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MAT WARS: THE VINCE MCMAHON STORY
FADE IN:
EXT. SMALL HOUSE, RESIDENTIAL STREET - EVENING
The paint peels. The lawn grows tall. A shabby joint. The
bombastic VOICE of an adult VINCE MCMAHON echoes.
VINCE (V.O.)
I try not to think about my Mom too
much, but when I do, I'm reminded of
the first 12 years of my life, in a
small North Carolina town called
Havelock. If you say that five times
fast, it will sound like "Have luck."
But trust me, we had none.
INT. VINCE'S BEDROOM - EVENING
A 10-year old, extremely skinny VINCE MCMAHON, vaguely
resembling a more modern version of Alfalfa from "The Little
Rascals," lies on his bed and flips through a comic book -
The Mighty Thor, the super hero with huge muscles and long
blonde hair.
As Vince reads Thor, mythic THUNDER crashes in his mind.
VINCE (V.O.)
Some childhoods are fairy tales.
Mine was a fairy tale too, written
by the Marquis de Sade on crank.
FOOTSTEPS come up the creaky stairs. Vince hides the comic.
VINCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Mom was working on her fifth marriage
in nine years, which meant I was on
my fourth stepfather. Chuck's weapon
du jour was holstered around his
waist -
INT. VINCE'S BEDROOM - THREE YEARS EARLIER
CHUCK, a wiry stepfather, beats Vince's rear with a BELT.
VINCE (V.O.)
Steve preferred footwear -
INT. VINCE'S BEDROOM - TWO YEARS EARLIER
STEVE, a fat stepfather, beats Vince's palms with a SHOE.
VINCE (V.O.)
Tony liked heels too but favored a
more traditional approach -
2.
WAITRESS
Hey, the cook just recognized one of
you guys. Says you're a pro wrestler.
(smiles cluelessly)
I gotta ask - is that stuff fake?
In unison, Vince, Mr. McMahon, Arty, and Killer turn and
look at her angrily. Killer flashes his incisors.
FREEZE FRAME ON THEM
VINCE (V.O.)
And that about sums up life in
wrestling in 1965: it was tougher
than hell but it got about as much
respect as the roller derby.
RESUME ACTION. Vince yells at the Waitress.
VINCE (CONT'D)
You ever see a wrestler get his balls
kicked so hard they become part of
his ass?!! Or howabout when the
bones snap -
Mr. McMahon grabs Vince's shoulder reprimandingly.
MR. MCMAHON
That's enough, Vinnie. You can't
fight the whole world!
VINCE
But, wrestling's not 'fake!' It's
just staged!
KILLER
Kayfabe!!!!!
Vince stops in his tracks, nods, and sits back down.
VINCE (V.O.)
"Kay-fabe" was from the secret
language of carny. It meant a lot
of things. "Don't give away our
secrets," mainly, and in this case,
it meant "Shut the fuck up now." All
the Old Schoolers believed that the
business was finished if the truth
ever got out.
INT. BACKSTAGE AT ANOTHER NIGHT OF MATCHES - EVENING
Killer Kowalski sits with a group of YOUNG WRESTLERS.
KILLER
Youse dinna tell your wife that
wrestling is staged.
(MORE)
9.
KILLER (CONT'D)
Youse dinna tell your kids, or I
kill youse myself. Den I kill wife
and den kids. But first kids watch
me kill wife.
The Young Wrestlers all nod, nervously.
VINCE (V.O.)
As much as I respected what wrestlers
did, I always thought they were a
little fanatical about the Golden
Rule. It was really all about ego...
CUT TO:
A LONG PAN past the faces of 10 scary WRESTLERS staring at
the camera, growling and looking their toughest.
VINCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
These guys hated being called fakes
more than anything. They considered
themselves warriors and superior
athletes. So did I - over the years,
I had seen way too many matches to
think otherwise -
CUT TO:
QUICK SHOTS of Vince and Mr. McMahon at various cities and
arenas - they drive through Boston; they walk towards the
NEW HAVEN HOCKEY ARENA; they sit in a HIGH SCHOOL GYMNASIUM
as a wrestling ring gets set up.
VINCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Perhaps the most important thing
we'd do every week was shoot a live
television broadcast on Long Island.
INT. THE LONG ISLAND SPORTS CENTER - A BIT LATER
The place only seats about 500 FANS in bleachers.
VINCE (V.O.)
As important as it was to our
business, the production quality was
one notch above Public Access. But
back then, that's all we needed.
Mr. McMahon and Vince stand behind the TELEVISION CAMERAMAN
and watch the broadcast on a huge monitor, where two WRESTLERS
grapple.
The broadcast is in black and white, shot with one camera
and one angle, with little camera movement.
10.
VINCE (V.O.)
- and the greatest matches.
IN THE RING, a nebbishy RING ANNOUNCER makes the intros.
RING ANNOUNCER
The challenger, from Hollywood,
California, weighing in at 250 pounds
of unparalleled physical perfection,
this is Gorgeous George! He is
accompanied by his valet Precious!
The Crowd resounds with BOOS as GORGEOUS GEORGE, a flamboyant
man in a pink satin robe and with a bleached blond pompadour,
prances into the ring.
His beautiful female valet, PRECIOUS, wields a huge CAN OF
PERFUME, which she sprays everywhere Gorgeous George walks,
"sanitizing" the ring for him.
RING ANNOUNCER (CONT'D)
And now the WWWF World Heavyweight
Champion -
The Crowd goes absolutely bananas.
RING ANNOUNCER (CONT'D)
- from Rome, Italy, at 260 pounds -
VINCE (V.O.)
The WWWF World Champion was barely
even seen on television in those
days. He didn't have to be, not
when his name was -
RING ANNOUNCER
- Bruno Sammartino!
Into the ring steps BRUNO SAMMARTINO, 25 and a very fit
Italian man. He wears no ring robe or fancy gimmicks, only
his black wrestling shorts and boots.
VINCE (V.O.)
You didn't need to put Bruno
Sammartino on TV - every wrestling
fan already knew what he looked like.
He had been champion for four years
straight, playing to sell-out crowds
everywhere he went.
Vince leans over to his father.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Dad, when's Bruno gonna lose the
title again?
MR. MCMAHON
You already know the answer.
12.
VINCE
It'd just spice things up a bit.
Let a few hot peppers get past this
Italian Sammartino dressing here
once in awhile.
MR. MCMAHON
You don't touch a salad this perfect.
I've never seen a Champ this popular
in all my days. None of the older
Champs, not Lou Thesz, not Verne
Gagne, not even Frank frigging Gotch
drew like Bruno does. The Champ
should always be somebody the fans
can relate to. Spice is great in a
Challenger, not a Champ. Look around
you -
(points to the Crowd)
- half the crowd are Italian
immigrants. Bruno's one of them.
We give the people what they want.
Bruno's also a great role model for
the kids. When the parents complain
about the violence in wrestling, we
can always point to our champ.
INT. BACKSTAGE AT THE MATCHES - ANOTHER NIGHT
A shirtless Bruno poses for a photo with two young KIDS. He
hoists them up on each shoulder.
KID
(re: Bruno's biceps)
Bruno, how do I get the bulge?
Bruno puts the Kids down and kneels to their eye-level.
BRUNO
50 push-ups a day, and 50 sit-ups.
Eat that healthy steak your Mom makes
and stay off the junk - no Twinkies.
Remember, kids, when you've got a
clean mind and body, none of the
forces of evil can stop you.
VINCE (V.O.)
I liked Bruno, but he took himself
so seriously, like St. Francis in
wrestling tights. I preferred the
guys with a little more flash, like
the one and the only Doctor Jerry -
INT. ANOTHER DAY AT THE TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - DAY
DOCTOR JERRY looks like a flamboyant Hell's Angel: muscle-
bound, covered with tattoos, wild blonde hair, and a blood-
red fedora. He shoots an INTERVIEW promoting his next match.
13.
DOCTOR JERRY
Check out this physique, witness
this charming smile, and dig this
personal style! Whoa, Daddy!!
Vince watches the interview from the sidelines.
VINCE (V.O.)
After the matches, Doctor Jerry liked
to do two things - drink like a fish
and tool his wheels around town.
Since he couldn't do both at once -
EXT. THE STREETS - EVENING
Vince drives a long CADILLAC CONVERTIBLE. Its blood-red
color matches Doctor Jerry's fedora. Doctor Jerry sprawls
in the passengers seat, slugging JACK DANIELS.
VINCE
So how'd it work out with that babe
last night?
DOCTOR JERRY
She was buns high and kneeling, I
was a'wheeling and a'dealing!
They laugh. Up ahead, an attractive WOMAN and her BOYFRIEND
walk together.
DOCTOR JERRY (CONT'D)
Hit the brakes, Vinnie.
Vince skids to the curb. Doctor Jerry gets out. He walks
over to the Woman and starts talking. The Boyfriend protests.
Doctor Jerry cocks his fist back at the Boyfriend, who takes
off running. The Woman actually smiles at Doctor Jerry now.
He kisses her hand.
Vince watches Doctor Jerry in awe.
VINCE (V.O.)
Doctor Jerry was a man who said and
did whatever he pleased. A man with
attitude. He was Larger Than Life.
EXT. HOTEL PARKING LOT - LATE EVENING
Vince pulls the Cadillac Convertible up and parks.
DOCTOR JERRY
Thanks, Vinnie. Got a present for ya -
Doctor Jerry stumbles out of the car and pops open his trunk.
Vince follows him, excitedly.
14.
VINCE (CONT'D)
I've been training over the last few
months, lifting, practicing moves.
In a few years, when Bruno retires,
I'll be ready to take over: Vinnie
"Big Mac" McMahon, WWWF Champion.
Mr. McMahon's face drops. He presses his abdomen.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Arty, get me my Maalox and if you
hear SCREAMING behind these doors,
that's me beating this crazy notion
out of my son.
Arty scoots out of the room.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Look Dad, I know that you -
MR. MCMAHON
Now you listen up, "Doctor." May I
call you Doctor? There is no way in
hell you'll ever be a stumblebum
wrestler! I love 'em like my own
family. Well, some of 'em. But
that lifestyle's got no dignity.
VINCE
But there's dignity in being strong,
right, Dad? When you're bigger than
everyone else, nobody messes around
with you -
MR. MCMAHON
So that's what this is about, being
a big tough guy like Dr. Jerry?
Mr. McMahon sizes up Vince. His demeanor changes radically,
shifting to optimism.
MR. MCMAHON (CONT'D)
Okay, maybe you're right, Vinnie.
Maybe you do have a future as the
next WWWF Champ.
VINCE
Really?
MR. MCMAHON
Sure. Matter of fact, one of our
employees just started a wrestling
school in his house -
16.
MR. MCMAHON
Uh-huh, Chicago, Michigan, Ohio,
basically anything with a cornfield
within 100 miles.
VINCE
We've got the Northeast of course.
Chappy Jones's got most of the South,
Vlad Bismarck's got Texas - just
Texas?
MR. MCMAHON
Believe me, that's a big enough
territory. More wrestling fans there
than cattle.
VINCE (V.O.)
Wrestling in those days was controlled
by a small group of regional promoters
who had carved the U.S. up into
wrestling fiefdoms back in the '40s.
CUT TO:
THE MAP OF THE UNITED STATES: Animated LINES of different
colors slice up the map into the WRESTLING TERRITORIES.
VINCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Collectively, they called themselves
the Cauliflower Club and my dad was
a founding member.
