs of yours are [Her name],Im

afraidthat they might only be good for show, and wont be
able to keep up with me on the dancefloor ;)

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Simply pick out something unique from her profile and

add it after As cute as, then add a flirty little comment
after Im afraid. Easy!
Cheat tip:Use this as an Opener (i.e. on Tinder), then
once you get her number use the Hey this is, seen her ;)
transition to text message as a first text message (to her
phone) as a combination they work unbelievable well.

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Were both obviously playing hard

to get, so how about we agree to
put our egos aside in the name of
lust and skip to the part where we
flirt outrageously with each other

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POWER MESSAGE One sentence that can be your go-to

message in two different scenarios:
Use it as a recovery message to revive old conversations
that have gone stale it has an exceptional response
rate that is always positive.
Or you can also use it as an opener it slices through
tension and breaks the ice in a way thats witty, poetic
and humorous. Conversation has a very smooth and
open flow after this is used. It is perfectly suited for
times when you match with a girl but neither of you
comment for a few days.

I would do fifty shades of bad

things to you

A reference to the book Fifty Shades of Grey

I have bad news for you

This opener will get her curious. You can say almost
anything after she replies. An example is:

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You:I have bad news for you

Her:ohh no what is it?! haha
You:My puppy is busy for the weekend, so cant make it
Her:Make what?
You:Well I was going to take you out on an amazing date
and introduce you to my puppy. Now well just have to
settle for an amazing date

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is to use something that she can relate to as the added date
item. For example, if her profile shows her wearing the local
football teams jersey, say:

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You:Its a shame the [local football team] are playing an

away game this weekend
Her:I know!
You:We could have had an amazing first date and then
watch the game. Now well just have to settle for an
amazing first date
Her:Ha.. I can deal with that:)

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I got pulled over by a cop while

writing my initial message. He gave
me the whole texting is dangerous
speech and was about to give me
a ticket. I showed him your picture
and explained what Tinder was. He
let me off with a warning and said I
better get your number

We would love to hear your feedback!

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If any of these lines have helped you in any way we

would appreciate it greatly if you could take one minute
and leave us a review on the app store we read every
single review.

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How to leave a review:

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Tap the App Store icon to launch the App Store.

Search for Dating App Cheat and thennavigate to the
detail screen for the app
Select theReviews item and tap it.
From the Reviews screen, tap the Write a Review or New
Document icon.
Thank you, we really do appreciate it :)

If you were a skittle youd be a red

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If you have any other comments, suggestionsor

questions, feel free to email us at marcus@
tinderseduction.com and we will do our best to get back
to you within 24 hours.
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You:If you were a skittle youd be a red one

Her:Haha why would I be a red one?
You:I like the red ones
So exhausted. Been playing with my nephew and his
new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed
the homeless.

Jamal, why do you insist on taking

pictures of brunette models you
find online and making these fake
tinder accounts? Seriously bro, Im
onto you

Damn Jamal

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So exhausted. Been playing with

my nephew and his new puppy in
a flower patch all day while helping
to feed the homeless.

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POWER MESSAGE. This opener has one of the highest

response rates that youll see. The method in which
you use this message will eliminate almost all of the
competition that youre up against on Tinder.

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Good morning, sweetheart Just

imagine, one day you could be
waking up and hearing me whisper
that in your ear, rather than having
to roll over and read it from me on
Tinder ;)

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During the morning the only messages girls read are

those which have been sitting on her phone unread
from the night before by that time they are stale and
ineffective. Unlike all other message that shell ever read,
this message is tailored to be used early in the morning.
Send this to the girl at 6.30am shell wake up, read
your message and send you a reply. Youll then have
her full attention on Tinder for the rest of the morning,
giving you enough time to get her number, long before
any other guy has even thought of messaging her. Cool
huh?!

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Cheat tip: Although it can be used any day of the week,

sending this message on Saturday mornings will give you
the best result because people generally have more free
time to reply.

You:Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You:Rate my pick up line

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Apart from being sexy, what do you

do for a living?

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This method pokes fun at all the cheesy pick up lines

and is great for breaking the ice. Make sure you put
your cheesy pick up line in quotation marks, then send
Rate my pick up line (without quotations) in a second
message immediately after.
General Opener.

Love at first swipe

Tinder special.

I just liked 4 or 5 girls and prayed

you would be the one to like back
first. Todays a good day

I just liked 4 or 5 girls and prayed you would be the one

to like back first. Todays a good day

Heres your first wish, what are

your other two?

Is this message confident and funny or just arrogant?

Send it and find out!

Sup tinderella

Sup tinderella

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wanted in a girl.

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Are you going to be ok with people

thinking that your boyfriend could
pass as your brother?

Use this if you have similar features as the girl.

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You can then follow up later with something like:

Its ok, just because we look like were related doesnt
mean our kids are going to be defects In fact they will
probably be gorgeous high achievers

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You:You remind me of medusa.

Her:hah whys that?
You:Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard

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You remind me of medusa

Is that your family in that pic?

Thats a lot of people for me to
impress I hope youre worth it
[Her name]

Use when:
They have a lot of family members in their pictures. Girls
love talking about their families.
You seem like the kind of girl whos last words will be
hold my beer, watch this

Gee [Her name], I dont know. I

was all swept up in that cute smile
of yours but I dont think I can
do a long distance relationship..
[Number of miles away] miles
might just be too difficult

This one is for Tinder when it says she is x miles

away.Dont forget to change both [Her name] and
[Number of miles away]

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I hope that those lips of yours

do more than just look good ;) .
and by that I mean are capable of
producing interesting conversation.

