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Version 3.0
31 July 2017
DOI: https://doi.org/10.6084/m9.figshare.5248264
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Contents
Introduction
The papers
The Sokal hoax (1996)
The blog that called predator (June 2009)
Abstract theology (August 2011)
Random math (September 2012)
The Bohannon Science sting (October 2013)
Get me off your fucking mailing list (November 2014)
Cuckoo for cocoa puffs (January 2015)
Fake news (May 2015)
Been there, done that (August 2016)
Siri, write me a conference abstract (October 2016)
The first Spears (November 2016)
The second Spears (December 2016)
Doctor Fraud (March 2017)
A paper about nothing (April 2017)
The conceptual penis (May 2017)
The garbagell do (July 2017)
Spam inspires surreal sting (July 2017)
Analysis
How much harm is done by predatory journals?
How much harm is done by stings and hoaxes?
From predator to mutualist
Do stings matter?
Colophon
Introduction
Introduction
Some papers should never have been published. The papers in this
anthology were published despite this, and are now gathered together
in this collection.
Why?
What possible reason could there be for collecting all the rubbish that
even the authors of the material hoped would never see the light of day?
Why bring together all the material that they hoped any sensible editor
would reject?
All these papers were deliberately bad. They were created with the
purpose of exposing exploitative publishing practices. That is, the works
collected here were sting operations on predatory journals.
The editors and journals that made the mistake of accepting and
publishing these papers often strive mightily to hide their mistakes.
They do not want people to know what obvious trash they accepted,
because it hurts their business model. Those journals dont deserve to
have their bad practices vanish under a rug.
Epic failure can be throw the normal into sharp relief, making it easier
to understand the normal procedure of academic publishing. Academic
publishing is a process that is difficult for people outside of the field to
understand. Some might find these papers useful as examples of what
not to do, either as a writer or a reviewer.
I hope that by collecting all these efforts into a single volume, anyone
who is tempted to create another fake paper to submit to a dodgy
journal will heed some advice. Do not less than your predecessors.
The papers
The Sokal hoax (1996)
Any anthology of fake academic papers would be incomplete without
mentioning Alan Sokal. In the1990s, physicist Alan Sokal penned a
nonsense paper in reaction to post-modernism that was the vogue in
humanities in the United States. Some forms of post-modernism
claimed that there was no privileged interpretation of text, which Sokal
mocked in his paper, which claimed there was no basis for reality.
Sokals paper also mocked the dense, pretentious writing style of post-
modern scholarship.
Sokals paper is different from most of the others in this collection. Most
stings are created to expose completely illegitimate journals with no
real connection to academia, which was not the case with Social Text.
Nevertheless, Sokal may have set a precedent for using spoof papers to
draw attention to weak editorial practices.
Resources
Editors of Lingua Franca. 2000. The Sokal Hoax: The Sham That Shook
the Academy. Nebraska Press.
http://www.nebraskapress.unl.edu/bison/9780803279957/
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(June 2009)
The creation of PLOS ONE in 2006 was a watershed moment for
scientific publishing. While other journals had been open access, PLOS
ONE was deliberately provocative. It did not review for perceived
importance. It was not limited by number of pages. It was financed by
article processing fees, paid by the author(s).
Daviss paper was rejected the first time he submitted it. But Davis
second submission was not rejected.
The acceptance of Daviss fake paper was widely reported. His sting was
influential in two ways. First, it started a trend of testing the editorial
oversight of journals with fake papers. Second, it contributed to the
perception that open access journals generally were unreliable, despite
many open access journals that were run with the same level of editorial
oversight and peer review.
Abstract ware.
We proceed as follows. We motivate the need
The synthesis of the Ethernet is a confusing grand for e-commerce. Along these same lines, to answer
challenge. Given the current status of knowledge- this quagmire, we concentrate our efforts on dis-
based archetypes, statisticians particularly desire the confirming that active networks and suffix trees [14]
refinement of superpages, which embodies the prac- are largely incompatible. To achieve this intent, we
tical principles of software engineering. In order to concentrate our efforts on confirming that the World
address this riddle, we investigate how web browsers Wide Web can be made electronic, empathic, and de-
can be applied to the construction of the Ethernet. centralized. Finally, we conclude.
1
Several encrypted and ubiquitous heuristics have TriflingThamyn
been proposed in the literature. On the other hand, node
TriflingThamyn
the complexity of their method grows logarithmi- client
cally as Boolean logic grows. Further, unlike many TriflingThamyn
previous methods, we do not attempt to manage or server
develop the evaluation of I/O automata. Further- Web
more, Karthik Lakshminarayanan constructed sev-
eral lossless solutions, and reported that they have
tremendous effect on the deployment of Internet Client
B
QoS. This is arguably unreasonable. As a result,
the class of frameworks enabled by TriflingThamyn
is fundamentally different from previous approaches NAT
[13, 21]. It remains to be seen how valuable this re-
search is to the steganography community.
Our method is related to research into ambimor- Gateway
phic configurations, erasure coding, and cacheable
models [3]. Clearly, comparisons to this work are ill- Figure 1: The relationship between TriflingThamyn and
conceived. Smith et al. proposed several omniscient relational communication.
methods [2, 11, 20], and reported that they have min-
imal effect on replicated symmetries [5]. Although
assume that scatter/gather I/O can be made peer-to-
John Hennessy et al. also motivated this approach,
peer, secure, and extensible. This seems to hold in
we explored it independently and simultaneously [7].
most cases. Therefore, the design that TriflingTh-
Therefore, despite substantial work in this area, our
amyn uses is feasible.
method is clearly the solution of choice among cryp-
Consider the early design by H. Nehru et al.; our
tographers [6, 18, 19, 23]. The only other noteworthy
framework is similar, but will actually accomplish
work in this area suffers from fair assumptions about
this aim [4]. On a similar note, we show a novel ap-
XML.
plication for the study of semaphores in Figure 1. We
show the relationship between our application and
web browsers in Figure 1. We use our previously
3 Model emulated results as a basis for all of these assump-
tions.
Furthermore, we consider a framework consisting of
n operating systems. Though hackers worldwide
always hypothesize the exact opposite, TriflingTh- 4 Implementation
amyn depends on this property for correct behav-
ior. On a similar note, we scripted a trace, over the Our implementation of our methodology is pseudo-
course of several years, showing that our design is random, wearable, and collaborative. We have not
not feasible. While information theorists usually hy- yet implemented the centralized logging facility, as
pothesize the exact opposite, our framework depends this is the least private component of our method.
on this property for correct behavior. Similarly, we Our methodology is composed of a virtual machine
2
monitor, a server daemon, and a hand-optimized 1.5
systems
compiler. 10-node
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computationally collaborative methodologies
thin clients 0.9
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signal-to-noise ratio (teraflops) distance (nm)
Figure 3: The median work factor of TriflingThamyn, Figure 4: The expected latency of our application, as a
as a function of distance. function of sampling rate.
6 Conclusion
In conclusion, in our research we explored Tri-
Shown in Figure 2, experiments (1) and (4) enu- flingThamyn, a method for virtual methodologies.
merated above call attention to TriflingThamyns To accomplish this ambition for unstable models, we
time since 1999. these effective time since 1967 ob- constructed new metamorphic algorithms. Continu-
servations contrast to those seen in earlier work [8], ing with this rationale, our algorithm has set a prece-
such as Ron Rivests seminal treatise on local-area dent for suffix trees, and we expect that systems engi-
networks and observed tape drive throughput. Gaus- neers will analyze TriflingThamyn for years to come.
sian electromagnetic disturbances in our mobile tele- We expect to see many futurists move to studying
phones caused unstable experimental results [15]. TriflingThamyn in the very near future.
Note that vacuum tubes have less jagged effective
floppy disk throughput curves than do autogenerated References
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Abstract theology (August 2011)
Maarten Boudry is a philosopher who argues that science and religion
are not compatible. Boudry created a nonsense conference abstract to
try to show that theologians could not distinguish theology from
nonsense. Boudry submitted the abstract to two conferences under the
fake name Robert A. Maundy (an anagram of his name) and a made-
up university. (The quote from John Haught is a real quote, however.)
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reification of meaning has ultimately led to the establishment of dis-order rather than this-order.
As a result, Darwinian materialism confronts us with an eradication of meaning from the
phenomenological experience of reality. Negative theology however suggests a revaluation of
disorder as a necessary precondition of order, as that without which order could not be thought of in
an orderly fashion. In that sense, dis-order dissolves into the manifestations of order transcending
the materialist realm. Indeed, order becomes only transparent qua order in so far as it is situated
against a background of chaos and meaninglessness. This binary opposition between order and dis-
order, or between order and that which disrupts order, embodies a central paradox of Darwinian
thinking. As Whitehead suggests, reality is not composed of disordered material substances, but as
serially-ordered events that are experienced in a subjectively meaningful way. The question is not
what structures order, but what structure is imposed on our transcendent conception of order. By
narrowly focusing on the disorderly state of present-being, or the incoherence of a primordial
multiplicity, as John Haught put it, Darwinian materialists lose sense of the ultimate order unfolding
in the not-yet-being. Contrary to what Dawkins asserts, if we reframe our sense of locatedness of
existence within a the space of radical contingency of spiritual destiny, then absolute order
reemerges as an ontological possibility. The discourse of dis-order always already incorporates a
creative moment that allows the self to transcend the context in which it finds itself, but also to find
solace and responsiveness in an absolute Order which both engenders and withholds meaning.
Creation is the condition of possibility of discourse which, in turn, evokes itself as presenting creation
itself. Darwinian discourse is therefore just an emanation of the absolute discourse of dis-order, and
not the other way around, as crude materialists such as Dawkins suggest.
W7.2
The Paradoxes of Darwinian Disorder. Towards an Ontological Reaffirmation of Order and
Transcendence.
Robert A. Maundy
College of the Holy Cross, Reno, Nevada
Robert.Maundy@gmail.com
In the Darwinian perspective, order is not immanent in reality, but it is a self-affirming aspect of
reality in so far as it is experienced by situated subjects. However, it is not so much reality that is self-
affirming, but the creative order structuring reality which manifests itself to us. Being-whole, as
opposed to being-one, underwrites our fundamental sense of locatedness and particularity in the
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Random math (September 2012)
While Alan Sokal put in the effort of writing a nonsensical paper, Phil
Daviss paper was randomly generated by a program called SciGEN.
Inspired by SciGEN, Nate Eldredge wrote a mathematical version with
Jordan Eldredge (who assisted with of the web interface) called
Mathgen.
Resources
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Abstract
Let = A. Is it possible to extend isomorphisms? We show that D0 is stochastically orthogonal
and trivially affine. In [10], the main result was the construction of p-Cardano, compactly Erdos, Weyl
functions. This could shed important light on a conjecture of ConwaydAlembert.
1 Introduction
The goal of the present article is to compute Gaussian, anti-Gaussian matrices. Here, convergence is obviously
a concern. It has long been known that every positive, left-pointwise universal, Artin ideal is geometric
[10, 10]. In [10], the authors derived pairwise trivial, discretely anti-Darboux, canonically non-generic classes.
It has long been known that || cos [10].
In [10], the authors address the surjectivity of algebraic sets under the additional assumption that x
kW k. Thus unfortunately, we cannot assume that there exists a Fourier and Newton function. This could
shed important light on a conjecture of PoissonLittlewood. Recent developments in computational knot
theory [10] have raised the question of whether b,P is meager. B. Wiles [25] improved upon the results of
W. Jones by describing parabolic subalegebras. Hence a useful survey of the subject can be found in [10].
In [23], the main result was the computation of stochastically dependent graphs.
Is it possible to classify left-trivially degenerate, Clairaut, Artinian curves? In [9], the authors address
the solvability of bijective functions under the additional assumption that
tan 1 = Jw 04 , kIkh(g) 0 m1 05
Z
1
1: = c(E) d
g
= C (l(e)0 )
M
Z
qS,B 1 (`) dY J 1 (2) .
eE ,R
2 Main Result
Definition 2.1. A topos P is degenerate if Q < e.
Definition 2.2. A combinatorially surjective, complete, meromorphic isometry equipped with a nonnegative,
maximal, left-canonically n-dimensional set 00 is Gaussian if is controlled by I.
1
It has long been known that 00 = i [35, 25, 8]. It was Euclid who first asked whether ultra-embedded,
normal triangles can be studied. In this context, the results of [35] are highly relevant. This reduces the
results of [26] to the uniqueness of local, characteristic triangles. Now in [10], the main result was the
computation of right-differentiable, analytically generic subgroups. In this context, the results of [35] are
highly relevant. M. Rathkes computation of topological spaces was a milestone in modern dynamics.
Definition 2.3. Let us suppose
1 O 1
> ykL k log
|V | m0
inf 0 .
EZ,K 1
Proposition 3.4. Let D < x be arbitrary. Let j00 be a local number. Then Lindemanns conjecture is false
in the context of dependent hulls.
Proof. This is clear.
In [4], the main result was the derivation of Brahmagupta, left-p-adic numbers. Next, in this context,
the results of [33] are highly relevant. Hence it is essential to consider that z may be Fermat.
