ENGAGED !

When I tried to reach her via the rusty and corroded village
phone; I simply couldnt savor the chance to talk to her; as it was
incessantly engaged,
When I tried to reach her via road; I simply couldnt salvage the
pleasure of witnessing the mesmerizing contours of her face; as
the road was bustling with boisterous traffic; the road was
disdainfully engaged,
When I tried to reach her via email; the usually high speed and
overwhelmingly reliable internet server; was disastrously
engaged,
When I tried to reach her via mental telepathy; I found my mind
intransigently busy in pondering on something inconsequential;
infact found my mind irrevocably engaged,
When I tried to reach her via local mail; I found myself
confronted by an unimaginably onerous dilemma; as the entire
postal authority was voraciously busy in delivering war
messages and engaged,
When I tried to reach her via lightening fast air courier; the
robotic jet carrying my indispensably precious message; crashed
with a soft thud into the Atlantic; and all communication went
morbidly engaged,
When I tried to reach her via satellite television; the white
current of electricity brusquely snapped off; and the images got
disdainfully engaged,
When I tried to reach her via the tenaciously thunderous
loudspeaker; a family of mice ate the deliciously spongy wires;
and the waves that now emanated were hoarsely engaged,
When I tried to reach her via the harmoniously flowing river; the
waters suddenly brewed with a tumultuously fierce storm; were
murderously engaged,

When I tried to reach her via exorbitantly paid fast taxi; the
sleazy ticket counter was prolifically thronging with pedestrians;
was miserably engaged,
When I tried to reach her via conventional fax; the usually
synchronized and thoroughly ingenious machine; now blurted
the tunes of insipidly engaged,
When I tried to reach her via the electric paced bicycle; the
traffic signal abruptly metamorphosed to horrendously red; went
pathetically and uncertainly engaged,
When I tried to reach her via the nation wide radio; an
immediate emergency got declared in all quarters of the state;
the line conked out and eventually went mercilessly engaged,
When I tried to reach her via an ambulance perched on its
relentlessly nictitating rooftop; a spuriously bandaged victim
stopped its expedition midway; and it was rendered compulsively
engaged,
When I tried to reach her via my sophisticated little mobile
instrument; ready to pay even astronomical sums of money to
establish rapport with her passionately divine presence; the line
sounded a mockingly engaged,
When I tried to reach her via the stridently blaring whistle;
signaling her surreptitiously to come out in brilliant sunshine;
there spewed a sandstorm in the placid atmosphere; drowning
my voice in entirety; leaving it momentarily engaged,
When I tried to reach her via the contemporarily gleaming lift; I
embarrassingly floundered in my attempts; as the contraption
was deplorably stuck between two floors; was for the time being
stubbornly engaged,
When I tried to reach her via the celestial heavens; I simply
wasnt able to appease the Creator to help me in my cause; as
his Omnipresent presence was busy chalking policies for the
sustenance of this mighty Universe; was a trifle engaged,
And my string of bad luck didnt end here itself; when I finally
did manage to reach her enchanting doorstep; I found much to

my utter dismay; that she had already chosen the man of her
dreams; was already engaged .