CUT TO:
BLACK AND WHITE FOOTAGE of a young Mr. McMahon in his 20s
shaking hands with 12 other YOUNG MEN - some in suits, others
dressed more casually in cowboy hats and flannel shirts.
VINCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
A more perfect monopoly had never
been created. They had all sworn
never to invade each other's
territory, and they would all join
together to blackball any wrestler
that dared work for a promoter who
wasn't part of the Club. This is
how they kept absolute power over
the wrestling industry in the U.S.
INT. A FANCY CHICAGO HOTEL BOARD ROOM - A WHILE LATER
The group of 12 PROMOTERS, now much older, sit around a
Conference Table, drinking champagne. Vince sits next to
his Father.
AL LORD, a muscular man of 50, with a crew cut and cigar,
commands the head of the table.
20.
AL LORD
We're pleased as wet pussy to have
with us our usual guests, plus a few
new additions. As the host of this
year's Summit, let me welcome, from
Florida, the legendary Chappy Jones -
CHAPPY JONES, a large blonde man, smiles.
AL LORD (CONT'D)
- from Texas, Vlad Bismarck -
VLAD BISMARCK, a huge and gruff-looking German guy in a cowboy
hat, grunts a "Howdy."
AL LORD (CONT'D)
You all know Burt Stacks from the
Southern Wrestling Association -
BURT STACKS, smoking a cigarette and wearing a fedora, waves.
AL LORD (CONT'D)
From New Mexico - here for the first
time - we have the Rodriguez Brothers -
Alberto and Pepe. You'll remember
them from their tag team days.
ALBERTO and PEPE RODRIGUEZ, huge Mexican Twins with long
black hair, smile at the same time.
AL LORD (CONT'D)
I warn you, they're far tougher
negotiators than they were wrestlers.
I had one helluva time getting Mil
Mascaras released from his contract
with them.
"Oohs" and LAUGHS fill the room.
AL LORD (CONT'D)
Still don't speak a fucking word of
American though. To their left, of
course, from the Northeast, Vince
McMahon and his boy, Vinnie, who's
going to be joining us today. 18.
Jumping right into the deep end with
the water moccasins, eh kid?
They all laugh. Mr. McMahon also chuckles and pats Vince on
the back. Vince smiles nervously at the other Promoters.
INT. AN EMPTY ARENA - A FEW MONTHS LATER
The matches won't start for a few hours. Inside the ring,
Vince speaks to Doctor Jerry and CHIEF THUNDERBOLT, an
American Indian-themed wrestler in a full feather head dress.
21.
VINCE (V.O.)
My main job, day-to-day, was to block
out the night's matches with the
wrestlers. I was the best in the
company at it from my first day.
Vince hands Doctor Jerry a WRENCH.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Doctor Jerry will take the foreign
object from his boot and smack Chief
Thunderbolt over the head with it
when the Ref's back is turned. But
Jerry, when you go for the pin, the
Chief will still manage to roll you
up into a small package 1-2-3 combo.
DOCTOR JERRY
I can't job with my fucking bitch ex-
wife coming tonight, Vinnie. I saw
her buying a ticket this afternoon.
She'll sit there in the front row
and laugh at me.
CHIEF THUNDERBOLT
(Puerto Rican accent)
Hey, my whole family's gonna be there
tonight, esai.
DOCTOR JERRY
Your entire tribe of Oklahoma
Cherokees came up from San Juan?
CHIEF THUNDERBOLT
Fuck you and fuck you again. When
you got my color in this business,
you're either a Spanish warrior or
an Injun. The WWWF already had the
Puerto Rican Prince wrestling when I
got here, so -
DOCTOR JERRY
- Tonto it was.
Chief Thunderbolt steps aggressively towards Doctor Jerry,
who does the same.
Vince moves in-between them, still way smaller than the
talent, and nearly gets jostled to the ground. He holds the
two Wrestlers apart, just barely.
VINCE
Stop! Okay, the match will be a
squash. Double-disqualification
when the Chief pulls his own foreign
object. That way, both of you get
your licks in and save face, okay?!
22.
LINDA (CONT'D)
Thanks. Have a better one.
She heads inside. Vince follows her with his eyes.
INT. THE ARENA - A BIT LATER
Vince walks down through the stands of screaming fans to the
bottom of the arena. In the ring, a black wrestler named
BOBO BRAZIL battles a masked wrestler, THE MASKED MARAUDER.
Linda sits at ringside, cheering vigorously for the match.
As Vince planned, there's an empty seat next to her. Vince
takes a deep breath, walks over, and takes the seat.
VINCE
Who's winning?
LINDA
Bobo just got a nasty-ass suplex
done on him. I only paid for a ticket
in the Upper Decks. Hope you don't
get in trouble.
VINCE
I guess if I wasn't a top promoter,
I'd be hitting the bricks.
LINDA
So is this how promoters pick up the
chicks? You get us great seats?
VINCE
Nah.
LINDA
(chuckles)
Uh-huh. Let me guess then, you need
me to do some trig.
VINCE
Not actually, Miss -
LINDA
- Edwards.
VINCE
Miss Edwards, I was going to say...
I came down here because... well,
beautiful girls who are into wrestling
are like unicorns. I didn't think
they existed.
Linda blushes and smiles.
24.
LINDA
You grow up with five brothers like
I did and you're getting piledrived
by the time you're five. Makes it
kind of hard to go back to Barbies.
INT. THE SAME ARENA - LATER THAT EVENING
Vince and Linda walk through the Backstage Area.
LINDA
(star-struck)
There's Dick the Bruiser, Chief Jay
Strongbow, and the Masked Marauder -
The Masked Marauder stands by a gym locker. He closes it,
revealing that he's naked other than his mask.
Linda begins laughing hysterically. Vince covers her mouth.
VINCE
Never takes it off. Can you stop?
Linda shakes her head "no." Vince leads her out into the
main arena floor, where they both laugh aloud.
Nearby, a local NEWS CREW shoots a broadcast. Vince loses
his laughter quickly. INTERCUT between Vince/Linda and the
News Reporter, whose tone is very condescending.
NEWS REPORTER
It's been said that for those who
love this quasi-sport, it needs no
explanation. But for those who hate
it, no explanation would ever be
good enough. The whole enterprise
beggars the question "Is it fake?"
VINCE
(whispers to Linda)
That's the only thing these news
reports ever focus on. Now watch
how he pronounces "wrestling."
The chuckling News Reporter interviews a DRUNK GUY.
NEWS REPORTER
You say you like wrasslin' for the
blood that gets spilled?
DRUNK GUY
Thas right -
VINCE
The ones who laugh at us always call
it "wrasslin'."
(MORE)
25.
VINCE (CONT'D)
I wish I could show jerks like this
how hard what we do is. It's as
complicated as putting on a Broadway
show. Why do football and baseball
get more respect than we do? Even
the circus gets more!
LINDA
Doesn't have to be that way, does
it?
VINCE
(smiles)
You're right. It doesn't.
INT. THE EMPTY ARENA - A FEW HOURS LATER
Vince and Linda enter the empty ring. Linda runs and bounces
off the ropes. She rubs her back awkwardly.
LINDA
God, that hurt! I thought they'd be
soft.
VINCE
The ropes gotta be solid to support
300-pound guys flying off 'em.
Vince also runs and bounces off the ropes. They cross paths
in the middle of the ring.
LINDA
Arm-drag!
Linda indeed executes a surprise ARM-DRAG move on Vince. He
hits the mat hard. He lies there on his back, groaning.
LINDA (CONT'D)
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Here -
Linda offers her hand to Vince and helps him stand. He looks
up at the ceiling, a broad smile comes over his face.
LINDA (CONT'D)
What are you staring at?
VINCE
Promise not to laugh? Every week
I've been coming into the ring after-
hours... and I keep seeing this thing -
Vince gestures theatrically. On the SOUNDTRACK, the sounds
of a massive CROWD cheering slowly build.
The small arena gradually transforms itself into an enormous
STADIUM full of many thousands of WRESTLING FANS. The Fans
seem to go forever upwards into the sky, with no end in sight.
26.
VINCE (CONT'D)
- of a hundred thousand wrestling
fans. Maybe a few hundred thousand.
All in this massive arena. Not a
piddly dump like this place, but a
stadium. Maybe a stadium that's so
big it hasn't even been built yet
anywhere in the world. The crowd's
going crazy and they're all there to
see one of our wrestling cards.
That's the day nobody laughs at
wrestling again.
LINDA
When you can throw it in everyone's
faces and say, "Look at us, you
bastards!"
VINCE
"Look at us, you bastards!" I like
that. I think wrestling can be the
biggest thing ever. Bigger than all
the other sports, bigger than movies -
LINDA
- bigger than religion, even.
VINCE
I don't know about bigger than
religion.
LINDA
Okay, fine, but have you ever seen
some of Bruno Sammartino's fans?
They'd rape the Pope for him. Oops.
Linda "crosses" herself, Catholic-style. Vince does the
same. He can't take his lovestruck eyes from her.
VINCE (V.O.)
And that was how I came to know my
partner-in-crime Linda Edwards.
EXT. THE ARENA - A BIT LATER
Vince walks Linda to her car. The News Reporters pack up
their equipment. Vince stops to talk to the CAMERA MAN.
VINCE
You guys can't be doing a live feed,
right? The news was on at 6.
CAMERA MAN
Nah, we don't have to do these
segments live anymore. Here -
He pulls out a huge, early-model VIDEO CASSETTE.
27.
CAMERAMAN
We can record onto one of these babies
now and then put it on the air anytime
we like. The big boys have had it
for years, but now it's finally
affordable for cheapskates like the
bums I work for.
Vince studies the video cassette.
VINCE (V.O.)
Some revolutions start with a bullet.
Mine started with 500 throbbing inches
of Sony U-Matic Magnetic Tape.
INT. MR. MCMAHON'S OFFICE - DAY
Vince and Linda, now a couple, sit with Mr. McMahon in front
of a TELEVISION with an enormous, early-model VCR.
VINCE
It's gonna save us all types of money,
because now we can just send one of
these tapes to the local stations,
rather than going live. So we can
shoot 5 shows back-to-back in one
day, instead of 5 different days.
Mr. McMahon grins, liking this idea.
MR. MCMAHON
Okay, it's your project, Vinnie. If
we lose a dime though, we're back to
live broadcasts at 11 AM on Saturday.
VINCE
Deal. Video is helping with scouting
too. Jerry's doing a tour in France -
the Frogs have been using video for
a few years already. He sent me a
tape of this new guy big in Paris -
Vince pops in a new video cassette, which plays footage of
an ENORMOUS WRESTLER - he's 7'4'' and a good 500 pounds.
MR. MCMAHON
Good God!
VINCE
Not God - Andre Roussimoff. He's
been wrestling in Europe under the
name of Andre the Great. He's agreed
to fly to America for a few weeks of
matches with us. I can see it now -
we bill him as "Andre the Great -
the Eighth Wonder of the World."
28.
MR. MCMAHON
Of course, you know my First Wonder -
VINCE
His salary is reasonable, Dad. His
per diem is a little high, though.
He apparently eats like... what
expression did Jerry use again, Linda?
LINDA
A starving woolly mammoth.
MR. MCMAHON
Andre the Great, huh?
VINCE
The Eighth Wonder of the World.
Andre the Great. Andre the Strong.