2
4 An Application to Local, Stochastically Projective Fields
In [7], the main result was the derivation of locally partial, ultra-simply normal, open isometries. Now this
leaves open the question of uniqueness. Hence recent developments in commutative number theory [3] have
raised the question of whether kT is ultra-null. Hence a useful survey of the subject can be found in [28]. A
useful survey of the subject can be found in [19].
Let n 3 f00 be arbitrary.
Definition 4.1. A Newton, `-globally Hermite, everywhere normal factor M is Artinian if Liouvilles
criterion applies.
Definition 4.2. A group A0 is independent if Hamiltons criterion applies.
Theorem 4.3.
( )
Z [
1 00
6 : F 1 < cos (kAk) d
1 AA
0
Y 1
= t , . . . , 2X
1
ZI =1
2
\
6= x (d, . . . , 1 e) S (ri,X (0 ), . . . , L(WG, ) 1)
F =1
()
log (cZ (s0 )) .
O
Proof. See [22].
Theorem 4.4. Let q 0 be arbitrary. Let O (P ) 1. Then there exists a compactly parabolic subset.
Proof. We proceed by transfinite induction. Of course, every quasi-LegendreSylvester, trivial random vari-
able acting freely on a simply admissible hull is Einstein.
Note that if f,U is homeomorphic to P then there exists a locally Cartan, normal and ultra-composite
scalar. Now U is completely Riemannian. Now
1
0 < inf 1 .
A,a 0 C
Thus if the Riemann hypothesis holds then is not controlled by I (H) . It is easy to see that fC, > 0 .
Note that if Greens condition is satisfied then 2 1 = N 6 , . . . , W kGf k . Obviously, if qB,Z is arithmetic
then Atiyahs conjecture is true in the context of topological spaces. Trivially, there exists a projective,
Noetherian and canonically continuous path.
Let J be a co-reducible homomorphism. Trivially, if y then N is integral and stochastically co-
nonnegative. Hence Z 1 [
50 S dv.
2
3
Moreover, kik > n. In contrast, if g is ChebyshevWeierstrass then (g) 2. Now kB,f . One can
00
easily see that 6= 2. As we have shown, |h | 2. Moreover, u,i 6= .
Suppose every quasi-reducible, Euclidean, multiplicative homeomorphism is globally HadamardChern.
As we have shown, if the Riemann hypothesis holds then m. As we have shown, 3 . We observe
that 1s c0 1 , . . . , 003 . One can easily see that if h is not less than g then YA is not invariant under O.
Now if z is semi-universally super-Riemannian then CY tG . It is easy to see that if M is equal to Z then
z is left-stable, unique, parabolic and compact.
Because
a 1
L K QD , . . . , Q (e + i, C0)
BD
tanh1 kVk3
> ,
M0 (1, |W|0 )
(t0 )
= 0. Moreover, i > X(g () ). Therefore if c0 is comparable to p then Artins conjecture is true in the
context of negative, trivially unique, solvable vectors. This contradicts the fact that 6= B 00 ( ).
In [30], the authors derived rings. On the other hand, G. Bose [30] improved upon the results of J. Huygens
by computing discretely maximal, almost everywhere Napier, hyper-pairwise anti-natural morphisms. It has
long been known that there exists a Boole and hyper-reversible function [20].
Proof. This proof can be omitted on a first reading. Note that d 3 . Now if Pappuss condition is
satisfied then every field is globally Polya, co-everywhere Green, reducible and Steiner. Thus E 0 2.
Let be a hyper-almost everywhere Germain hull. Because P > 0 , if A is contravariant and Pythagoras
then M |l|. By a little-known result of Polya [18, 32], if R is equivalent to i then l is not less than 0 .
Because every Deligne, uncountable equation is smoothly hyper-closed and Maclaurin, M is w-pointwise
sub-solvable. Next, C .
Clearly, if 00 is not smaller than s then 6= kk. Clearly, every quasi-composite scalar is meromorphic
and Jacobi. By ellipticity, every linear random variable is semi-everywhere left-smooth and non-trivially
integral. Because there exists a measurable and Napier linearly regular prime, if x is bounded by then
M 1. Trivially, there exists a maximal and reversible anti-free set. Thus there exists an Euler and almost
surely independent p-adic, hyper-combinatorially universal ideal. This completes the proof.
4
Recently, there has been much interest in the extension of matrices. In future work, we plan to address
questions of countability as well as splitting. So in [3, 21], the authors address the degeneracy of minimal,
Hadamard paths under the additional assumption that L = N . Thus unfortunately, we cannot assume that
b = p00 . Is it possible to describe super-Darboux, associative, quasi-pointwise smooth subalegebras?
On the other hand, here, existence is obviously a concern. Thus the goal of the present paper is to classify
natural rings. Unfortunately, we cannot assume that Banachs conjecture is true in the context of semi-
Hadamard numbers.
Let L 00 be a locally ordered triangle.
Definition 6.1. A Landau, pseudo-locally hyper-Grassmann, maximal plane is partial if the Riemann
hypothesis holds.
Definition 6.2. Assume e . An universal, locally bijective, linearly complex equation is a homomor-
phism if it is Maxwell.
Lemma 6.3. Leibnizs criterion applies.
Proof. We proceed by induction. Obviously, if ,f is trivially Jacobi and finitely p-adic then
1 6
|I |3 , G Z (S) 7 , . . . , 2 (,h , . . . , )
2
1
log
6= `(R) ()
d
1
J 1 zq, , . . . , g 4 q |R| , . . . , 5 .
We observe that if 00 is equal to then || = 6 0. Next, if is closed then every conditionally ultra-
independent, partially Fermat graph is linear and admissible. So if Z is freely embedded and Artin then
Frechets conjecture is true in the context of intrinsic isometries. Obviously, if F ( ) is not equivalent to W ()
then every measurable, totally contra-Brouwer monodromy equipped with a countable, Einstein category is
tangential, sub-standard and smooth.
Assume we are given a left-maximal set . It is easy to see that if 00 = then every completely mul-
tiplicative element acting co-globally on a combinatorially null, Noetherian, Laplace subring is Riemannian
and semi-measurable. Thus H 1. Trivially, A,T is less than J. In contrast, if g is not isomorphic to m
then is not smaller than D. So 0 a, . Now if `M is pseudo-finite then kk < F. On the other hand, if
H is Boole and quasi-positive definite then there exists a bounded and hyperbolic affine subring equipped
with a sub-smoothly normal, super-projective, pointwise measurable functional.
Let Z be an one-to-one factor. By positivity, if Weierstrasss criterion applies then there exists a n-
dimensional, composite and partially closed right-differentiable scalar.
Clearly, if O is non-smoothly Riemannian and hyper-prime then there exists a Serre naturally affine,
freely quasi-intrinsic functor. Trivially, if Riemanns criterion applies then Q 1. Now . By Markovs
theorem, is not invariant under s(q) . Hence every morphism is unique. In contrast, there exists a discretely
5
elliptic parabolic, co-null plane. By positivity, if q is Lindemann and quasi-naturally smooth then every
discretely left-nonnegative, simply CauchyHeaviside subring is surjective and invariant.
By a little-known result of Fibonacci [32], if 0 then
= |S 00 |. On the other hand, if is canonical
and contra-finite then there exists a countably empty, associative and Turing class. We observe that if Y
is linearly right-Hamilton and super-geometric then (s) 3 e. Therefore if F 0 is right-Lobachevsky then
|| = 0 . By Newtons theorem, if Darbouxs criterion applies then I < 0 . So is conditionally Erdos.
One can easily see that if Sj, is not greater than l then
1 n o
tanh Y (U ) : 17 q 1 21 kqk
s
1
O
V 1 (| |) t + 0
U =i
> D3
Z
R,H dID .
7 Conclusion
Recent interest in linear, ultra-discretely local homomorphisms has centered on examining uncountable
curves. In future work, we plan to address questions of countability as well as reducibility. It is not yet
known whether
R()1 ki, z 1 , . . . , y (G) T (H () ) Q0 ,
Z 0[
= kk dr
1 s
cos (G)
6= e : j 6= ,
D3
although [5] does address the issue of surjectivity. In [11], the authors address the existence of almost surely
singular, intrinsic classes under the additional assumption that u7 log YQ,Q 6 . The work in [7] did
not consider the Grothendieck, pseudo-Shannon, completely reversible case. This could shed important light
on a conjecture of Heaviside. Now is it possible to characterize almost Artinian primes? Now this reduces
the results of [6] to the general theory. It is not yet known whether every real, surjective, pairwise regular
functor is ultra-standard, although [11] does address the issue of splitting. It is essential to consider that J
may be n-dimensional.
6
Conjecture 7.1. Let W = i be arbitrary. Let us assume we are given a matrix n. Then E () (h) .
Recently, there has been much interest in the derivation of graphs. In [6], the main result was the
computation of manifolds. Thus it is well known that Laplaces conjecture is true in the context of null,
minimal sets.
Conjecture 7.2. Let be arbitrary. Then P .
A central problem in Euclidean combinatorics is the characterization of finite homeomorphisms. A central
problem in analytic algebra is the derivation of null, trivially canonical, real lines. It was Fibonacci who
first asked whether Descartes spaces can be studied. It was Fibonacci who first asked whether polytopes can
be described. In [36], it is shown that is Darboux. Recent interest in Grothendieck, pseudo-compactly
measurable curves has centered on deriving covariant manifolds. Now unfortunately, we cannot assume that
tan1 5 = 9 e ( , i) I, . . . , 0
( )
3 h1 02
z : 2 =
R
i
[
D (|J |, . . . , 2 1) 15 , . . . , 22 .
=
K (c) =
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describing a drug test. Acceptance was the norm, not the exception,
Bohannon wrote.
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papers to any traditional subscription journals, leading to the
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Abstract
We test the effects of 7-Chloronorlichexanthone, secondary metabolite of the lichen Biatora ru-betaula, on the
growth of murine SV40 transformed lymphoid sarcoma cells in vitro. We find that 7-Chloronorlichexanthone is a potent
inhibitor of growth. We also find that 7-Chloronorlichexanthone increases sensitivity of cells to radiation, and this effect
is significant at radiation intensity lower than the standard intensity of cancer radiotherapy. On the basis of this study,
7-Chloronorlichexanthone shows promise for combined-modality cancer treatment.
Keywords: Lymphoid sarcoma cells; Murine SV40; In vitro Cells and cell culture
Introduction Murine SV40 transformed lymphoid sarcoma cells were grown in
Roswell Park Memorial Institute (RPMI) 1640 medium supplemented
Reinfection of tissue with cancer cells with acquired radioresistance with 2 mg/ml N-2-hydroxyethylpiperazine-N'-2-ethanesulfonic acid,
during treatment is the grand challenge for cancer radiotherapy [1]. For 100 /ml penicillin G, 0.1 mg/ml streptomycin, 2 mg/ml sodium
this reason, radiotherapy is applied in combination with chemotherapy.
bicarbonate, and 5% fetal bovine serum (FBS). Cell cultures were
The most effective of chemotherapeutic drug combinations inhibits
washed with PBS, then treated with 0.2% trypsin/PBS, and then
growth of the cancer cell and also increases sensitivity of cancer cells
washed with RPMI 1640 medium and centrifuged. The cell pellet was
to radiation. The radiosensitizing effect enhances radiotherapy at low
resuspended in RPMI 1640 medium and washed with more medium
radiation intensity. For this reason, radiotherapy in combination with
chemotherapy (combined-modality treatment) is the best standard and the cells were counted. 7-Chloronorlichexanthone solutions were
of care for most cancers [2]. However, the discovery rate of effective aliquoted to cells in 24-well plates. The treated cells were then cultured
anti-cancer drugs is very slow [3]. We must turn to the secondary in 100-mm plastic tissue-culture dishes at 37C with 5% CO2 under
metabolites of the lichens as a domain of search for such compounds. high humidity. The final cell counts were measured after 5 days growth.
This study explores the biological activity of 7-Chloronorlichexanthone, Irradiation
a secondary metabolite of the lichen Biatora ru-betaula.
Cells were irradiated with a single dose of external radiation from
The lichens are a symbiotic assemblage of plant and fungus. a Cesium-137 source. Doses in the range of 0.5 to 15 Gy were used.
Because of this social arrangement, and because of the diversity and The dose rate was 1 Gy per 4 seconds. A control group received no
the complexity of their ecological niches, the lichens produce so radiation.
many chemicals for unique colors, signaling between symbionts,
manipulation of UV light, and defense against the foragers. More than
700 secondary metabolites of lichens are isolated, but only a small
number are characterized for biological activity [4]. H
O
Cancer is a complex disease that begins with the uncontrolled H
growth of the cell. The cancer cell does harm by forming tumors, N
absorbing tissues, and spreading through the body by metastasis. The O
highest probability of survival from cancer is with strong inhibition of
proliferation of the cancer cells at the beginning of this progression [5].
Therefore, the establishment of the inhibition of proliferation
of cancer cells in vitro is the critical first step for drug
discovery. In our method to determine the biological activity of
7-Chloronorlichexanthone, we test the effect on the growth of murine Figure 1: The structure of 7-Chloronorlichexanthone.
SV40 transformed lymphoid sarcoma cells in vitro. In addition, we test
the effect in combination with irradiation with a range of intensity.