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You seem like the kind of girl whos

last words will be hold my beer,
watch this

Her:Haha why yes they are! In fact theyre even mighty

good at kissing too

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You can then follow up a comment like that with:

Long shot, but worth a try.

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You see the bod, I know what you

want and you know what I want. So
send me them digits and we will
turn this fantasy into reality

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You:Ive always been sceptical of self-promotion. Im

afraid Im not going to believe you until I perform some
vigorous testing

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Whats your Granddads number?

He seems worth getting to know

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Can use this type of opener when she has a photo of

someone who is obviously a member of her family. Can
be her mother, her father, grandparents even her dog.

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Can then follow up with something like:

To be honest I was about to start sweeping you off your
feet, but he has jumped the queue. Would he appreciate
an intimate dinner where we lose track of time, waxing
poetic on the meaning of life, with lots of sexual
chemistry?

By far the prettiest girl Ive seen on

Tinder

By far the prettiest girl Ive seen on Tinder

So do you want me to hit you with

a corny tinder pickup line or can we
just skip all that weird shit?

One of the best openers for cutting through the crap

and breaking the ice. Conversation usually flows very
smoothly after this opener.

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You can continue with normal conversation, making her

feel comfortable as you prepare to get her number. Or
you can use this opener to be playful and do the opposite
of what she says and spike her curiosity, such as:

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You:So do you want me to hit you with a corny tinder

pickup line or can we just skip all that weird shit
Her:Ha, yes lets skip it for sure!
You:Too bad
You:So apart from being sexy, what do you do for a
living ;)
If you were a potato, youd be a sweet one

Sit on my face and Ill eat my way to

your heart.

Sit on my face and Ill eat my way to your heart.

Are you afraid of heights?

Use this at Christmas time if you dont mind a lot of

cheesyness!

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If you were a potato, youd be a

sweet one

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You:Are you afraid of heights?

Her:No, why?
You:Because I just put up my Christmas tree but its
missing an angel for the top

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Great opener for when you match with someone, but

neither of you message each other for a few days.
Change the 3 days to whatever period of time it has
been since you matched.

If you could put up a profile pic of

your personality, do you think I
would have matched with you

Possible follow ups for boring or negative responses:

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Please forgive me for not

messaging you for 3 days. I was
texting all my friends a photo
of you and asking them how I
should start a conversation with a
complete smokeshow.

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Or
Her:No :(
You:Cheer up [Her name], Ill help you work on your
personality
You:Do you like porn?
You:Would you be interested in watching some on my
flat screen mirror?

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Do you like porn?

Her:haha I dont know, you tell me!

You:The fact that you dont know your personality may
have just answered my question

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This is pretty bad line and doesnt work too often, but
some girls love it. You can test the waters by using the
Rate my pick up line approach:

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You:Do you like porn?. Would you be interested in

watching some on my flat screen mirror?
You:Rate my pick up line

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Make sure you put the pick up line in quotation marks

so she knows youre joking and send Rate my pick up
line (without quotation marks) immediately after in a
new message.
Ive never been with an older woman before. But if I play
my cards right, Im pretty sure I wont have to be with
more than one

Are you busy tonight at 2am?

Intrigues her you can say anything you like after this,
but it works best if your response is witty or makes
absolutely no sense.

Do you know how many times Ive

had to swipe left to find a cute girl
like you

Do you know how many times Ive had to swipe left to

find a cute girl like you

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Ive never been with an older

woman before. But if I play my
cards right, Im pretty sure I wont
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Prettiest smile Ive seen on Tinder

Do you have pet insurance?

You:Do you have pet insurance?

Her:Why
You:Because yourpussy is about to get smashed

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Prettiest smile Ive seen on Tinder

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Good for girls who ask for pick up lines in their profile.

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If you think the girl might not like it, test the waters by
using the Rate my pick up line approach which will
soften it up:

Make sure you put the pick up line in quotation marks

so she knows youre joking and send Rate my pick up
line (without quotation marks) immediately after in a
new message.

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You:[Her name], you remind me of a hot cross bun

Her:Lol whys that?
You:Because you look kind of sweet and would be nice to
wake up to on Easter morning ;)

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[Her name], you remind me of a

hot cross bun

You:Do you have pet insurance?. Because your pussy is

about to get smashed
You:Rate my pick up line

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Use this at Easter time and you cant go wrong

Silliness works occasionally.

I spent all summer wrestling grizzly

bears in the mountains of Canada
specifically so I could handle you
[Her name]

I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the

mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle you
[Her name]

I see that you like horses thats

lucky, because youve just found
yourself a stallion ;)

This is a perfect opener to use when girls have profile

pics with horses and lots do!

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I was hesitant to message you

because of how pointy your elbows
are. I caved in and messaged you
because Im trying to better myself
and become less discriminating. So
Im willing to give you a shot, pointy
elbows and all.

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You:Quite honestly your pretty much my exactly my type

of girl. I dont wanna waste time chit chatting.
You:Give me your number

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Quite honestly youre pretty much

my exactly my type of girl. I dont
wanna waste time chit chatting.

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If youre feeling confident and dont want to waste time,

use this hit and miss method. A lot of girls will reply
to this message with something liketell me why you
deserve it first. To continue the all or nothing approach,
reply with:

If you say squawks backwards it

sounds the same even though its
not a linguistic palindrome

You:If you say squawks backwards it sounds the same

even though its not a linguistic palindrome
Her:haha.. Umm ok cool
You:Its called an acoustic palindrome. Im a professor of
linguistic studies.
You:I can get you speaking my language girl;)

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Common response and reply:

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I know this profiles fake but can

I get the name of the model you
used for your pics

I dont feel like putting in effort to play this game so I

probably dont.
But you should just do it anyways

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Her:Haha its not a fake, its me.

