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SEYMOUR & AUDREY AUDITION

SEYMOUR: Audrey, you shouldnt waste one more minute worrying about that creep.
Theres alotta guys would give anything to go out with you. Nice guys.

AUDREY: I dont deserve a nice guy Seymour.

SEYMOUR: Thats not true.

AUDREY: (getting emotional) You dont know the half of it. Ive led a terrible life.

SEYMOUR: Audrey, dont

AUDREY: I deserved a creep like Orin Scrivello. You know where I met him? In the
gutter.

SEYMOUR: The gutter?

AUDREY: The gutter. Its a nightspot. I worked there on my nights off when we werent
making much money. Id put on cheap and tasteless outfits. Not nice ones like this. Low
and nasty apparel and Id

SEYMOUR: Audrey thats all behind you now. You dont have anything to be ashamed
of. Youre a very nice person and I always knew you were. Underneath the bruises and
handcuffs, you know what I saw? A girl I respected. I still do.

AUDITION SONG SUDDENLY SEYMOUR


SEYMOUR AUDREY
Lift up your head Nobody ever treated me kindly
Wash off your mascara Daddy left early, mama was poor
Here, take my Kleenex Id meet a man and Id follow him blindly
Wipe that lipstick away Hed snap his fingers, me Id say sure
Show me your face, clean as the mornin'
I know things were bad, but now they're okay

Suddenly Seymour is standin' beside you Suddenly Seymour, is standing beside me


You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend He dont give me orders, he dont condescend
Suddenly Seymour is here to provide you Suddenly Seymour is here to provide me
Sweet understanding Sweet understanding
Seymour's your friend Seymours my friend
ORIN (THE DENTIST) AUDITION
ORIN: Ooh, youre mouth is a mess kid! Youve got cavities, youve got plaque, youre
impacted, youre abscessed!

SEYMOUR: I am?

ORIN: You need a complete oral examination. Well start with that wisdom tooth!

SEYMOUR: Nooo!

ORIN: Well just rip the little bugger outta there. What do you say??

SEYMOUR: I gotta go!

ORIN: Theres always time for dental hygiene Seymour! Have you ever seen the results
of a neglected mouth?! Lets get started.

SEYMOUR: Wait arent you gonna give me Novocain?

ORIN: What for?? Dulls the senses!

SEYMOUR: But itll hurt!

ORIN: Only til you pass out!! (he goes to get the drill)

SEYMOUR: Whats that?!

ORIN: Thats the drill Seymour!

SEYMOUR: Its rusty!

ORIN: Its an antique, they dont make instruments like this anymore! Sturdy, heavy,
dull. This is gonna be a pleasure! Im gonna want some gas for this one!

AUDITION SONG DENTIST!


When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did You'll be a dentist
Like shootin puppies with a BB gun You have a talent for causin' things pain
Id poison guppies, and when I was done Son, be a dentist
Id find a pussycat and bash in its head People will pay you to be inhumane
Thats when my mama said Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
She said my boy I think someday And teaching would suit you still less
Youll find a way Son, be a dentist
To make your natural tendencies pay You'll be a success
MR MUSHNIK AUDITION

MUSHNIK: So, she finally decides to come to work!

AUDREY: Good Morning Mr Mushnik.

MUSHNIK: What morning? Its2 oclock in the afternoon! Not that we had a customer.
Who has customers when you run a flower shop on skid row.

AUDREY: Im sorry.

MUSHNIK: (noticing her black eye) Audrey, whered you get that shiner?

AUDREY: Shiner?

MUSHNIK: Audrey that greasy boyfriend of yours hes been beating you up again?
(she doesnt answer) Look I know its none of my business, but Im beginning to think
hes maybe not such a nice boy.

AUDITION SONG MUSHNIK AND SON


How would you like to be my son?
How would you like to be my own adopted boy?
(I never liked him much before,
But count the cash that's in the drawer
I've got no choice - I'm much too poor -)
Say yes, Seymour I want to
Be your dad

I'll gladly treat you


Like my blood and my own flesh
Like Honey Fitz and take your pick
Don't make me sick just be my son

Muchnik and Son sounds great


Three words with the ring of fate
So say you'll incorporate with me
A florist's dream come true
Mushnik and his boychik, you-
What business we'll do for F.T.D.
AUDREY II (PLANT) AUDITION

PLANT: Feed me!

SEYMOUR: I beg your pardon?

PLANT: Feed me!

SEYMOUR: You talked! You opened up yourtrap, your thing, and said

PLANT: Feed me Krelborn. Feed me now!

SEYMOUR: I cant!

PLANT: Im starving.

SEYMOUR: Oh boy, maybe I can squeeze a little out of this one

PLANT: I need some food! Must be blood, Must be fresh!

AUDITION SONG FEED ME


Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
That's right, boy
You can do it
Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong

Would you like a Cadillac car?


Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You gonna git it.
Would you like to be a big wheel,
Dinin' out for every meal?
I'm the plant that can make it all real
You gonna git it

I'm your genie, I'm your friend


I'm your willing slave
Take a chance, just feed me and
You know the kinda eats,
The kinda red hot treats
The kinda sticky licky sweets
I crave
CHIFFON, CRYSTAL, RONNETTE AUDITION

AUDITION SONG LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS


Little shop, little shoppa horrors.
Little shop, little shoppa terror.
Call a cop. Little shoppa horrors.
No, oh, oh, no-oh!

Little shop, little shoppa horrors.


Bop sh'bop, little shoppa terror.
Watch 'em drop! Little shoppa horrors.
No, oh, oh, no-oh!

Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing


to be happening!
Shang-a-lang, feel the sturm
and drang in the air.

Sha-la-la, stop right where you are.


Don't you move a thing.
You better (tellin' you, you better)
Tell your mama somethin's gonna
get her
She better (ev'rybody better)
Beware!

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