Published April 14, 2017
Oz Daily
Were not in Kansas
Anymore Sammy.
Breaking news, we just
found out that the
Winchester brothers, also
known as Sam and Dean
which originate from
America, are off to Oz to
fight off the wicked witch
of the west also known as
Elphaba Thropp, mostly
known as a radical for
animal rights in Oz.
After what the Ozians
thought Dorthey and her
dog extinguished the
witch, she is back to cause
more trouble than what she
had left. She caused quite a
curse on a munchkin
known as Boq that turned
into a tin man, and Fiyero
(her lover) who she turned
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Figure 1 Elphaba Thropp Terrorizing Ozians'
into a scare crow, and Roses are Good, Beer
made the cowardly lion I is Better. I
cowardly after setting him Roseanne
lose to the wild when he Conner has
was just a cub. Elphaba is been
known to cause mayhem selected to
and terrorize Ozians on a become the
peaceful day. Her green next
skin and pointed nose is a Bachelorette.
terrifying thing to see. Her When asked
known weakness is water what will be
but the Winchester different
brothers think theres more about this upcoming
than just water that can put season, she mentions
this witch down. With their wanting to hand out beers
mighty friend with wings instead of roses. Conner
known as Castiel this states "I consider myself a
should be an easy match to pretty good judge of
fight. Reporting live, Oz people, that's why I don't
Daily. like most of em." Chris
-Genesis Rodriguez Harrison has not said much
since the news broke to the
air, cameramen have
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mentioned that he has been that its not for eating, but chased from the highway
hiding out a lot more than as a face and belly mask. and claims to have used
usual. This season Apparently, ketchup and donuts to divert the
premieres Monday, May placenta are good for zombies away. They were
1st at 7 pm Central time. collagen and toning of the vicious and I knew I
skin. If I may say so, that needed to do what was
-Traci Pollard
is some freaky skin right to survive so I started
Ketchup with regime, but if Queen B chucking donuts their
Beyonces New says so, well I guess Ill way.
have to as well.
Beauty Routine! -Tiffany Schmidt
-Ashley Vidal
Shes Billionaire celebrity
known Elon Musk Bought
almost
DOnut Fear! This the Moon yesterday.
everywhere
in the Pastry Just Might
world. Her Save YOUR LIFE!
fans call
her: Bee,
Mothe,
Juju, Sasha Fierce, or
Queen B. Yes, everyone,
its Beyonce. Everyone Believe or not. Elon Musk
probably already knows did it. After 4 years of
that Queen B has been secret negotiations with all
quite pregnant with her the world leaders, Musk
twins. Though her belly is finally accomplished the
swollen, our Queen is still deal. He is now the owner
looking good. How does BREAKING NEWS! of the Moon, SpaceX,
she do it? Well, LV Homer Simpson was PayPal, Tesla, and
Journal were able to catch spotted as a survivor in Hyperloop.
up with Yonce a few days The Walking Dead. Rick For the next 2 years Musk
ago and she has blessed us revealed the body of an is planning to do 12 cargo
with a few minutes to overweight male lying next flights to the moon. Also,
answer some questions on to the police station.
he is planning to move the
how she keeps up with her Homer states, that he fled Moon to Mars when he
looks while being after the apocalypse and is moves there. This sounds
pregnant. The secret is: beginning to lose his like Science Fiction but it
ketchup and placenta. eyesight. He is in stable is true. There is nothing
With our journalist mouth condition; however, he was impossible for the Iron
agape, I was able to get a evaluated for food distress Man.
hold of myself and ask due to sugar withdrawals.
how and why. She says Homer reveals that he was -Ilka Avramova
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Ramsay does WHAT! WOW! Puppy reported the issue to the

I Outrage! I
police and they came
straight to the scene. Demi
Screaming, was being charged with
bleeding, battery towards the
and words attendant and trespassing.
not to be As of now the police are in
repeated an ongoing investigation of
were all why these employees were
thrown hired and if there has been
down in any harm to the other
the puppy animals.
boutique of
in The City Plankton at it Again!