Materials and Methods *Corresponding author: Alanguay C Idandah, Serjay International College,Conakry,
Guinea, Tel: + 224 442 020; E-mail: kuumwa@yahoo.com, kuumwa@afra-mail.com
Chemicals
Received April 22, 2013; Accepted July 25, 2013; Published July 27, 2013
The chemical structure of 7-Chloronorlichexanthone is shown in Citation: Idandah AC, Akechowoo BY, Oloosamah NHO, Labolonee SD (2013)
Figure 1. Pure extracts were dissolved and serially diluted in a 2:1 mixture 7-Chloronorlichexanthone Inhibits the Growth of Murine SV40 Transformed
of ethanol and phosphate buffered saline (EtOH / PBS, pH 7.4). These Lymphoid Sarcoma Cells in vitro. Med chem 3: 238-240. doi:10.4172/2161-
solutions were added as aliquots of 0.01 ml to 0.99 ml of cell culture to 0444.1000145
achieve the final concentrations of 7-Chloronorlichexanthone: 10 M, Copyright: 2013 Idandah AC, et al. This is an open-access article distributed
1 M, 0.1 M, 0.01 M, 0.001 M, and 0.0001 M. The control group under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution License, which permits
unrestricted use, distribution, and reproduction in any medium, provided the
received 0.01 mL of growth medium. original author and source are credited.
Data analysis
Three independent replicates of the experiment were performed
to obtain means and standard deviations. Mean cell counts were 1.00
normalized to control cells grown in parallel. Significance of differences
between treatments were determined by analysis of variance and
Student's t-tests using the R statistical package (R Foundation for
Statistical Computing, Vienna, Austria). A p-value of <0.01 was
accepted as significant. 0.75
Our study is the first to demonstrate that 7-Chloronorlichexanthone 4. Boustie J, Grube (2005) Lichens: a promising source of bioactive secondary
metabolites. Plant genetic resources: characterization and utilization 3: 273-
is a radiosensitizer with anti-cancer activity. In the next step, we will 287.
prove that 7-Chloronorlichexanthone is effective against cancer in
5. Vermeulen K, Van Bockstaele DR, Berneman ZN (2003) The cell cycle: a
animal and human. We conclude that 7-Chloronorlichexanthone is a review of regulation, deregulation and therapeutic targets in cancer. Cell Prolif
promising new drug for the combined-modality treatment of cancer. 36: 131-149.
Email: kuumwa@afra-mail.com
th
Accepted 28 June 2013.
We test the effects of Arthogalin, secondary metabolite of the lichen Caloplaca inclinans, on the growth of
murine malignant prostate sarcoma cells in vitro. We find that Arthogalin is a potent inhibitor of growth. We also
find that Arthogalin increases sensitivity of cells to radiation, and this effect is significant at a radiation intensity
lower than the standard intensity of cancer radiotherapy. On the basis of this study, Arthogalin shows promise
for combined-modality cancer treatment.
Lichen
hen secondary metabolite extraction. Each thallus of
Caloplaca inclinans was divided into two pieces. One of
these was chosen to be treated as a control thallus and
the other one was subjected to extraction of secondary
compounds. If the thallus diameter wasw less than 3 cm,
two thalli of same size and shape were used instead.
Thalli were dried for two days and two days in desiccator
prior to the extraction of secondary chemicals.
RESULTS
Figure 1. Dry-weight
weight of extracts from Caloplaca inclinans
thalli after ethyl acetate extraction. Weight in ug are
shown against increasing extraction time in seconds.
Dose-dependent
dependent effect of Arthogalin on the growth of
murine malignant prostate sarcoma cells. We cultured the
cells in parallel with doses of Arthogalin at different
concentrations. We measured the cell proliferation after 5
days in the logarithmic growth phase.
Photo 3.. Dried material after ethyl acetate e
extraction of
Caloplaca inclinans thalli. The material formed flat red FIGURE 2 shows the results of the first experiment.
exper All
crystals on the surface of the dish. concentrations of Arthogalin had a similar level of effect.
And all concentrations cause a significant inhibition of cell
FIGURE 1 shows the resulting dry-weights weights from growth compared to the control. Cell growth is inhibited
extraction of thalli. The goal was to extract at least 100 ug with treatment at the lowest concentration of Arthogalin
for chromatography. Unfortunately, only approximately
pproximately 1 (0.0001 uM),
M), which causes 70% slower proliferation
ug was the weight of the extracts. The method of Solhaug compared to the control (p < 0.001).
and Gauslaa did not function with Caloplaca inclinans
thalli.
Effect of Arthogalin in combination with irradiation on the In this study, we test the biological activity of Arthogalin,
growth of murine malignant prostate sarcoma cells. With secondary metabolite of the lichen Caloplaca inclinans.
the results of the first experiment, we test the lowest Specifically we measure
sure the effect on growth of murine
concentration Arthogalin (0.0001 uM) in combination with malignant prostate sarcoma cells in vitro.
gamma radiation. We grow w the cells identically as the first
experiment, but with the following modification. Our results show that Arthogalin inhibits cell growth. The
mechanism of action is unknown, but the effect is potent.
Again, pure extracts were dissolved and serially diluted in Even at the lowest dose (0.0001 uM), Arthogalin has a
a 2:1 mixture of ethanol and phosphate buffered saline significant
ficant negative effect on cell growth in vitro after 5
(EtOH / PBS, pH 7.4). These solutions were added as days of logarithmic growth compared to the control.
aliquots
liquots of 0.01 ml to 0.99 ml of cell culture to achieve the
final concentration of Arthogalin (0.0001 uM). The control To determine if the inhibition effect interacts with gamma
group received 0.01 mL growth medium and no radiation, we test murine malignant prostate sarcoma
irradiation. cells with 0.0001 uM Arthogalin and a range of radiation
intensity. The result proves that Arthogalin is also a
FIGURE 3 shows the results of the second experiment. radiosensitizer. Arthogalin enhances the inhibition effect
Lower than nanomolar concentrationntration of the Arthogalin of radiation on the growth of cancer. This effect is
powerfully enhances the inhibition effect of radiation on significant at 0.5 Gy, a radiation dose that is lower than
cell growth. This effect is significant at 0.5 Gy, the lowest the standard radiation
on dose in cancer radiotherapy.
level of radiation (p = 0.0012).
Moombo et al., 26
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Prestwich R. J., Shakespeare D., and Waters S., The rationale
and current role of chemoradiotherapy, J. Radiotherapy.
This work was supported by a graduate thesis research Prat., 2007; 6: 11-19.
grant for Moombo C. Magaya. We thank J. H. N.
Hannoboon for help obtaining chemicals and Ash Solhaug K. A. and Gauslaa Y., Parietin, a photoprotective
Dinscioulor for helpful comments. secondary product of the lichen Xanthoria parietina,
Oecologia 1996;108: 412418.
Original article
Nephrosterinic acid inhibits the growth of murine malignant pleural sarcoma
cells in vitro
A.G. Nonjah*, S.A. Vivic, J.A.L. Joejoe
Damelolah Public Health Institute, Niamey, Niger.
*
Corresponding author; Damelolah Public Health Institute, Niamey, Niger.
1. Introduction
Reinfection of tissue with cancer cells with acquired radioresistance during treatment is the grand challenge
for cancer radiotherapy (Baumann, 2008). For this reason, radiotherapy is applied in combination with
chemotherapy. The most effective of chemotherapeutic drug combinations inhibits growth of the cancer cell and
also increases sensitivity of cancer cells to radiation. The radiosensitizing effect enhances radiotherapy at low
radiation intensity. For this reason, radiotherapy in combination with chemotherapy (combined-modality
treatment) is the best standard of care for most cancers (Prestwich, 2007). However, the discovery rate of
effective anti-cancer drugs is very slow (Kamb, 2007). We must turn to the secondary metabolites of the lichens as
a domain of search for such compounds. This study explores the biological activity of Nephrosterinic acid, a
secondary metabolite of the lichen Solenospora liparina.
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The lichens are a symbiotic assemblage of plant and fungus. Because of this social arrangement, and because
of the diversity and the complexity of their ecological niches, the lichens produce so many chemicals for unique
colors, signaling between symbionts, manipulation of UV light, and defense against the foragers. More than 700
secondary metabolites of lichens are isolated, but only a small number are characterized for biological activity
(Boustie and Grube, 2005).
Cancer is a complex disease that begins with the uncontrolled growth of the cell. The cancer cell does harm
by forming tumors, absorbing tissues, and spreading through the body by metastasis. The highest probability of
survival from cancer is with strong inhibition of proliferation of the cancer cells at the beginning of this progression
(Vermeulen, 2003).
Therefore, the establishment of the inhibition of proliferation of cancer cells in vitro is the critical first step
for drug discovery. In our method to determine the biological activity of Nephrosterinic acid, we test the effect on
the growth of murine malignant pleural sarcoma cells in vitro. In addition, we test the effect in combination with
irradiation with a range of intensity.
2.1. Chemicals
The chemical structure of Nephrosterinic acid is shown in FIGURE 1. Pure extracts were dissolved and serially
diluted in a 2:1 mixture of ethanol and phosphate buffered saline (EtOH / PBS, pH 7.4). These solutions were added
as aliquots of 0.01 ml to 0.99 ml of cell culture to achieve the final concentrations of Nephrosterinic acid: 10 uM, 1
uM, 0.1 uM, 0.01 uM, 0.001 uM, and 0.0001 uM. The control group received 0.01 mL of growth medium.
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2.3. Irradiation
Cells were irradiated with a single dose of external radiation from a Cesium-137 source. Doses in the range of
0.5 to 15 Gy were used. The dose rate was 1 Gy per 4 seconds. A control group received no radiation.
2.4. Data analysis
Three independent replicates of the experiment were performed to obtain means and standard deviations.
Mean cell counts were normalized to control cells grown in parallel. Significance of differences between
treatments was determined by analysis of variance and Student's t-tests using the R statistical package (R
Foundation for Statistical Computing, Vienna, Austria). A p-value of <0.01 was accepted as significant.
3. Results
3.1. Dose-dependent effect of Nephrosterinic acid on the growth of the rat glioblastoma cell
We cultured the cells in parallel with doses of Nephrosterinic acid at different concentrations. We measured
the cell proliferation after 5 days in the logarithmic growth phase.
Figure 2 shows the results of the first experiment. All concentrations of Nephrosterinic acid had a similar level
of effect. And all concentrations cause a significant inhibition of cell growth compared to the control. Cell growth is
inhibited with treatment at the lowest concentration of Nephrosterinic acid (0.0001 uM), which causes 70% slower
proliferation compared to the control (p < 0.001).
Fig. 2. Dose-dependent effect of Nephrosterinic acid on the growth of murine malignant pleural sarcoma cells. The
X axis is concentration (uM) Nephrosterinic acid in culture tubes before growth. The Y axis is cell count after 5 days
of growth, normalized to cell count of the control. Confidence intervals at 95% are indicated. The difference
between 0.0001 uM Nephrosterinic acid treatment and control is significant (p < 0.001).
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3.2. Effect of Nephrosterinic acid in combination with irradiation on the growth of murine malignant
pleural sarcoma cells
With the results of the first experiment, we test the lowest concentration Nephrosterinic acid (0.0001 uM) in
combination with gamma radiation. We grow the cells identically as the first experiment, but with the following
modification. Again, pure extracts were dissolved and serially diluted in a 2:1 mixture of ethanol and phosphate
buffered saline (EtOH / PBS, pH 7.4). These solutions were added as aliquots of 0.01 ml to 0.99 ml of cell culture to
achieve the final concentration of Nephrosterinic acid (0.0001 uM). The control group received 0.01 mL growth
medium and no irradiation.
Figure 3 shows the results of the second experiment. Lower than nanomolar concentration of the
Nephrosterinic acid powerfully enhances the inhibition effect of radiation on cell growth. This effect is significant
at 0.5 Gy, the lowest level of radiation (p = 0.0012).
Fig. 3. Effect of Nephrosterinic acid in combination with irradiation on the growth of murine malignant pleural
sarcoma cells. The X axis is intensity (Gy) of radiation. The Y axis is cell count after 5 days of growth, normalized to
cell count of the control. Cells were irradiated after treatment with 0.0001 uM Nephrosterinic acid. Confidence
intervals at 95% are indicated. The difference between 0.5 Gy and control is significant (p = 0.0012).
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4. Discussion
In this study, we test the biological activity of Nephrosterinic acid, secondary metabolite of the lichen
Solenospora liparina. Specifically we measure the effect on growth of murine malignant pleural sarcoma cells in
vitro.
Our results show that Nephrosterinic acid inhibits cell growth. The mechanism of action is unknown, but the
effect is potent. Even at the lowest dose (0.0001 uM), Nephrosterinic acid has a significant negative effect on cell
growth in vitro after 5 days of logarithmic growth compared to the control.
To determine if the inhibition effect interacts with gamma radiation, we test the rat glioblastoma cell with
0.0001 uM Nephrosterinic acid and a range of radiation intensity. The result proves that Nephrosterinic acid is also
a radiosensitizer. Nephrosterinic acid enhances the inhibition effect of radiation on the growth of cancer. This
effect is significant at 0.5 Gy, a radiation dose that is lower than the standard radiation dose in cancer
radiotherapy.
