FADE IN:

BEHIND THE STAGE

Hilary, Obama, Sanders, Trump, Pence are back stage. The
should be viewed as in the middle of the stage, behind the
pillars on either side.
BARACK OBAMA
Well Donald, ready for the Michigan
debate? I really hope you prepared
something other than your plans to build a
wall. Perhaps, taking a stand for equal
pay for woman or improving the educational
system, like Hilary?
DONALD TRUMP
Barack, as everyone knows, I was born
ready and not in Kenya. And the wall will
be huge, believe me. Well make America
great again, once the bad hombres are
shipped back to Mexico. And I dont need
advice, cause the country is not going to
vote for a woman over this powerful, big
handed man.
HILARY CLINTON
Were just trying to help you out there,
Donald. I would email you some campaigning
tips, but youve already done enough to
discredit yourself.
DONALD TRUMP
Well, Hilary, would you use your
government issued email? Wont want to
forget to delete them.
MIKE PENCE
As the whole country knows, you wouldnt.
Mike and Donald high five.
DONALD TRUMP
Youre a nasty woman, Hilary. You should
be in prison. I could care less about a
womans opinion, but you shouldnt be
worried about me, Im going to grab this
2016 presidential election, by the pussy.

The group freezes. A man dressed in a lab coat, takes the

right side of the stage, on the phone.
MIGUEL DEL TORAL
Hello, MSNBC. My name is Miguel Del Toral
and I work for the Environmental
Protection Agency. Ive just come acrossed
information regarding Flints water
supple. It contains high levels of
In front of the frozen, group, Steve Kornacki, and MSNBC
news reporter, stand to give news broadcast.
STEVE KORNACKI
Hello, Im Steve Kornacki with your
breaking news. Michigan governor, Rick
Snyder, has just come out to say that the
city of Flint is experiencing a water
crisis. In 2014, Flint switched water
providers from the Detroit Water and
Sewerage Department to Karegnondi Water
Authority, in hopes to save money. Flint
had to wait for KWA to be operational,
forcing the city to rely on the temporary
source of the Flint River. Which is when
disaster struck. Reportedly, Flints water
supply contains a deathly amount of lead,
that the government refused to
acknowledge. Today, the presidential
candidates are touring Michigan and
hopefully will provide a plan for Flints
recovery.
Steve exits the stage, while Hilary and Donald react to the
news.
HILARY CLINTON
Oh, how awful. All those woman and
children suffering. Barack, well have to
declare a federal state of emergency,
immediately. (Whispered To Barack) This
will get me quite a few more votes.

DONALD TRUMP
Eh. How unfortunate.
Gov. Snyder takes the stage, he will pose as the debates
moderator.
GOV. RICK SNYDER
(There are occasional booing) Thank you
all for coming out and supporting the 2016
Presidential Election Debate, this
afternoon. Im Rick Snyder, and I will be
the moderator for the debate. Id like to
welcome the presidential candidates,
Secretary Hilary Clinton and Republican
nominee Donald Trump.
(Applause. Hilary and Trump enter from the opposite
side of the stage, come to the center where they go
to shake hands, where Trump sikes out Hilary.)
So, well start off today with a few
questions from the audience.
JANE
Uh, hi. My name is Jane and I have a
question for Donald Trump. So, theres
been quite a bit of controversy regarding
your respect towards womanDONALD TRUMP
Pass.
JANE
Uh-okay Well, I was hoping you could
elaborate on the accusations of sexual
assault from multiple woman.
DONALD TRUMP
False. Theyre false. All false. I respect
woman bigly. Those women were paid by the
Clinton administration to turn voters
against me. An extremely creditable source
informed me that the allegations are

completely untrue. So, next.(Random

applause into long silence)
ADAM
(Clear throat) Uh, my names Adam, and my
question is for Hilary Clinton.
DONALD TRUMP
Oh, good.
ADAM
Hilary, its no secret that youre being
investigated by the FBI. Can you justify
that there wasnt any government related
knowledge sent from your email and that
you didnt use your government issued
email for personal usage?
HILARY CLINTON
Well, Adam. I appreciate you asking that
question-but Im going to pull a Trump
card and say pass. (Random applause)
GOV. RICK SNYDER
Thank you for all your questions, but
well be moving into the open discussion
portion of the debate. Recently, I
released information on the Flint Water
Crisis, and I would like to hear how both
of you intend to assist me in fixing this
problem. Mr. Trump, what are the actions
youll take as president to ensure Flints
water and health recovery?
DONALD TRUMP
First, Id like to say that the people of
Flint are very nice people, very nice-very
nice and a very welcoming community. But,
the Flint water crisis is a scam to get
our governments money. If its really
real, wheres the proof? But, if it were
happening, theres a number of
possibilities; sprinkle a little dawn and
bleach into the river, or bring children

over from China to replace the pipes,

well make China pay for it, of course, or
let father nature take his course.
GOV. RICK SNYDER
Thank you, Mr. Trump. Secretary Clinton?
HILARY CLINTON
Donald, that is the most absurd thing Ive
heard in my entire life.
DONALD TRUMP
Wrong. (Pause) The most absurd thing
youve ever heard is that youre going to
be president.
HILARY CLINTON
Thank you, Donald. Anyway, its a shame
that Flint was neglected in a time of
serious need. The monitoring officials of
the Flint River issued a boil water
advisory, multiple times when they found
the presence of fecal coliform bacterium
in the water, but they decided to just
flush the pipes and add more chlorine to
the water. If this would have been brought
to my attention, I would never have let it
get this far. I couldnt help but think of
my grandchildren, when I heard that many
children are suffering from lead
poisoning. A scam? Its very much real.
And if you vote for me, not only will I
rub it in Donalds face, but I promise to
negotiate agreements with other water
suppliers to find a temporary solution
before KWA is available and accommodate
for housing and schooling for those
affected by Flints water. Remember, we
are stronger together. (Loud applause)
GOV. RICK SNYDER
Thank you, Secretary Clinton. That
concludes the debate. Everyone, please
remember to vote. (Whisper) Im with her.