You:Thats exactly what a fake would say I know youre
a 43 year old bald man Tindering from his basement
Need help with a big decision should my new yacht
have a helipad OR a tennis court sized hot tub OR an
aboveground wine cellar filled with gold?

Wow youre freakin cute

Use this if she has a cat or a dog in her profile pictures.

Dont forget the second part of the message:

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Need help with a big decision

should my new yacht have a
helipad OR a tennis court sized hot
tub OR an aboveground wine cellar
filled with gold?

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I see that you like taking selfies

thats cool, but for our wedding
we should probably hire a
photographer, or at least use the
self-timer function on your phone.
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You:Wow youre freakin cute

You:..and your human is alright too

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So it says youre less than a mile away I think destinys

trying to say something.

You dont know how many times

Ive had to swipe left to find you

You dont know how many times Ive had to swipe left to
find you

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So it says youre less than a mile

away I think destinys trying to say
something.

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Sometimes I question why God allows bad things to

happen to good people. For example, how have we
never gone on a date?

How do you spell love?

You:How do you spell love?

Her:What? You just spelt it.. LOVE
You:Trick question you dont spell it, you feel it
You:Who knows one day we might feel each other ; )

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allows bad things to happen to
good people. For example, how
have we never gone on a date?

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Or if she guesses or replies with something similar to

your answer:

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You:That was a trick question I was going to say You

dont spell love, you feel it
You:But you already knew my answer looks like were
feeling each other already ; )

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Copypastas are hit and miss, but worth a try.

Are you from Japan?

You:Are you from Japan?

Her:haha no, why?
You:Oh thats too bad, cause I would have been all up in
japanties;)

After all these years searching

dangerous castles and outwitting
formidable bosses, I think Ive
finally found my princess peach

For girls that you think would appreciate some Super

Nintendo nostalgia.

54? Perfect for being the little

spoon

Some girls enter their height in their profile use this as

a conversation starter.

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I hope youre down for an

adventure. I found an old canoe in
my parents garage last weekend
that we can use to sail around the
world. Its got a couple holes in it
but if we take turns bucketing the
water out we should make it to the
horn of Africa by the end of the
month. What do you say

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Didnt we go to different
highschools together?

Didnt we go to different highschools together?

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If her reply to this opener is neutral or negative, you can

follow it up with something like:

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If you live to be a hundred, I want

to live to be a hundred minus one
day so I never have to live without
you

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Actually based on your response Ive reconsidered I

want to be a hundred plus one day, so then when youre
gone I can bang all the interesting 100 year old ladies

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Ive had a crush on you for years

Her:Do I know you?

You:Yes, I believe youve been waiting for me Im here
to sweep you off your feet;)
This is great for breaking the ice. Girls will be a lot more
responsive and open when you use this opener.

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This will catch her curiosity. You can say almost anything
after she replies with what did your mom say?. An
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So I just got off the phone speaking

to my mother

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We could go out on an amazing

first date, have great conversation,
lots of laughs, enjoy the absurd
amounts of flirting before I say
goodbye and charmingly end the
night with a soft kiss on your cheek.
After that wed both get too busy
and never see each other again.
Interested?

Common response and possible reply:

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Shes excited for us, but says planning our wedding will be
tough
Or
She said that I need to be careful talking with girls like
you She said youre trouble
Or
She said shes looking forward to the gorgeous
grandchildren you and I will have. So I said, hold up mom,
Im not even sure if shes interesting enough for a first
date yet

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You look like trouble ; )

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Youre too cute for tinder. So how

about you tell me that models
name

Her:Haha its not a fake, its me.

You:Thats exactly what a fake would say I know youre
a 43 year old bald man Tindering from his basement
You look like trouble ; )

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These types of copy pastas are hit and miss but worth
a try occasionally.

Listen this profile seems fake

lemme at least get the name of the
model you used for the pics so I
can ask her out

Common response and reply:

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I would get in the ring blindfolded

with Mike Tyson in his prime right
after he snorted a bunch of coke
and go fifteen bare-knuckle rounds
just for the chance to thank your
parents personally for delivering
such a heavenly blessed beauty
into this world

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Are you a koala?

Her:Haha its not a fake, its me.

You:Thats exactly what a fake would say I know youre
a 43 year old bald man Tindering from his basement

My mom warned me about girls

like you

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You:Are you a koala?

Her:haha no why?
You:cause youve got all the koalafications
Her:lol koalifications for what?
You:to be my FWB [or girlfriend, summer time fling etc.]

You can say almost anything after she replies. An

example is:

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You:My mom warned me about girls like you

Her:haha oh really now, what did she say?
You:She said that youll probably break my heart
You:So I told her Im a grown man who can make his
own decisions. Then she went back to the kitchen and
made me some meatloaf
Great to use on girls who say they love travel in their
profile, or who have profile pics of them travelling.

Hey do you like pancakes?

You:Hey do you like pancakes?

Her:Of course!
You:how about ihop on that ass

You remind me of my big toe

You:You remind me of my big toe

Her:Ha! why
You:because one day soon Im going to bang you on my
couch ; )

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[Her name], Im afraid. Im afraid

that once we meet up, well travel
the world together having amazing
adventures and never know what
its like to live a normal life again

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This was originally sent by a 26 year old guy to a 38 year

old woman true to the message, they ended up having
a memorable summertime fling. It has worked wonders
with many girls since.