of LA when Demi Lovato
THIS JUST IN! Rumors
went to go and pick up her
about Gordon Ramsay
dog Batman from the
becoming Barry Bee
Groomers when she
Benson's - most notably
realized how terrible
known for his role in the
Batman looked. As she
acclaimed 'Bee Movie"
inspected her pup, she
movie - personal chef,
noticed cuts on his ears
have finally been
and his nails were
confirmed. The well-
bleeding. When she asked
renounced chef, with a
why his hair was cut so Plankton was caught trying
very popular restaurant
horribly the front desk to steal the Krabby Patty
located on the Strip and
attendant said that nothing formula again. This time
other cities, multiple
was wrong. Annoyed with he didn't do it alone
popular television shows,
the girl she decided to though. He had the help
and a net worth of 160
climb over the to go and from Anti-Cosmo.
million dollars, has
speak to the groomers. As Apparently Anti-Cosmo
decided to move on to
the front desk attendant followed Timmy and his
smaller things (pun not
tried to hold her back fairly odd parents when
intended). His only
Demi punched the girl they went deep sea diving
statement was that he
leaving her with a broken and somehow ended up in
hoped to be as busy as a
and bloody nose. As Demi the Bikini Bottom. That is
bee, despite the tiny
approached the back of the where Plankton and Anti-
servings he would be
groomers she saw that Cosmo met. Plankton
creating. More information
none of the groomers wre asked Anti-Cosmo with
to come.
even using the proper help on stealing the secret
-Liliana Acero-Pedroza tools; and they seemed formula for the Krabby
very unprofessional. She Patty but the only way he
got straight to it and would help would be if

Plankton helped him out.
Everything was going as
planned until Timmy and
his fairly odd parents
found out and alerted Mr.
Krabs and Spongebob.
When they finally tried to
steal the secret formula,
they were both caught.
Anti-Cosmo was taken by
Jorgen and is now being
held captive in the jail in
Fairy World and as for
Plankton he is in the jail of
the Bikini Bottom.
- Nicole Lopez
Pimp My Ride
Host to Appear on
Rupauls Drag Race
Xzibit
who?
Xzibit
NEW.
Former
rapper and
MTV host
of Pimp
My Ride will take the
stage on season ten of
Rupauls Drag Race.
Instead of pimping cars or
dropping bars, Xzibit will
be among sassy drag queen
stars like Kimora Blac,
Sasha Velour, and
Valentina in the new
upcoming season.
If Im bein real, I dead
always wanted to be a drag
queen, Xzibit tells Queen
Magazine, I just didnt
want to do it until now.
It seems Rupauls Drag
Race is the perfect
opportunity for Xzibit to
debut his long-awaited
dream of hitting the stage
and strutting his stuff.
Well all be patiently
waiting to see him as a
contestant on season ten
this coming summer.
- Maria Quiles
Christina El Moussa
is speaking out. The
star of Flip or Flop
(Links to an external
site.) has broken her
silence for the first
time since her
estranged husband
Tarek filed for
divorce (Links to an
external site.) last
I week. I Gary.
This comes shortly after In
Touch revealed that
Christina already moved
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on with her new boyfriend,
Gary Anderson. As In
Touch exclusively
revealed, Tarek was
suspicious that Christina
was texting another man
(Links to an external site.)
while the two were still
married. Gary and
Christina met in 2015
when he was hired as a
contractor to do work on
their personal pool. The
reality star immediately
took a liking to the older,
wealthy divorc
Christina grew close to
Gary. Tarek was
suspicious that she was
getting involved with
someone but had no
concrete evidence, a
source told In Touch. That
later changed when Tarek
saw Christinas phone and
believed there was some
inappropriate texting going
on between Christina and
However, in a statement to
In Touch, both Tarek and
Christina deny that they
were talking to other
people during their
marriage.
Neither of us was
involved in a romantic
relationship with any third
party prior to our
separation, or believes the
other was, they said.
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While Christina and Tarek
are now technically free to
date whomever they want,
a source close to HGTV
recently told In Touch that
the network is threatening
to make them stay together
(Links to an external site.)
for the sake of ratings.
This is getting really
ugly, the network source
explained to In Touch,
exclusively. HGTV is
livid with Tarek and
Christina. Flip or Flop just
wont be the same if
theyre not together, so
execs desperately want
them to reunite to save the
show. If they cant do that,
the network wants to make
it seem like theyre getting
along, at least until their
contract is over. They were
given an ultimatum: Either
finish out your contracts or
well take you to court [for
breach of contract]. The
network basically said,
You guys need to work
together, be seen together
as a family, walk down the
street together.
- Endia Mack
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