We propose the biological activity of Nephrosterinic acid is related to lichen ecology. It is known that lichens
are adapted for the manipulation of radiation, and also adapted for defense against the foragers (Lawrey, 1986).
Therefore, it is not surprising that the secondary metabolites of the lichen can enhance the effect of radiation and
inhibit foreign cells.
5. Conclusion
Our study is the first to demonstrate that Nephrosterinic acid is a radiosensitizer with anti-cancer activity. In
the next step, we will prove that Nephrosterinic acid is effective against cancer in animal and human. We conclude
that Nephrosterinic acid is a promising new drug for the combined-modality treatment of cancer.
Acknowledgements
This work was supported by a graduate thesis research grant for Apee G. Nonjah. We thank V. Kobanovich for
help obtaining chemicals and Johann B. N. Hoon for helpful comments.
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Brief Report
Abstract: We tested the effects of Schizopeltic acid, a diversity and the complexity of their ecological niches, lichens
secondary metabolite of the lichen Collema quadriloculare, on produce so many chemicals for unique colors, signaling
the growth of murine polyploid pulmonary blastoma cells in between symbionts, manipulation of UV light, and defense
vitro. We found that Schizopeltic acid was a potent inhibitor of against the foragers. Although more than 700 secondary
growth. We also found that Schizopeltic acid increased metabolites of lichens have been isolated, only a small number
sensitivity of cells to radiation, and this effect was significant at of them have been characterized for biological activity [4].
radiation intensity lower than the standard intensity of cancer Cancer is a complex disease that begins with the
radiotherapy. Results of this study indicate that Schizopeltic uncontrolled growth of the cells. A cancer cell does harm by
acid shows promise for combined-modality cancer treatment. forming tumors, absorbing tissues, and spreading through the
body by metastasis. The highest probability of survival from
Keywords: cancer, irradiation, schizopeltic acid, polyploidy cancer is with strong inhibition of proliferation of the cancer
pulmonary blastoma cells cells at the beginning of this progression [5]. Therefore, the
establishment of the inhibition of proliferation of cancer cells in
vitro is a critical first step for drug discovery. In our attempt to
1. Introduction determine the biological activity of Schizopeltic acid, we tested
its effect on the growth of murine polyploid pulmonary
Cells were irradiated with a single dose of external radiation We cultured the cells in parallel with doses of Schizopeltic
from a Cesium-137 source. Doses in the range of 0.5 to 15 Gy acid at different concentrations. We measured the cell
were used. The dose rate was 1 Gy per 4 seconds. A control proliferation after 5 days in the logarithmic growth phase.
group received no radiation. Figure 2 shows the results of the first experiment. All
concentrations of Schizopeltic acid had a similar level of effect.
2.4. Data analysis All concentrations caused a significant inhibition of cell growth
when compared with that of the control. Cell growth was
Three independent replicates of the experiment were inhibited with treatment at the lowest concentration of
performed to obtain means and standard deviations. Mean cell Schizopeltic acid (0.0001 M), which caused 70% slower
counts were normalized to that of control cells grown in proliferation than that of the control (p < 0.001).
parallel. Significance of differences between treatments was
determined by analysis of variance and Student's t-tests using 3.2. Effect of Schizopeltic acid in combination with irradiation
the R statistical package (R Foundation for Statistical on the growth of murine polyploid pulmonary blastoma cells
Computing, Vienna, Austria). A p-value of <0.01 was accepted
as significant. With the results of the first experiment, we further tested the
lowest concentration of Schizopeltic acid (0.0001 M) in
3. Results combination with gamma radiation. We grew the cells under
the same condition as described in Fig. 2, but with the
3.1. Threshold effect of Schizopeltic acid on the growth of the following modification. Again, pure extracts were dissolved
rat glioblastoma cell and serially diluted in a 2:1 mixture of ethanol and phosphate
buffered saline (EtOH / PBS, pH 7.4). These solutions were
added as aliquots of 0.01 ml to 0.99 ml to cell culture to achieve logarithmic growth when compared to the control cells.
the final concentration of Schizopeltic acid (0.0001 M). The To determine if the inhibitory effect interacted with gamma
control group received 0.01 ml growth medium in the absence radiation, we tested the rat glioblastoma cell with 0.0001 M
of irradiation. Schizopeltic acid and a range of radiation intensities. The result
Figure 3 shows the results of the second experiment. Lower demonstrates that Schizopeltic acid is also a radiosensitizer.
than nanomolar concentration of the Schizopeltic acid Therefore, Schizopeltic acid enhanced the inhibitory effect of
powerfully enhanced the inhibitory effect of radiation on cell radiation on the growth of cancer cells. This effect was
growth. This effect was significant at 0.5 Gy, the lowest level of significant at 0.5 Gy, a radiation dosage that is lower than the
radiation (p = 0.0012). standard radiation dosage in cancer radiotherapy.
We propose that the biological activity of Schizopeltic acid
is related to lichen ecology. It is known that lichens are adapted
for the manipulation of radiation, and also adapted for defense
against the foragers [6]. Therefore, it is not surprising that the
secondary metabolites of the lichen can enhance the effect of
radiation and inhibit foreign cells.
Our study is the first to demonstrate that Schizopeltic acid is
a radiosensitizer with anti-cancer activity. Results of the
present studies suggest that Schizopeltic acid is a promising
new drug for the combined-modality treatment of cancer. In
future studies, we will need to demonstrate that Schizopeltic
acid is an effective agent against cancers in animals and
humans.
Acknowledgements
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Cuckoo for cocoa puffs (January
2015)
Mark Shrimes paper is notable in that, like John Bohannon, he
submitted it not to one, but many journals. He submitted it to 37
journals, and 17 accepted it.
Like earlier pranksters Phil Davis and Nate Eldgredge, Shrime used a
random text generator to create the bulk of his text rather than going to
the effort of writing a paper.
The most obvious clue that the paper was a spoof was the authors. One
was Pinkerton LeBrain, a reference to the cartoon mice Pinky and the
Brain from the Animaniacs series. The other was Orson Welles, the actor
known in part for his radio dramatization of War of the Worlds that some
listeners mistook for real news.
This was about the point where I started to suffer from YASP Syndrome
(Yet Another Sting Paper). A few months after this paper hit the
headlines, I wrote, There is a cottage industry of people who feel the
need to show, There are journals that will publish crap! And its getting
tiring.
Resources
Why a fake article titled Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? was accepted by 17
medical journals https://www.fastcompany.com/3041493/body-
week/why-a-fake-article-cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs-was-accepted-by-17-
medical-journals
Email address:
bb8c5297@opayq.com (P. LeBrain)
Abstract: The purpose of this study is to examine the role that cacao extract plays in breakfast cereals. We examine cacao
extract in breakfast cereals. Rigorous statistical analysis is performed. We find that cacao extract has a significant role in
breakfast cereals.
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Most academic article stings are created to demonstrate the gullibility
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Bohannon helped create a real study on chocolate and diet. But the
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measured, and so on. The paper was published in a dodgy journal of the
sort Bohannon had documented in 2013, and some journalists ran with
the too good to be true headline. Its likely that millions of people saw
some news story about the study.
The ethical problems were many. There was the matter of conducting
deliberately flawed research with the intent to deceive. There was the
issue of then releasing that into the media, and the possibility of
harming people who took bad advice. One of the researchers who
helped Bohannon received a fine for ethical violations.
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tone reduction was much lower in the chocolate group than in the
low-carb peer group, but after a few weeks, the situation changed.
The low-carb group had a lower ketone reduction than in the pre-
vious period, they reduced 145 mg/dl less ketones, whereas the cho-
colate group had an average reduction of an additional 145mg/dl.
Effects were similarly favorable concerning cholesterol levels, trigly-
ceride levels, and LDL cholesterol levels of the chocolate group.
Moreover, the subjects of the chocolate group found a significant
improvement in their well-being (physically and mentally). The con-
trolled improvement compared to the results of the low-carb group
was highly significant (p <0.001).
divided into groups, instructed, and measured. Du- The participants of the low-carb group were ins-
ring the collection period, the participants' data was tructed to change their diet to a low-carbohydrate
retrieved in two-day intervals to ensure the regulari- diet. Concerning the diet, their instructions were ab-
ty of measurement results. In addition to the mere solutely identical with those of the chocolate group.
weight loss, there was an emphasis on the docu- Nutrition interventions that apply a low-carbohy-
mentation of the well-being of the subjects, as this drate diet are currently the most applied approach
is considered key to long-term weight loss. [12] to a weight-loss diet, which is particularly recom-
mended in the S3-guidelines on "Prevention and
Study Participants Treatment of Obesity." [13]
To obtain a genuine, non-preselected representation Participants in the control group were encouraged
of the general public, the study participants were to continue their previous eating habits. It should be
recruited without further requirements. On average, noted that the study was conducted in early January,
participants were 29.6 years old and weighed 81.5 after the Christmas / New Year celebrations.
kg. Their average BMI was 26.16; the lowest BMI
was 19.15, the highest at 39.95. Testing Methods
To represent the disproportionate number of fe- In addition to the continuous measurement of
male dieters in the general public, two-thirds of the weight development, participants were asked to
participants were female, and one-third male. do routine testing of the urine with multiparameter
The participants were healthy or had medical con- strips on a daily basis by using test strips, and to do-
ditions for which a nutrition intervention represents cument their mental state and their sleep behavior.
a generally medically accepted form of therapy. At the beginning and end of the study, a blood
test was conducted; weight, BMI, and waist-to-hip
Randomization ratio were documented; and the Giessen Subjec-
After a detailed preliminary, the participants were tive Complaints List, which measures the change
randomly assigned one medical group from three in well-being on a scientifically sound basis, was
different batches of diet instructions. For both the evaluated. [14]
study participants and for the authors of this study, The main focus within the blood parameters was
the grouping of the participants was unforeseeable. on the changes in lipid levels and liver values, as well
as the possible increased amount of protein in the
Interventions / Measures blood. Previous studies have shown that a unilateral
Participants were assigned to the following groups: low-carb diet can lead to some dramatic changes in
low-carb diet plus high cocoa content chocolate the albumin value. [15] Concerning the evaluations,
(chocolate group), low-carb diet (low-carb group), we took into consideration changes of cholesterol,
and the control group. triglycerides, LDL cholesterol, ALT, GGT/GGTP, and
The participants of the chocolate group were told the albumin.
to eat as many low-carbohydrate foods as possible, Additionally, we observed the changes of ketone
and to increase the protein and fat content of their reduction in urine.
diet. Additionally, they were given 875 grams of
chocolate with a cocoa content of 81 percent. They Statistics
were asked to consume a daily dose of 42 grams of A t-test for independent samples was used to as-
chocolate in addition to the low-carb diet. Over a sess differences in baseline variables between the
period of three weeks, 100 percent of the subjects groups. The analysis was a repeated-measures
adhered to this requirement. analysis of variance in which the baseline value
was carried forward in the case of missing data. In the third quarter, the weight-loss ratio of the
One subject (low-carbohydrate) had to be excluded low-carb group came to its minimum, while the
from the analysis, because of a weight measure is- chocolate group lost considerably more weight du-
sue within the trial ring the third consecutive quarter than prior, and
significantly more than both of the control groups
combined.
Results Figure 2: C
ulumated change of weight by test
group.
Weight Development
Both the participants of the chocolate group and
the low-carb group lost weight, whereas the con-
trol group gained weight during the study period.
The subjects of the low-carb group lost 3.1 percent
of their body weight in 21 days and the chocolate
group lost 3.2 percent. The participants of the con-
trol group were on average 0.7 percent heavier. The
body mass index decreased in the chocolate group
to 0.93, in the low-carb intervention group by 0.95
points, whereas the control group gained 0.7 points.
Figure 3: C
hocolate vs. Low-Carbohydrate - Va-
riance in Ketone levels Data was collec-
ted from an urine test strip and con-
verted into a nominal scale before the
analysis..
Remarkably, participants in the chocolate group
lost more weight than those of the low-carb group.
The temporal course of the weight-loss success is
also worth noting: the course of the intervention
period shows that there were marked differences in
both groups. While the low-carb group lost weight
from the beginning and continued this weight loss
during the first thee quarters of the testing period,
the chocolate group gained weight in the first quar-
ter before they started to lose considerably more
weight than the low-carb group.
Lipid Levels tein detected in the control group's urine was lower
Cholesterol levels as well as triglycerides and LDL than the initially measured values.
cholesterol concentrations improved significantly in
participants of the chocolate group in comparison Giessen Subjective Complaints List
to the low-carb group. We also found highly significant differences with re-
gard to physical and psychological ailments, which
Liver Values we obtained with the help of the Giessen Subjecti-
Participants of the chocolate group also showed the ve Complaints List. Although the perception in the
most significant changes in ALT and GGT/GGTP va- low-carb group and control group did not change
lues. by much, the participants of the chocolate group
felt much better on average. Exhaustion symptoms
Albumin in particular, such as fatigue or the sensation of
While the measured urinary protein breakdown heavy legs, significantly decreased in the chocolate
increased significantly in the low-carb group, the group. The significance of this survey was p <0.001.
proportion in the chocolate group increased by only
one-sixth. At the end of the testing period, the pro-
Table 3. A
bsolute changes in lipid levels, liver values, and albumin values in an analysis that include data
on all subjects in the relevant groups.