Se

Do you ever think about how 100

years ago we never existed and
in 100 years, 500 years and 1,000
years we once more will not exist,
as what we know existence as
today anyway It makes you just
want to spend your little time
doing great things youll remember,
like having an amazing night with a
26 year old, doesnt it

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Edit the text afterdoing great things youll remember,to

fit your situation.

Use when:
A girl has a pic with guys in her profile pic.

I may have watched one too many

queer eye for the straight guy
episodes when I was younger, but
I feel compelled to let you know
that those shoes dont match your
outfit

Use when:
A girl has a profile pic of her with a silly outfit on. Change
the last line of text to point out something specific about
her outfit.

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Ok, what are the names of the

unlucky guys in your pic The ones
Im going to have to fight to the
death to win you over

fo

If she enjoys that opener, you can follow up with

something like:
I hope you pick something a little more consistent to wear
to our first date ;)

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Be careful using this if she is genuinely trying to be

fashionable!

ch

This line hints that you think she has a great fashion
sense (shell love thisbig compliment) and also gives an
opportunity to begin a playful first date conversation.

Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What

kind of trouble did you get into this
weekend? :)

If youre sending the message on Sunday, Monday or

Tuesday, send:
Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What kind of trouble did you
get into this weekend? :)

ers

That fashion sense of yours is

sophisticated for sure, but Im
thinking for our relaxed first date
dinner it may be a bit too much

Pr

Great line to use withgirls who have a lot of fashionable

profile pics, indicating that shesvery fashion conscious.

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If sending on Wednesday:
Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What sort of trouble are you
getting into this week? :)
For Thursday or Friday messages:
Hey there Miss [Her Name]. What kind of trouble are you
getting into this weekend? :)
For a Saturday, send:
Hey there Miss [Her Name].What kind of trouble have
you been getting into? :)

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You:Whats the difference between jam and jelly?

Her:Umm..Jam has seeds and fruit in it?
You:No,I cant jelly my cock down your throat ;)

Do you know the difference

between jellyand jam?

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Just dont make it awkward and youre golden.

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Responses youll get from this line:

OMGthats the funniest thing Ive heard all day
Ewww!
Huh?
Youre a creep
Lets do it ;)
*Blocked*

[Her Name], you seem like the type

of girl that should get to know me

Typical response:
Her:haha oh yeah and whys that

So have an answer ready to go!

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy,
funny, and phenomenal in bed. Youre safe [Her Name],
but where should I hide?

You:You know what winks and fucks like a tiger?

Her:Haha what?
You:;)

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You know what winks and fucks like

a tiger?

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The police are looking for a suspect

described as sexy, funny, and
phenomenal in bed. Youre safe [Her
Name], but where should I hide?

This opener is a shortcut to starting interesting

conversations.

If practice makes perfect, then your

parents names must be Practice
and Practice

If practice makes perfect, then your parents names

must be Practice and Practice

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and

your right leg is Christmas, can I
visit you between the holidays? ;)

Cheesy holiday pick up line for your entertainment :)

If I were you, Id keep an eye out for

elves with ropes and blindfolds

Definitely a winning Christmas opener that girls will love.

ers

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In any sort of mood to make some

bad decisions? ;)

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You:If I were you, Id keep an eye out for elves with ropes
and blindfolds
Her:Haha why?
You:Because I asked Santa for you this Christmas ;)
Her:Haha so sweet :)
If you go to TinderSeduction.com and check out the
Christmas-Special post you can see screenshots for how
well this line has worked.

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After sending the main line, send her something a little

self-deprecating in brackets. It helps to break the ice
even more.Example:

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[Her Name], if I were to unwrap

one thing this Christmas, it would
be you ;)

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You:[Her Name], if I were to unwrap one thing this

Christmas, it would be you ;)
You:(hoping its not too earlyto seduce you with a cheesy
christmas line)
Her:Aww that was soo sweet:) And no, never too early!
Merry Christmas :)

Just finished hanging up a [Her

Name]-sized stocking next to my
Christmas tree Santa knows what
I want this year ;)

Her:Hey whats up :)
You:Just finished hanging up a [Her Name]-sized stocking
next to my Christmas tree Santa knows what I want this
year ;)
Her:Aww! :)

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[Her Name], if your heart was a

chimney, Id growa big belly and a
white beard just so I could get in ;)

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You:What does One Direction and a Christmas treehave

in common?
Her:Ha, what?
You:Their balls are just for decoration
Her:Haha thats pretty bad, but good :)

ers

ch

What does One Direction and a

Christmas tree have in common?

Let us know how you go with these Christmas lines!

Send your screenshots to marcus@tinderseduction.
com and well put them up on TinderSeduction.comfor
everyone to see.

fo

[Her Name] I havent figured out if

youre going to be the nicest girl on
my naughty list, or the naughtiest
girl on my nice list ;)

Pr

Feel free to give her the heads up that a bad joke

is coming her way this often makes it work better!
Example:

[Her Name], if youre winter, then Let

it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow ;)

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You:What does One Direction and a Christmas treehave

in common?
You:(hoping its not too early to seduce you with a
terrible christmas line)
Her:Ha, never to early! What do they have in common?
You:Their balls are just for decoration
Her:Ohhh! lol
[Her Name], if youre winter, then Let it Snow, Let it
Snow, Let it Snow ;)

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You:[Her Name], I hope youve left the milk and the

cookies out for me
Her:Haha of course :)
You:Great, because all this present delivery stuff is
tiring plus, I need to keep up my energy for our date this
weekend ;)