Andre the Mighty. Andre the -
Vince gestures theatrically. Mr. McMahon does the same.
VINCE AND MR. MCMAHON TOGETHER
- Giant!
Mr. McMahon claps his hands.
MR. MCMAHON
Sign him! But you've reached your
quota of big ideas for the next few
months, got it, genius?
VINCE
Thanks, Dad! One other big idea
though - Linda's going to be joining
us on the road for a little while.
LINDA
I hope you don't mind.
MR. MCMAHON
Just as long as you're not bothered
by big, sweaty, half-naked men walking
around all over the place, Linda.
LINDA
Why do you think I started watching
wrestling in the first place?
INT. THE TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - NIGHT
Supered: "Andre the Giant's American Debut - Jan. 1, 1970"
Inside the ring, Andre the Giant engages in a human tug-of-
war with a group of six smaller WRESTLERS. He's got a rope
tied to each hand. Three Wrestlers pull on each rope.
Andre pulls the Wrestlers into each other, dazing them.
29.
LINDA
Bowser uses pomade. You look like
Vince McMahon, Wrestling Promoter
for the '70s.
Mr. McMahon enters the room, perturbed.
MR. MCMAHON
I go to Chicago for three days and
you lose your mind? A promoter isn't
a celebrity, Vinnie.
VINCE
Not a celebrity, Dad. A spokesman,
like, like -
MR. MCMAHON
Ronald McDonald?
VINCE
Walt Disney.
MR. MCMAHON
So I suppose we're going to open a
chain of WWWF theme parks next?
Vince smiles and shrugs.
INT. RINGSIDE - A BIT LATER
A nervous Vince and a burly blond man, PAT PATTERSON, announce
the play-by-play.
VINCE
(super-fast)
Andre the Giant is back again this
week and one heck of a ruckus is
underway here in the WWWF.
PAT PATTERSON
There hasn't been such a French
phenomenon since Bridget Bardot doffed
her top on the Riviera.
(covers his microphone)
You're doing great. Just slow it
down a few years. Light years.
INT. ANOTHER TELEVISION TAPING - EVENING
Vince and Linda watch a video playback on a monitor. Andre
the Giant, wearing his wrestling trunks, eats a huge tray of
burgers nearby.
ON THE VIDEO PLAYBACK, Vince interviews Andre the Giant,
from just moments earlier.
31.
VINCE
(poised, perfect speed)
So Andre, we're all really looking
forward to your big match against
the Super Destroyer -
Vince winces, watching this playback of himself.
VINCE (CONT'D)
It's not right.
LINDA
You're playing yourself perfectly -
VINCE
That's the problem. It needs to be,
I don't know, larger than life -
INT. THE TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - 15 MINUTES LATER
Vince speaks to the camera. Linda watches from the sidelines.
VINCE
Imagine the results of heads-up, one-
on-one action between the Eighth
Wonder of the World, Andre the Giant,
and the Super Destroyer. So, Andre -
Vince's eyes grow wide with fear as Andre the Giant walks
out on apple boxes, giving Andre the appearance of being two
feet taller than in reality, some nine feet tall. Throughout,
Vince will appear timid and nervous.
ON THE MONITOR, Vince's head is at the far bottom of the
screen and the rest is filled by Andre's massive body.
VINCE (CONT'D)
- I know that you must be very angry
at the Super Destroyer -
ANDRE THE GIANT
(very broken English)
Veence, let me show you what Andre
do to Supadestroya -
Andre chokes Vince, whose face grows red. His eyes bulge.
VINCE
Stop, please! Enough demonstration!!
Andre stops choking Vince and then pats him on the back.
Vince loosens his tie and regains his composure.
VINCE (CONT'D)
(looks into the camera)
If that's what the Super Destroyer
has in store for him, then oh my!
32.
Vince signals for a cut. Linda laughs and claps her hands.
LINDA
Poor wimpy broadcaster scared of the
big bad wrestlers. Where was that
guy lurking in you?
VINCE
Actually, I know all about that guy.
I hate that guy. But if it works,
I'll be him. For a bit.
INT. THE TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - DAY
Supered Title: 1972
Before the evening's television taping, four CAMERAMEN
practice camera moves at ringside. Two EDITORS assemble
brand-new MONITORS and EDITING DECKS.
VINCE (V.O.)
With sales up, I was able to convice
my Dad to buy more equipment for the
TV shows, so we could finally shoot
from more than one fucking angle.
Superstar Billy Graham joined the
WWWF around the same time -
Vince stands in the ring with SUPERSTAR BILLY GRAHAM, an
extremely muscular, bleached-blond man, who wears disco pants
in place of wrestling tights. Bruno Sammartino stands by.
VINCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
- he was the first wrestler with a
true bodybuilder's physique. An
instant star.
Indeed, Superstar's muscles are ripped like a professional
bodybuilder. Bruno's physique looks old-fashioned by
comparison.
VINCE (CONT'D)
So the match is going to end with
Superstar's getting thrown over the
top rope onto the floor. I want
this to be a big-ass tumble. Think
of yourself as Superman flying while
wearing a Kryptonite necklace.
(points to a Cameraman)
Tony, I want you to be there so we
get a good shot of it. Make sure
we've got some chairs set up so he
slams into them for better effect.
Then Bruno - you're going to jump
down to roll him back into the ring.
(MORE)
33.
VINCE (CONT'D)
But Superstar's been playing possum
and he's gonna grab a folding chair
and smash Bruno over the head with
it. But Bruno's gonna get up and as
Superstar's getting back into the
ring, Bruno'll plant the chair right
in his noggin, beat the count, and
get the win.
CAMERAMAN
(laughs)
Vince, you're the Busby Berkeley of
wrestling!
BRUNO
The only problem is that Bruno
Sammartino never cheats. I won't
use a chair, Vinnie. Particularly
not on a man from behind.
VINCE
Well, how about you just spin around
and punch him in the face then?
BRUNO
Perfect.
Mr. McMahon appears at ringside, fuming.
MR. MCMAHON
A word. Or two. And maybe three.
Vince jumps out of the ring and walks over to his father.
MR. MCMAHON (CONT'D)
This is a Marquee match-up that we
can sell-out 20 houses in a row with.
And you're out here giving it away
on television!
VINCE
Dad, if the television shows are
better, we might gain more fans and
then our arena sales will go up.
Just let me test the theory.
INT. THE TELEVISION TAPINGS ARENA - THAT EVENING
In the ring, Bruno drop-kicks Superstar. Multiple cameras
film the action. The crowd applauds wildly.
VINCE (V.O.)
For the first time ever, the TV show
were genuinely entertaining. That
month, our television ratings doubled,
and sure enough, our arena sales
actually tripled.
34.
MONTAGE:
- Overhead Shot of the Arena. Some 4,000 FANS inside, more
packed than we've ever seen. Chairs in the aisles.
- Vince and Linda get married. Mr. McMahon stands nearby.
IN THE CHURCH PEWS: On one side, Vince's Guests are all
gigantic Wrestlers - Superstar, Doctor Jerry, Gorgeous George
in a spangled tux, and the Masked Marauder, who wears his
mask with a suit.
On the other side, Linda's Guests are all very conservative,
straight-looking people. They eye Vince's side warily.
- In a HOSPITAL DELIVERY ROOM, Linda holds their newborn
baby SON. Vince rubs the baby's forehead.
VINCE (CONT'D)
We're calling you Shane, little fella.
Because Shane never backed down from
nobody.
(whispers to him)
And I won't either.
- Two new body builder-type wrestlers, JESSE VENTURA, a
flamboyant blond man, and TONY ATLAS, an incredibly ripped
black man, wrestle as a tag team.
They each press JOBBERS over their heads like barbells.
Their physiques glisten.
IN THE ANNOUNCERS BOOTH, Vince and Pat hype up the match.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Jesse "The Body" Ventura and "Mr.
USA" Tony Atlas!
PAT
Uber-wrestlers for the '70s!
IN THE REAR OF THE ARENA, Mr. McMahon and Bruno watch.
MR. MCMAHON
You think it's natural?
BRUNO
They didn't get those rips just from
drinking milk. I feel like
Yesterday's Model, my friend.
MR. MCMAHON
I know what you mean.
But as he watches Vince call the match with such enthusiasm,
Mr. McMahon can't help but smile.
35.
AL LORD
Of course, Vinnie.
VINCE
See, cable television's on the horizon -
BURT STACKS
Sure - I just got that Home Box
Office. Can't believe I can watch
titty movies on my own television.
They all laugh. Vince doesn't.
VINCE
HBO is the only thing available right
now. But soon, there'll be more
than 50 new nationwide cable channels.
AL LORD
That's a lot of titty movies!
They all laugh again, frustrating Vince.
VINCE
Right, but I think there's going to
be a big demand for cheap programming
other than just titty fucking movies.
And we're in a unique position to
provide it. My idea is that we do a
TV show together, using all of our
top wrestlers, and get it on one of
these nationwide cable channels.
BURT STACKS
What would the point of that be?
VINCE
Because if the show does well, we
can try some live cards together, in
every one of our major cities. I'm
talking about joining forces to try
the first national wrestling league.
CHAPPY JONES
How would this help us?
VINCE
In regards to -
BURT STACKS
Money - what else? We'd be splitting
our proceeds 20 different ways.
Probably working a lot harder and
not gaining anything more than what
we've already got.
CHAPPY JONES
Maybe less.
37.
VINCE
You're right, if you're just talking
about the percentage of Americans
who watch wrestling now. To make a
national league work, we'll have to
increase the audience for wrestling.
AL LORD
But how do you do that?
The million-dollar question. The other Promoters all lean
forward to see what Vince has to say.
VINCE
Like - I'm just spitballing here -
with our combined resources, we could
maybe get celebrities involved as
special referees and announcers.
Maybe some of them would even be
willing to wrestle a match. Frank
Sinatra sometimes comes to the matches
in New York. Maybe he'd manage a
tag team for one night. That would
increase the audience big-time.
We'd be in every newspaper in the
country, maybe even other countries.
CHAPPY JONES
Parading a bunch of naked broads
around the ring'd increase the
audience too. Can't do that, either.
All the Promoters LAUGH.
BURT STACKS
Vinnie, Vinnie, c'mon. What self-
respecting celebrity is going to get
involved in wrestling?
CHAPPY JONES
Maybe we could have a Steel Cage
Death Match between Sinatra and Elvis.
AL LORD
Sammy Davis Junior and Colonel Tom
Parker, Managers at Ringside.
They all LAUGH again. Vince simmers.
BURT STACKS
And suppose we did get a nationwide
league going? It might give some
jerk with big bucks the idea to start
his own national wrestling league,
put us all out of business.
38.
CHAPPY JONES
Yeah, we've got a good thing here,
living beneath the radar.
AL LORD
But hey Vinnie, I wanted to tell you
that using videotape sure was a score.
BURT STACKS
Yeah, saved me a shitload.
Burt Stacks pours Vince a drink and toasts him.
BURT STACKS (CONT'D)
So you're 1 for 1, kid. Salud.
INT. AIRPLANE - THE NEXT MORNING
Vince, Mr. McMahon, Linda, Shane, and baby Stephanie sit.
Shane plays with a Chewbacca Star Wars ACTION FIGURE.
VINCE
They'll never be able to see how big
wrestling can be!
MR. MCMAHON
Wrestling doesn't need to be any
bigger. You've done amazing things
as a promoter, and times are great
for us now. But at the end of the
day, it's just wrestling.