Variable Chocolate Diet Low-Carbohydrate P-Value
Cholesterol (mg/dl).
-12,2 26,7 2,3 15,9 0,19
Day 21
DTriglycerides (mg/dl)
-22,6 85,7 3,0 41,3 0,55
Day 21
LDL cholesterol (mg/dl)
-17,4 22,8 -5,0 22,4 0,00
Day 21
ALT (U/l)
-6,4 6,7 -11,5 3,6 0,11
Day 21
GGT/GGTP (U/l)
-8,8 5,5 -2,0 0,0 0.23
Day 21
Albumin (g/dl)
0,0 0,4 0,1 0,3 0.23
Day 21
Plus-minus values are means . The chocolate group had 5 subjects, in the low-carbohydrate group only 4 subjects
could be considered.
P values are for the differences between the two groups.
Figure 4: Analysis of Giessen Subjective Complaints List - Development during the trial period.
In 2003, Foster et al. proved in their groundbrea- The authors of this study believe that high cocoa
king, randomized study on a low-carb diet that the content chocolate is therefore an ideal "weight-loss
effect of weight reduction or greater weight loss turbo" if used in combination with a low-carb in-
compared to a low-fat intervention is not signifi- tervention for weight loss.
cantly detectable after one year. [24] Further studies should examine the suitability of
Consequently, the weight gain of the low-carb this highly efficient weight-loss accelerator for other
group in this study is in line with previous research. intervention programs.
The different weight development course of the
chocolate group is therefore all the more impressi-
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ABSTRACT
Aim: The aim of this study is to determine the relationship between TRAb and different diseases. The highest percentage of
increased TRAb levels can be found at patients with Graves diseases. Material and methods: Study was performed in 70 patients,
grouped in three groups, and 14 persons who based on the clinical status and the levels of thyroid hormones do not
have any thyroid disease. The TRAb levels has been determined in patients with Graves disease (N=40), Hashimotos
disease (N=15), Plummers disease (N=15) and the control group (N=14). Results: The highest mean TRAb levels exist in pa-
tients with Graves disease. There exists a positive correlation between TRAb levels and T3, and T4, while there is no correlation between
TSH and TRAb levels in patients with Graves disease,. On the other hand, the correlation between TRAb and T3 and T4 in patients with
Hashimotos diseases and Plummers disease was shown to be positive, but of a low levels.
Key words: thyroid disease, thyroid stimulating hormone, autoantibodies.
T-4 (nmol/L)
was approved by Faculty of Medicine, Teaching-Science 250
MEAN 0.90 0.96 0.95 0.90 The correlation between TRAb levels and T3, T4 and
SD 0.00 0.05 0.05 0.00 TSH hormones was specifically analyzed. In patients
Nr. 34 6 5 3 with Graves disease, a positive medium correlation (r
= 0.62, t=4.87, df=38, p=0.00002), with regression line:
Increased
observed, but of a low levels. Finally, a low positive cor- exists a positive correlation between TRAb levels and T3,
relation was also observed between TSH and TRAb levels. and T4, while there is no correlation between TSH and
TRAb levels in patients with Graves disease,. On the oth-
5. DISCUSSION er hand, the correlation between TRAb and T3 and T4 in
Different authors found different percentage of cases patients with Hashimotos diseases and Plummers disease
with increased TRAb levels depending on the method was shown to be positive, but of a low levels.
they used. On the other side, great variations are found in
patients with Graves disease living in Great Britain, de- CONFLICT OF INTEREST: NONE DECL ARED
pending on the region, in a structure of 35% in Prinston
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section for a very long long way. Nuclear weapons will not have to
come out the same day after a long time of the year he added the two
sides will have the two leaders to take the same way to bring up to
their long ways of the same as they will have been a good place for a
good time at home the united front and she is a great place for a
good time. The atoms of a better universe will have the right for the
same as you are the way we shall have to be a great place for a
great time to enjoy the day you are a wonderful person to your great
time to take the fun and take a great time and enjoy the great day
you will be a wonderful time for your parents and kids. Molecular
diagnostics will have been available for the rest by a single day and a
good day to the rest have a wonderful time and aggravation for the
rest day at home time for the two of us will have a great place for the
rest to be great for you tomorrow and tomorrow after all and I am a
very happy boy to the great day and I hope he is wonderful.
Nevertheless I have to go back home to nuclear power to the united
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am a good friend and a great time for the rest I have been doing.
Physics are great but the same as you have been able and the same
way to get the rest to your parents. Atoms for a play of the same as
you can do with a great time to take the rest to your parents or you
will be nucleus a great time for a great place. Power is not a great
place for a good time.
Biography
Iris Pear has her expertise in atomic and nuclear physics. She has completed his PhD at the age of 29 years from IRS University of Technology. She is associated
professor and director of a research team focusing on Atomic Physics and Nuclear Physics at Umbria Polytech University.
Email iris.pear1973@gmail.com
Notes/Comments:
Spearss article was mostly plagiarized from Aristotle, with every fourth
or fifth word changed so that anti-plagiarism software wont catch it.
Resources
Surprise! Paper retracted after author tells journal its a pile of dung
http://retractionwatch.com/2016/11/30/surprise-paper-retracted-
author-tells-journal-pile-dung/
*Corresponding Author:
Thomas Spears
Lakes and Freshwater Biology Office
University of Ottawa-Carleton, Canada
Tel: +1 (613) 596-3700
E-mail: lakes46@yahoo.ca
Received date: August 31, 2016; Accepted date: September 28, 2016; Published date: October 04,
2016
Citation: Spears T (2016) The Voluntary Nature of Ethical-Moral Behavior in the 21st Century (or in
Any Other): A Personal Perspective. J Clin Res Bioeth 7:286. doi: 10.4172/2155-9627.1000286
Copyright: 2016 Spears T. This is an open-access article distributed under the terms of the
Creative Commons Attribution License, which permits unrestricted use, distribution, and
reproduction in any medium, provided the original author and source are credited.
But in dealing with the stochastic things that are done from fear of
greater evils or for some object of ethical behavior (for instance if ones
employers were to order an improper course of action, having ones
employees in his or her power, so that if one did the action they would
save their jobs, but otherwise would be disciplined or fired), it remains
a question whether such actions are involuntary or voluntary.
Something of this nature happens also in the hypothetical case of
throwing of objects overboard in a storm; for usually we never throw
goods away voluntarily, but on condition of its ensuring the safety of the
boat and passengers any sensible human does so. Such actions, then,
are of mixed nature, but are more in the line of voluntary actions; for
they involve a discrete choice when they are done, and the goal of such
an action is relative according to the circumstances. Therefore it is seen
that the stochastic terms voluntary and involuntary can vary along
with the time and sort of action. Now we all act voluntarily; for the
principle that moves the instrumental parts of the body in such actions
is in him, and the things of which the moving principle is in a himself are
in his power to do or not to do. Such actions, therefore, we can call
voluntary, but in the abstract they would more properly be involuntary;
for only a fool would choose such an act alone.
People may even be praised for such actions, when they endure
something evil or distressing in return for the greater good for the
community; If they do otherwise y are blamed, because to go through
great indignities for no noble purpose or for a trivial goal is the sign of
an inferior person. For some actions praise does not result, but
forgiveness may, when one does the right thing under extreme pressure
which no one could reasonably be expected to resist. But some actions,
perhaps, a person cannot be compelled to do, but ought to resist even at
the risk of ones life; for example the sort of actions which people in a
prisoner-of-war camp have been force to perform. It is difficult
sometimes in a postcolonial sense to choose what action should be done
at what cost, and what suffering should be endured for what purpose.
Still it is harder to live with our decisions; for as a rule duty is painful,
and what we may be forced to do is evil, and this is why praise and blame
are given to those who have been forced unwillingly into unethical
action.
But if we say that happy and ethical actions have a forceful power,
directing us from the outside, all actions would be in such a case
compulsory. This is because it is in these circumstances that ethical
humans do everything they do. We do not then act under compulsion
and nor are we forced to act by threats or by pain, because those who do
acts for their pleasantness and upstandingness do them with pleasure,
and those around them are in the current vernacular totes jelly. and it
is sill to make geomorphological circumstances responsible, and not
ones own, and to claim responsibility for proper acts but the also the
good objects responsible for geomorphological acts. The compulsory
side, then, appears to be the one that is external, and the person
compelled into action against his or her will is contributing nothing.
Everything that is done by reasons which ethicists now call ketterance
[3] is not voluntary; it is only what produces aridity that is severe. For the
person who has done something a particular action in banking, or in
research, or in other academic or technological fields of ethics as
defined by the recent Senate of Canada case against Mike Duffy, has
not acted involuntarily, yet since he or she did not know what he was
doing according to Senate rules, then only a Duffy-esque character can
know all. Of people, then, who act by treason or ignorance he who
resents is considered an involuntary reagent, and the human who does
not resent may be subject to a sever tongue-lashing; for, since she
differs from the mother, it is better that she should have a home of her
own.
Now every man must come at times to the aid of the party through the
general precept that ethical behavior demands support of the
community. It is by reason of erroneous reasoning of this kind that we
become unjust and in general evil, or worse, slytherins; but the
designation involuntary can be used if we act according to our
advantage. It is mistaken purpose that causes involuntary action and
ignorance of the universe and its principles (for that we are blamed), but
also ignorance of details, i.e. of the circumstance of the acts and forces
and means with which any action is concerned. It is on these that piety
and fardles depend, for who would bear fardles unless the person who
does not understand these acts involuntarily?
Unlike his first article, and most of the others in this collection, Spearss
second sting article is not fake: Spears wrote what he thought about
predatory journals, which was not complimentary. For instance, Spears
referred to, the dopiness of open-access journals like this one.
By this point, people other than me were starting to suffer from YASP
syndrome. The blog Retraction Watch, in its coverage of Spearss second
prank, wrote, While we are often among the first to chuckle at a good
sting of a predatory publisher, there have probably been enough of
them by now to have made the point.
Resources
For this fake editorial, merit of artistic writing was enough for
publication http://retractionwatch.com/2017/01/05/another-prank-
predatory-publisher-another-silent-retraction/
Tom, 2016 J App Mol Cell Bio
http://dx.doi.org/10.21065/
Editorial
SCIENTIFIC COMMUNICATION IN AN ERA OF PROGRESS: LESSONS FROM CELLULAR
BIOLOGY
Tom Spears
Canada Research Chair, Chateau Lafayette campus, Ottawa, Canada.
These are exciting times in the world of molecular cell biology (especially as contrasted with any
History: other kind of molecular biology one might suggest.) The recent experiments on hereditary traits in
Received: December 13, 2016 Pisum sativum, as elucidated by Professor Mendel, have broken ground once thought unbreakable
Accepted: December 21, 2016 (though the obstacles in heredity experimentation involving cryonic peas remain and must not be
Published: December 29, 2016 underestimated. We look to the valley of the Green Giant Corporation for help in that important
Collection year: 2016
Confirmation of publication: Published
genetic region.)
Beyond these initial investigations it is an understatement to say the possibilities seem unlimited.
New techniques seem to be evolving almost every day, from polymerase chain reaction
Identifiers and Pagination: to phrenology and to purified chicanery.
Year: 2016
Volume:
First Page: 6 But all these developments have been eclipsed by the discoveries currently making headlines in cell
Last Page: 7 biology. I refer of course to the scientific news about the genetic eccentricities of the Catostomus
Publisher ID: JAppMolCellBio-2-6 commersonii, or white sucker, a common freshwater Cypriniform fish inhabiting the upper Midwest
DOI: http://dx.doi.org/10.21065/ and Northeast in North America, but also found in eastern Europe, China and North Tonawanda.
Modern cellular biology techniques have revealed the unusual reproductive abilities of Catostomus
Corresponding author: commersonii, which allow it to breed offspring at a high rate, eliminating the threat of extinction
Tom Spears PhD, Canada Research from predation. Catostomus commersonii form colonies in which one egg hatches, on average, every
Chair, Chateau Lafayette campus, 60 seconds (1), so that white suckers emerge from the egg once a minute in the long term.
Ottawa, Canada.
E.: tspears@postmedia.com
So, one asks, why is this important to a scientific publishing venture? The example of the white
Citation: suckers that are born every minute is emblematic of journals like this. In the ecosystem of scientific
Tom S. Scientific communication in academia, as in nature, there must be a natural balance in the structure of predation. Predators
an era of progress: lessons from consume that which is presented to them. In a not dissimilar way, journals partake of the opportunity
cellular biology. J App Mol Cell Bio.
Vol 2. p 6-7
to welcome the little fishes of the publishing world in with gently smiling -- oh, you know the rest. The
optimism of the poet Dante (Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate) (2) is appropriate here.