[Her Name], I hope youve left the

milk and the cookies out for me

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Or if you want to try a different (high risk) approach:

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This is one of the better Christmas lines it works

amazingly well sometimes!
You:[Her Name], if a fat guy grabs you and puts you
in a bag dont freak out, I told Santa I wanted you for
Christmas ;)
Her:Hahaha thats the cutest thing Ive ever heard
You::)

fo

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[Her Name] if a fat guy grabs you

and puts you in a bag dont freak
out, I told Santa I wanted you for
Christmas ;)

You:[Her Name], I hope youve left the milk and the

cookies out for me
Her:Haha of course :)
You:Great, because it wont be long until Im cumming
down your chimney ;)
Her:Ohh youre definitely on the naughty list;)

Favorite childhood Christmas

present. Ready.Go!

ers

ch

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Also heres another frequent reply youll probably get

and suggested follow ups:
Her:Haha how many girls have you sent that to?
You:Just the cute ones
or
You:Just the ones with a cute smile

This is guaranteed to start a fun conversation.

Pr

If you use it around Christmas time the results are even

better!

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MISCELLANEOUS

Se

Tinder conversations generally follow very similar paths, so its good to have go-to
responses at hand. The miscellaneous category is your assorted toolbox for these
responses.

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Youll find good responses to common questions and comments girls say, one-off
lines that provide conversation fodder if you get a little stuck and random comments,
which come in handy.
Im taking all those ys as an
indication as to how much fun were
going to have on our first date ;)

Use when:
She sends you a message like:Heyyyyyyy :)

Great, just started chatting to this

cute [blonde, brunette, redhead]

Use when:
She asks how are you?

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Use when:
She asks how are you?

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Ill let you know in a little while. Im

talking to my Tinder crush at the
moment and my day can go from
good to fantastic depending on if she
gives me her number or not

Use when:
She says something that you cant read or doesnt
make sense. It shows youreauthoritative in a way that
compliments her these mixed messages make you
seem more intriguing.

Who wants to be liked? Like is for

plebeians. Love [Her name], love is
what us two deserve

Use when:

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You have a cute smile so if we were

speaking in person Id probably
ignore the fact that last question
doesnt make sense

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She talks about liking or not liking something. Example:

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Her:Tell me!! You know women dont actually like

mysterious men
You:Who wants to be liked? Like is for plebeians. Love
[Her name], love is what us two deserve
Use when:
She sends you the first message with a smilie face.

Two nights ago I had a dream that

Id meet a girl named [Her name] on
Tinder

Use when:
She asks why youre on Tinder

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Coming out of the gates firing with

smilie faces. Dont hold back girl

This comment will intrigue her, and she will ask what
your dream was about.

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Use when:
You try a line, joke or to get her number and she says
something like:

Damn I thought that would be a hit

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Her:haha.. Nice try!

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Use when:
She asks how are you?

I knew when we matched an

adventure was going to happen

I knew when we matched an adventure was going to

happen

Knock Knock

Girls absolutely love this cute knock knock joke. It

is perfect for when you were texting a girl the night
before and want to restart the conversation, but can
be used anytime during a conversation to impress.

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Pretty good, got a message from this

cute girl. I think she likes me

Were not strangers, were just good friends who

havent met yet

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Were not strangers, were just good

friends who havent met yet

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You:Knock knock
Her:Whos there:
You:Lion
Her:Lion who
You:Lion in bed thinking of you;)

If everything happens for a reason, then I guess we

better explore our reason for meeting

Well be friends until forever, just you

wait and see

Well be friends until forever, just you wait and see

Weeds are flowers too, once you get

to know them

Use when:
Shes making fun of you

You get to go out on a date with me,

so were both lucky today I guess

You get to go out on a date with me, so were both

lucky today I guess

Im gonna love you Tinderly

Im gonna love you Tinderly

ers

ch

If everything happens for a reason,

then I guess we better explore our
reason for meeting

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Use when:

Despite all evidence to the contrary

Im not here looking for an easy lay,
nor am I looking for the love of my
life on an app. As Im sure you arent
either

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She thinks youre just looking to hookup. Then can

follow up with:

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What I am looking for is someone I have a bit of

chemistry with whos confident enough to take some
sexual banter

Only with girls who have cute smiles

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Use when:
A girl asks you a question it is a witty and flirty
response that they will love. Example:
Her:haha are you always such a big flirt?
You:only with girls who have cute smiles
Her::)

.In

Be as specific/tailored as you can be about the

compliment you give her. Examples:
Only with fit girls who have cute smiles
Only with cute girls who can pull off a panda onesie
Only with cute girls who wear glasses ;)

fo

Other examples of questions where this response is

perfect:
Her:haha I bet you use that line on all your matches
or
Her:are you always this funny?

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Use when:
A girl asks you something likeLOL! Did you copy and
paste that?

Well I showed up at the restaurant

Saturday night, but you werent there.
Then I realized I had my dates wrong
Our romantic date is this Saturday ;)

Use when:
She asksHow was your weekend? its a good lead in
to organizing a date.

Only if you promise not to laugh too

often Im a sucker for a contagious
smile like yours and let me tell you,
giggling fits are no laughing matter

Use when:
Youve been making her laugh a lot. Then he asks you
for, or to do something

ers

ch

Yes, copied it from my brain and

pasted it within your heart ;)

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Se

Girls will always ask about your personal details, which is fine, but it generally leads
to boring conversation. So in the Personal Details section, weve given you a few
alternative responses you can use.

