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Tacit, internet user

Q1, 2018

The “Big Question” of 2018


In light of some recent informal discussions, and due to a minor personal
obsession, I have assembled this list of important factors and considerations
surrounding a slightly controversial debate. This information has been laid out in
simple lists according to my personal assessment.
For necessary background information, consult the documentary Love & Saucers –
The far out world of David Huggins. [full credits will go here] The topic question
assumes that any resulting scenario matches closely with the experiences
described by Mr. Huggins in the film.

The exact question to be answered: “Would you have sex with an alien?”

This simple inquiry raises innumerable concerns, and can itself raise questions
leading far beyond the scope of this document. A simple yes-or-no answer has
proved illusive. To introduce this survey, here are the major points of contention
I have identified in the David Huggins scenario.

- The woman has the pale face and soulless black eyes of a stereotypical “gray” alien.
- The encounter takes place either in a remote wooded area or inside an alien structure,
the latter possibly within an alternate dimension.
- The alien(s) are constantly aware of your exact location and have an always-on line of
communication directly to your mind.
- The alien woman wants to have children.
- A giant praying mantis wearing a robe will be present and watching during every sexual
encounter.
- According to Huggins, the first ejaculation during sex with the alien is “painful.”
- You will be paralyzed, at least partially so, during sex with the alien.

To supplement the conditions outlined above, I have speculated and


assembled a list of possibilities to consider that may provide useful
perspectives when considering the question. I state again: these possibilities
are the result of subjective thinking and are not canon to the Love and Saucers
scenario as previously defined.
- What if the alien was the only option? If for some reason there were no women on
earth, would you have sex with the alien woman? If you did, how would you justify this
decision?
- You are very drunk. The alien woman telepathically communicates a desire to have sex.
You can clearly see that she has a pale alien face and attractive human body. How would
you respond while intoxicated?
- The alien has somehow paralyzed you, to a such a degree that you cannot stand up or
force her off of you. Did you have sex with the alien or did the alien have sex with you?
Is this distinction even valid?
- The giant insect being is not present. Would you have sex with the alien if the insectoid
messiah is not watching?
- If the alien woman showed you a large container of several million dollars, would you
have sex with her?

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