VINCE
I'm telling you - there's a potential
audience for wrestling in America
that we're not reaching.
(points to Chewbacca)
I bet there's even lots of kids out
there who'll buy wrestling figures.
MR. MCMAHON
But we're not in the toy business.
They all sit quietly for a moment.
VINCE
I guess my problem is that I just
don't know how to live "beneath the
radar," Dad.
Vince gets up angrily and heads for the bathroom.
LINDA
He just wants to create the best
wrestling shows he can.
39.
MR. MCMAHON
It doesn't have that much to do with
wrestling, Linda. If we were in the
hula-hoop business, Vinnie wouldn't
be happy until everyone on the planet
worshipped the hula-hoop.
LINDA
Isn't every successful businessman
like that, though?
MR. MCMAHON
Maybe. Except there's only so far
you can take wrestling. Or should
take it. I won't always be around,
Linda. You might have to reign him
in once in awhile.
Shane makes his action figures do wrestling moves - Chewbacca
piledrives C-3PO.
MR. MCMAHON (CONT'D)
Let's hope he knows where to stop.
VINCE (V.O.)
Later that year, Bruno retired -
INT. A PACKED ARENA - EVENING
A 50-year old Bruno blows kisses to Fans, who shower him
with roses, and one beer can.
VINCE (V.O.)
- and we were left without a champion
for the first time in a decade. I
knew we had to choose the right person
to be our top dog, or it'd be death
to the WWF.
INT. MR. MCMAHON'S OFFICE - DAY
Vince sits across from Mr. McMahon.
VINCE (V.O.)
My dad saw it the same way.
MR. MCMAHON
I've already found him. On your
scouting tapes actually.
VINCE
Who? I've watched all of those -
MR. MCMAHON
Bob Backlund.
40.
VINCE
Backlund?! You're not serious?
CUT TO:
A TELEVISION SCREEN which plays scouting footage of BOB
BACKLUND, an athletic, All-American type with bright red
hair and freckles.
His moves are very "scientific" - based in amateur wrestling
and decidedly un-flashy.
REVERSAL of Vince and Mr. McMahon watching the tape.
VINCE (CONT'D)
See? Howdy Doody with muscles, right?
MR. MCMAHON
He's a former Olympic and National
Champion. An All-American guy. A
hero, someone the fans can -
VINCE
- relate to. I know, I know. I
just think they can relate to more
than we're giving them. C'mon, Dad -
INT. MR. MCMAHON'S OFFICE - DAY
Bob Backlund, wearing a very conservative suit buttoned to
the top, sits with Mr. McMahon and a miserable Vince.
Backlund speaks with a slight Minnesota twang.
BOB BACKLUND
What you folks really need to know
is that I'm a very religious and
moral man. I'm also a real wrestler,
but I'm doing this because I want to
be an example to kids, to show them
they can succeed by playing within
the rules. That's how I can justify
being a pro wrestler in God's eyes.
So I only use scientific wrestling
moves and I only fight bad guys,
serious villains. I won't cheat or
be disqualified. Ever.
Mr. McMahon smiles, nodding eagerly. Vince looks ready to
vomit.
MR. MCMAHON
I think we can agree to all of that.
INT. QUEENS CENTER ARENA - NIGHT
Supered: "Bob Backlund vs. Superstar Graham - March 21, 1978"
41.
KILLER (CONT'D)
And youse survive faggot's dance to
lay many women on road - just like
Killer did back in da golden day.
Otis, execute da bodyslam -
QUICK CUTS OF THE TRAINING:
- Terry gets thrown from the top rope by Otis and lands
painfully. Vince watches at ringside, becoming doubtful.
- Otis smashes Terry with a steel chair. A loud CLANG.
Terry really goes down, unconscious. Killer jumps in anger.
KILLER
No, grab the chair at last moment,
youse big jackass, not let it really
hit youse! Hearing da CLANG! Is
worse Dan hearing da BAM-BAM! Da
brain damage supa-highway.
INT. THE RING AT THE SCHOOL - MORE TIME HAS PASSED
Killer spins a RAZOR BLADE with his fingers. Terry watches
in horror.
KILLER
Sooner or later, you be asked to
bleed in da match.
VINCE
(reassuring)
You'll always be paid extra for it.
KILLER
Yah, about six bucks. During match,
youse hide razor blade in wristband.
When youse have moment when youse
head is hidden, youse do one of dese -
Killer casually CUTS a small line across his own forehead.
Blood dribbles from it.
KILLER (CONT'D)
Not too deep, nothink needink
stitches. It like paper cut.
VINCE
If this was a match and Killer was
sweating, blood would be gushing
down his face right now.
Killer hands the razor blade to Terry, who stares at it.
KILLER
Your turn.
Terry paces - a moment of decision for him.
47.
VINCE
You don't really have to do this
right yet, Terry.
Terry reaches for the razor blade.
TERRY
No, let's do it, brother.
INT. ANOTHER CORNER OF THE GYMNASIUM - LATER
Terry, with a large bandage on his head, practices speaking
IN CHARACTER to an early-model HOME VIDEO CAMERA wielded by
Killer. Vince holds the microphone, playing the announcer.
TERRY
(high-pitched, squeaky)
When I get in that ring, I'm gonna
mop the floor with Gorilla Monsoon!
Terry waives his hands wildly and makes great facial
expressions. His high-pitched voice throws it all off though.
VINCE
Cut. I know you've got testosterone.
What, it doesn't make it all the way
up your neck?
INT. THE GYM - FEW MINUTES LATER
Terry smokes a fat CIGAR and does a shot of Killer's Polish
VODKA. He turns to the camera, his voice now deep and raspy.
TERRY
What'cha gonna do when Bollea-mania
runs wild on you?!
VINCE
That's it!!
KILLER
Bollea-mania no good though. How'sa
name comink, Vinnie?
VINCE
Name Schmame, I've got the whole
damn image down.
Vince holds up a winged HELMET and a large RUBBER HAMMER.
He places the winged helmet on Terry's head and hands him
the rubber hammer. Terry looks totally ridiculous.
VINCE (CONT'D)
There you are - the Mighty Thor!
TERRY
You mean like the comic book?
48.
KILLER
Dis cheese, Vinnie.
ON THE SIDELINES, Otis happily reads COMIC BOOKS.
OTIS
I love me some "Thor."
Otis now picks up an "Incredible Hulk" comic.
INT. THE TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - NIGHT
A very nervous Vince sits at the Announcers Table with Pat
Patterson. Linda sits behind them.
VINCE
(into microphone)
Pat, I have to tell you. The advance
word on this new wrestler we're about
to see is nothing short of phenomenal -
Vince holds up crossed fingers to Linda, who holds up two
sets of crossed fingers, then takes her shoes off, revealing
two sets of crossed toes.
RING ANNOUNCER
- and making his first appearance in
this arena, from Venice Beach,
California. HULK HOGAN!
The man once known as Terry Bollea, forever after known as
HULK HOGAN, emerges from the dressing room in a cloud of
smoke. He wears a long flowing white robe and looks like a
god.
A murmur of awe from the Crowd. Hulk smiles.
INT. THE RING - A FEW MINUTES LATER
Hulk presses a hapless JOBBER high over his head and then
slams him to the ground. Hulk leaps up in the air and drops
his leg across the neck of the Jobber, finishing him. The
Crowd goes absolutely bananas.
VINCE (V.O.)
The fans had never seen anything
like Hulk Hogan before. He had all
the color of our best Heels, but he
was cheered like a Babyface. And
his physique could stop traffic.
Hulk Hogan plays to the crowd, flexing his impressive muscles.
IN THE REAR OF THE ARENA, Superstar Billy Graham glances
down at his own muscles, which are half the size of Hulk's.
AT THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE, Vince bounces up and down with
excitement. Linda kisses him.
49.
LINDA
I wasn't sure if you were Dr.
Frankenstein or Dr. Jones, but you
found the buried treasure, Indiana.
VINCE
If I could find you, my Unicorn, I
could find anything.
LINDA
I'll even let you get away with that
line tonight.
They briefly hold hands and smile. Mr. McMahon sits down.
VINCE
Dad, this is the guy who can lead
wrestling into the '80s as our Champ.
MR. MCMAHON
He's definitely a great star, Vinnie.
I'm not sure if he's right for the
Champ slot, but maybe.
Vince loses his smile.
QUICK CUTS of Hulk Hogan in action over the next year -
demolishing opponents, flexing his ever-larger muscles for
the fans, and soaking in their adoration.
INT. QUEENS CENTER ARENA - NIGHT
Supered:"Bob Backlund vs. Hulk Hogan - February 1, 1982"
The Sold-Out CROWD chant "Hulk!" -
VINCE (V.O.)
After nearly two years of watching
Hulk's bleached blonde comet
skyrocket, my Dad finally came around
to giving him the gold strap. But
old habits die hard.
INT. BACKSTAGE DRESSING ROOM - SIMULTANEOUS
Mr. McMahon argues with an angry Vince.
MR. MCMAHON
Backlund still draws.
VINCE
Because he's wrestling Hulk Hogan.
MR. MCMAHON
We don't dump a champion who's still
packing a house, Vinnie.
50.
VINCE
Hulk could pack Madison Square Garden.
"Give the people what they want?"
Vince indicates the roar of the Crowd outside.
VINCE (CONT'D)
You know the real reason you won't
make him champ anyway.
MR. MCMAHON
Yeah, and it's a damn good thing the
news doesn't. I can see the headlines
in the Post now - "Wrestling Champion
Shoots Steroids!" With Backlund, at
least we know our Champ is drug-free.
VINCE
Excitement-free too.
MR. MCMAHON
There are certain types of excitement
we don't need.
VINCE
We used to have ears getting ripped
off in matches, and now you're worried
about what Hulk does in the gym?! I
gotta break the news to him -
Vince walks away, shaking his head.
MR. MCMAHON
Vinnie -
Mr. McMahon starts after him but has a nasty coughing fit.
INT. THE RING - A BIT LATER
Hulk Hogan attempts to do his finishing leg-drop move on Bob
Backlund, who rolls out of the way at the last moment. Hulk
lands on his ass.
AT RINGSIDE, Vince fumes quietly and stares off into space.
He doesn't notice that Mr. McMahon holds his chest.
IN THE RING, Backlund covers Hulk for the pin. 1-2-3!
AT RINGSIDE, Mr. McMahon collapses from his chair.
INT. A HOSPITAL BED - SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Vince sits with Mr. McMahon, who breathes with difficulty.
MR. MCMAHON
I thought it was the ulcers that
would get me.
51.
VINCE
You're going to be okay, dad.
MR. MCMAHON
Remember to always put your family
first, no matter what you do with
wrestling. This business needs to
take care of them too.
Mr. McMahon grips Vince's hand.
MR. MCMAHON (CONT'D)
I'm sorry for not being there for
you in Havelock, Vince.
VINCE
Dad, stop acting like you're never
going to see me again. Save the
apologies for when it really counts.
MR. MCMAHON
I think it really counts... it really
counts now, Vinnie.
INT. A NEW YORK GRAVE YARD - DAY
A large audience of MOURNERS gather around Mr. McMahon's
CASKET.
Vince sits with Linda, Shane, little Stephanie, Hulk Hogan,
and the Masked Marauder, who takes off a black mask, revealing
a baby-faced man who has been crying.
On the other side of the casket sit some of the Cauliflower
Club - Al Lord, Burt Stacks, and Chappy Jones.