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Weve given you responses that divert attention away from the boring stuff and keep
your identity under wraps (if thats your thing). The criminal background check line is
gold make sure this is in your repertoire.
Use when:
She asks you where are you from

Is this for a criminal background check?

Because FYI, Ive already had a few of my
buddies over at the CIA clear my dark
past off the records

Use when:
She asks for any personal details, such as your last/
full name

I dont have one Im afraid that youre

going to have to stalk me the old
fashioned way peeping through my
bedroom window after dark

Use when:
She asks for your Facebook and you dont want to
give it to her, or just dont have one

Im kindamysterious and mystery

doesnt promote itself [Her name]

Use when:
She asks why you dont have any profile
information

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Im from Heaven technically, and so are

you. I know angels when I see them

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Use when:
She asks why youre so far away. Some girls love
this type of message, others not so much no risk
no return!

ers

ch

Ive already started our new wanderlust

life, making footprints in the dew covered
country fields. The warm fire is crackling
and the marshmallows are begging to be
toasted Are you coming? ;)

Pr

And in case you were wondering, wanderlust

means you have a strong desire to travel. Use that
vocabulary!

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COMPLIMENTS
Compliments are great, but sometimes they can be hard to respond to.

Se

Rather than shying away from the compliment, the idea is to give a response thats
confident, fun and flirty. This is a short list of responses you can use to achieve that,
when she compliments you or you compliment her.

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Use when:
She compliments you about being witty, smart or
clever

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Im so clever that sometimes I dont

understand a single word of what Im
saying
I can overlook the fact that you
dont take compliments well. Minor
character flaw in my book

Use when:
You compliment her and she says something other
than thanks or doesnt accept the compliment.

Some may say that youre lucky to

have found me then. I just say its fate
taking its course

Use when:
She compliments you

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Use when:
She compliments you

fo

Youre too nice, stop! Im gonna feel

bad being handsy on our first date
now

Use when:
She compliments you

Be careful [Her name], laughing at

my silly jokes is the quickest way to
getting a date

Use when:
She responds well to your jokes and funny comments.

Laughing at my stupid jokes is the first

step to being swept off your feet I
hope youre ready [Her Name]

Use when:
She laughs at your stupid jokes obviously ;)

Were a good match, lets do this thing

Use when:
She compliments you

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Be careful [Her name], all that

shameless flattery might end up
getting you a date

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ACQUIRE HER NUMBER

Se

If youre talking with a girl on a dating app for days on end, it increases the chances
that either of you will become disinterested. Strike while the iron is hot and get her
number so you can progress your developing relationship. Thats easier said than
done, but the lines in this section will give you the best chance to get her number.

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In this category youll get lines to acquire her digits that will flow with the conversation,
in a manner thats confident rather than desperate. Once youve got her number,
you can use the transition-to-text lines that weve included (first texts can be a deal
breaker).
There are also lines to help you ease and overcome any hesitation.
Godspeed, good fellow :)

Whats your number so we can get this

organized

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Her:this date sounds like its going to be fun :)

You:Whats your number so we can get this fun
dateorganized
Casually transitionthe conversation to text.

I need to ask you one question before I get

your number

You:I need to ask you one question before I get

your number
Her:ok sure
You:Whats your phone number?
Her:Lol youre so silly! Its xxx-xxx-xxx

fo

Lets take this to text so we can continue

small talk without killing my battery

ch

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All good things are a risk, and I promise this

one will pay off. Tinder kills my battery

Use this when she hesitates in giving her number

over. Example:

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You:Ok cool, whats your number and well get

this organized
Her:Im not sure if I know you well enough yet
You:All good things are a risk, and I promise this
one will pay off. Tinder kills my battery

You think shell hesitate when you ask for her

number.
Use when:

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Match made in Tinder heaven. Now give me

your number and we can work out first date
details.

Use when:

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Let me get your phone number. Its quite the

leap of faith on your part but most things
worth it are

Shes just said something positive about the two

of you. Example:
Her:Haha Isecretly love Miley as well!! :)
You:Match made in Tinder heaven. Now give
me your number and we can work out first date
details.

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You:Cool, whats your number so we organize the

details of your best ever first date
Her:Haha thats a big call
You:You forgot your phone number in that last
message

I think you forgot your phone number in that

last message

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You:Cool, whats your number so we organize the

details of your best ever first date
Her:Haha thats a big call
You:Im pretty sure a phone number is made up
of numbers, not letters
Her:Smartie :P haha its xxx-xxx-xxx

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Im pretty sure a phone number is made up

of numbers, not letters

Well the first step to me sweeping you off

your feet is getting your number

Well the first step to me sweeping you off your

feet is getting your number

Let me get your number so we can make

small talk while I plan that historical date

Let me get your number so we can make small

talk while I plan that historical date

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Its quite the leap of faith on your part, but

most things worth it are

Use this when she hesitates in giving her number

over. Example:

fo

You:Ok cool, whats your number and well get

this organized
Her:Im not sure if I know you well enough yet
You:I realize its quite the leap of faith on your
part, but most things worth it are
Her:Youre right :)Its xxx-xxx-xxx

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Let me get your number so I can muster up the

courage to ask you out on a date.

Im going to send you something naughty so

you know its me

This is a playful way to transition to text once she

give you her number. Example:

ers

Let me get your number so I can muster up

the courage to ask you out on a date.

