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HEISENBERGS SALON

SUSAN LEWIS

BLAZEVOX[BOOKS]
Buffalo, New York

Heisenbergs Salon
by Susan Lewis
Copyright 2017
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Cover Artwork: Michael Janis; photo: Pete Duvall
First Edition
ISBN: 978-1-60964-269-3
Library of Congress Control Number: 2016954406
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Reckoning
Once again his dinner escaped its plate, stranding him at the table,
as diminished as he was exposed. It wasnt long before his fiance
rejected the fundamental implications of his DNA. He might have
forgotten this new insult to his emotional infrastructure if the dog
hadnt gone ahead & left him in favor of a perfect stranger with
no sign of interest in non-conversational mammals. You shouldnt
have assimilated his backstory, said his former sister from the safety of
her adoptive frame of reference. It depends what is meant by should, he
wanted to say. But if he couldnt swallow his own intentions, who
would? Unable to bear the prospect of another botched attempt at
consummation, he tied a scarf over his most intimate details,
grabbed something versatile, & began the hunt for someone who
might hold him accountable.

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Friendship
Stop rushing me, he said, nervously twisting his wrists into thickets,
which grew in the way of meaningful progress. So she set out to
streamline their puzzle with a tool not intended for use on the
living. You think this will make it easier to choose? he groaned,
launching a probe as dull as his despair. Would that you could, she
said, watching him flay his hesitation from its hotbed of affection.
At some point, he wailed, good intentions wont cut it anymore! Not when
the pros & cons have swallowed everything. Youre right, she said, tipping
her reservoir of hope into his well of nostalgia. But Im sure youll
land a beauty, she added, commencing to swallow his sharpest
objections.

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Indeterminacy
It was time for something, although she could not for the life of
her imagine what. So she assumed her post on the stoop & waited
for the future to declare itself. A tattered bird of dubious
provenance landed on the bannister & inspected her with his
ancient gaze. She exhaled with emphasis, but otherwise managed
to keep her preconceptions to herself. The old fellow cocked his
head & screeched. Terrific, she said. How am I supposed to know if
youre the one Im waiting for? Terrific, he squawked. How am I supposed
to know if youre the one Im waiting for? I get it, she said, bravely
extending her arm. I get it, he echoed, latching on with admirable
decision. It was the last conversation they ever had.

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Disillusionment
That morning she packed a picnic without knowing what could
happen next. She ended up under an improbably fine oak: old, but
not ancient; gnarled, but not contorted. She was beginning to
wonder how long she should wait when a unicorn showed up with
an undeniable air of stealth. I hadnt realized, she said, gesturing
apologetically towards the basket of bread & cheese & other
artifacts of her infelicitous preparation. Dont worry about it, he said
in a voice which shriveled all hope. After all, who had ever seen a
unicorn & lived to tell the tale? She took one final sip of wine,
which, sadly, fell short of the sommeliers rhapsodic description.
But then, she thought, what didnt? Try as she might to come up
with a single inviolate article of faith, all she could think of was the
tender vigor of the weeds poised to cradle her encounter with the
impossible radiance heading for her equivocal heart.

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Although She Preferred


to be ridden bare-back, he was nostalgic for their first saddle. She
struggled not to buck, although its chafe on her latest shape
flecked her temper with pebbles of edge. By this time, flight was
all-but impossible. No doubt he was less than proud of his own
attenuation, like the thinning of his magnificent tail, which had
once draped their privacy so lavishly. A pall of sorrow shadowed
their path, including the synchronized dive they hoped to master
with only their shared straw & his mouthful of beating hearts.
There was nothing for it but to hold her breath & recall the first
time she had softened to the heat of his attention through the firm
but supple, virgin leather.

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After So Many Years,


it was time for a change. She took the initiative, offering him a
nibble of her ear in exchange for one of his. After a brief healing
period, he offered her a nascent armadillo. She fashioned chairs
from naked dancers, as beautiful as they were disciplined. He
wrote a book on liquid pages. Although the lovers boredom had,
by this time, vanished, they persevered. She installed plaster casts
of his damage in the stodgiest of neighborhoods. Most popular
was his notched ear. He taught her how to use ingredients dreamt
in an invented language. She fed him the idea of armadillo from
the hollow of the gentlest dancers back. He engineered a silken
tunnel through the thorniest of doubts to the wellspring of desire.
Eventually she enticed him with daunting rewards & irresistible
punishments to bypass their ponderous heritage & storm the edge
of repetition in order to launch the living map of their evolving
courage.