INT. AL LORD'S LIMOUSINE - A BIT LATER
As their limo pulls away from the funeral, Al, Burt, and
Chappy watch Vince through the tinted windows.
BURT STACKS
We've got to make sure that little
bastard knows his place. He'd break
away from us if he could.
AL LORD
He can't, though. What could he
possibly do on his own?
INT. THE STAIRWELL AT WWWF HEADQUARTERS - TWO WEEKS LATER
The 50 permanent EMPLOYEES of the WWWF gather below Vince on
the stairs. Linda stands next to him.
52.
VINCE
Pardon the glamorous conference
facilities, but I want to have these
company meetings once a week. As
much as I will always love my Dad...
I hope you like change, because it's
a'coming.
INT. QUEENS CENTER ARENA - TWO WEEKS LATER
In the ring, Bob Backlund struggles in a submission hold by
THE IRON SHEIK, an "Evil Arab"-themed wrestler.
VINCE (V.O.)
First off, Champion Richie Cunningham
was a dead man -
Supered: "Bob Backlund vs. The Iron Sheik"
Backlund submits, and the referee calls for the bell. The
Iron Sheik waves the Championship Belt triumphantly.
IRON SHIEK
Iran - #1! USA -
On "USA," the Iron Sheik spits on the ground.
VINCE (V.O.)
- and when the Sheik won the strap,
it set up a great U.S. vs. the Middle
East-themed match which installed
our real leading man as champ -
MUSIC CUE: Hulk Hogan's theme song, "Eye of the Tiger" by
Survivor, plays over the next few scenes.
INT. QUEENS CENTER ARENA - THREE WEEKS LATER
Supered: "Hulk Hogan vs. The Iron Sheik"
Hulk Hogan performs his leg-drop on the Iron Sheik.
AT THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE, Vince and Pat Patterson applaud.
PAT
The Iron Sheik collapses like the
junk bond market!
VINCE
Oh my! Hear that crowd, Pat? That's
Hulkamania running wild! The winner,
and new WWWF Champion - Hulk Hogan!
The Crowd explodes for Hulk. Dozens wave American flags and
chant "USA!"
53.
VINCE (V.O.)
It seemed like for every dollar we
spent, we made three back.
INT. A LARGE HOCKEY ARENA - CONTINUOUS
The weekly television taping now shoots in this much larger
space. Several television camera crews cover every angle.
In the stands, thousands wave the foam Hulkamania Fingers.
AT RINGSIDE, Vince and Linda watch as Hulk does an interview.
"MEAN" GENE OKERLUND, a new, goofy-looking announcer, walks
over to Hulk with his microphone.
MEAN GENE
Hulk, could you tell all your young
fans the secret of your success in
professional wrestling?
Hulk puts his arm around Mean Gene, who makes an "intimidated"
face at the camera.
ON VINCE AND LINDA
LINDA
Mean Gene's copping your act?
VINCE
I insisted he take it.
ON HULK AND MEAN GENE
HULK
Well, Mean Gene, what I want to say
to all the little Hulkamaniacs out
there is to take your vitamins, say
your prayers to the Man upstairs
every day, and believe in yourself.
That's the secret to Hulkamania,
because when you've got a clean body
and mind, nobody can stop you.
Hulk runs over to the stands where dozens of KIDS rush him,
all wearing the red and yellow Hulkamania shirts. Vince and
Linda watch Hulk play with the Kids.
VINCE
This is how we really get to the
next level. The audience for the
WWF isn't that guy -
Vince points to an overweight, drunken CONSTRUCTION WORKER
at Ringside, holding up a sign which reads "I want blood!"
VINCE (CONT'D)
- it's those guys -
Vince indicates the Kids surrounding Hulk.
55.
VINCE (CONT'D)
- and the Grandpa that brought them.
An ELDERLY MAN shakes Hulk's hand also. Vince shouts to the
Guy with the "blood" sign.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Sorry pal, you're gonna be waiting
awhile!
INT. THE TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - A MONTH LATER
Vince and Bruno Sammartino, now 50, walk together backstage.
BRUNO
You know, I can still dropkick every
bit as high as in 1962.
VINCE
Good, good. But what you gotta
understand, if you make a comeback,
is that a lot has changed. You
remember George "The Animal" Steele?
BRUNO
How could I forget? When I came
home from wrestling him, my wife
would moan that he had shedded that
long, black shoulder hair on me.
VINCE
I know. The guys who clean the mat
every night complain about that also.
Vince leads Bruno through a large door. They enter a small
SOUNDSTAGE, where a CAMERA CREW tapes something not yet
visible. Vince speaks quietly.
VINCE (CONT'D)
This is a storyline where the Animal
meets a shrink who heals his insanity
during a few episodes -
In front of them, the Camera Crew shoots on the SET of a
doctor's office where -
- GEORGE "THE ANIMAL" STEELE, a bald and incredibly hairy
wrestler, performs an "insanity" shtick. He sprawls on a
couch, while an actor playing a PSYCHIATRIST interviews him.
PSYCHIATRIST
George, tell me about your
relationship with your mother.
GEORGE "THE ANIMAL" STEELE
My Mamma?! Lemme tell ya about Mamma -
George "The Animal" Steele destroys the Psychiatrist's Office.
56.
VINCE
I'm not going. I can't. We're
producing the best wrestling shows
of all time, but outside of the
Northeast, nobody's even heard of
Hulkamania. It's like if Elvis never
left Memphis. We have to go national.
We can do it. We've been making
serious money -
LINDA
Not nearly serious enough to pull
that off on our own.
INT. A POSH EXECUTIVE OFFICE - DAY
Supered: "Yankee Stadium - The Bronx, New York"
Vince and Linda sit across from Yankees owner GEORGE
STEINBRENNER. They all smoke fat cigars.
GEORGE STEINBRENNER
Vinnie, I enjoy your shows, but I'm
in the sports business. Wrestling
is more entertainment than a sport.
VINCE
That's exactly what we're selling,
George - "Sports Entertainment."
GEORGE STEINBRENNER
Some would say that I'm already in
the sports entertainment business
with the way I run things.
They all laugh.
LINDA
It's not the old pro wrestling.
This is a totally different product.
Wrestling for everyone.
GEORGE STEINBRENNER
I wish you the best of luck.
INT. AN EXECUTIVE OFFICE AT A MOVIE STUDIO - DAY
Supered: "Hollywood, California"
Vince and Linda sit with 3 young PRODUCERS.
PRODUCER #1
We're not in the sports business.
VINCE
But it's not just a sport. It's
also entertainment. You see?
58.
VINCE (V.O.)
- so we had to prove ourselves on
UHF first, station by station -
MANAGER
Why would I want to run a wrestling
show from New York? Not to mention
running it directly opposite "Lone
Star Championship Wrestling" on
Channel 9! Nobody will watch another
wrestling show in the same time slot.
MARTIN
But our WWF wrestling show is light
years better than "Lone Star."
MANAGER
It could be better than "Benny Hill,"
but I'd still never be able to get
advertisers to buy commercial time.
Martin takes out his CHECKBOOK.
MARTIN
Well, we have an idea. You run our
show for two months, against that
other wrestling show, and we'll buy
all your advertising time ourselves -
INT. ANOTHER TELEVISION STATION - DAY
Supered: "Chicago, Illinois"
Martin hands a CHECK to another STATION MANAGER.
MARTIN
- you have nothing to lose -
INT. YET ANOTHER TELEVISION STATION - DAY
Supered: "Memphis, Tennessee"
Martin sits with two station MANAGERS, hillbilly brothers.
MARTIN
- after two months, you're free to
yank the shows. But we think they're
going to go way up in the ratings -
INT. STILL ANOTHER TELEVISION STATION - DAY
Supered: "Honolulu, Hawaii"
Martin does shots with the Hawaiian shirt-wearing MANAGER.
MARTIN
- and then we'll just ask for the
standard fee to keep running them.
61.
Macho Man charges at Burt, who runs in fear out of the ring,
down the aisle, and into the locker rooms.
INT. THE STAIRWELL AT THE WWF OFFICES - DAY
Vince, Linda, Pat, and Martin meet with their Employees again.
VINCE
Everyone, I'd like you to meet some
of our great new talent - direct
from Memphis Wrestling but retrofitted
for the WWF, "Macho Man" Randy Savage -
Out of the door behind Vince, the Macho Man enters and waves.
He now wears a hot pink neon version of the cowboy outfit he
sported in Memphis.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Rowdy Roddy Piper from Georgia -
"ROWDY" RODDY PIPER, a Scottish-themed wrestler wearing a
kilt and an obnoxious sneer, steps out and waves.
VINCE (CONT'D)
- the Junkyard Dog from Texas -
THE JUNKYARD DOG, a charismatic black man with a dog collar
around his neck, steps out and GROWLS loudly.
VINCE (CONT'D)
- next is a legend from the '70s who
was going to make his comeback in
Portland Wrestling until he wised
up: Superstar Billy Graham!
Superstar Billy Graham, now much older-looking, steps out in
a white disco suit and does a spin. Marty whispers to Pat:
MARTY
He does know that disco went out
with Travolta?
VINCE (V.O.)
Our TV ratings quickly picked up
when we signed the new wrestlers.
We gained tons of new fans who wanted
to keep watching their favorites -
EXT. THE STREETS OF CHICAGO - DAY
Al Lord walks about his hometown. Two TEENAGE KIDS in
"Hulkamania" t-shirts pass him. He does a double-take.
VINCE (V.O.)
- and just as I hoped, once they
saw Hulk Hogan, they were hooked on
the wrestling version of crack.
64.
STEPHANIE
Can I help?
The phone RINGS. Stephanie gets up to answer it.
STEPHANIE (CONT'D)
McMahon house.
VOICE ON OTHER END
Stay out of Florida!
The Caller hangs up on a terrified Stephanie.
LINDA
Who was it, Steph?
The phone RINGS again. Vince grabs it this time.
VINCE
Speak.
A different VOICE this time.
VOICE ON OTHER END
McMahon, you dirty cockfucker, you
come to Chicago and you'll get your
legs cut off with a chain saw -
VINCE
I WILL TAKE THAT FUCKING CHAIN SAW,
SLICE YOUR FAGGOT NUTS OFF WITH IT,
STUFF THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT, AND
THEN FUCK YOUR WIFE! OKAY?!!!
The other line hangs up quick. Linda, Shane, and Stephanie
stare at Vince, momentarily more frightened of him than the
phone calls. He puts his arms around them all.
VINCE (CONT'D)
We'll just change our phone number.
The phone rings again. They all look at it.
INT. A JAM-PACKED WRESTLING ARENA - EVENING
Vince speaks to the capacity crowd from the ring.
VINCE
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
WWF's first live card in Dallas!
INT. THE MCMAHON HOUSE - SAME TIME
Linda sleeps soundly in her bed. A BRICK crashes through
the window. A car engine skids away outside.
VOICE FROM CAR (O.S.)
Stay out of Florida Wrestling!
66.
VINCE (V.O.)
It was the last gasp of the
Cauliflower. Too little, too late.
CUT TO:
A MAP OF THE UNITED STATES: An animated SEA OF BLUE washes
out of the WWF's Northeastern Territory and sweeps across
the nation, engulfing the other wrestling territories.
SUPERIMPOSED over this: a MONTAGE of Vince announcing the
WWF's arrival in a bunch of new cities.