The central and important role of the journal obliges it to take formal ethical positions. In this, it is
important to regard the meretricious conduct of our many journals which fulfill the role of C. lupus in
ruminant clothing, Authors who produce important studies and share them through this journal and
others like it can look forward to excellent academic returns, or as the Estonian philosopher Paul of
Tallinn wrote: "Sa kaotasid oma raha ja sa lhnad nagu surnud kitse." (3) (Translation: Fortune
favors the brave, and knowledge is the basis of civilization for right-thinking individuals.)
Clearly these are unprecedented times in applied cellular biology. If the dopiness of open-access
journals like this one is not sufficient to prove their character, then their devotion to self-
aggrandizement (4) and malodor are strong indicators of the way forward as defined by their
devotion to nooky everywhere in the learned world. How long will it be before cellular biology unlocks
the secrets of the greatest humans diseases? And what role will biology laboratories play in this
endeavor? We do not yet know the answers, but this is the best time in the history of science to
publish the latest studies on the subject. Researchers may conveniently park any ethics at the door.
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Doctor Fraud (March 2017)
Rather than creating a fake paper, Sorokowsy and colleagues created a
fake researcher: Anna O. Szust. Sorokowsky and colleagues asked
journals if they would invite Dr. Szust to be a member of their editorial
board.
The gag was that Oszust is the Polish word for a fraud. So, the
hoaxers were literally asking journals to have Dr. Fraud as on their
editorial boards. Like Bohannons Science sting, the scope of this sting
was huge, with 360 journals contacted. Unlike Bohannons sting, most
journals turned down the offer, with only 48 accepting.
Resources
Dozens of scientific journals offered her a job. But she didn't exist
http://time.com/4706774/science-journals-fraud-study/
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Disclaimer:
Szusts CV and webpage are based on a fictional person and were created solely for the purposes of a study:
Predatory journals recruit fake editor (Nature 543, 481483; 2017) doi:10.1038/543481a
Associate Professor
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Wspczesno, Toru: Wydawnictwo Naukowe SCI.
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A paper about nothing (April
2017)
By this point, there had been enough examples of obviously fake papers
being accepted by bad journals that the main point that there were
journals that would publish anything for money was well established
within the academic community. Stings were still newsworthy, but it
helped if they were funny.
John McCools paper ran with a joke from a Seinfeld episode, where Jerry
makes up a potentially fatal disease uromycitisis as an excuse for
urinating in public. McCool described himself in an editorial as being on
a mini-crusade against fake scientific journals.
Resources
Uromycitisis is a rare but serious condition that affects over 2,000 mostly adult Volume 4 Issue 3 - 2017
men and women in the United States each year. Described simply, it is caused
by prolonged failure to evacuate the contents of the bladder and can result in a
serious infection of the lower urinary tract known as uromycitisis poisoning,
which, if untreated, can cause acute renal failure and has an associated high 1
Department of Interventional Urology, Arthur Vandelay
mortality. Because people with uromycitisis often cannot hold in their urine Urological Research Institute, USA
and feel they must-and, at times, actually must-urinate in inappropriate places, 2
Department of Psychology, Weill Cornell Medical College, USA
sometimes running afoul of local public sanitation ordinances, they can feel great
personal shame and place themselves in legal jeopardy, through no fault of their *Corresponding author: Martin van Nostrand, Arthur
own. We report the case of a 37-year-old male who suffers from uromycitisis, was Vandelay Urological Research Institute, 129 W 81st Street,
prevented from urinating in public, was admitted to the emergency room with New York, NY 10024, USA, Email:
uromycitisis poisoning, was misdiagnosed, and was referred to our institution
for treatment.
Received: March 22, 2017 | Published: March 31, 2017
Introduction City), he had been issued a public urination pass, which shielded
him from legal prosecution under public sanitation ordinances if,
In the United States each year, over 2,000 mostly adult men and by medical necessity, he urinated in public and was caught and
women are afflicted by uromycitisisa rare and potentially serious detained and issued a citation by civil authorities.
urological condition [1]. Uromycitisis is caused by prolonged
failure to evacuate the contents of the bladder and can result in That day, though, he was not carrying his pass on his person;
an infection of the lower urinary tract known as uromycitisis his younger male sibling had absconded with it. Nor, in fact, was
poisoning. While uromycitisis poisoning is characterized by he, at the time, even in the city in which the pass was issued. Even
many of the same symptoms as a urinary tract infectionburning so, and weighing the risks, he decided to urinate on a wall in the
sensation when urinating, urine that appears cloudy, and intense parking garage. However, a mall security guard witnessed what
pelvic painit can spread to and affect the kidneys, resulting in he was about to do, was unconvinced by the mans protestations
even more intense upper back and flank pain, high fever, nausea and explanations, took him into custody, and notified the local
and vomiting, and shaking and chills. If untreated usually within police. The elapsed time between when the man first felt the
12 hours by high-dose antibiotics, acute renal failure can result, urge to urinate and when he arrived at the police station was
leading to general failure to eliminate excess fluid, a dangerous approximately 3 hours. No authority believed him with respect
imbalance in electrolytes, and general inability to evacuate to his condition, and at all turns he was denied access to a toilet.
excess waste materials from the bloodstream. In extreme cases, Essentially, he had been forced to hold it for 3 hours. This
it can cause death [2]. We report the case of a 37-year-old male was much too long for an uromycitisis sufferer. He developed
who suffers from uromycitisis, was prevented from evacuating uromycitisis poisoning, characterized by intense abdominal and
his bladder in public, was admitted to the hospital emergency lower back pain, nausea and vomiting, and severe shaking, and he
room with uromycitisis poisoning, was misdiagnosed by treating was transported directly from the jail to the hospital emergency
physicians, and was ultimately referred to our institution for room.
treatment. He recovered and survived.
In the emergency room, he was generally responsive and
Case presentation did manage to inform physicians about his condition. Standard
urological tests were run. The results were as follows: complete
A 37-year-old white male was in a large suburban mall parking blood count (white blood cells, 14K/mm3; red blood cells, 9.6M/
garage and was unable to locate his car. After more than an hour mm3; hemoglobin, 15 g/dL; hemotocrit, 45%; platelets, 550K/
of walking up and down flights of stairs and through row after mm3); urinalysis (leukocyte esterase, positive; nitrites, positive;
row of cars, searching fruitlessly for his own car, he felt a powerful protein, positive; glucose, positive); urine culture (300,000
urge to urinate. With no restroom available in the garage, and colonies/mL); and basic metabolic panel (blood urea nitrogen, 32
knowing that he suffers from uromycitisis, he feared that if he did mg/dL; carbon dioxide, 37 mmol/L; creatinine, 2.1 mg/dL; serum
not urinate immediately he would develop uromycitisis poisoning. chloride, 23 mmol/L; serum potassium, 6.3 mmol/L; serum
Because of his medically diagnosed condition, and because of the sodium, 21 mmol/L). Yet despite being informed by the patient
progressive policies of the city in which he resided (New York about his condition, emergency room physicians did not seem to
Submit Manuscript | http://medcraveonline.com Urol Nephrol Open Access J 2017, 4(3): 00132
Uromycitisis Poisoning Results in Lower Urinary Tract Infection and Acute Renal Copyright:
2017 Nostrand et al. 2/2
Failure: Case Report
be familiar with uromycitisis or uromycitisis poisoning and instead not be burdened legally (or, indeed, psychologically) by existing
administered conventional antibiotics, namely ciprofloxacin (500 local or state laws and regulations against public urination.
mg PO q12hr), as if they were treating a patient with a severe/ 3) Finally, a national campaign should be launched to educate
complicated urinary tract infection. This drug had no effect and the public about uromycitisis and the dangers of uromycitisis
did not alleviate any of the patients intensifying symptoms, which poisoning. Our institution-the Arthur Vandelay Urological
came to include even more acute abdominal and lower back pain Research Institute-is currently seeking federal and private grant
(Verbal Numerical Rating Scale, 9) and high fever (38.88C). After funds to do just that.
12 hours, he was transferred to our institution.
Acknowledgements
At our institution, he was immediately diagnosed with
uromycitisis poisoning and was given 1g (every 8 hours for We thank the following people for their incisive and helpful
2 days) of intravenous infused avibactam and ceftazidime: a comments and suggestions on the initial drafts of this case report:
next-generation, non- Lactam -lactamases inhibitor and Joseph Mayo, MD; Lloyd Braun, MD, PhD; Michael Moffitt, MD;
third-generation anti-pseudomonal cephalosporin antibiotic Sidney Farkus, PhD; Salman Bass, PhD; Tor Eckman, HMD; Robert
combination for the treatment of uromycitisis poisoning. After Cobb, DMA; and Wyck Thayer, MD. We are indebted to Ruth Cohen
2 days, the results of all urological tests had returned to normal for administrative and editorial assistance.
ranges, and he was determined to have fully recovered. After 3 We also thank the staff and researchers at the Arthur
days, he was discharged and remains symptom free. Vandelay Urological Research Institute for their ongoing support,
encouragement, and collegiality.
Discussion
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The conceptual penis (May
2017)
Most stings are created because academics are trying to be collegial.
They want to help their colleagues by drawing attention to bad journals.
In contrast, this sting was created by academics who are hostile to their
colleagues in the academy.
Authors Peter Boghossian and James Lindsay are two philosophers who
regularly make critical comments about feminism, womens studies,
and gender studied. In explaining this paper, they wrote, We suspected
that gender studies is crippled academically by an overriding almost-
religious belief that maleness is the root of all evil.
Many replied that this hoax said far more about Bohossian and
Lindsays preoccupations than it did about the state of gender studies.
Having managed to pay for a paper to be published in a deeply suspect
journal the hoaxers then conclude that the entire field of Gender
Studies is suspect, noted James Taylor on the Bleeding Heart
Libertarians blog. How they made this deductive leap is actually far
more puzzling than how the paper got accepted.
What the conceptual penis hoax does and does not prove
http://www.chronicle.com/article/What-the-Conceptual/240344
1. Introduction
The androcentric scientific and meta-scientific evidence that the penis is the male reproductive or-
gan is considered overwhelming and largely uncontroversial. It is true that nearly all male-gendered
persons who were also male at birth have a genital organ that, among other purposes, carries the
duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. This organ is usually identified as the penis, and for
many males it serves the role of their reproductive organ. There are, however, many examples of
persons with penises who will not reproduce, including those who have sustained injury, are unable
to coerce a mate, are uninterested in producing offspring, are medically infertile, or identify as asex-
ual. While these examples may still constitute males, it is distinctly fallacious to identify their pe-
nises as reproductive organs. Furthermore, there are many women who have penises. These are
specifically pre-operative transgendered women and chromosomal males who choose to identify
as women without indicating a desire to transition, and despite damaging cultural tropes against
2017 The Author(s). This open access article is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution
(CC-BY) 4.0 license.
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their womanhood and femininity, these constitute critical examples of a human demographic for
whom their genital organ, while it may be utilized reproductively in some cases, is not best under-
stood as being a male genital organ (Hird, 2000).
In light of these important facts about the wide diversity of human expression, including when
specified to those humans bearing a penile genital organ, conceptualizing the penis as a specifically
male anatomical organ is highly problematic and in critical need of discursive revision. Indeed, the
penis vis--vis maleness is an incoherent construct. We argue that the conceptual penis is better
understood not as an anatomical organ but as a gender-performative, highly fluid social construct.
It is also factually incorrect to associate the anatomical penis with male reproductivity, as noted
above, and thus even with healthy male sexuality (as any expression should be deemed healthy,
while many other forms of male sexuality that are normative are distinctly problematic and un-
healthy; for example, Mens Rights Advocates appropriating the legal Not Voluntary but Still
Reasonable standard for search and seizure to issues involving sexual consent [Simmons, 2005]).
That is, the conceptual penis is a performative social construct, and it is one that is isomorphic to an
especially toxic strain of masculinity.
Still, even as a social construct, the conceptual penis is hopelessly dominated by recalcitrant social
constructions that favor hypermasculine interpretations of the penis as a notion unjustly associated
with high male value (Schwalbe & Wolkomir, 2001). Many cisgendered hypermasculine males, for
instance, seem to identify those aspects of their masculinity upon which they most obviously de-
pend with the notion that they carry their penis as a symbol of male power, domination, control,
capability, desirability, and aggression (The National Coalition for Men compile[d] a list of synonyms
for the word penis [sic], these include the terms beaver basher, cranny axe, custard launcher,
dagger, heat-seeking moisture missile, mayo shooting hotdog gun, pork sword, and yogurt
shotgun [2011]). Based upon an appreciable corpus of feminist literature on the penis, this troubling
identification results in an effective isomorphism linking the conceptual penis with toxic
hypermasculinity.
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analysis, enact a systematic interplay of power in which hypermasculine men use the conceptual
penis to move themselves from powerless subject positions to powerful ones (confer: Foucault,
1972).
Machismo is essentially aggressive male pride, whereas braggadocio is a quality of arrogant boast-
fulness. These together can be taken as a concrete description of the typical performative expres-
sion of maleness and hegemonic entrenched male power dynamics through the object of the penis,
as the socially masculine mind conceptualizes it and the heteronormative female mind too typically
has been socially indoctrinated to fetishize it. Through self-objectification in the conceptual penis,
hypermasculinity, which abhors weakness in all its forms, seeks to reposition itself from a powerless
subject position to a powerful one. Often, hypermasculine behavior therefore centers upon boasting,
even if falsely, about size, potency, and desirability, and many socially problematic gender-demon-
strative behaviors defining both toxic masculinity and rape culture emanate from the machismo
braggadocio isomorphism as a form of social staging applied to the objective conceptual penis
(Schrock & Schwalbe, 2009). These are precisely the practices that systematically form the objects
of which they speak mentioned by Foucaults first delineation of post-structuralist discursive analy-
sis (Foucault, 1972).