Pr

Her:My number is xxx-xxx-xxx

You:Ill send you something naughty so you know
its me ;)

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Then you literally text her Something naughty,

like this:

Make her feel like shes special when you text

her for the first time after getting her number.
Example:

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I decided youre gonna be the first (and

probably only) girl I actually meet up with
here

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You:Something naughty ;)
Her:haha smarty :)

You:I decided youre gonna be the first (and

probably only) girl I actually meet up with here
You:Congrats

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Use this when she hesitates in giving her number

over. Example:

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You:Ok cool, whats your number and well get

this organized
Her:Im not sure if I know you well enough yet
You:Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit

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Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit

Use this when she hesitates in giving her number

over. Example:

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Of course its sudden, all amazing thingsare

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You:Ok cool, whats your number and well get

this organized
Her:Im not sure, this is too quick lol
You:Of course its sudden, all amazing things are
Her:Cute :) Its xxx-xxx-xxx
Ok enough with the witty banter and flirting over
Tinder. Whats your number so we can take this
flirting to our dinner date

Hey its [Your Name], Im looking for my

[Tinder/Zoosk/OKCupid] crush with the cute
smile, seen her? ;)

POWER MESSAGE. The flirtiest transition to text

message that a girl will ever receive.

fo

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Ok enough with the witty banter and flirting

over Tinder. Whats your number so we can
take this flirting to our dinner date

Use when:

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You get a girls number and need to carry the

conversation over to text.

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ch

The first text message you send after getting

a girls number can be difficult, you have to
introduce yourself which can be awkward. This
is a flexible template that can be modified to use
in almost any situation plus it playfully removes
any first-text-tension.

Pr

Cheat tip:Add something to the message that

youve already commented on. For example, if
you have spoken about going on a fun date
together, your first message would be:

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Hey, this is [Your Name], Im looking for the girl

whos about to go on the best first date of her life,
seen her? ;)

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Cheat tip:Use the As cute as___ Im afraid that___

line as your initial Opener (i.e. on Tinder), it will
set you up perfectly for this transition to text
once you get her number.

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Use when:
You feel its right to take the conversation to text,
and then she asks you a question. Example:

Ill let you know over text, whats your

number

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Her:So when are we going to go on this amazing

date? :)
You:Ill let you know over text, whats your
number
Her:xxx-xx-xxx :)
or:

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Her:what type of girls do you usually go for?

You:Ill let you know over text, whats your
number
Her:haha smooth. Its xxx-xx-xxx :)
or

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You:Do you think you could take me in a fight ;)

Her:haha maybe ;)
You:Well theres only one way were gonna settle
this name a time and place, whats your number
and well organize it

fo

Do you think you could take me in a fight? ;)

Her:I hope that I fit those criteria :)

You:Ill let you know over text, whats your
number
Her:xxx-xxx-xxx

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Just like getting her digits, you should organize (or at least agree on) a date, while the
conversation is running hot.

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This section gives you a few lines that will bring up the topic of your date. The idea is
to get it out in the open and let it flow from there.

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If youre a little unsure and want detailed tips and tricks on your first date, go to www.
TinderSeduction.com and check out the articles on How to Have an Amazing Tinder
Date (Parts 1 and 2). You can find them in the Blog+Tips menu. Youll get an easy
step-by-step process you can follow. Additional secret tips on having an amazing first
date (like the first-date goodbye trick that every girl loves) are in TINSANITY.
The key with the settle for an amazing date line is to
use something that she can relate to as the added date
item. For example, if her profile shows her wearing the
local football teams jersey, say:
You:Its a shame the [local football team] are playing
an away game this weekend
Her:Whys that
You:We could have had an amazing first date and then
watch the game. Now well just have to settle for an
amazing first date

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Well I was going to take you out on an

amazing first date and introduce you
to my puppy But Im afraid hes busy
for the weekend. Now well just have to
settle for an amazing first date

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You:Lets bang out sometime

You:*hang ;)

Were you just trying to ask me out on a

date [Her name]

Use when:
She mentions anything remotely close to being a date.
It is a great way to bring up the subject of your first
date in a playful way.

Not so fast, I expect to be taken out

to dinner before my FB relationship
status changes

Not so fast, I expect to be taken out to dinner before

my FB relationship status changes

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ch

Lets bang out sometime

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DATING APP CHEAT

Use when:
Youre in a new place as a tourist or visitor and match
with a local. Ask for recommendations on what you
should do while youre in town. Example:

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They all sound great, but lets

be honest us two spending an
evening together will be much more
memorable for the both of us

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Her:What are you doing all the way over here?

You:Just cruising through LA. Can you recommend any
activities for me during my short stay
Her:Definitely go to Santa Monica to stroll the pier
near the ocean. Hiking to the Hollywood sign off of
Beachwood Canyon is always nice.
You:They all sound great, but lets be honest us
two spending an evening together will be much more
memorable for the both of us
Her:Oh my. That can be arranged. How long are you
here? :)
You:Fly out Monday. Whats your number so we can get
this amazing evening organized
Her:xxx-xx-xxx call me after 5 :)

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You:That was rhetoric

(Then immediately reply with the next line)
You:drinks, fun and lots of flirting

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Great conversation, lots of laughs and

absurd amounts of flirting

Whatever her reply is to this, you can follow up with:

fo

Would it be too forward to tell you

our date plans or should we small talk
some more

ch

Use when:
Youve brought up the topic of a date and she asks
what have in mind for the date. This line almost always
gets a great reaction.

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After this line you can tell her your plans, which is the
perfect opportunity to get her number.