VINCE IN MONTAGE
Great to be here in Honolulu! - in
Austin - in Memphis!
We end the Montage on Burt Stacks sitting in a Memphis arena,
3/4s empty. In the ring, two mediocre WRESTLERS attempt to
put on a show.
Billy Stacks, his teenage son, pats his despondent father on
the back.
BILLY STACKS
It's okay, Pop.
BURT STACKS
A fucking shame is what it is.
VINCE (V.O.)
Each of the regional fiefdoms went
the way of the Dodo. We owned the
world of wrestling, and -
INT. VINCE'S OFFICE - ONE MONTH LATER
Linda holds up a financial CHART to Vince.
VINCE
- we're still broke?!
A BLUE LINE, representing the WWF's financial fortunes, is
horizontal.
LINDA
It's costing us a ton just to keep
this huge machine going.
Linda opens the door briefly. In the hall, dozens of
Employees share cubicles in crowded quarters.
LINDA (CONT'D)
Our staff tripled this year, and
they're still overworked. Sell-out
arenas, great ratings, and we're
just barely breaking even.
67.
VINCE
So if we have a few bad months -
LINDA
I wish months. We'd be up Bankrupt
Lane after one bad week!
Linda draws a PIE GRAPH on a blank sheet of paper.
LINDA (CONT'D)
Here's the deal - we have this many
Americans watching wrestling -
Linda draws a pie slice for 1/4 of the graph.
LINDA (CONT'D)
- to stay in business at our current
size, we need this many.
Linda now draws a pie slice for 3/4s of the graph.
LINDA (CONT'D)
I guess this is why there's never
been a national wrestling league.
VINCE
What does it take to get that kind
of audience? We've given them
Hulkamania, all the top wrestlers.
The phone RINGS. Linda picks it up. A look of astonishment.
LINDA
You'd best take this one.
INT. A BASEBALL STADIUM - DAY
Supered: "Atlanta Stadium - Atlanta, Georgia"
A nervous Vince follows a YOUNG EXECUTIVE through the stands.
VINCE (V.O.)
I had completely misjudged the market
for wrestling in America. I was
destined to go down as the man who
not only destroyed his own company,
but also the entire industry.
YOUNG EXECUTIVE
He's just finishing up an interview.
They stop right next to none other than TED TURNER. He
sits in the row of seats right behind the dugout. A REPORTER
interviews him. Turner wears only shorts and sneakers.
TURNER
I'm the little guy's hero.
(MORE)
68.
TURNER (CONT'D)
They love me because I run the team
the way they think they would if
they owned it. I sit in the stands,
drink a few brews, even take my shirt
off. I'm Mr. Everyman, their pal
Ted -
A small portable TELEVISION plays next to Turner, with the
volume down. An early version of CNN fills the screen.
YOUNG EXECUTIVE
(whispers to Vince)
Cable News Network, broadcast
worldwide from Satcom 1, Mr. Turner's
own satellite. No one believed there
would be a market for CNN, but now
Mr. Turner promises we won't sign
off until the world ends.
REPORTER
What would you say drives Ted Turner?
TURNER
You know, my grandfather lost
everything in the Depression. Became
a poor dirt farmer. My dad turned
it around, sort of, but you can always
go back. Except, I'm not going back.
Ever. Hey, good talking with you.
They shake hands. The Reporter exits.
TURNER (CONT'D)
Hello, Vince.
VINCE
Ted, it's a pleasure. Thanks for -
TURNER
(cutting him off)
Sit down and watch the rest of this
play with me. It'll be gorgeous -
ON THE FIELD, one of the Atlanta Braves strikes out. Turner
stands up and screams at the top of his lungs.
TURNER (CONT'D)
What the hell were you swinging at,
you overpaid bum?! When does
Jackson's contract expire?
YOUNG EXECUTIVE
Not for two years, Ted.
TURNER
Find some way to make it two weeks.
69.
VINCE
My father used to say that one of
the joys of owning a professional
wrestling league is that you always
know the outcome.
TURNER
Of course you know the outcome. But
with a real sport, you don't have
that luxury.
Turner takes a CIGAR from a silver case engraved with "TT."
TURNER (CONT'D)
Smoke from my private collection?
He hands Vince a cigar and lights it for him. An AIDE
nervously interrupts with some DOCUMENTS.
AIDE
Sir, those Goodwill Games papers -
Turner takes the documents and signs several pages.
TURNER
I lost 25 million on the Goodwill
Games this year, but I'll do them as
long as I can. Every year. Worth
it for the world. Gotta give back,
you know? You'll feel the same way,
I'm sure, as things get better and
better for you. And they will.
The Aide departs.
TURNER (CONT'D)
I've got to hand it to you, Vince.
You've taken something that nobody
sane believed in and you're making a
horse race out of it. That's an
area I know more than a little about.
VINCE
I figured you would.
Turner nods, sizing Vince up. Vince does the same.
TURNER
Outside of Atlanta no one ever really
thought about the Braves. I bought
'em, put 'em on my Superstation, and
made this team a household name.
More people see the Braves than can
see the Yankees. A lot more. You're
from South Carolina, was it?
VINCE
North.
70.
TURNER
Savannah myself.
Vince's eyes drift to a framed PHOTO on the wall of Turner
posing next to his huge SAILBOAT, which bears the name
"Tenacious" on its side. The sailboat floats in front of
Turner's white colonial MANSION. A true "blue blood" image.
Turner notices Vince staring at the photo.
TURNER (CONT'D)
You sail?
VINCE
No. Like to, sometime.
TURNER
You're welcome to join me, sometime.
Anyway, my Superstation TBS is looking
to develop even more of its own
programming. And my guys tell me
that a wrasslin' show could go over
well. Very well. Now, no offense,
I don't really get wrasslin', but
I'm told you have the best wrasslin'
show around. I know you've been
approaching every cable station to
pick the show up for nationwide
broadcast, and that you've been
laughed out of just about everywhere.
VINCE
No one's actually been laughing -
TURNER
No offense. Again. See, I understand
why you want to be on cable so badly.
You get it, a lot of folks still
don't. Because the old guard doesn't
want to get it. Cable shatters all
their old walls. The old feudal
alliances keeping the airwaves to
three stations, plus UHF. You can
reach into places you never could
before now. Bigger than either of
our fathers could have dreamed, huh?
Vince nods. Ted has done his homework.
TURNER (CONT'D)
So, here's the pitch - my Superstation
becomes the permanent home of the
World Wrasslin' Federation. You get
on nationwide cable. I'll underwrite
all of your expansion costs, you
won't have to worry about things
like ratings and advertising, and
(MORE)
71.
TURNER (CONT'D)
you can put whatever you want up on
the screen, provided it's clean and
family-oriented, which I'm told is
what you're doing anyway. In
exchange, I get exclusive rights to
your shows and I buy 51% of the World
Wrasslin' Federation.
VINCE
Which would be more than what I own.
TURNER
You'll own a lifetime contract as
CEO.
VINCE
It's a very kind offer, Ted. Give
me a few days.
INT. VINCE'S OFFICE - TWO DAYS LATER
Vince sits pensively, with a FAX in his hands. Linda and
Pat gather around him.
VINCE (CONT'D)
I'm afraid we'll just end up another
piece in his "private collection."
LINDA
How bad can he be?
VINCE
"Wrasslin'."
PAT
Acid test.
LINDA
We wouldn't have to worry about money
anymore with this deal.
VINCE
Yeah, but you know how Turner started
TBS? His pop was in the billboard
business and had an advertising
company, that also owned one UHF
station. Turner saw something there.
No one thought cable would fly -
PAT
His father was a millionaire, though.
VINCE
His father also was a nasty drunk
who shot himself in the head.
(MORE)
72.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Turner started buying up stations
that were in trouble and they became
TBS stations, when he wired them
from his satellite. All over the
country. I know this guy. His dream
is to make TBS the biggest thing in
the world. He'll dream until he
can't dream any further.
LINDA
That does sound familiar.
VINCE
But he has to control every part of
his dream.
LINDA
Mmm-hmm.
Martin dashes in, full of giddy energy.
MARTIN
Hold off on inking anything with the
Peachtree Pirate. What's the one
thing we always wanted to get?
VINCE
Sinatra in a Steel Cage Match?
MARTIN
Better. Ol' Blue Eyes doesn't have
the #1 album in the country.
INT. THE TELEVISION TAPINGS ARENA - ONE WEEK LATER
Rowdy Roddy Piper stands with a microphone in an interview
booth with a sign which reads "Piper's Pit," a weekly segment
he does.
Piper interviews a large FEMALE WRESTLER wearing a cowboy
hat and boots, COWGIRL WENDY RICHTER.
ROWDY RODDY PIPER
Round 'em up, here we go, Cowgirl
Wendy Richter is on my show.
(sniffs the air)
Wendy, is that aftershave you're
wearing or just the lingering aroma
of the pigslop in your toenails?
Cowgirl Wendy cocks her fist at Piper. He cowers in fear.
ROWDY RODDY PIPER (CONT'D)
No need for any pugilistics. I'll
just take your word that it's after
shave. Now, you have a very big
match coming up -
73.
MARTIN
Turner's called three times today.
He wants an answer.
VINCE
Tell my pal Ted to stick it.
LINDA
The new USA Cable Network just offered
us nationwide cable, Marty. And we
keep ownership!
INT. ABC STUDIOS - NEW YORK CITY - EVENING
A taping of the news magazine show "20/20." Anchor HUGH
DOWNS speaks to the Camera.
HUGH DOWNS
Suddenly, everyone is talking about
pro wrestling. The World Wrestling
Federation's weekly TV show recently
quadrupled its ratings. We have
with us the mastermind behind all of
this hoopla, a man some have called
"the Don King of Pro Wrestling,"
Vince McMahon.
Vince sits next to Hugh, smiling broadly.
HUGH DOWNS (CONT'D)
Where are these new fans coming from?
VINCE
It's what I call "The Rock 'N
Wrestling Connection." Cyndi brought
a whole new group of fans to pro
wrestling that had never seen it
before. Now you've got Yuppies seated
next to construction workers at the
matches. In fact, next week there's
another big star appearing. I pity
the fool who would miss it.
INT. "PIPER'S PIT" AT THE TELEVISION TAPINGS - EVENING
"A-Team" star MR. T sits down with Rowdy Roddy Piper.
ROWDY RODDY PIPER
So I've heard you want a piece of
me, you big tough Hollywood star?
MR. T
I most definitely want a big 'ol
piece of you, fool. I've been
watching you run your fat sucka lips
off on TV and I just couldn't take
it anymore. So here I am.
75.
VINCE
It's all real, Dave.
Many in the Audience CHUCKLE. Dave makes one of his comical
"surprised" looks to the Camera.
- At Killer Kowalski's School, Vince, Hulk, and Killer train
Mr. T. Killer throws Mr. T to the mat. Mr. T screams.
KILLER
No, thas da Bam-Bam! No good -
INT. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN - NIGHT
The roar of the standing room-only Crowd deafens.
Supered: "Wrestlemania I - March 31, 1985"
IN THE ANNOUNCERS BOOTH, Vince, Pat Patterson, and Jesse
Ventura call the action. Vince's muscles have grown
considerably since the last scene.
JESSE VENTURA
History is being made here tonight!
VINCE
What else can you say about a Main
Event match-up which features Muhammad
Ali as the Special Ref?
In the ring, MUHAMMAD ALI indeed plays the referee.
