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How To Create The Matrixs

open Notepad (to do so click start, all programs, accessories, and notepad) paste
this code:

@echo off
color 0a
:A
echo 7 y x 3 8 G M P q 1 F 0 U v c i j
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
echo o D s a E I j H 9 t 6 7 z C B 4 g 8
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
echo g F x 6 A e 9 1 b M W r T h k P 8 3
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
echo j G a e 3 5 B x Z Q p 0 o 2 h V u C
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
echo 7 f S E A q p 7 b d h U C V 1 4 8 3
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
goto A

Now go to File, save as, now save as Matrix.bat (you must save it as .bat) then a
new icon will pop up on your desktop click it and enjoy.

How To Create An Aggravating Pop-up

open Notepad then paste this code:

msg * hi
msg * how are you
msg * stop tying to make me go away
msg * ill never go away never
msg * still here
msg * this is getting boring
msg * "yawn"
msg * i think i will go now
msg * yeah i will
msg * well bye
msg * "end of message"

then save as Whateveryouwant.bat (again always save as .bat) then a icon will
appear on your desktop click and enjoy.

(you can make the message pop-up long just type: msg* whatever you want)

ot's Of CMD's

Lots of cmd open notepad and copy this and type start has many times as you like
just make sure that each "start" is under then other.

save as whatever.bat click the icon and enjoy

A Fake Hack

open Notepad and paste this code:

@echo off
echo i'm hacking your computer stupid man!
pause
echo i don't like you!
pause
echo So i will delete all your files!
pause
echo c:\DELETING FILES
pause
echo c:\DELETING SYSTEM32 FILES
pause
echo c:\FILES HAVE BEEN DELETED
pause
echo your computer will shutdown in..
msg * 5
msg * 4
msg * 3
msg * 2
msg * 1 sucker!!
shutdown -s -t 30

save as whatever.bat click the icon and enjoy.

Make A Select Program

open notepad and paste this code:

@echo off
title Select Program
:start
cls
echo options

echo 1. Calculator
echo 2. word
echo 3. cmd
echo 4. Notepad
echo 5. Lock PC
echo 6. Log Off
echo 7. Exit

set /p var=What Would you like to open? (The Selection no)

IF '%var%' == '1' GOTO calc

IF '%var%' == '2' GOTO Word
IF '%var%' == '3' GOTO cmd
IF '%var%' == '4' GOTO Note
IF '%var%' == '5' GOTO SU
IF '%var%' == '6' GOTO LO
IF '%var%' == '7' GOTO exit

cls
msg * That selection does not exist please try again!
goto start

:calc
"C:\windows\system32\calc.exe"
Pause
cls
goto start
:Word
cd "C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11\"
start WINWORD.EXE
goto start
PAUSE
cls

:cmd
start cmd
goto start
PAUSE
cls

:Note
start %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
goto start
PAUSE
cls

:SU
start %windir%\System32\rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation
exit

:LO
set /p LOC=msg Are you sure yo want to logg off? (Y/N)
IF '%LOC%' == 'Y' GOTO LOC
IF '%LOC%' == 'N' GOTO LONC
pause
goto start

:LOC
start %windir%\System32\shutdown /l
exit

:LONC
msg * Log of Aborted!
goto start

save as whatever.bat. click the icon and enjoy.