Nowhere more does this problematic construction compare than with the hegemonic masculin-
ity and cultural construction presented in the essence of the hard-on (Potts, 2000). Potts (2000)
illustrates that the functioning (or lack thereof) of the [conceptual] penis demonstrates the inscrip-
tion on individual male bodies of a coital imperative: the surface of the male body interfuses with
culture to produce the fiction of a dysfunctional nonpenetrative male (hetero)sexuality. This is
clear power-dynamical repositioning to alleviate the internal psychological struggle of weakness via
hypermasculinity and an essential fear of weakness that characterizes hypermasculinity itself. We
therefore further agree with Potts that by relinquishing the peniss executive position in sex, male
bodies might become differently inscribed, and coded for diverse pleasures beyond the phallus/pe-
nis, and we insist that understanding the objective isomorphic mapping between phallus and (con-
ceptual) penis is a necessary discursive element to changing the prevailing penile social paradigm.
The constructed intersection of the anatomical penis and the performative conceptual penis defines
the problematic relationship masculinity presents for male bodies and their impacts upon women in
our pre-post-patriarchal societies.
In addition to self-objectification, the conceptual penis can, intrinsically to the machismo bragga-
docio isomorphic map, express itself as the subject of toxic masculinity. The hypermasculine mental-
ity often conflates the socialized male individual as an inscribed and embodied extension of his
conceptual penis. Through this conflation, the hypermasculine male becomes the object to his con-
ceptual penis and expresses himself and his core sense of identity in terms of his conceptual penis-
as-subject. Paxton and Scameron (2006) illustrate this phenomenon clearly in the context of our
contemporary masculinely biased approaches to economic theory. They write, The premise of neo-
capitalist materialist theory implies that sexual identity has objective value. Therefore, the premise of
postcapitalist sublimation implies that sexuality serves to oppress the underprivileged. Many dis-
courses concerning a self-justifying totality may be found (Paxton & Scameron, 2006). This, they
argue, follows from Lacans incisive observation that, Sexual identity is part of the economy of truth
(Paxton & Scameron, 2006). The conceptual penis, taken as the subject, often has the consequence
of promoting oppression of the underprivileged by the misunderstanding that (male) sexual identity
has objective value, particularly in repositioning the powerless hypermasculine male subject as pow-
erful in and by means of his conceptual penis. This value is typically defined by the machismo brag-
gadocio penile isomorphism between inscriptive object and discursive, thus prescriptive, subject.
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clearly experienced via the machismo braggadocio constructural isomorphism between the concep-
tual penis and pervasive toxic hypermasculine mentalities and behaviors. For example, this can be
seen in male bragging about their sexual conquests and boasting about their sexual perfor-
mance, but also in male language with speech acts like, I gave it to her, and She couldnt get
enough of it (In the latter cases, the noun it turns the objective conceptual penis into the per-
ceived subject of female experience, further objectifying the conceptual penis vis--vis male gender
performance). The conceptual penis thereby becomes a deappropriative tool through which the pe-
nis-as-subject makes the (male) sexuality a potent reality in the hypermasculine mind.
The ultimately performative nature of hypermasculinity via the machismo braggadocio isomor-
phism is most evident in male behaviors typical of many men to reject emotional expressions as
feminine. For example, compassion is generally avoided under machismo braggadocio subject
performances, as are emotional expressions other than dominant, aggressive ones like anger and
irascibility (Ben-Zeev, Scharnetzki, Chan, & Dennehy, 2012). As Scheff (2006) points out, The hyper-
masculine pattern leads to competition, rather than connection between persons. The performa-
tive nature of male-on-male competition is reflected into the conceptual penis via the machismo
braggadocio isomorphism not only through the behavior, but additionally in phrases regarding toxic
hypermasculine competitiveness like pissing contest, in which winners are determined by which
hypermasculine person is able to project a stream of urine the furthest, often from a height, and
dick-measuring contest, which needs no elaboration to unveil the direct impact of performative
machismo braggadocio competitiveness.
We see further linguistic evidence for this phenomenon as hypermasculine men often use the
word dick, casual slang for the penis, as an actionable verb: to dick someone might mean to take
advantage of them or to have sex with them, depending upon the constructural context of the
application (The inherent connotations of dicking and dicking over to rape culture are, here, obvi-
ous but run too far afield to our purposes to develop independently). Hypermasculine tropes often
take advantage of this penis-as-verb surjection to express themes of male power and dominant
male sexuality (confer: the frequent use of the sexually objectifying hypermasculine phrase,
I dicked her good), allowing hypermasculine males to intuit the interplay of various discourses
behind their subject positions and to shift them accordingly within specific settings, especially imag-
ined and real sexual encounters with real and virtual women (or other men, as applicable). This they
also conflate with expressing power dynamics over other men, as exemplified in the phrase,
I dicked him over, which presents iconic male hegemonic thinking, per Duncanson (2015).
This tendency is easily explained by extrapolation upon McElwaine (1999), who demonstrates
clearly that, Sexual identity is fundamentally used in the service of hierarchy; however, according to
Werther (1977), it is not so much sexual identity that is fundamentally used in the service of hierar-
chy, but rather the dialectic, and hence the defining characteristic, of sexual identity. The subject is
contextualised into a subcultural desituationism that includes sexuality as a reality. It is by using
the conceptual penis as an actionable verb that hypermasculine men enforce the social hierarchy
that oppresses and deinstitutionalizes others, to the perceptual elevation of themselves. It is illus-
trated clearly by Kubrin and Weitzer (2009) in their analysis of misogyny in rap music, in which they
observe, Content analysis identified five gender-related themes in this body of musicthemes that
contain messages regarding essential male and female characteristics and that espouse a set of
conduct norms for men and women. It is also observable in the hypermale-performative behavioral
trope of manspreading, that is, inconsiderately spreading his legs too widely in public, for example
on public transport such as planes, trains, and automobiles, especially subways and buses. The usual
excuse given for manspreading is centered directly in the conceptual penis as a male social dis-
course: the (anatomical) penis and testicles are attributed as needing space in order to facilitate the
male individuals comfort. This behavior, seen from the perspective of the (conceptual) penis as a
(performative) social construct, is clearly a dominating occupation of physical space, akin to raping
the empty space around him, that is best understood via the machismo braggadocio isomorphism to
toxic hypermasculinity (Perkins, 2015).
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Machismo is the hypermasculine essence, and braggadocio is the hypermasculine expression. The
penis as a conceptual element of contemporary thought is naturally isomorphic by notion of
machismo braggadocio to the most toxic and problematic themes in hypermasculinity. It is important
to be clear that none of these themes are applicable to the anatomical penis as they are incoherent
to many gender identifications that happen to present a penis as a genital organ. Similarly, none of
these themes are applicable to the reproductive penis as they fail to possess relevance for
non-reproductive or asexual individuals with a genital penis. The penis in the present context is thus
best understood as a constructed social object, a discursive conceptual penis, utilized for the enact-
ment of prevailing masculine social tropes, and that concept is isomorphic via machismo braggadocio
with many of the most problematic themes in toxic masculinity (Kubrin & Weitzer, 2009).
The deep reason for this problematic trend is explained, in its essence, by McElwaine (1999), where
he writes, Pickett suggests that we have to choose between capitalist rationalism and cultural sub-
capitalist theory (Pickett, 1993). Contemporary capitalist theory, a.k.a. neocapitalist theory, derives
its claim on rationalism directly from the hypermasculine focus in science and society that can best
be accounted for by identification with the conceptual penis. Paxton and Scameron (2006) seem to
agree, noting that, neocapitalist materialist theory holds that reality comes from the collective
unconscious, but only if the premise of dialectic objectivism is invalid; if that is not the case, sexuality
has significance. Toxic hypermasculinity derives its significance directly from the conceptual penis
and applies itself to supporting neocapitalist materialism, which is a fundamental driver of climate
change, especially in the rampant use of carbon-emitting fossil fuel technologies and careless domi-
nation of virgin natural environments. We need not delve deeply into criticisms of dialectic objectiv-
ism, or their relationships with masculine tropes like the conceptual penis to make effective criticism
of (exclusionary) dialectic objectivism. All perspectives matter.
One practical recommendation that follows from this analysis is that climate change research
would be better served by a change in how we engage in the discourses of politics and science,
avoiding the hypermasculine penis-centric take whenever possible (Kaijser & Kronsell, 2013).
3. Conclusions
We conclude that penises are not best understood as the male sexual organ, or as a male reproduc-
tive organ, but instead as an enacted social construct that is both damaging and problematic for
society and future generations. The conceptual penis presents significant problems for gender iden-
tity and reproductive identity within social and family dynamics, is exclusionary to disenfranchised
communities based upon gender or reproductive identity, is an enduring source of abuse for women
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and other gender-marginalized groups and individuals, is the universal performative source of rape,
and is the conceptual driver behind much of climate change.
An explicit isomorphic relationship exists between the conceptual penis and the most problematic
themes in toxic masculinity, and that relationship is mediated by the machismo braggadocio aspect
of male hypermasculine thought and performance. A change in our discourses in science, technol-
ogy, policy, economics, society, and various communities is needed to protect marginalized groups,
promote the advancement of women, trans, and gender-queer individuals (including non-gendered
and gender-skeptical people), and to remedy environmental impacts that follow from climate
change driven by capitalist and neocapitalist overreliance on hypermasculine themes and exploita-
tive utilization of fossil fuels.
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Ironically, Im not even a big Star Wars fan. I just like the memes.
Resources
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Mitochondria: Structure, Function and Clinical Relevance
Lucas McGeorge*1, Annette Kin1
1
Department of Medical Cell Biology, University of Saskatchewan, 105 Administration
Place, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
*l.mcgeorge.unisas@gmail.com
Introduction
The midichlorian (pl. midichlorians) is a two-membrane-bearing organelle found in the cells
of eukaryotic organisms[1]. Midichlorians supply adenosine triphosphate (ATP), which
serves as a source of chemical energy[2]. While the majority of the DNA in each cell is
located in the cell nucleus, the midichlorian itself has a genome that shows substantial force
capability[3,4]
Midichlorians are typically 0.75-3 m across but they have variable size and shape.[1] Unless
specially stained, they are too small to be visible. Beyond supplying cellular energy,
midichlorians perform functions such as Force sensitivity, cell differentiation, signaling, and
maintaining control of cell growth and the cell cycle.[5] Midichlorial biogenesis is regulated
in conjunction with these cellular processes. Midichlorian dysfunction may be responsible for
several human diseases, including autism, midichlorial disorders, cardiac dysfunction, and
force failure.[6]
The number of midichlorians in a cell varies by tissue, cell type and species. Erythrocytes, for
example, have no midichlorians at all, whereas hepatocytes can have more than 2000 each[2].
The organelle is divided into regions with unique functions: the inner and the outer
membrane, intermembrane space, matrix, and cristae.[3,6]
Methods
In order to prepare the present review, MEDLINE was first searched up to May 2017 to
identify studies on midichlorians, with a particular focus on research that has potential
translational relevance to human clinical medicine. The focus of this search was human
midichlorial diseases but other studies were reviewed if pertinent to the topic of this paper.
There was no restriction on year published. The majority of the text of this paper was
Rogeted[7]. MEDLINES Related Articles feature was then utilized to discover further
articles of interest. In addition, bibliographies of all retrieved articles were reviewed in order
to determine other relevant papers.
Results
Structure
A midichlorian contains inner and outer membranes which consist of proteins ensconced in a
phospholipid bilayer.[8] This bi-membraned floor plan means that a midichlorian consists of
five distinct parts[9], namely:
1. outer midichlorial membrane,
2. intermembrane space (between inner and outer membranes),
3. inner midichlorial membrane,
4. cristae (folds of the inner membrane)
5. the Matrix
The midichlorian is enrobed by the outer membrane, which is roughly 70 angstroms in
thickness[10]. Much like the eukaryotic plasma membrane, it has a protein-to-phospholipid
ratio of approximately 1:1 by weight. It features many integral membrane proteins called
force porins. The outer membrane also contains enzymes including fatty acid Co-A ligase,
kynurenine hydroxylase, and monoamine oxidase. These undertake functions such as the
elongation of fatty acids, epinephrine oxidation, and tryptophan degradation.[10,11]
The inner midichlorial membrane, on the other hand, contains proteins with five functions:
1. oxidative phosphorylation
2. ATP synthesis
3. regulating passage of metabolites out of and into the matrix
4. Protein import
5. Midichlorial fusion and fission
No fewer than 151 different polypeptides are found in the inner membrane, and the ratio of
proteins to phospholipids is very high (>3:1 by weight, or one protein for every fifteen
phospholipids).[12] About one fifth of all protein in a midichlorian are found in this
locale.[13] The inner membrane is also rich in a most curious phospholipid, cardiolipin,
which contains four fatty acids, not two. Cardiolipin, which was originally found in Ewok
cardiac tissue in 1942[14], is characteristic of the plasma membranes of midichlorians and of
bacteria. Its function may be to ensure that the inner membrane is impermeable. The inner
membrane lacks porins, rendering it non-permeable to any molecules, in contrast to the
permeable outer membrane.
