LEGO Star Trek Beyond

(SCRIPT SAMPLE)
By

Vince Pavey

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INT. USS ENTERPRISE, DECK 15
CAPTAIN KIRK walks down one of the familiar decks of THE
ENTERPRISE. He grips his starfleet coffee mug firmly in
his hand as he confidently heads for the bridge.

KIRK (NARRATION)
Captains Log, Stardate 2263.2 -
After encountering an alien in an
escape pod at Starbase Yorktown,
The Enterprise has been dispatched
on a rescue mission to a nearby
planet.
KIRK steps into the turbolift and leans against the wall as
he waits to arrive at his destination.

KIRK (NARRATION)
This should be a fairly simple
search-and-rescue operation, but
something about our new friend
Kalara gives me a strange feeling
in my gut. Well, its either that
...or the chicken sandwich and
coffee I had for lunch.
KIRK frowns and rubs his rumbling belly. Its groans
sound like the hum of a tribble.

INT. USS ENTERPRISE, BRIDGE

The turbolift doors open and KIRK walks out on to the bridge
where he met by the whole bridge crew and the mysterious
alien, KALARA. He sits in his captains chair with the
swagger weve come to expect.
KIRK
Lieutenant Uhura, open a ship-wide
channel.

UHURA
Yes, Captain.
UHURA follows orders and pushes some buttons. We hear the
familiar jingle of an open shipwide comm. KIRK readjusts in
his seat for comfort.

KIRK (CONTD)
Attention crew of The Enterprise.
Our mission is straightforward.
Rescue a crew stranded on a planet
in uncharted space.
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EXT. ENTERPRISE, OUTSIDE A DARK NEBULA

A wide, beautiful shot of THE LEGO USS ENTERPRISE in open
space. It floats at the maw of the nebula, waiting to go
inside.

KIRK (CONTD)
Our trajectory will take us through
an unstable nebula - one which will
disable all communication with
Starfleet. Were gonna be on our
own.
INT. ENTERPRISE, DECK 2
A slow zoom in on KEENSERs face as he and some of the other
crew stand still to listen. He looks worried.

KIRK (CONTD) (O.S)

But The Enterprise has something no
other ship in the fleet has. You.
...and as weve come to understand,
there is no such thing as the
unknown..
EXT. ENTERPRISE, INSIDE A DARK NEBULA
As THE ENTERPRISE heads into the nebula, two large asteroids
violently crash together behind it and scatter into a shower
of brown and grey LEGO studs.
KIRK (CONTD) (O.S)
...only the temporarily hidden.
Kirk out.

INT. ENTERPRISE, BRIDGE

The lights on the bridge are dimmer than we usually see. It
looks like theyre putting most of the power to keeping the
ship together.

The entire ship is vibrating as they move forward through a

treacherous asteroid field. Everyone looks uneasy, except
for CHEKOV who leans back in his seat with his arms behind
his head.

CHEKOV
This is kind of nice, no?
SPOCK raises a vulcan eyebrow.
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CHEKOV
Like a massage chair!
CHEKOV nods to himself as if kindly reaffirming his own
statement, before the vibrations start to ease off.

CHEKOV (DISAPPOINTED)
Aw. Cloud density diminishing, sir.
EXT. ENTERPRISE, OUTSIDE A DARK NEBULA (THE OTHER SIDE)

THE LEGO ENTERPRISE safely leaves the nebula and makes a

slow approach to orbit a pretty looking blue and green
planet.
INT. ENTERPRISE, BRIDGE

The bridge lights are now back to full power and everyone
seems a lot more comfortable.
KALARA
This is Altamid. My ship is
stranded here.

SPOCK presses a button on his computer - the word NOPE

flashes up on the screen in red text.
SPOCK
Scans indicate that there are only
minimal life signs.
CHEKOV (WORRIED)
Proximity alert, sir! We have an
unknown ship headed right for us.

KIRK
Lieutenant Uhura, hail them.
On the viewscreen is KRALL. His menacing look would scare
most people - but not CAPTAIN KIRK.

KIRK
This is Captain James T.-
KRALL
I am Krall. You are mine. I demand
you give me The Abronath!
KIRK
Where Im from, its polite to let
people finish their sentenc-
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KRALL
Thats a nice Enterprise youve got
there... Itd be a shame if
something happened to it!

KRALL ends their communication and vanishes from the screen.

INT. KRALLS VESSEL
KRALL angrily turns to his underling, MANAS.

KRALL
TEAR THAT SHIP APART!
INT. ENTERPRISE, BRIDGE
KIRK
He wouldnt.
The entire ship quakes as KRALLs attack begins.
SPOCK
He did.

EXT. ENTERPRISE, ABOVE ALTAMID

A SWARM OF DRONE SHIPS attacks The LEGO Enterprise. Theyre
trying to dismantle it brick by brick. They start with the
deflector dish on the front.

INT. ENTERPRISE, BRIDGE

The lights dim and/or turn red as the ship and crew go into
battle mode.

KIRK
Shields up, red alert! Fire
everything weve got!
SULU
They took out the dish - shields
are inoperable!
KIRK
Warp us out of here, Mr. Sulu!

SULU
Yes, sir.
SULU tries to do a warp jump - but theres no jump.
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EXT. ENTERPRISE, ABOVE ALTAMID

THE SWARM SHIPS are recklessly and violently taking apart
the warp nacelles! Some of them are also intentionally
colliding with THE ENTERPRISE so that their robot pilots can
get on board.

INT. ENTERPRISE, BRIDGE

KIRK
Why arent we moving?!

SULU
I cant engage the warp drive, sir!
KIRK presses a button on his chair.

KIRK
I need to go to warp, Scotty!
INT, ENTERPRISE, NEAR THE NACELLES
SCOTTY is basically frantically trying to rebuild the back
part of THE ENTERPRISE from scratch, throwing up various
LEGO pieces as fast as he can.
SCOTTY
Im trying to fix it Captain, but
theyre taking it apart faster than
I can build it! Im already out of
grey!
EXT. ENTERPRISE, ABOVE ALTAMID
In a wide shot, we see that half of THE ENTERPRISE is now
made out of an assortment of oddly coloured bricks.
INT, ENTERPRISE, NEAR THE NACELLES
KIRK (O.S)
Scotty, I need warp. Now!

SCOTTY looks pained. More worried than weve ever seen him.
SCOTTY
I cannae sir, the nacelles...
theyve ... theyve gone!
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EXT. ENTERPRISE, ABOVE ALTAMID

The nacelles float off brick by brick into deep space.
INT. ENTERPRISE, BRIDGE

We get a close up look at a worried but determined CAPTAIN

KIRKs face.
[ITS AT THIS POINT A LEVEL BEGINS WHERE THE PLAYER MUST
ESCAPE THE ENTERPRISE AND UTLIMATELY CRASH DOWN ON PLANET
ALTAMID IN ONE PIECE.]