Mr. T picks up Rowdy Roddy Piper and deposits him on his
head. Hulk Hogan cheers for Mr. T.
Vince looks up at the stands - the fans seem to go on forever,
just like in his Vision.
He turns to Linda behind him.
VINCE (CONT'D)
How much?
LINDA
A million dollars -
Vince looks horrified. Linda smiles.
LINDA (CONT'D)
- at the gate alone. 50 million in
Pay-Per-View sales, and 20 million
in merchandising sales.
Vince grabs Linda and gives her a passionate kiss.
VINCE
Don't forget to say it.
Linda and Vince get up and shout to the crowd.
78.
EXECUTIVE #1 (CONT'D)
I think we can take down McMahon,
buy him out, and then corner the
market on the most popular "sport"
on cable.
EXECUTIVE #2
It'll be great for the Superstation.
That's all Turner needs to hear. He nods vigorously.
TURNER
How hard can this wrasslin' be?
Turner stops a BRAVES PLAYER en route to bat.
TURNER (CONT'D)
You!
BRAVES PLAYER
Coach?
TURNER
It's home run time!
EXT. AN ENORMOUS CORPORATE BUILDING - DAY
Brand-new, made entirely of mirrored glass. A colorful FLAG
reading "Larger Than Life" flies from the roof.
VINCE (V.O.)
I'd like to welcome you all to your
new home - Titan Tower!!
INT. THE BUILDING'S SWANK AUDITORIUM - CONTINUOUS
Vince speaks to his company from the podium. Linda, Pat,
and Martin stand nearby. A few hundred Employees applaud.
VINCE
Just as our meeting facility has
grown, so too must the WWF keep
growing. I want to be here for
Wrestlemania 20 and for it to be 20
times larger. I thought we'd be
able to take our time to grow after
Wrestlemania I, but as many of you
are aware, Ted Turner is starting
his own wrestling league, backed by
the financing of Turner Broadcasting.
I know this type of pirate - he'll
spend whatever it takes to put us
out of business. Because then the
Mouth of the South'll have everything
we pioneered all to himself.
(MORE)
80.
VINCE (CONT'D)
He's going to be cutting into our
market share immediately, so we need
to keep growing our audience, as
fast and as furious as we possibly
can. So, every week, you're each
responsible for bringing one good
idea for expanding the WWF to the
table. Never forget that we're being
challenged by a man with unlimited
resources. And never forget this -
we're only at the tip of the iceberg
of how big the WWF can become.
Linda grimaces at this, but says nothing.
INT. ANOTHER PART OF TITAN TOWER - LATER THAT DAY
Vince, Hulk, and Macho Man work out in the new, state-of-the-
art GYM. A gold-plated sign reading "The Power Factory" has
replaced the hand-written one.
Vince's muscles are becoming as huge as those of the
Wrestlers. He FLEXES proudly in the mirror.
INT. THE WWF TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - A FEW DAYS LATER
Prior to the matches, a frustrated Vince walks about the
ring with two WRESTLERS: BRIAN PILLMAN, a relatively small
guy with a wiry physique, and PRINCE JOHN, a bigger wrestler
with a "British Royalty Theme," including a GOLD CROWN.
VINCE
Guys, show me something fresh or I'm
gonna have to cut this one -
BRIAN PILLMAN
I got something to try. I'm not as
big as the other guys, you know,
Vince, so I have to get over in other
ways. Prince, assume the position -
Prince John lies down in the middle of the ring. Brian mounts
the top rope.
BRIAN
- maybe we could end like this?
Brian bounces a few times on the top rope and then LEAPS off -
he does a SOMERSAULT in mid-air and lands on Prince John.
INT. TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - THAT EVENING
Brian performs the spectacular Flying Somersault maneuver
again, to the roaring approval of the Crowd.
VINCE (O.S.)
That's Flyin' Brian Pillman!!
81.
CROCKETT
Hulk Hogan.
TURNER
I assume we've made this Hulk Hogan
substantial offers to join our team?
CROCKETT
We've offered him the sun and the
moon, but he's got sort of a samurai's
loyalty to Vince McMahon.
TURNER
So let's create our own Hulk Hogan
then. He's just a big blond guy
with muscles, right?
INT. THE TBS/NWA TAPING ARENA - NIGHT
Wearing a toupee, Jim Crockett interviews STING, a blond,
crew-cutted MUSCLE MAN, with colorful face paint.
STING
And I want to say to all the little
Stingers out there that as long as
the Big Man in Heaven's behind us,
we're gonna come out okay!
He flexes his muscles in a variety of poses.
The CROWD at the Television Taping wave large foam "Sting"
fingers, a complete rip-off of the Hulk foam fingers. The
Crowd is only sort of into it.
VNCE (V.O.)
Everything they tried was a lame
imitation. Meanwhile, every week we
were boldly going where no slobber-
knocker had gone before -
INT. THE TITAN TOWER BOARD ROOM - DAY
Vince meets with his Executives.
YOUNG EXECUTIVE
I thought to myself, "Who's the most
popular man in America?" I know
it's a long shot, but maybe he'd be
willing to make an appearance if we
worked in a patriotic theme. He
could manage Sgt. Slaughter in a
feud against Krusher Krushchev.
What a concept -
(does "Ronald Reagan")
"No illegal clotheslines! Not on my
watch, Mr. Gorbachev!"
87.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Even with our success, wrestling has
still been fringe entertainment.
People either loved it or hated it -
INT. ABC SPORTS BROADCASTING CENTER - EVENING
Two BROADCASTERS discuss the WWF.
ABC SPORTS BROADCASTER
In case any of you were wondering
whether the World Wrestling Federation
would go belly-up after admitting
wrestling was fake, the ratings for
their syndicated programs this week
actually increased.
CO-BROADCASTER
Who didn't know it was fake?
A MONTAGE OF THE WWF'S CONTINUED EXPANSION:
- An APPLIANCE STORE WINDOW: 20 televisions play "The Hulk
Hogan Saturday Morning Cartoon Show." An animated Hulk Hogan
and Macho Man beat up some CROOKS.
VINCE FROM THE PODIUM, CONT. (V.O.)
People used to think "Ice Capades" -
great! "Wrestling" - ugh! No more.
- "The WWF On Ice," an "Ice Capades"-style show. Professional
SKATERS wear giant Hulk Hogan and Rowdy Roddy Piper rubber
heads and do pirouettes.
- The "Wrestlemania II" logo spins into frame, followed by
logos for Wrestlemania III, and IV.
- A young DONALD TRUMP and Vince pose for photographs together
at a press conference at THE TRUMP PLAZA IN ATLANTIC CITY.
DONALD TRUMP
I've always been a fan of wrestling,
going back to the days of Bruno
Sammartino. And I'm proud to welcome
the WWF here to the Trump Plaza,
where we will host Wrestlemania IV!!!
- Hulk Hogan tapes "The Hulk Hogan Workout Video," doing
aerobics. KIDS in aerobics outfits work out in step behind.
VINCE FROM THE PODIUM, CONT. (V.O.)
We'll finally really compete for
family audiences with the Ringling
Brothers and the Walt Disney Company -
- A NEWSCASTER reports about steroids.
91.
NEWSCASTER
Trafficking in steroids has finally
been made illegal -
- At the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City,
Vince and his top Wrestlers ride on a WWF float.
- Return to Vince at the podium in Titan Tower.
VINCE FROM THE PODIUM, CONT. (V.O.)
Think of our wrestlers as your own
Mickey, Goofy, and Donald, to market
and merchandise every way possible.
- Toy Store shelves get stocked with Hulk Hogan, Macho Man,
and Roddy Piper action figures, bed spreads, and toothpaste.
VINCE (V.O.)
As the '80s drew to a close, we
weren't quite bigger than Disney
yet, but we didn't have a lot to
worry about either -
- Outside the MANN'S CHINESE THEATER in Hollywood, the marquee
reads "Hulk Hogan stars in his first movie: No Holds Barred."
A huge Hollywood Premiere in progress.
VINCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Turner kept pouring money into the
NWA, and things even got so pathetic
that he decided to take a more hands-
on approach -
INT. THE TBS/NWA TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - AFTERNOON
Ted Turner attempts to choreograph the night's matches, with
wrestlers Sting and Ric Flair. Jim Crockett watches, unhappy.
TURNER
Sting, you'll do one of those flips -
STING
A Sunset Flip, a Tokyo Flip, or a
South Detroit Superflip, sir?
TURNER
Ah, just a good flip. While you've
got Richard down there for the pin,
my big surprise is going to come
out. See, next week the Robocop
movie will premiere on my
Superstation. This will be a great
cross-promotion. Synergy in action -
A MAN in a ROBOCOP costume jumps into the ring.
TURNER (CONT'D)
- Ric Flair's secret partner!
92.
VINCE
You were juicing long before we met!
HULK
Hulk Hogan is bigger than just the
two of us. He's like Jesus to some
people. I have to consider that.
Going to Turner will let the Hulkster
have a clean slate.
VINCE
Because you'll be on a so-called
family network instead of working
for the evil WWF. I CREATED you!!
HULK
Not alone you didn't.
VINCE
If not for me, you'd still be playing
in fucking Long Island cheese dumps!
I can destroy anything I want to in
this place because I gave it to you -
Vince runs over to Hulk's giant-screen TELEVISION and pulls
it over. Hulk grabs onto Vince, pinning his arms together.
HULK
That's enough -
VINCE
I tell you when it's enough!
Vince elbows Hulk in the stomach, buckling him over. Hulk
punches Vince's jaw, then hurls him through his screen door.
Vince lies on Hulk's front walkway. Hulk locks his door.
EXT. U.S. DISTRICT COURT HOUSE - DAY
REPORTERS swarm a taxi. SOMEONE with crutches gets out.
REPORTER #1
Who's the big cripple?
INT. THE COURTROOM - LATER
Vince sits with his attorney Larry Brahman. Linda, Shane,
Stephanie, Pat, and Martin sit behind him.
The GOVERNMENT PROSECUTOR questions a haggard Superstar Billy
Graham, whose crutches lean against the stand.
PROSECUTOR
Mr. Graham, how many wrestlers in
the World Wrestling Federation would
you say were using steroids supplied
by one Dr. George Zahorian III?
97.
PROSECUTOR
But isn't it fair to say that Vince
McMahon created an environment that
was conducive to steroid abuse?
HULK
No. We all wanted to be huge because
the biggest wrestlers were the most
popular with the fans. How can you
hold Vince responsible for that?
Vince nods to Hulk, who looks away.
VINCE (V.O.)
Hulk could've destroyed me and
probably should have for his career's
sake. I guess he finally remembered
who made him capable of being referred
to as a "star witness." But even so,
Thor was Turner's super hero now.
The Prosecutor sits down and mumbles under his breath.
PROSECUTOR
Fucking carnies.
EXT. THE COURTROOM - ONE DAY LATER
Vince McMahon emerges, his arms around Shane and Stephanie.
Linda walks with them too, noticeably less jubilant.
INT. THE LIMOUSINE - A MINUTE OR SO LATER
Linda, Pat, Martin stare at Vince somberly.
VINCE
Who died?
PAT
Randy Savage, Roddy Piper, Curt
Hennig, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall...
all just signed with Turner.
VINCE
We made them great offers to re-sign!
MARTIN
Turner's were better. A LOT better.
He's in full Richie Rich mode. Buying
everything we created.