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One Day the Girl


gave up eyeing the woods beyond her deck to step off. With this
change in perspective came a broader view of her own existence.
The sheer expanse of her new horizon dwarfed the kinesis of all
that had once oppressed her. Surrounded by the obscure chatter
of creatures avian & entomological, she became increasingly
remote from her species & its previously pressing concerns. In
time, her leafy carpet morphed from a cool green mosaic to a
tapestry of flame. Her winged neighbors fluttered off. The
monotony of such radical serenity was draining her vitality. But try
as she might, she could no more penetrate the shimmering
fundament of her new reality than she could have once imagined
living in this state of beauteous & desolate calm until the first
hard frost brought the leaves to the rocks below, & with them, her
infelicitous bulk.

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Cognizant
of his own inconsequence, he was surprised to find himself
showered with inexplicable rewards. For instance, the kiss of a
nubile runner, dropped one morning on his unremarkable lips. Or
the anonymous donut waiting for him, days later, on his desk.
Soon, the gifts became more personal: a dreaded task retracted; a
complementary clam pizza at his door. When an improbably
lovely waitress proposed a post-shift nightcap, he knew something
odd was afoot. The next day, in his favorite magazine: an essay he
had penned, but not submitted. Soon the supervisor most fond of
exploiting his aversion to conflict disappeared altogether, & he
experienced a deep unease. If only my wishes would not come
true, he thought suspecting, somehow, that this one would not.
Apparently, there was nothing for it but to shoulder the burden of
this unwarranted attention & manage the consequences as best he
could. Over time, the memory of his former anonymity became
elusive as a phantom, a dream state, or his vanished childhood
a life he knew hed lived, but could no longer corroborate, let
alone desire.

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She Hated
feeling left out while her body carried on so busily. So she trained
herself to register the presumptively imperceptible. She began with
something easy: ovulation. Moving on to the blooming of her ova,
the journey along those stethoscopic tubes. To the exchange of
oxygen in her alveoli. To the hiccups of her thymus, pumping
hormones. But what she most wanted to experience were the
moments of loss. The border between pain & relief. The transition
from waking to sleep from any consciousness to its absence.
She practiced with naps, plus assailing her skin with edges,
carefully attending the apparently seamless process of restoration.
She slammed her hands in car doors until the shock was dulled by
repetition. This stage of her study was tantalizing. There was the
problem of accountability. The problem of retrieval. The
impossibility of the task, which, eventually, ceased to matter.
When they found her battered body, it wore an unambiguous
smile.

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The Complexity
of most things overwhelmed him. No matter where he looked,
distinction swamped similarity. Where others saw crowds, he saw
one-offs, amassed. His idiosyncrasy made communication a trial.
He could no more comprehend the broad-brush assumptions
behind simple expressions than he could make his codifications of
uniqueness comprehensible to anyone else. He could conceive of
no two entities encompassed by a single noun, no two acts
captured by a common verb. No more able to achieve accuracy
than to eschew it, he could neither listen nor speak, read nor write.
Unfortunately, renouncing the society of other humans did little
to alleviate the intolerable crush of inescapable details, so he set
about removing the flow of information at its source. Each sense
he eliminated left the others working harder. Nonetheless, he
persevered, until finally the outside world was silenced. Only then
was he defeated by the avalanche of data coming from his no-lessconvoluted interior.

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A Sense of Community
The changes were too subtle to alarm. Windows went dark.
Neighbors spoke less. Sentences shortened. Digressions dropped
off, like branches from a dying tree. At first, she welcomed these
developments: less time wasted on idle chatter. One day she
realized she knew nothing new about anyone. Soon she noticed
how little need there was for names. She began forgetting the ones
she knew: the long-legged widow in the tall house next door, the
young bookseller with the Adams apple bobbing like a stone in
his throat. There was an unseasonable proliferation of hats &
scarves. Before long, every face was covered. Then the features
began to blur. There was almost no way to distinguish one person
from the next, & less reason to try.

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Deus Ex Machina
She was given a second chance. A brand-new responsibility,
weighing on her & no one else. Whats more, she had only to
make the right choices, & everyone on the planet would get
another chance as well. The burden was hers, deposited in her lap
like an orphan on a doorstep. Only moments before, she had been
dreaming something vaguely sexual. Now she struggled to fathom
the implications of this terrifying privilege. Passing over her
childhood decisions as insufficiently autonomous & causally
speculative, she reconsidered her choice of spouse; her career
path; her approach to child-rearing; her underwhelming
involvement in the social issues of the day. What she found was a
case for total overhaul. But if she didnt marry her current
husband, who would her children be? & how would she know
how to better raise those hypothetical strangers? His sleep
disrupted by his wifes agitation, her flawed but compatible spouse
mumbled something indecipherable. Of course, she thought,
snuggling up to his pleasantly odorous chest. Its a trick question! So
she closed her eyes & waited for god to tire of his joke & leave her
alone.

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