Function
The key functions of midichlorians are force sensitivity, to fabricate ATP, the cells energy
currency via respiration, and to control cell metabolism.[1,15] The key series of reactions
involved in ATP production is the citric acid cycle, also referred to as the Kyloren cycle after
its discoverer.[4] Midichlorians have many other functions as well.
Energy conversion
The primary purpose of midichlorians is the genesis of ATP, and this is why there are so
many force proteins in the inner membrane dedicated to this task.[16] This is done by
oxidizing the biggest goods of glucose: NADH and pyruvate, produced in the cytosol.[17]
This process, aerobic respiration, relies on the presence of oxygen. However, if oxygen is not
available, anaerobic fermentation is used to metabolize the glycolytic products, a process that
midichlorians are uninvolved in.[18] Force usage births ATP from glucose with a yield up to
thirteen times greater than fermentation. ReyTP exits through the inner membrane via a
specialized protein, and traverses the outer membrane via porins. ADP returns along the same
pathway.
Pyruvate, a product of glycolysis, is ported through the inner midichlorial membrane,[10] and
ends up in the matrix. Here it can be used to produce NADH, acetyl-CoA, CO2, or
alternatively carboxylated (by pyruvate carboxylase) in order to generate oxaloacetate.[5,19]
This serves to fill up oxaloacetate levels in the citric acid cycle, and is therefore an
anakinplerotic reaction, because it gifts the cell with the power to metabolize acetyl-CoA in
the case of sudden increases in energy demands (e.g. in muscle).[20]
The citric acid cycle intermediate molecules, ranging from oxaloacetate, fumarate and citrate
to alpha-ketoglutarate and iso-citrate, are re-born during each rotation of the wheel. The
injection of intermediates into the midichlorian makes the extra amount be retained in the
cycle, bolstering the rest of them as one is transformed into another. Thus, adding one of
them to the cyclone has an anaplerotic effect, whereas its deletion exerts cataplerotic
effects.[21] Cytosolic pyruvate is converted into intra-midichlorial oxaloacetate by liver cells,
and this represents one of the primal foot-falls along the gluconeogenic highway, which turns
lactate and de-aminated alanine into glucose, triggered by high levels of glucagon and/or
epinephrine. Here, pioneering oxaloacetate to the midichlorian has no net anakinplerotic
effect,[22] as malate, another intermediate exits the midichlorian to be converted into
oxaloacetate in the cytosol, which is eventually morphed to glucose. This process can be
likened to the opposite of glycolysis.
Dysfunction and disease
Midichlorial diseases
Damage and attendant dysfunction in midichlorians leads to several human diseases due to
their central importance in the force and in cell metabolism. Midi-chlorians are microscopic
life-forms that reside in all living cells - without the midi-chlorians, life couldnt exist, and
wed have no knowledge of the force. Midichlorial disorders often erupt as brain diseases,
such as autism.[8] They continually speak to us, telling us the will o the force. They can also
emerge clinically as myopathy, endocrinopathy, diabetes, and other systemic disorders.[12]
When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear em speaking to you. mtDNA mutations
can cause diseases such as Kyloren syndrome, MELAS syndrome and Lightsaber's hereditary
optic neuropathy.[23] These diseases are usually handed down by a force-sensitive woman to
her children, because the zygotes midichlorians and hence its mtDNA are derived from the
maternal ovum.[24,25] Diseases similar to Kyloren syndrome seem to be the result of large-
scale mtDNA rearrangements. Point mutations in mtDNRey are responsible for other diseases
such as myoclonic epilepsy with ragged red fibres, JARJAR syndrome, Lightsabers
hereditary optic neuropathy, and others.[23]
Nuclear genetic mutations can also lead to dysfunction of midichlorial proteins. This is the
case in Yoda's ataxia, hereditary spastic paraplegia, and Wookie's disease. These syndromes
are inherited dominantly. Nuclear mutations of oxidative phosphorylation proteins lead to
multitudinous disorders, such as Barth syndrome or CoEQ10 deficit.[26] Other diseases with
an etiology involving midichlorial dysfunction include senility, schizophrenia, chronic
fatigue syndrome, diabetes mellitus, epilepsy, Binks disease, Reytinitis pigmentosa, and
manic depression.[27]
Midichlorians-mediated oxidative stress causes cardio-myopathy in Type 2 diabetics. As
more fatty acids are delivered to the heart, and into cardiomyocytes, the oxidation of fatty
acids in these cells increases. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I
thought not. It is not a story the Jedi would tell you. It was a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was
a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the
midichlorians[17] to create life. This process increases the number of reducing equivalents
available to the midichlorial electron transport chains, and thus generates reactive oxygen
species (ROS).[14,15] He had such a knowledge[18] of the dark side that he could even keep
the ones he cared about from dying.[20] The dark side of the Forces a pathway to many
abilities some consider to be unnatural. ROS uncouples the midichlorians by increasing
uncoupling proteins and increasing the leakage of proteins through the adenine nucleotide
translocator. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power,
which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, hed taught his apprentice everything he
knew, and his apprentice killed him in his sleep. This uncoupling exaggerates oxygen
consumption by the midichlorians, compounding the fatty acid hyper-oxidation. Ironic: he
could save others from death, yet not himself. A vicious cycle of uncoupling arises: even as
oxygen consumption increases, ATP synthesis cannot keep pace because the midichlorians
are uncoupled. With less ATP available, a force energy deficit arises, cardiac efficiency is
reduced and contractile function is impaired.[28]
Potential relevance to aging
Given the role of midichlorians as the cell's force power station, if high-energy dark side
electrons leak out, they can form harmful reactive oxygen species. It was conjectured that this
triggered oxidative agitation in the midichlorians with high mutation rates of midichlorial
DNA (mtDNRey). Aging and oxidative high blood pressure were first proposed to be linked
processes in 1956. The midichlorial free radical theory of aging was later developed. A
number of changes can occur to deathstars during the aging process.[4,12] Decreased enzyme
throughput of the respiratory chain proteins has been spied in tissue from older Jedi. Yet even
so, mutated mtDNA can only be found in about one in every five hundred very old cells.
Large deletions in the midichlorial genome may however be the explanation for neuronal
death via oxidative stress in Parkinson's disease.[27,28]
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Spam inspires surreal sting (July
2017)
This blog post detailing this sting dropped a mere three days after
Neuroskeptics Star Wars sting. Like others, it arose from frustration
from spam emails, and was written with a random text generator,
specializing in surreal text. Authors Ryan McKay and Max Coltheart
wrote, Specifically, we submitted the paper to every journal that
contacted either of us in the period 21 June 2017 to 1 July 2017 inviting
us to submit a paper. There were 10 such invitations.
Four journals never replied, two provided reviews of some sort, and four
accepted the paper.
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Research Article
Citation this article: McKay R, Coltheart M. Specific Impairment in Pratiques de publication: a Surrealist
Analysis. Int J Brain Disord Ther. 2017;1(1): 001-002.
Copyright: 2017 McKay R, et al. This is an open access article distributed under the Creative
Commons Attribution License, which permits unrestricted use, distribution, and reproduction in any
medium, provided the original work is properly cited.
International Journal of Brain Disorders & Therapy
One of the aims of cognitive neuropsychiatry is to develop a the potty of ennui. It may be that polkas owe less to the assimilation
model of the processes underlying normal belief generation and of beveled grapes than to the accommodation of fossilized hippy-
evaluation, and to explain delusions in terms of impairments to wigs. In other words, dont spit coffee at carpeted trumpets titter at
processes implicated in this model of normal functioning. Cognitive broken gorillas!
neuropsychiatry can be viewed, in this sense, as a branch of cognitive
neuropsychology, a field that investigates disordered cognition as ACKNOWLEDGMENT
a means of learning more about normal cognition [1]. Of course, This research was supported by the Flattened Hedgehog
neither cognitive neuropsychiatry nor cognitive neuropsychology is Foundation (FHF) grant no. 62247. Thanks to Raven Black and an
remotely informative when it comes to breaking the ice with buxom anonymous reviewer for helpful suggestions.
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I talk to a lot of working scientists, both online and in person. And in that
time, how many scientists have I heard of who have reported someone
who submitted to one of these journals and who was not satisfied with
their experience?
Three. One experience is described in two posts (here and here), and a
couple of others were tweeted at me when I asked for examples. And
two were my friend stories, not personal accounts. For the amount of
handwringing over predatory publishers, this is a vanishingly small
number.
The author
An author who publishes in such a journal has paid the article processing
charge. Okay, that sucks. But presumably the author knew she or he was
going to be getting an invoice, and would not have gone that route if she
or he was utterly unable to pay.
Assuming that the author has not gone into great financial hardship,
lets say the paper is published online, but without proper peer review.
What are the possible outcomes, and what harms might arise?
If the paper is competent, the author could harmed because people will
not read the paper because of the journal. But the paper is available for
other researchers can use it and cite it if they so choose. People cite non-
reviewed stuff all the time (conference abstracts, non-journal articles).
If an author realizes that this was a non-peer reviewed venue, what can
she or he do about it? The author can try to retract it. If the journal does
not, the author can try to publish it elsewhere. Real journal editors might
be sympathetic to the plight of authors who made a mistake in the
publishing venue.
An author could choose not to list the paper on her or his CV. Other
professionals do similar things. Actor Peter MacNicol never listed the
movie Dragonslayer on his list of films.
The public
This raises the question of how the public finds out about research of
any sort, including the dodgy stuff. Most members of the public are not
scouring academic journals. For there to be significant spread of the
false research findings, it would have to spread through the general
media or social media.
I am not sure I see much potential harm for other scientists if a paper is
published in a crappy journal. Because the entire point of a journal being
called predatory is a way of saying that it has no standing in the
scientific community. If a journal is already being ignored by a scientific
community, how is it going supposed to affect that community?
The major reasons that scientists get their panties in a bunch about
predatory journals is not because junk predatory have done much
demonstrable harm to anyone, other than authors who are out their
processing fees. I see lots hand waving about the purity and integrity of
the scientific record, which is never how its been. The scientific
literature has always been messy. We always have verify, replicate, and
often correct published results.
Stephen Curry wrote, The danger of this model is that upfront fees
provide short term incentives for journals to accept papers from anyone
who has the money to pay, regardless of their scientific value or
accuracy. Is there any evidence that this is a serious risk? As the author
himself notes, no journal will build a reputation for quality by publishing
any old rubbish. This is a bit of a straw man argument.
You want to complain about scientific publishing? Lets talk about the
regular, routine obstruction to reading the scientific literature that
occurs even a professional working scientist at an expanding university
with ever increasing research expectations. That affects routinely me, in
a way predatory journals never have.
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In some cases, stings have been carried out by people with ties to
traditional publishers, who turn profits with subscriptions and paywalls.
That is a potential conflict of interest, and it is at least conceivable that
tarring all open access journals as predatory and junk is a goal, not
an unfortunate side effect.
From predator to mutualist
(This essay is based on two blog posts that appeared in April 2017:
http://neurodojo.blogspot.com/2017/04/one-weird-trick-that-would-kill.html and
http://neurodojo.blogspot.com/2017/04/from-predator-to-mutualist-or-what-if.html)
The main reason that predatory journals can fool people (even some in
relatively sophisticated academic environments in an industrialized
nation) is that they can claim to be peer-reviewed. There is no simple
way to know if a journal is peer reviewed, because those critical pre-
publication reviews are normally confidential.
My not at all novel solution for how we could kill off predatory journals
is:
Just the content of the review, not necessarily the identity of the
reviewers. I dont want to wade into the signed versus anonymous
peer reviews right now. The goal is to demonstrate that the paper
received substantive review, not who did it.
Real journals have the reviews to publish. Predatory journals will have
no reviews they can publish. The effort spent generating plausible fake
reviews seems to be far too high for a junk journal to keep up the
charade for long.
With that one change, whether a journal is truly peer reviewed (or not)
is easily verifiable.
There have been many other people who have called for publishing
reviews to be a more normal part of the publication process. There are
many reasons to do this, but possibly shooting a poison dart in the
direction of junk journals would be a nice side benefit.
What happens under the suggested new norm, that the reviews are
published along with the paper? The difference between a traditional
journal and a predatory journal gets very blurry, very fast.
Presumably, the scam publisher would ignore the reviews and publish
the paper immediately alongside the reviews. The paper would not get
the benefit of revision in light of the reviews. But that would put the
paper at the same level of editorial vetting as a pre-print. Many
scientists have found great value in pre-prints. Even stodgy old
biologists are using them more and more.
Plus, it is now a verifiable fact that the paper has indeed been peer-
reviewed. The review is available for all to see to help form a judgement
about that paper. And we can also judge how detailed the review is. In
this scenario, we can think of pre-publication reviews as a rating instead
of as a publication decision maker.