PAT
They all wanted to get as far away
from us as possible, anyway. On
Planet Turner, they'll be able to
reinvent themselves with the fans.
100.
VINCE
Those guys were like family -
LINDA
Not exactly like family, obviously.
INT. LOCKER ROOM AT TELEVISION TAPINGS - THE NEXT NIGHT
Vince yells on his cell phone as he walks.
VINCE
Macho, please pick up. FUCK!!
Vince walks past Flyin' Brian Pillman, who sits in a darkened
stretch of the locker room. Neither of them notice each
other. We stay with Flyin' Brian.
Brian's hands shake, and he sweats. He tries to stand up
but sits back down quick, gripping his SWOLLEN ANKLE. Brian
jabs a dirty SYRINGE into his ankle.
VINCE (V.O.) (CONT'D)
On April 23, 1994, Turner launched
"WCW Monday Night Nitro" to compete
directly with our flagship show,
"WWF Monday Night Raw."
INT. TBS STUDIOS - ATLANTA
Mean Gene Okerlund, Vince's former top announcer, stands in
front of the WCW LOGO, which looks very similar to the WWF's.
He does the intimidated announcer act, just as in the WWF.
MEAN GENE
Welcome to the new World Championship
Wrestling! And I'm not alone -
Hulk Hogan enters in his familiar red and yellow outfit.
The fans erupt with applause.
HULK
Hulkamania has invaded WCW, brother!
He shreds his shirt off, in his trademark pose.
MORE MOMENTS FROM THE SAME NIGHT:
- Macho Man interviewed by Mean Gene.
MACHO MAN
It's "Macho Time" in WCW -
- Eric Bischoff, the co-host, speaks to the camera.
BISCHOFF
We're going to provide a little weekly
service to all of our fans.
(MORE)
101.
BISCHOFF (CONT'D)
We know that there's another wrestling
show on right now. We're going to
make it easy for you. Since that
other show was taped two weeks ago,
and we're live, we'll just let you
know who won there. Then you'll be
free to enjoy "Nitro" -
(reads from notepad)
So here goes - on WWF "Raw" Dustin
Rhodes beat Shawn Michaels, the
Patriot beat Big Van Vader -
VINCE (V.O.)
Turner owned his network, so he could
afford to go live. If we did a live
show, though, the costs would kill
us. But we were dying this way too -
INT. VINCE'S OFFICE - THE NEXT DAY
Vince and Pat watch CNN NEWS, which displays pictures of
Vince McMahon and Ted Turner.
CNN REPORTER
In our last story, a death match is
on for control of the professional
wrestling world. In what has become
quickly known in wrestling circles
as the "Monday Night Wars," Vince
McMahon's WWF and Ted Turner's WCW
are in a ratings battle to be the
dominant Monday night wrestling show.
Until recently, the WWF was the top
dog in wrestling, but for the first
time this week, it was beaten ever-
so-slightly in the ratings by WCW.
PAT
Why are the stories that slam us the
worst always on CNN?
Martin enters the room. He's crying.
VINCE
We saw it.
MARTIN
Not the ratings. Brian Pillman just
died of a heart attack.
INT. VINCE'S OFFICE - LATE THAT EVENING
Vince lies on the couch, watching television. He looks
horrible. Everyone else has gone home. On the television,
the original Frankenstein plays.
102.
DR. FRANKENSTEIN
It's alive! Alive!
Vince turns on the VCR with his REMOTE, playing another NEWS
REPORT of Flyin' Brian Pillman's death.
NEWS REPORTER
- the coroner's report revealed heart
disease, believed to have been caused
by an addiction to painkillers, and
possibly anabolic steroids -
Vince fast-forwards a bit.
NEWS REPORTER (CONT'D)
- he was only 34 years old -
Vince fast-forwards again.
NEWS REPORTER (CONT'D)
- another blow to the struggling WWF -
Vince shuttles back and forth on the tape, playing only
sentence fragments, creating a surreal strobing effect.
Vince grabs a LAMP and angrily smashes it through the TV.
INT. THE POWER FACTORY GYM - MUCH LATER THAT EVENING
Having lifted the same huge BARBELL for hours, Vince screams
in agony each time he raises it, torturing himself.
He tosses the barbell, staggers to his feet, walks up to one
of the MIRRORED WALLS, and stares into his own eyes.
VINCE
Larger Than Life.
He contorts his face, pointing at it wildly.
Vince smashes his fist into his mirrored face, cutting his
hands. A multiple, distorted reflection of himself bounces
about the room.
He grabs one of the weight-lifting POLES and SMASHES all of
the mirrors in the weight room.
EXT. THE ROOF OF TITAN TOWER - A FEW MINUTES LATER
The wind blows fierce. Vince grabs the huge "Larger Than
Life" flag, which flies from the side. A gust of wind takes
hold of the flag, pulling Vince straight off the roof.
He crashes several stories through trees and a huge bush.
INT. A HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM - SOME TIME LATER
Vince wakes up with bandages on his hands and scratches all
over him. The first thing he sees is Linda.
103.
VINCE
Am I dead?
LINDA
Not unless I'm dead too.
VINCE
It's just that you looked like an
angel.
Vince reaches up and grabs Linda's hands.
VINCE (CONT'D)
I'm retiring. We'll sell the WWF.
LINDA
You're not capable of relaxing, much
less retiring. I can deal with what
goes on at the company, Vinnie. You
were definitely right about Turner
and how dangerous he is. But what I
do need to know is that you're mine
and mine alone. Or I'm gone.
VINCE
That's a better deal than I deserve.
LINDA
You're goddamn right it is.
Vince holds out his hand to be "tagged." Linda gently tags.
Shane quickly enters the room. He's frantic.
SHANE
Dad?! I drove down from New York.
Stephanie's coming too.
LINDA
He's okay, Shane.
Vince and Linda hold hands with Shane.
VINCE
We're all okay.
EXT. THE GROUNDS OF TITAN TOWER - THE NEXT DAY
Vince and Shane stare at Vince's hole in the bush.
VINCE
It's like the ROAD RUNNER cartoon,
when the Coyote goes through a wall.
SHANE
You can see the outline of your 'do.
104.
VINCE
I bet that fall would have killed
Eric Bischoff.
SHANE
If he had to build this business
from the ground up like you did,
Bischoff would have slit his wrists.
VINCE
It's a lot easier to steal a wrestling
star than create one. I should know.
SHANE
I can help you fight them, Dad. I'm
a McMahon. With the two of us
together, Turner and Bischoff won't
stand a chance.
VINCE
I don't know if they're beatable at
this point, though.
SHANE
You're the one who taught me that
when life hits you, just hit back
harder. In the balls, even.
VINCE
I don't want to see more wrestlers
die.
SHANE
Neither do I, but that wasn't your
fault. All types of jocks are
addicted to painkillers. It's part
of the game. No one makes the
wrestlers do it. These are guys
who'd be working in gas stations if
it weren't for us. Now, we gotta
strike back at Turner soon or we'll
lose everything.
VINCE
How do we fight someone with that
much money?
SHANE
We use it against him.
INT. THE WWF "RAW" TAPING ARENA - THE NEXT MONDAY NIGHT
ROCKY MAIVIA, a bulky young wrestler of mixed race, drop-
kicks a wiry, smaller wrestler named CHRIS BENOIT.
VINCE AS ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Rocky Maivia, a new star here in the
WWF, has Chris Benoit under control -
105.
SHANE (CONT'D)
These guys are small-time, but I
think people would go nuts for this
if we did it. Not as, well, extreme,
as this, obviously.
LINDA
Obviously! And they'd go nuts
alright, not the good kind.
Vince is more intrigued though.
VINCE
Well, this stuff in Philly... we
can't do it exactly, but there's
something there, sort of. An
attitude...
SHANE
An attitude, right! Like a bunch of
pirates. That's what we need our
new star to be like.
VINCE
Yeah. That. I've looked all over
the place and I don't see our new
Ali on the horizon.
They all nod, defeated.
VINCE (CONT'D)
Let's get some rest. We still have
a taping tomorrow.
INT. "RAW" TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - EVENING
Vince and Shane watch in the back as JAKE ROBERTS, a wrestler
doing a "preacher gimmick" is carried out of the ring, after
a match where he has taken a beating.
STEVE AUSTIN, the bald-headed, muscle-bound wrestler who
just defeated him, saunters up to the ANNOUNCER for a post-
match interview. There is something unique about Austin,
from the other more cartoon-y wrestlers we've been gotten
used to. Something edgier, grittier, genuinely dangerous.
ON VINCE AND SHANE
VINCE
Steve looks different.
SHANE
Yeah, he shaved his head. And he
doesn't want to be called "Stunning"
Steve Austin anymore.
VINCE
Good. It was a lame gimmick.
108.
LINDA (CONT'D)
what kids can already see in movies,
TV, or video games.
VINCE, SHANE, AND STEPHANIE TOGETHER
No problem.
INT. TITAN TOWER AUDITORIUM - DAY
Vince rallies his assembled Employees. Linda, Shane, and
Stephanie stand behind him.
VINCE
I've always proudly called myself a
populist. My father actually taught
me this, and it's always been the
McMahon family motto: Give the people
what they want. The thing is, what
the people want changes every ten
years or so, and we have to change
also. Or die. We want people to
tune into us to be entertained like
they can't anywhere else. We want
wrestling to reflect what's really
going on in America. Turner owns
all of our wrestlers and ideas from
our Take Your Vitamins/Say Your
Prayers Era. He can choke on them.
The days of good versus evil are
over in the WWF. The real world is
painted in the blood of both. Our
new brand can be summed up in one
word....
EXT. TITAN TOWER - DAY
A pirate-like BLACK FLAG is raised outside with the word
"ATTITUDE" scrawled across it in white letters.
VINCE (CONT., V.O.)
This is going to be a big change for
some of you, and I wanted to give
you fair warning about our new story
lines -
INT. "RAW" TELEVISION TAPING ARENA - DAY
An ANDROGYNOUS WRESTLER, wearing a blond wig and make-up,
along with a shiny gold jumpsuit, enters the ring.
VINCE AS ANNOUNCER
This is GOLD DUST!
Wrestler Chris Benoit, much more muscular than a few years
ago, charges Gold Dust, who hits Benoit hard with a STEEL
CHAIR in the head.
110.
BISCHOFF
They've actually just introduced a
pimp-themed wrestler that passes out
these to the crowd -
Bischoff holds up a plastic CONDOM with the WWF symbol and
"Attitude" scrawled across it.
TURNER
You think these things work?
BISCHOFF
I wouldn't trust anything the McMahons
produce, sir. They truly have no
morals whatsoever.
TURNER
Hey, even Jerry Springer just took
the fights out of his show because
he knows people got sick of them.
BISCHOFF
But Springer's ratings crashed.
He's putting the fights back.
TURNER
Maybe we'll just be the wrestling
federation for the family crowd.
How long'll parents let their kids
keep watching his shows now?
BISCHOFF
I saw an awful lot of young kids
flashing their middle fingers on
"Raw." Their parents didn't blink!
TED
Even when the people want something,
you shouldn't always give it to them.
BISCHOFF
Ted, you've invested hundreds of
millions -
TURNER
- which are just a number. McMahon
is willing to let his own dream eat
him, and everyone around him, to
keep it alive. That's the difference
between us. Always has been.
Turner sits back at his desk, puts his feet up, and exhales.
TURNER (CONT'D)
Screw it. It's just wrasslin'.
113.