Pr

Example:
Her:Id love to meet up :) What do you have in mind?
You:Great conversation, lots of laughs and absurd
amounts of flirting
Her:Haha sounds good to me!
You:Perfect. Whats your number so we can organize
the details

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If your date will be a once off (one-nighter) and youre

feeling confident, you can use this version:
Her:Would love to meet up what do you have in
mind?
You:Great conversation, lots of laughs and absurd
amounts of flirting followed by some bedroom
acrobatics
Her:Im down ;)

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DATE TALK

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Once the conversation is going well(especially after

you make her laugh)throw this in fora playful way to
start your date talk:

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Is our obvious chemistry going to be

limited to Tinder, or are we going to
experience it in person?

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Example:
Her:Haha of course!
You:So is our obvious chemistry going to be limited to
Tinder, or are we going to experience it in person?
Her:Ha! Would love to meet up what do you have in
mind?

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RECOVERY AND NEGATIVITY

Sometimes things just dont go to plan. Use these Recovery and Negativity lines when
things get tough.

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There are lines that deal with her petty little tests. Lines that attempt to improve her
mood. Lines that will reboot conversations that have gone cold. And if needed, lines
that let her know that shes not worth it.
Use when:
The girl is being genuinely boring, rude or abrupt.

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Youre really not hot enough to get away

with being this boring

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Sometimes it shocks them into a better mood,

sometimes it fuels the flames.
Use when:

Youre obviously too strong for my advances,

goodbye sweet [Her name]

You cant be bothered trying for her number

anymore. Girls will either respond well and
say haha wait!, or will just say ok bye. Dont
forget,no risk,no return!

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I dont feel like putting in effort to play this

game so I probably dont.

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Use when:
You ask for her number, and she says you need to
do more to earn it, as if shes gods gift. Example:

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Her:Theres the first three digits of my number.

Tell me why I should give you more
You:I dont feel like putting in effort to play this
game so I probably dont.
You:But you should just do it anyways

POWER MESSAGE One sentence that can be your

go-to message in two different scenarios:
Use it as a recovery message to revive old
conversations that have gone stale it has an
exceptional response rate that is always positive.
Or you can also use it as an opener it slices
through tension and breaks the ice in a way thats
witty, poetic and humorous. Conversation has a
very smooth and open flow after this is used. It is
perfectly suited for times when you match with a
girl but neither of you comment for a few days.

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Were both obviously playing hard to get, so

how about we agree to put our egos aside
in the name of lust and skip to the part
where we flirt outrageously with each other

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*Note:if shes being genuinely flirty (not conceited

as above)when she says you need to earn it, then
this line will backfire. In that case ignore this line
and play along.

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RECOVERY AND NEGATIVITY

DATING APP CHEAT

Use when:
The conversation stops. Sounds weak, but often
its all you need to get back to the top of a girls
messages and get her attention again.

Please respond

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If a girl is messaging other guys and matching with

more, then if your conversation stops you will be
pushed down to the bottom of her messages.

Cant drag me in with a body like that then

leave me hanging, thats cruel

If you recover the conversation, you can use this

as a follow up. Example:

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You:Please respond
Her:haha sorry here I am!
You:Cant drag me in with a body like that then
leave me hanging, thats cruel

Damn, I better stop knitting our matching

sweaters then

Use this to play off any of her negative responses.

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Use when:
A girl is being dull, boring, difficult or negative
which is the most unfavorable mood for getting
her number.

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[Her name] you can be such an Eeyore

Sometimes you gotta be like Pooh and
show some optimism, or like Tigger and be
reckless with excitement

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This subtly powerful message quickly addresses

any negativity that a girl is showing in a way
thats authoritative yet playful. If you notice
any girl showing such signs, send this message
immediately and it will keep the conversation
heading in the right direction.

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If you couldnt tell, its a reference to the childrens

series Winnie the Pooh. Girls love talking about
nostalgic memories so this also creates more
conversation.

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Use when:
Shes giving you little tests or playing games with
you, such as:

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[Her name], weve lived, weve laughed, we

loved But it seems like you want that to
end. So I shall oblige, my sweet

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Her:Youll have to do better than that to get my

number
You:[Her name], weve lived, weve laughed, we
loved But it seems like you want that to end. So
I shall oblige, my sweet hot cross bun [or other
ridiculous pet name avocado, teddy bear etc.]

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RECOVERY AND NEGATIVITY

DATING APP CHEAT

You:Whats my tinderella up to
Her:not much
You:That was quite the awe inspiring response, Im
completely intrigued please tell me more
Her:Haha as I sent that I thought wow that was
terrible but I just saw it from last night and Im at
work
Her:Im actually much more intriguing lol

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That was quite the awe inspiring response,

Im completely intrigued please tell me
more

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Use when:
They dont reply for a few days you can send
them something hilarious and ridiculous like this
to restart the conversation.

Cant drag me in with a body like that then

leave me hanging, thats cruel

If you recover the conversation, you can use this

as a follow up. Example:

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Look here you beautiful broad I taped my

phone to my face like four days ago and
have been sitting in my parking lot where
the reception is strongest waiting for you to
message me back ever since, why are you
playing games with my heart

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You:Please respond
Her:haha sorry here I am!
You:Cant drag me in with a body like that then
leave me hanging, thats cruel
Use when:
She sends you a late response. Its a compliment
and taunt in one (akaneg).

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I see that your good fashion sense also

converts well into fashionably late replies.

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Example:
Her:(late response).Im in the city this weekend.
We should meet up :) Where are you?
You:I see that your good fashion sense also
converts well into fashionably late replies.
You:Im out of town until Monday. When are you
free next week?

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Get in touch!

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Marcus
marcus@tinderseduction.com

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